The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:06 pm

Next time cook your own breakfast, witch!

And FYI I was perfectly justified in returning BBP's chipolata to it's rightful owner.

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:09 pm

City Commander wrote:
StealthPrime-91 wrote:
City Commander wrote:unless it can transform itself and cook me breakfast.

Isn't that what we have Tekka for?

Last time Tekka served me breakfast it was just a box with a suspicious-looking sausage in it....

Well he's just served me supper...and it has a mysterouis ticking to it for some reason...

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:10 pm

Tekka wrote:Next time cook your own breakfast, witch!

And FYI I was perfectly justified in returning BBP's chipolata to it's rightful owner.

I payed good money for that though! I want a refund!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:13 pm

StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Tekka wrote:Next time cook your own breakfast, witch!

And FYI I was perfectly justified in returning BBP's chipolata to it's rightful owner.

I payed good money for that though! I want a refund!

There's always reconstructive surgery.

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:19 pm

Tekka wrote:
StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Tekka wrote:Next time cook your own breakfast, witch!

And FYI I was perfectly justified in returning BBP's chipolata to it's rightful owner.

I payed good money for that though! I want a refund!

There's always reconstructive surgery.

Actualty that isn't mine...I still have mine...Electron is missing his though...

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:00 pm

StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Tekka wrote:
StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Tekka wrote:Next time cook your own breakfast, witch!

And FYI I was perfectly justified in returning BBP's chipolata to it's rightful owner.

I payed good money for that though! I want a refund!

There's always reconstructive surgery.

Actualty that isn't mine...I still have mine...Electron is missing his though...

you just had to drop me in it didnt ya :roll:

yes ok..... i had reconstructive surgery because my chipolata was in tekka's hand for to long and it probably went stale, but BBP u promised not to tell neone

lets just say it went all a bit pear shaped and now i don't have to pop down to the shop for milk nemore, so its a kinda win win situation, so u guys are welcome round mine when ever for cereal and fresh moo juice :grin:

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:08 pm

...Your a sick man Electron, seek help....

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:21 pm

City Commander wrote:...Your a sick man Electron, seek help....

Coming from you...thats quite disturbing...

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:29 pm

StealthPrime-91 wrote:
City Commander wrote:...Your a sick man Electron, seek help....

Coming from you...thats quite disturbing...

I'm not a monster, I'm a human being!!! *moan*

News Credits: 7 · by **waaaaghlord** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:30 pm

Elrctron's moo juice coming from City Commander? It's about the most disturbing thing that I can think of. And I've got a subscription at donkeysandmidgets.com.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:44 pm

waaaaghlord wrote:Elrctron's moo juice coming from City Commander? It's about the most disturbing thing that I can think of. And I've got a subscription at donkeysandmidgets.com.

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:58 am

City Commander wrote:
waaaaghlord wrote:Elrctron's moo juice coming from City Commander? It's about the most disturbing thing that I can think of. And I've got a subscription at donkeysandmidgets.com.

tht's gonna be hard i can try and recreate a certain scene with crude stickmen drawings?

btw got my AA pack today, looksgud

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:34 pm

Electron wrote:
City Commander wrote:
waaaaghlord wrote:Elrctron's moo juice coming from City Commander? It's about the most disturbing thing that I can think of. And I've got a subscription at donkeysandmidgets.com.

tht's gonna be hard i can try and recreate a certain scene with crude stickmen drawings?

Stop stealing my mojo...I do the crude stickman drawings, not you

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:04 pm

StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Electron wrote:
City Commander wrote:
waaaaghlord wrote:Elrctron's moo juice coming from City Commander? It's about the most disturbing thing that I can think of. And I've got a subscription at donkeysandmidgets.com.

tht's gonna be hard i can try and recreate a certain scene with crude stickmen drawings?

Stop stealing my mojo...I do the crude stickman drawings, not you

i'm waiting I-)

, btw i expect the best the top end program MS paint can offer, with the crudest stick figures

pronto!!!

by **ThunderThruster** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:14 am

Anyone know where i can get hold of a pair of armada blurr missle launchers from? evilbay seems to be disticntly lacking at the moment.

News Credits: 1 · by **Rodimus Minor** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:37 pm

Has any body noticed how calm people are in adverts for example the vanish advert a complete stranger comes into your home I don't no about you guys but I would be anoyed about it a stranger coming into your home and talking about things vanishing theif. sorry about being random people but I had to get it off my chest.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:11 pm

I'm with you Roddy. I'd beat the crap out of those weirdos.

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:39 pm

Tekka wrote:I'm with you Roddy. I'd beat the crap out of those weirdos.

well i better start hiring some security, because

" HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I'M HERE TO DEMONSTRATE CILLIT BANG!!!, WITH MY FAVOURITE TEST, ........... THE PENNY TEST!!!........................... BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

damn i watch to much telly, but his shout speaking reli annoys me

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:09 pm

I miss out on all these wonderful adverts because I use the internet instead of a television. =(

News Credits: 7 · by **waaaaghlord** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:34 pm

The more I fiddle with Scalpel the more that little voice in the back of my head responsible for troop building tendencies whispers that he makes a gret little movieverse Insecticon and that a swarm of them would look great milling around the feet of the G1esque Seeker repaints. Then again there'll probably be a repaint in black purple and silver in a few waves time that would look even nicer en masse. If we get that definately put me down for a dozen. Although with the alt mode it's probably just as likely that they'll give us a Perceptor out of the mould, and that would probably be a pass.

News Credits: 1 · by **Rodimus Minor** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:28 pm

Electron wrote:
Tekka wrote:I'm with you Roddy. I'd beat the crap out of those weirdos.

well i better start hiring some security, because

" HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I'M HERE TO DEMONSTRATE CILLIT BANG!!!, WITH MY FAVOURITE TEST, ........... THE PENNY TEST!!!........................... BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

damn i watch to much telly, but his shout speaking reli annoys me

Hi I'M Rodimus Miner this is my gun bang and the twat is gone :MAD:

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:13 pm

Rodimus Minor wrote: Hi I'M Rodimus Miner this is my gun bang and the twat is gone

I think I love you now

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:31 pm

StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Rodimus Minor wrote: Hi I'M Rodimus Miner this is my gun bang and the twat is gone

I think I love you now

don't worry he says tht to all his future rape victims

dude u can't kill me I'm Barry scott and i will melt u face off with Cillit bang

by **Mr-Valkeyreion** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:39 pm

Electron wrote:
StealthPrime-91 wrote:
Rodimus Minor wrote: Hi I'M Rodimus Miner this is my gun bang and the twat is gone

I think I love you now

don't worry he says tht to all his future rape victims

dude u can't kill me I'm Barry scott and i will melt u face off with Cillit bang

It was one time Electron, you tripped me up and it sorta got stuck in that poor girl...

Oh and you may have the power of cillet bang but I have the power of the Experiment MIRV from Fallout 3...it launchs 8 miniture nuclear bombs right in your face

BANG! And the douché is gone!