The Energon Pub

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:37 am

Whoa whoa whoa!

Hey now, how can anyone complain about the business practices at Fun Publications?

They have your money and your complaints, many of which have been heard and promptly ignored over the years. That's right, promptly. Other businesses will take a long time and may never get around to ignoring your complaints and/or suggestions. Not FP. A speedy trial is what you get. And that's the definition of fair.

I thought your parents raised you better. Fun Publications has worked very hard to maintain the same level of erratic and disorganized decision making for going on FIVE years now. That is consistency that you simply can not put a price on ($40 every year or $50,000 for Non-US residents). No other business based entirely on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride has ever been so good at surprising the hell out of you any time you put money into the system. Speaking of stories, every email we get after some message board figures something out for the Club is just like a new story itself. Take for instance the mystery novel known as "What the F does Punch/Counterpunch actually look like before you buy him?" That's a best seller. Sold out in a weekend. ::Spoiler alert::

Snape kills Dumbledore (with the Voodoo magic contained in the shrunken head of Punch :0 )

It's very annoying to hear you all complaining. Honest to God.

(Sorry FP... :/ )

[Sorry that you screwed up Punch's head so bad.]

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:50 am

Counterpunch wrote:Whoa whoa whoa!

Hey now, how can anyone complain about the business practices at Fun Publications?

They have your money and your complaints, many of which have been heard and promptly ignored over the years. That's right, promptly. Other businesses will take a long time and may never get around to ignoring your complaints and/or suggestions. Not FP. A speedy trial is what you get. And that's the definition of fair.

I thought your parents raised you better. Fun Publications has worked very hard to maintain the same level of erratic and disorganized decision making for going on FIVE years now. That is consistency that you simply can not put a price on ($40 every year or $50,000 for Non-US residents). No other business based entirely on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride has ever been so good at surprising the hell out of you any time you put money into the system. Speaking of stories, every email we get after some message board figures something out for the Club is just like a new story itself. Take for instance the mystery novel known as "What the F does Punch/Counterpunch actually look like before you buy him?" That's a best seller. Sold out in a weekend. ::Spoiler alert::

Snape kills Dumbledore (with the Voodoo magic contained in the shrunken head of Punch :0 )

It's very annoying to hear you all complaining. Honest to God.

(Sorry FP... :/ )

[Sorry that you screwed up Punch's head so bad.]

Counterpunch, you are one spiteful slut.

News Credits: 1235 · by **LOST Cybertronian** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:41 am

Yeah well complaining makes us feel better about the situation.

by **Vicalliose** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:12 am

Counterpunch wrote:Speaking of stories, every email we get after some message board figures something out for the Club is just like a new story itself. Take for instance the mystery novel known as "What the F does Punch/Counterpunch actually look like before you buy him?" That's a best seller. Sold out in a weekend.

Yeah, good times... I wonder where that complaining originated from anyways?