The Energon Pub

... And just like that, Mini Prime is dead

Th-they're not dead, they're- they're just sleeping... yeah. They're just sleeping...

Hey Sideswipe, I finally got a fembot!
*gasp* Really?!


Here she comes now.
?!


Oh come on why her WHY HER?!


Get back here you little lawbreaker! *tackles*


*nervous chuckle* Oh... hey, Strongarm. Eh heh...


Yup, finally got a Strongarm, been wanting her since I got Sideswipe. She's also my first official femme (with Rewind being the first one I've ever considered a femme). I really hope they don't decide on having "girl's nights".
...You and me both.

Oh, awesome! I've been wanting to get a Strongarm too, is she any good?

Sigma Magnus wrote:Oh, awesome! I've been wanting to get a Strongarm too, is she any good?

I think she's pretty great, from the little bit I've had her. She is the model Gwumpy was based off of, but I think she's ever so slightly better than him just cuz there isn't that extra part in the legs that keep them from going together all the way...

...Her and Sideswipe's slappy-fights are also very entertaining.

*computerized voice* Strongarm has entered the game

What're you doing?
BG said she's gonna try and "smuggle" me out.
*sigh* Rewind, do you know what "smuggle" means?
No, but it's fun to say! "smuh-gl".


*muffled* Bye, Domey!

Leaving for a vacation out to the TF-hater cousin's house. No internet there, and I don't have nearly enough data on my phone to last, so I'll be back Wednesday!

Hi! I just got back like, half an hour ago. Still gotta unpack Ravage, I'll post later.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Hi! I just got back like, half an hour ago. Still gotta unpack Ravage, I'll post later.

ok, cool

Ugh...


*panting*
Who's there?!


Oh, it's you.


You're lucky the boss ain't back yet, now I don't hafta try 'n' blast ya.
...I can't tell if that was supposed to be reassuring or not.


C'mon, sit down. We don't get much comp'ny up here, I'd like t' talk with someone who ain't boss. ...Y'know, I don't think I ever got your name, boy.
I guess I should come up here more often, then. And it's Rewind.


*sigh* Boredom is boring. Bumblebee, pancakes!
*zip*


Where? Where's the pancakes?!


...Are you taking me to the pancakes?
Yeah, not so much.


I don't like this. Prime's been gone for days.
It is most likely that BG has taken him.


No. No, he's more careful than that.
Bweedee, weepoo doowa. Zmmm-doo woo.(As much as I hate to say it, Chase is right. There's nothing we can do for him now.)


I can go to the room and see if I can find him.
Good idea, Divebomb.
Please do.

And now bumblebee to is dead "sleeping"

Ig89ninja wrote:And now bumblebee to is dead "sleeping"

THEY'RE. NOT. DEAD!

Shuddup!
I'm not kidding! He-
Rewind!


I think that means it's time for me to go.
Already? Aw, well. You're comin' back, right?
Of course!


I'm right here!
Where have you been? You ran off on me.


Sorry, Domey.
Well, we missed you here.


Hey, Soundwave, come here.
???


!!!
Yep, new keyboard. And it's wireless, so we don't have to worry about the cord ripping again.


Now come on. I just got one more thing to show you...


...What the hell are you watching?
One of BG's brother's shows.
We've got Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back on in the other room. Wanna go watch that?
Nah. I like this.


Uh... why'd they all just start singing?
Cuz they're happy! Lots of shows have songs like this in them.
None of my shows...
That's cuz you only watch boring grown-up shows.
Star Wars is not a boring grown-up show!!!


Cadet Strongarm reporting for duty, sir!
...I think I'm gonna like this one.


Strongarm, I'm not a footrest! Get off me!


Please don't hang me please don't hang me please don't hang me...
Don't worry, I won't.


