The Energon Pub

Sigma Magnus wrote:How did you get a Groundbridge?!

...I like to tinker.

Either Soundwave is just really wanting Chromedome to be his friend, or there's a bromance forming.

SillyMcGilly wrote:Either Soundwave is just really wanting Chromedome to be his friend, or there's a bromance forming.

Hmm... I need to look into that, seeing as there's a you-know-who coming.

Tum, can I talk to Soundwave alone for a moment?
Don't call me Tum. I am not an antacid. But yes you can.


Soundwave, I'm glad you want to be friends with Tumbler, but I think you're taking things too far.
???
Here, say, for example... I had just managed to find a Rewind at the store.


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See? Right there.
!!! !!!
I did not say you can't hang out with him! Just... dial it back a notch, 'kay?
...
Atta bot.


*cough* I'm sorry, you want me to do what?!
I said I wanted you to fix it. Please.
Look, Chromedome... I'm a Rescuebot medic. My TV character was trained to give bots enough medical attention so they could hold on until we got them to a real doctor. That was my character. All I know how to do is slap on band-aids. You need Ratchet. Wrong time for him to go on vacation...
*ahem*


Ratchet! So... how was the island getaway?
A rip-off. They took me to the island counter in the kitchen.
But we don't have an island in the kitchen...
Exactly.


But forget that. Looks like you had a run-in of your own.
It's a long story.
One that I don't want to hear. Drift!


Present.
I'm going to need your help with this.


Are you sure they can fix this?
You have a 95.49% chance they'll be done by the end of the month.
Month?! Well, what about this week?
...1.52%.


You got tacos?
Yes- wait, no, don't do the song! Please!


*both singing* It's raining tacos from outta the sky!
Guys, you're gonna get me grounded! My parents hate that song!

I think they wanna get you grounded.

SillyMcGilly wrote:I think they wanna get you grounded.

The current definition of grounded for me:

ground·ed
[ˈɡroundid]
1. The state of being alone while your TF toys are packed up in a box and shoved in your mother's closet.


...Not quite ideal for any of us.

What are you two doing over there?
These speakers make great bleachers.
It's gonna be loud.
Ah, a little noise never hurt anyone.
...Whatever you say.


*plays chord*
AGH! My ears!
You don't have ears, ya little bolt.
Hey!
Well you're the size of one.


...Any progress, Ratchet?
We've had to-
This goes here, Ratchet?
Yes. Anyway, we've had to replace a lot of parts.
At least it's clean now...


How long?
Eh... around three weeks, at the least. No promises.
...Excuse me, I'm going to go now.

Meanwhile, at the BumbleBAYse...

Kid, I said no and I mean no.
But it's- wait, kid?! You were here a full day after me!
I don't care. And the answer is still no.
But it's my ninja star!!!
My goodness...


The things I have to do... hey, Hound!


Yeah?
The toys in this collection don't see you as a threat right now. Can you grab this wimp's ninja star thing from the weapons bag?


Don't see why not. Got nothin' better to do.





Ugh... I hate climbing.

An extremely difficult climb later...

There, got it.


*gags* No way I'm walking all the way back there... wait.




Agh!
*chuckles* Oh, thanks, Hound!

Oh, BTW, look who was delivered 3 days earlier than anticipated:


And Gwumpy Ratchet has been found! So I'll be back to that story as soon as I can.

Divebomb, you said this was going to be fun...?
It is for me. The nerd's in jail.
Wha-?


There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere. What are you doing?
Have you ever realized how well a keyboard key works as a trampoline when you're barely an inch and a half tall?


Whee!


Heh. Best keep Ratchet away from that stuff.
Oh?


MINE!
Where did you come from-
It's mine.

See? Told ya.


...Did someone use Photoshop on the sky?
Heh. That's called a rainbow, Tum.
Oh. Cool.


Like owner, like toy.


You called us?
Yes. We think we've fixed you.
...
Agreed. Anyway, "think"?
We can't tell if it's fully functional until you test it.


Okay... I'll give it a shot, then...
...
Soundwave, it's my body. I don't need to be that careful.


...Uh, I can't transform.
What?
I... I think the transformation cog's missing.
Like I said, what?


Drift, I thought I told you to put in the new T-cog I made.
You... never made another T-cog, Ratch.
I could've sworn...
It's probably the synth-en you had earlier, messing with your memory.
*sigh*
Wait, you did what? You stole some? You know what that stuff does to you!

