Posted by G1 Smoketreader
Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:38 am
Motto:
"Continue building from within,attack your designated target,defend everyone."
Weapon:
Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...
There are two types of Bayhem.
The one with make-up and the one without.
With Make-up, Bayhem is an amazing spectacle of destruction, special effects, the un-held-back transformation of everything from scenes of paradise to a singular apocalyptic aftermath, edge of your seat what happens next excitement...stuff that we forget that everyone learns in directing school...the usual cliches,one director will say about another...
Without Make up, Bayhem is the incapabability to film red (tho ILM are getting paid to do most of the film for you so you're barely filming the action) then import 3 red vehicles (fire truck,Jeep,Ferrari) when you ARE filming them driving around,HOWEVER at the same time the cability to help people diferentiate between two blue cars is lost to the Time/Space continuum.The Earth can't keep spinning unless one isn't there anymore.Explanation?From Me? I made Will Smith! I made Megan Fox! I made...Revenge of the fallen...*sigh*...
It's the incapability to name Brawl Brawl,or to make Starscream look like somebody who has the anatomic capability to move, or to deploy 'Chief Lieutennant Jazz' with actual troops to lieu-tend.It's the decision that since we didn't own Transformers as a kid, but DID own Roller skates, we'll be able to get our heads around Transformers if we put them all on Roller Skates.
What proof do we have that Nelson is not a victim of Bayhem? Okay, so there's a Jeep 'named' Rollbar. Does Bay even know it's there? Is he even aware that he ordered it? Did it just rock up to the filming on a platform without actually being supposed to? Or was it SUPPOSED to be filmed but didn't because it got forgotten about? Or did he detract from the gazillions he injected into the economy in order to buy a false prop to misinform people who he has a REALLY high track record of not valuing intellectwise in the first place. Either way,it's just Bayhem without Make-up. Why be surprised?
"Everyone has a hobby.Even people who say they don't still have one under another name.If we're sick,injured, we still go to it and get down to see how it is.If it needs something, we bring it,make sure the attention is perfect.It exercises our care and protection and gives us back philosophies.It's a living thing to us,and is the most perfect way to teach a young person how to be towards a living thing. It's something that should never be taken away."
-my Wife