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Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

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Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby USDA Prime » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:06 am

Motto: "Delicious steaks are the right of all sentient beings."
Weapon: Double Barrelled Shell Launcher
Two orange spheres that have caused countless destruction, which will win?
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Re: Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby BeastProwl » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:45 am

Motto: "Gravity Hurts"
Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
:lol: Oh wow.... ok....
Hey unicron!
What?
Hey! Hey!
What?
Hey Unicron!
WHAT IS IT?
Can you do THIS? NYENYENYENYE!
Yes...
Hey!
What?
HEY! HEY UNICRON!
What is it?
Your fat! Ahahahahahahaahaa!
Very Mature!
Hey!
WHAT?
Hey Unicron! Your horny! AHhahahaa!
That, that's very nice orange!
Hey!
WHAT?
KNIFE!
What?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGG!!!!
Ouch



orange wins.......
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Re: Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby Herald of Unicron » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:08 am

Motto: "All hail Unicron!"
Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
I would say Unicron wins as he would have zapped annoying orange with his eye lasers at once then annoying orange started being annoying.
Besides, knives doesn't work on Unicron. ;)
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Re: Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby Rex Prime » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:22 pm

Motto: "I Have Two Choices, Victory Or Death"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
Herald of Unicron wrote:I would say Unicron wins as he would have zapped annoying orange with his eye lasers at once then annoying orange started being annoying.
Besides, knives doesn't work on Unicron. ;)


orange couldn't die, unicorn will find another orange nearby instantly after the death of the first on, then unicorn will keep killing every orange that comes...for the rest of his life.

no one wins.
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Re: Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby AutobotJazz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:52 am

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Weapon: Electrostatic Discharger Rifle
Unicron eats the annoying piece of slag.
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Re: Unicron vs. Annoying Orange

Postby snavej » Tue Sep 26, 2023 2:55 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Unicron wins unless Orange turns out to be a new Matrix.
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