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Burn wrote:Nothing wrong with kangaroo meat.

Eat kangaroo meat, 30 minutes later, the exhaust coming out of you will have you hopping like the animal you just ate

In other things Australian, earlier today I learned what the phrase "cracking a fat" means. I was genuinely surprised. I thought it meant ripping a fart. But no.

Rodimus Prime wrote:In other things Australian, earlier today I learned what the phrase "cracking a fat" means. I was genuinely surprised. I thought it meant ripping a fart. But no.

So ... would anyone else like to take a guess at what "cracking a fat" means?

I'll hazard a guess its doin' the ol' five knuckle shuffle, roll the dice, choke the chicken, lightsabre practice with hand solo ect...

Close, but no

Burn wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:In other things Australian, earlier today I learned what the phrase "cracking a fat" means. I was genuinely surprised. I thought it meant ripping a fart. But no.

So ... would anyone else like to take a guess at what "cracking a fat" means?

I'm really just hoping it's taking a giant crap.

*Looks at urban dictionary*

I really hope Burn's definition is different

Well that depends on what Urban Dictionary says. Aren't you going to share your "research"?

Burn wrote:Well that depends on what Urban Dictionary says. Aren't you going to share your "research"?

I'm afraid of getting banned for talking about the flag rising to full mast

D-Maximal_Primal wrote:

Burn wrote:Well that depends on what Urban Dictionary says. Aren't you going to share your "research"?

I'm afraid of getting banned for talking about the flag rising to full mast

You wouldn't get banned for something so petty.
Praising Alpha Bravo? Oh yeah, that'll get you banned but talking about Boner McBoner? nah, we're more mature than that!

Burn wrote:

D-Maximal_Primal wrote:

Burn wrote:Well that depends on what Urban Dictionary says. Aren't you going to share your "research"?

I'm afraid of getting banned for talking about the flag rising to full mast

You wouldn't get banned for something so petty.
Praising Alpha Bravo? Oh yeah, that'll get you banned but talking about Boner McBoner? nah, we're more mature than that!

Well I mean, I am Pre-Predator, so I think I have that going for me

Burn wrote: but talking about Boner McBoner? nah, we're more mature than that!

BEST.
SENTENCE.
OF.
THE.
DAY!!!!!!

This the new Man Thread?

What's up, brothers? Do we have a Discord by any chance?

Treetop Maximus wrote:This the new Man Thread?

Sandwiches know no boundaries!

SANDWICHES FOR ALL!!!

Cobotron wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:This the new Man Thread?

Sandwiches know no boundaries!

SANDWICHES FOR ALL!!!

You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Treetop Maximus wrote:

Cobotron wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:This the new Man Thread?

Sandwiches know no boundaries!

SANDWICHES FOR ALL!!!

You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Get out.

Burn wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Get out.

Too busy eating pasta and sausage week after week.

Treetop Maximus wrote:

Burn wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Get out.

Too busy eating pasta and sausage week after week.

I hope at the same time. Spaghetti with sausage is really good

D-Maximal_Primal wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:

Burn wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Get out.

Too busy eating pasta and sausage week after week.

I hope at the same time. Spaghetti with sausage is really good

I haven't prepared it myself, but I need to. It's been really good every time I've had it.

Treetop Maximus wrote:

D-Maximal_Primal wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:

Burn wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

Get out.

Too busy eating pasta and sausage week after week.

I hope at the same time. Spaghetti with sausage is really good

I haven't prepared it myself, but I need to. It's been really good every time I've had it.

Spaghetti goes with almost every meat and I love it. Meatballs, chicken parm, crispy chicken, sausage, hot sausage, hamburg, even chipped steak

Treetop Maximus wrote:

Cobotron wrote:

Treetop Maximus wrote:This the new Man Thread?

Sandwiches know no boundaries!

SANDWICHES FOR ALL!!!

You're saying this to a man who has not purchased bread in over a year.

I simply cannot understand a household without bread...

Created a meme for Galvatron things.



Play on the whole "BUY ALL THE THINGS!" meme. Also I am about halfway through my radiation treatments. I should be finished up around mid-late October. I am hoping I can get back to posting here and doing news reporting. My acoustic neuroma operated on 2015 regrew several millimeters across in all directions. Before it was pressing and blocking my right ear from hearing things, this time it was getting me in the throat and impacting my swallowing. it's not cancerous, but it still is a danger because of it being in my head. I've been keeping it on the down-low mostly because while it is a cause for worry, I don't want anybody excessively worrying about it. So I've been undergoing radiation treatments since last month. I was away for most of the summer because of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom stuff and now that things are going to slow down in the Jurassic realm I am eager to getting back here. I just need to wait for the radiation thing to stop and I get re-evaluated so I can come back. Treatments are taking a lot from me I admit, I'm really super tired after them. I hope the end result is a positive one though.

I just survived a severe cramp to my left quadriceps. Holy **** that hurt like hell. I was actually screaming in pain. I have had them before, but never this bad. I couldn't move my leg for about 5 minutes after it was over. I wonder if this is a developing medical condition or just a symptom of getting old.

Also, I'm watching the 1996 Royal Rumble. The good old days. (Yes, I'm aware we have a wrestling thread buried somewhere in this forum. )

Rodimus Prime wrote:I just survived a severe cramp to my left quadriceps. Holy **** that hurt like hell. I was actually screaming in pain. I have had them before, but never this bad. I couldn't move my leg for about 5 minutes after it was over. I wonder if this is a developing medical condition or just a symptom of getting old.

Had you recently been sweating a lot in the last day or so?

Burn wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:I just survived a severe cramp to my left quadriceps. Holy **** that hurt like hell. I was actually screaming in pain. I have had them before, but never this bad. I couldn't move my leg for about 5 minutes after it was over. I wonder if this is a developing medical condition or just a symptom of getting old.

Had you recently been sweating a lot in the last day or so?

Yeah. Dehydration is always your best first bet. Chug some H2O homie.
I get them worse than I used to, and that's usually the reason.

Straight up water isn't always the best way to go. I've always found a swig or two (or four) of those Gatorade type drinks helps more than just water.

And I drink plenty of water ... so very much water ...