The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **TRANS+CRAZY** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:42 pm

Bet something like this would have never gotten into the storyboards for the 86 Movie:

Megatron: Go ahead! Put me out of my misery Optimus Prime, I beg of you!
Optimus: You really want me to finish you off once and for all, Megatron?
Megatron: Yes, yes!
Optimus: You're sure?
Megatron: JUST SHOOT ME, DAMN IT!
Optimus: Um... okay... if you say so.
*Optimus prepares to fire, when both Hot Rod and Starscream show up*
Starscream: No! I'll finish off Megatron and become the new leader of the Decepticons!
Hot Rod: I'm not going to let that happen!
*Optimus drops his gun*
Optimus: What the hell's going on?

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:56 pm

Well, we was chasing this deer down the road. Some blue and red semi comin the other direction stold it from us. He was real ungrateful cuz he put some choice words on his loudspeaker.

by **Dragonoth** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:18 pm

Tidal Wave: Rememer, kids: punctuation is important! It's very different to say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" than it is to say "I'm Rick James' bitch!"

(A) Cyclonus: Roflcoptr!

by **Pyrostrata** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:36 pm

Dragonoth wrote:Tidal Wave: Rememer, kids: punctuation is important! It's very different to say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" than it is to say "I'm Rick James' bitch!"

LMAO!

by **nexisconvoy** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Optimus prime cuzzing uncontrolably and megatron being loveable

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:34 am

That would be things they'd never DO. This is things they'd never SAY.

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:30 pm

Optimus Prime: "Megatron, i want you to... have a merry christmas!"

That goes to all of you too.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:34 pm

Sywarp: "Let me explain to you the theory of relativity...."
Starscream: "Durrr..wats dat?"

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:14 pm

Megatron: "Decepticons, roll out!"

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:17 pm

Optimus Prime: "Hey! Who used all the toilet paper!" "GRIMMMMMLOOOOOCK!"

by **Night Raid** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:23 pm

Starscream: You know, I'd be perfectly happy with my job if Megatron would just STOP SHOOTING ME!

by **Defcon!** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:12 am

Optimus Prime: By the power of Greyskull! I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:53 am

Bumblebee: "Holy Matrix, Optimus Prime! I forgot to bring my utility belt. My iron pants keeps on slipping down."

by **zanos** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:59 pm

Breakdown: HEY! EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME! *jumps up and down and waves arms*

Wildrider: I'm a very safe driver!

Brawl: Shhh! *whispers* Did you hear that?

by **JaAm** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:14 pm

Hot Rod: You know, this day sucks. I have to babysit Daniel, I'm almost killed by decepticons, I accidentally kill Optimus, who was our last hope, we're trapped on some primus-foresaken rock held as prisoners by weird dudes with 5 faces, AND I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!!

by **Defcon!** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:29 pm

OPTIMUS: I swear to GOD! If one more of these zombies tries biteing me i'll let Unicron eat this friggin planet! (Optimus trying to help with the zombie infestation of Raccoon City).

by **Optimus Prime 1996** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:36 pm

Megatron:Wait!.I need time for my nails to dry!

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:17 pm

Bonecrusher-I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS.....PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE.

Ironhide-OMG Donna broke up with Codey,on my soaps The Gilmore girls.

by **Crossfire56** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:04 am

Here's something I thought up when looking at this thread..sorry if it's a little twisted. :-P

(Set in the suburbs in the 2007 movie, Bumblebee and Barricade are grappling in the middle of the road..)
Frenzy: *runs towards Barricade clutching some papers* Oi, I got the location of the all...*looks at the two bigger robots* spark? F***ing hell! *runs off*

Bumblebee: *backs off a bit* I think he got the wrong idea.
Barricade: Somehow I think he's been doing more than just looking for the allspark...*cringes*
(The fight continues...)

Next, in Armada, at the decepticons base. Megatron's standing over a screen with Leader-1 on his shoulder.)
Megatron: Alright, Prime's on his way. Let's go rip him to pieces!
Leader-1: NOT THIS TIME, MEGATRON! I'M SICK OF YOU PUSHING ME AROUND!! You make me sit on that shoulder of yours day in, day out, plugging me in when needed. WELL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Megatron: *blinks* uhh...Okay...*whispering* damn, didn't realise minicons could be so vocal...
Leader-1: I HEARD THAT!

G1 Prowl: Screw regulation, let's go pop a cap in their asses!

G1 Ultra Magnus, banging on a computer console: Damnit, start already! Start..Argh, goddamnit!
Wheelie: *walks up and presses button* Press enter key and then you'll see!
Ultra Magnus: Ah, shaddup!

Well, that's me done for now. Oh, by the way, This is my first post here.

by **Optimus Prime 1996** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:31 pm

Soundwave:I love you starscream..
Starscream:Here we go again..

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:57 pm

Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.

Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:02 pm

EnergonCube wrote:Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.

Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?

*falls off of chair laughing*

by **Optimus Prime 1996** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:10 pm

Starscream:Stop the attack!..I need the tiolet!.....

*5 minutes later...*

Starscream:Ah,Thats better

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:13 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
EnergonCube wrote:Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.

Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?

*falls off of chair laughing*

I think you need a book of how to stay in a chair.LOL

Ironhide-Does this gun go with my new paint job???