The Energon Pub

by **Cyberwright** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:48 am

i know ill burn for this :twisted:

Prime: IT's Morphing time!

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:25 am

Omaga red wrote:i know ill burn for this

Prime: IT's Morphing time!

A squad of Go-Bots is coming to drag you to Hell even as we speak!

by **Cyclostorm** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:46 am

Optimus Prime: f$#@*^$ kids so f*^%$(&^% sensetive they were traumatise by something that happened in a f*&%$#@& movie about toys...

Unicron: Curse you fantastic 4!

Hot Rod: Curse you vile woman!

Cyclonus: Screw you guys I'm going home!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:09 am

Trypticon: Fat guy in a little coat...

*prances around*

by **bloodjoker77** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:40 am

megatron:(singing) i'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout....................(you get the idea)

by **Badass Grimlock** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:04 pm

Shockwave: Prepare to enter.... THE TWILIGHT ZONE. :GHOST:

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Sari: Oh, geez! another one! how many of these guys have you got anyway?

Sumdac: Oh, you are girl, right?

Sari: Yes, as far as I know. (to robot) Hi! How are you doing? Your little brother's hiding in my truck.

Sumdac: I am seeing some strange, bizarre drivers, but you.... You are awarded the cake!

Sari: Me? Talk to your robot. He did the driving.

Fanzone: Did you say the robot drove the truck?

Sari: That's right, chum. That's exactly what I said.

-Short Circuit

by **bloodjoker77** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:33 pm

starscream:i'm super thanks for asking

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:52 am

Ironhide: "I hope Soundwave likes these flowers. I blew up Buzzsaw and I don't think he's coming back."
"Poor bird."
"Boy these sure are purrrty."

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:15 pm

Arcee: "THAT'S how the humans' protoforms are made??? Ewwww!"
Hot Rod: "Sooo, does this mean you don't want to" *SLAP* "uhh, right, I'll take that as a No"

by **SentinelA** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:22 pm

ROTF based...

Ironhide and BumbleBee carry Sideswipe into Autobot HQ after battle.

Optimus Prime: Sideswipe, are you alright?

Sideswipe: No, they blew off my feet!

Prime and Ratchet look at one another.

Ratchet: Ah, Sideswipe, you never had feet.

Sideswipe: DAMN YOU MICHEAL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:06 am

haha --didn't stop me from buyin the new figure. Tried him out at botcon and loved it. Had to get one. Got it at TRU yesterday. :APPLAUSE:

by **bloodjoker77** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:55 pm

megatron to laserbeak: who's a pretty bird you're a pretty bird yes you are.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:50 am

Perceptor: "Who's up for a little Deja Vu action?" "C'mon.....don't be a wuss!"

by **bloodjoker77** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:19 pm

optimus prime to wheelie: who and what the f&^$ are you

News Credits: 6 · by **Jacob P. Galvatron** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:33 am

Anyone ever seen the TF parodies by My Way Entertainment?
That. Pretty much.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:39 am

icu2jimy wrote:Anyone ever seen the TF parodies by My Way Entertainment?
That. Pretty much.

Have not seen. Link???

by **bloodjoker77** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:55 am

try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:09 pm

bloodjoker77 wrote:try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

I had forgotten about this one. Seen it a year or 2 ago. Pretty funny and not too bad a job on re-dubbing Primes voice.
Nothing quite so surprising as the first time you actually hear Prime use the "f" word, and rather appropriately too. 8-}

News Credits: 6 · by **Jacob P. Galvatron** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:41 pm

vectorA3 wrote:
icu2jimy wrote:Anyone ever seen the TF parodies by My Way Entertainment?
That. Pretty much.

Have not seen. Link???

Here's the first one.
It's very explicit, so watch with discretion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6l6qYpv4Dw

The second one is in the sidebar, if you care.

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:33 pm

I made it about 6 mins. in and I just couldn't hold out any longer. While I'm sure no Transformers were harmed in the making of that video I'm reasonably sure a few grams of funny smelling green plant were killed before these guys started. Had I done the same I may have lasted the full 10 1/2 minutes but being a parent I am not supposed to do stuff like that anymore. Still, some of those comments were pretty damn funny. This is what would happen if Transformers aired during Adult Swim hours.

News Credits: 6 · by **Jacob P. Galvatron** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:27 am

T-Macksimus wrote:I made it about 6 mins. in and I just couldn't hold out any longer. While I'm sure no Transformers were harmed in the making of that video I'm reasonably sure a few grams of funny smelling green plant were killed before these guys started. Had I done the same I may have lasted the full 10 1/2 minutes but being a parent I am not supposed to do stuff like that anymore. Still, some of those comments were pretty damn funny. This is what would happen if Transformers aired during Adult Swim hours.

I don't know if the My Way guys do drugs.
I don't think so.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:49 am

bloodjoker77 wrote:try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

thanks dude! that was hilarious!!! :lol:

Well timed voices with the picture. I can imagine Cullen watching that and laughing -he might get sick of it at the end, but i still think he'd crack a smile. Prime clowned hot rod pretty bad. Yikes. I will admit TF wasn't the same after the movie - seemed like HR and UM switched off as leaders too much. Anyway, maybe i'll try the other vids later.

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:42 pm

Jacob P. Galvatron wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:I made it about 6 mins. in and I just couldn't hold out any longer. While I'm sure no Transformers were harmed in the making of that video I'm reasonably sure a few grams of funny smelling green plant were killed before these guys started. Had I done the same I may have lasted the full 10 1/2 minutes but being a parent I am not supposed to do stuff like that anymore. Still, some of those comments were pretty damn funny. This is what would happen if Transformers aired during Adult Swim hours.

I don't know if the My Way guys do drugs.
I don't think so.

That was just a sarcastic speculation anyway, not a truly serious response. I would not make a comment like that in all seriousness without some kind of justification. I probably shouldn't make it in any context but you have to wonder what kind of goofy influences lead to a video like that. It's kind of like the Scary Movie series turned completely on its side.

Besides, it's probably something I would do if I still...indulged. I was always coming up with odd stuff back in those days.

by **Rial Vestro** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:50 pm

Soundwave: Excuse me, I got this bird from your pet shop earlier today and when I got home I found out he was dead and had been that way for quite some time before I perchased him here.

Blaster: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe he's just in casset mode?

Soundwave: Nope, he's in bird mode.

Blaster: Maybe he needs more energon?

Soundwave: Look you inferior Autobot, he's dead, and I want my money back!

Blaster: How's he standing on the post if he's dead.

Soundwave: Oh yes, I had wandered about that myself. I opened the cage and on closer examination had come to find out that the only reason he was sitting on the post was because you had nailed him there. That would allso exsplain why you insisted I take the cage, I transform into a tape deck you know, he's a casset, why would I need a cage?

Blaster: I have a slug.

Soundwave: Can it fly?

Blaster: No.

Soundwave: Then it's a rather inferior substitute for a bird isn't it.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:31 pm

Rial Vestro wrote:I opened the cage and on closer examination had come to find out that the only reason he was sitting on the post was because you had nailed him there. That would allso exsplain why you insisted I take the cage, I transform into a tape deck you know, he's a casset, why would I need a cage?