AAAHH!
Oops. I slipped.
*choking*

(The last two pictures featured my friend holding Strongarm up because she wouldn't stay by herself. Totally ignore that she's there. )


Never realized how good of a chair you were.
*growls*

Next I'll be posting the pictures my cousin and I took while I was gone. Yeah, the TF-Hater cousin helped take TF pics. I knew he had it in him!

You cheater. I usually use tape for stuff like that, like when Rewind stole Domey's head and had to jump down.

Sigma Magnus wrote:You cheater. I usually use tape for stuff like that, like when Rewind stole Domey's head and had to jump down.

I was in the kids' room at church. All the tape in there is about as sticky as a piece of printer paper.

But it gives you a chance to see that she has an Energon necklace, too.

And now Soundwave's gone

Two minutes later...

You ate them all already? But you're itsy!
Hmph.


...Is this how you're doing it? No? You're missing a leg, so I can't really tell.


*squeals* Popcorn!


*munching* I think I'm obsessed with Movie Night now...


I don't wanna go to bed yet!
Rewind, it's literally almost a quarter till midnight. We wake up at six. It's bed time.




Read that part again! Read that part again!
...Can we please just turn the page?

My cousin got him to balance on one foot and I was kinda sorta very surprised.


And now the pictures my cousin took (he has an editor on his tablet so that's where the speech bubbles and such came from):

I knew I was short, but...


Oh, come on!

Oh, hey, do you guys remember:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:...[Strongarm] and Sideswipe's slappy-fights are also very entertaining.

Well, time for another badly-made GIF.

I am really bad at these.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Oh, hey, do you guys remember:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:...[Strongarm] and Sideswipe's slappy-fights are also very entertaining.

Well, time for another badly-made GIF.

I am really bad at these.

Your right, that is entertaining

Alright, Divebomb, why'd you want to meet us here?
...Did BG follow you?
Uh... no? Why?


BG's been taking toys away and torturing them, and she could be killing them.
What?!
Sh! Me and the other bricks have a base in the living room to stay away from her, but unless we get some better toys on our side soon, the collection is done for.
Hold on, how do we know that's what's happening?
Prime saw Drift completely mistransformed and he couldn't even tell if his spark was still beating. And that was before he was attacked.


So there's a real danger here. Strongarm, go back to the collection, see if you can get anyone to listen.
Yes, sir!


Now, show me where this base of yours is.


Here we are.
...Where's the base? Around the big pile of pillows?
It is the big pile of pillows.
...You guys really are in deep, aren't you?
You have no idea.


Open up, it's Divebomb. I brought Drift with me.


Well then get in here!


Drift, you have no idea how glad I am you're here.

And then this cuz I really like how I posed Strongarm here for some reason.

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS THUNDERSTORM GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW THE LIGHTNING AND BOOMS ARE HUGE AND I'M JUST FLIPPING OUT OMG I LOVE THIS.

Sorry for not posting, things have been busy over here. Plus, I'll be leaving for Ohio in a little over a week. If I do have time to post while I'm there, it will not be in sequence with the current storyline. On that account, I will get out Bee and Soundwave as requested, and everyone can see that THEY ARE NOT DEAD!!!

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Sorry for not posting, things have been busy over here. Plus, I'll be leaving for Ohio in a little over a week. If I do have time to post while I'm there, it will not be in sequence with the current storyline. On that account, I will get out Bee and Soundwave as requested, and everyone can see that THEY ARE NOT DEAD!!!

I can't help but feel that the last line was directed at me, even though I didn't say that Soundwave was dead, I just said that he was gone

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Sorry for not posting, things have been busy over here. Plus, I'll be leaving for Ohio in a little over a week. If I do have time to post while I'm there, it will not be in sequence with the current storyline. On that account, I will get out Bee and Soundwave as requested, and everyone can see that THEY ARE NOT DEAD!!!

It's fine, take your time. And have fun on the trip!

Okay, I don't think I'll have time for a full post for a while, so instead, a one-picture preview:

Which one of you do I kill for this?