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Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:48 pm

who takes this fight :grin:

News Credits: 37 · Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:20 pm

The vampires would desecrate Unicron with their suckyness. It would bee too much "suck" in one place for Unicron to handle. He'd commit suicide, but he'd just come back 10X stronger.

Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:44 pm

damyou twilight :BOOM:

News Credits: 1 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:35 pm

Is anyone else getting tired of these Twilight bash bait threads in this section? :-?

News Credits: 226 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:01 pm

Jesterhead wrote:Is anyone else getting tired of these Twilight bash bait threads in this section?

Very much so.

Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:40 pm

im sorry everybody i was just following everybody elses lead to be honest ive never seen the movie :grin:

News Credits: 37 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:40 pm

victoryconvoy wrote:im sorry everybody i was just following everybody elses lead to be honest ive never seen the movie

Don't ever do it. I saw the movie for FREE at my friend's house...and I still want my money back.

Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:48 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:
victoryconvoy wrote:im sorry everybody i was just following everybody elses lead to be honest ive never seen the movie

Don't ever do it. I saw the movie for FREE at my friend's house...and I still want my money back.

that bad huh?? :shock:

News Credits: 1 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:15 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:
victoryconvoy wrote:im sorry everybody i was just following everybody elses lead to be honest ive never seen the movie

Don't ever do it. I saw the movie for FREE at my friend's house...and I still want my money back.

Or how about he watches the movie and judges it himself, fairly and unbiased?

Or do people not do that now-a-days?

News Credits: 226 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:21 pm

People can do that. But it's Twilight. Such warnings are perfectly acceptable.

Unless you're a Twilight fan ... are you Jesterhead? :-?

News Credits: 1 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:26 pm

Burn wrote:People can do that. But it's Twilight. Such warnings are perfectly acceptable.

Unless you're a Twilight fan ... are you Jesterhead?

Never saw/read it myself.

But, it's always bothered me when people berate it to no end.

And honestly, from what I hear the story sounds pretty solid. A vampire/human/werewolf love triangle? How could the author go wrong lol?

Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:33 pm

I have a fourteen year old sister who has a poster of Edward the wherewolf in her room i dont think i'll ever watch it,but Trueblood is really good :grin:

News Credits: 226 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:39 pm

Jesterhead wrote:
Burn wrote:People can do that. But it's Twilight. Such warnings are perfectly acceptable.

Unless you're a Twilight fan ... are you Jesterhead?

Never saw/read it myself.

But, it's always bothered me when people berate it to no end.

And honestly, from what I hear the story sounds pretty solid. A vampire/human/werewolf love triangle? How could the author go wrong lol?

Trust me. The bagging is justifiable. It's written by a 30-something woman reliving all her teen angst ... and written like she was still a teen ... you know ... angsty teen fanwank.

Nearly every mythological "fact" about Vampires is thrown out the window. It's just wrong on so many levels.

Plus the acting is terrible.

News Credits: 37 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:31 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesterhead wrote:
Burn wrote:People can do that. But it's Twilight. Such warnings are perfectly acceptable.

Unless you're a Twilight fan ... are you Jesterhead?

Never saw/read it myself.

But, it's always bothered me when people berate it to no end.

And honestly, from what I hear the story sounds pretty solid. A vampire/human/werewolf love triangle? How could the author go wrong lol?

Trust me. The bagging is justifiable. It's written by a 30-something woman reliving all her teen angst ... and written like she was still a teen ... you know ... angsty teen fanwank.

Nearly every mythological "fact" about Vampires is thrown out the window. It's just wrong on so many levels.

Plus the acting is terrible.

And the vampires sparkle in the sunlight. Are you out of your damn mind!? Vampires don't freaking sparkle! They kill people! Now every one has a misunderstanding of how vampires are in the real world, because of stupid ass twilight! I hate you Twilight! Now when people are confronted by real vampires, they think that if they do lour them into the sun they won't die, so, they'll just sit there and die, because they think there is nothing they can do, because stupid twilight ruined everyone's mind!

News Credits: 226 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:37 pm

Yes ... Vampires are real ... *backs away slowly*

News Credits: 37 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:55 pm

Burn wrote:Yes ... Vampires are real ... *backs away slowly*

Some dumb crazy girl from India on my bus believed that Vampires are real. he people in the front of the bus kept telling her that they where vampires and she got scared and crap, and started praying on the bus. She took out an i pad and made a list of the people who told her that they where vampires. Me, being the kid who hates everyone was in the back of the bus in the corner, I didn't say anything. She said she was going to bring a gun to school and shoot every one who was on the "vampire list". I was REALLY tempted to walk to the front of the bus and tell her that I was one of the vampires just so I could beat the crap out of her if she shot me.

She didn't even go to my school! I'm on one of the "special" buses, because I live far away from my school, and I'm a "special" student because I get a free crappy laptop in school, because I'm in the technology center at my school, so I have to ride a bus that takes an hour and goes to one school (the school I would be going to if I wasn't special) and pick up kids from all the other "special" schools.

And it was during the day time. If she hadn't watched Twilight, she wouldn't even believe in vampires! Even if she already believed in Vampires, she would have seen that we where in the sun and didn't die! So, Twilight screwed her over.

News Credits: 1 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:02 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:And it was during the day time. If she hadn't watched Twilight, she wouldn't even believe in vampires! Even if she already believed in Vampires, she would have seen that we where in the sun and didn't die! So, Twilight screwed her over.

Clearly Twilight had nothing to do with her situation...

I can think of other non-Twilight stories which allow Vamps in the sunlight.

News Credits: 37 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:13 pm

Jesterhead wrote:
SlyTF1 wrote:And it was during the day time. If she hadn't watched Twilight, she wouldn't even believe in vampires! Even if she already believed in Vampires, she would have seen that we where in the sun and didn't die! So, Twilight screwed her over.

Clearly Twilight had nothing to do with her situation...

I can think of other non-Twilight stories which allow Vamps in the sunlight.

Well...its still stupid to have them sparkle.

News Credits: 226 · Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:13 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:I was REALLY tempted to walk to the front of the bus and tell her that I was one of the vampires just so I could beat the crap out of her if she shot me.

Why do you think it's perfectly acceptable to post that sort of crap on this website?

Jesterhead wrote:I can think of other non-Twilight stories which allow Vamps in the sunlight.

Vampire Diaries allow their vamps in the sun BUT they have to have a witch enchanted ring to do so. Along the same lines as that story in Buffy/Angel.

Marvel recently concluded their big vampire/X-Men story arc and the vampires there could go in the sun thanks to amulets that bend light.

But overall, they still can't go in the sun. It hurts. It doesn't make them "sparkly beautiful"

Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:06 pm

Jesterhead wrote:Is anyone else getting tired of these Twilight bash bait threads in this section?

Thirded. This is getting ridiculous.

News Credits: 3 · Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:14 pm

Burn wrote:
SlyTF1 wrote:I was REALLY tempted to walk to the front of the bus and tell her that I was one of the vampires just so I could beat the crap out of her if she shot me.

Why do you think it's perfectly acceptable to post that sort of crap on this website?

Jesterhead wrote:I can think of other non-Twilight stories which allow Vamps in the sunlight.

Vampire Diaries allow their vamps in the sun BUT they have to have a witch enchanted ring to do so. Along the same lines as that story in Buffy/Angel.

Marvel recently concluded their big vampire/X-Men story arc and the vampires there could go in the sun thanks to amulets that bend light.

But overall, they still can't go in the sun. It hurts. It doesn't make them "sparkly beautiful"

Funny, all it did to Dracula in Bram Stoker's book was, well, NOTHING.