Not a cartoon.
TO THE BOX WITH HIM!
*A nurgling comes up and whispers in PW's ear*
You lost the box? How? ... well get something!
*The nurglings put out a refrigerator box with a big frowny face painted on it*
... an attempt was made.
Ask Psycho Warrior
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:59 am
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by Rodimus Prime » Thu Jan 08, 2026 8:50 pm
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It is not a cartoon... 
Pee-Wee,
How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?
Pee-Wee,
How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Jan 08, 2026 11:11 pm
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Rhombus Prime Number
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.
Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.
The reward was a beating.
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.
Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.
The reward was a beating.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by megatran » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:00 pm
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Hey PW,
Help! Help!
It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.
What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?
*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*
Help! Help!
It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.
What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?
*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:32 pm
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SuperMegaHyperForceTranGo!
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.
Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.
the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.
Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.
the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by megatran » Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:21 pm
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Hey PW.
It's Lunar/Chinese New Year. I should be focusng on all things posiitive but this question I have has me thinking. Here it is.
You know when you see on tv a drug bust of an imported cargo load. Perhaps hidden in boxes of food stuff or maybe in heavy machinery. Never in Transformers toys. They always mention the street value like a really stupendously big, big amount.
Where does one get the street valuation from?!?! Do the News crews have their own supplier?
It's not like you go to a property valuer to get your house appraised. Or a jeweller for all things precious jewels.
It's Lunar/Chinese New Year. I should be focusng on all things posiitive but this question I have has me thinking. Here it is.
You know when you see on tv a drug bust of an imported cargo load. Perhaps hidden in boxes of food stuff or maybe in heavy machinery. Never in Transformers toys. They always mention the street value like a really stupendously big, big amount.
Where does one get the street valuation from?!?! Do the News crews have their own supplier?
It's not like you go to a property valuer to get your house appraised. Or a jeweller for all things precious jewels.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Feb 19, 2026 11:50 pm
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Dr. Tran
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.
This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.
That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.
This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.
That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.
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