My dad had to put electrical tape on the cord of my laptop to keep the wire from ripping, and Soundwave keeps saying that surgery was performed on Ravage's tail.

... !!! ... !!! !!!
Hello? Earth to Soundwave. How many times do I have to remind you, IT'S NOT REALLY A RAVAGE.
!!! ...
*sigh*

Aww Soundwave.

SillyMcGilly wrote:Aww Soundwave.

He's adorkable.

First up, old phone pics. (I always forget I have pictures on my phone. )

I'm coming to the garden with you, this time.
Hmmm drrr-woo? (You want to watch BG play Cyclonus?)
Hey!


Bzz, dooweeoo woop, hmmn.(Come on, we all know that after you finished taking pictures, you went inside and stared out the window.)
Haha.


Ooh! Are we joining a mob?
No, we're doing what pitchforks were made to do.
...Feed hungry giants?


... (...)
Ouch.


Look! BG let me hold the seeds! Don't you think it looks good on me?
...Hmm... (...Uh...)


Another stowaway in my bed. I really need to check my pockets at night...


Lookit! I'm a Hatmaster!
GET OFF MY HEAD!!!


Hey, Soundwave, we're going to the store in a few minutes, is there anything you want to bring with?
!!!


!!! !!!
Soundwave, quit holding me like a doll!


Did you know how well your head works as an armrest?
...


Soundwave, knock it off. I'm not getting you gummy bears, and that's the end of it.
...

Soundwave is too cute.

SillyMcGilly wrote:Soundwave is too cute.

Seconded!

Sigma Magnus wrote:

SillyMcGilly wrote:Soundwave is too cute.

Seconded!

!!!
(Translation: Everybody loves me!)

You need to get Soundwave a real Ravage.

SillyMcGilly wrote:You need to get Soundwave a real Ravage.

But then he won't be funny with my computers anymore.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillyMcGilly wrote:You need to get Soundwave a real Ravage.

But then he won't be funny with my computers anymore.

Fair point.

Rumble then.

SillyMcGilly wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillyMcGilly wrote:You need to get Soundwave a real Ravage.

But then he won't be funny with my computers anymore.

Fair point.

Rumble then.

I have a thumb drive named Rumble. And another named Frenzy, so don't go there.

Church pics.

Hi!
Move or I'm eating you with my Cheez-its.
Okay...


Put me down.
No.
Now, kid.
No.
I'll take away your ninja stars.
AAAAAAH! OKAY OKAY!

There was a baby in the kid's room that night, and she screamed. Not normal baby scream, just screamed. It was funny.

*poke* *poke* I think they died.
M-Make it st-stop...


I... wouldn't sit there if I were you...
Why not?


WHAAAAA!


C'mere, I wanna show you something.
???
...You can speak Soundwavese?


Is that-
Yup. I took it into my own hands because it's obvious Ratch was too preoccupied with smuggling synth-en. Here, test it for me.


*Tsche-chu-chu-chu-tsche* (Sound effects rule.)


Not bad.
I've had lots of practice piecing the two crazy, ramp-jumping "dudes" back together.


And now you'll be big again for when Rewi-aaah...
...Were you about to say "Rewind"?
Eh... *nervous chuckle* Turn around for a sec, I, uh, see something on the back of your neck.

A minute or so later after a very clean memory wipe...

!!!
Um, I'm glad that you're happy to see me big again, Soundwave, but this really isn't necessary...

LOL! Soundwave needs a GF.

SillyMcGilly wrote:LOL! Soundwave needs a GF.

If I get a fembot (no matter what series), Sideswipe's gonna be the flirty scraphead he is and go after her.

Well, I'm off on a suicide mission today. Come on, Rewind.

What? No!
WHAT?! NO!!!

I'll try to post/explain later, no promises.

LOL wuuuuut?

Well color me confused.

SillyMcGilly wrote:LOL wuuuuut?

Sigma Magnus wrote:Well color me confused.

You'll think I'm overdramatic...
MY HAIR GOT CHOPPED OFF! I sad nao.

...Now I want you guys to forget about this or I make you forget this.
(Image description since I don't have this picture anymore: My gloved hand with mnemosurgery needles extended from fingertips.)