The Energon Pub

[Jar Axel]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

[The Happy Locust]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

[Jar Axel]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

[Psycho Warrior]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

[The Happy Locust]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

[Halo]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

One of my lifetime goals is to shove my hand into hot wax and see what happens when it hardens.

[Jar Axel]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

One of my lifetime goals is to shove my hand into hot wax and see what happens when it hardens.

Simple you get a glove, and if you have the wax too hot you get a burn

[Halo]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

One of my lifetime goals is to shove my hand into hot wax and see what happens when it hardens.

Simple you get a glove, and if you have the wax too hot you get a burn

I think we need to test the theory out.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Shadowman"]Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

One of my lifetime goals is to shove my hand into hot wax and see what happens when it hardens.

Simple you get a glove, and if you have the wax too hot you get a burn

I think we need to test the theory out.[/quote]
Haven't you ever poured wax on your fingers from a candle?

[Shadowman]

Halo, in about 15 minutes, we'll see who's the better bot in HMW, my Sparks, or your Flying Buttress.

Here's to a good game.

[Halo]

Halo, in about 15 minutes, we'll see who's the better bot in HMW, my Sparks, or your Flying Buttress.

Here's to a good game.

Final Score
1. Flying Buttress
Team: Miss Halo's Awesome Spartans
Cdr: Halo
Injured (52% health)
551 xp €457

2. Sparks
Team: Renegade Autobot Dissidents
Cdr: Shadowman
Stasis lock (0% health)
192 xp €144

I win.

[Shadowman]

I'll get you Halo, if it's the last thing I do!

NYAHAHAHAAA!

*Fiddles with large mustache.*

EDIT: Actually, no, I don't feel good, given that it's two guys who outclass you, ganging up and...I'm sure I just described at least ten adult movies.

[Psycho Warrior]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

[Shadowman]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

[UFO]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Hm. I haven't played mine in forever.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?

*Speeds through in car mode*

Damit I just hit a real big bug

somedays, you're the windshield, other days, you're part of the windshield... oy...

Whatever just get off a me

*Turns on the windshield wipers and squirts Locust with washer fluid*

not even the automated car wash would touch that mess.

Says you. It's how I shower every morning.

*the car with the splattered Locust heads to the car wash. Locust carefully places his thong on the car's antenna and puts $5 into the machine.*

Okay, who wants hot wax?

Hot wax is fun to play with.

One of my lifetime goals is to shove my hand into hot wax and see what happens when it hardens.

Simple you get a glove, and if you have the wax too hot you get a burn

I think we need to test the theory out.[/quote]
Haven't you ever poured wax on your fingers from a candle?[/quote]

Just don't get the wax into those questionable places. Then again, it could be dual purpose. No hair and a working mold.

[Psycho Warrior]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

[Shadowman]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

[Halo]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

[Shadowman]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

CURSE YOU HALOOOOOO!!

We'll see who's laughing when I buy Kremzeek!

[UFO]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

CURSE YOU HALOOOOOO!!

We'll see who's laughing when I buy Kremzeek!

Oh..I can't figure out how to buy stuff...I can't find the store...help.

[Shadowman]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

CURSE YOU HALOOOOOO!!

We'll see who's laughing when I buy Kremzeek!

Oh..I can't figure out how to buy stuff...I can't find the store...help.

There's a button marked "Buy/Sell Weapons" on the menu bar at the side. There's also "Buy/Install Armor" just below it.

[Psycho Warrior]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

CURSE YOU HALOOOOOO!!

We'll see who's laughing when I buy Kremzeek!

Oh..I can't figure out how to buy stuff...I can't find the store...help.

There's a button marked "Buy/Sell Weapons" on the menu bar at the side. There's also "Buy/Install Armor" just below it.

how can't you see that?

[UFO]

My Junkions have faced off against some of halo's cons... I think.

Speaking of your Junkions, WreckJack is fighting alongside my "Rookie" and fembot Steelia.

Kewl beans. all my bots are level one by choice. tricked out and upgraded to one point shy of level 2. I'll keep doing this until they can reach level 3

That's what I did for a while, but then I got enough to be a bunch of mid/low-level Lvl.2s.

And a couple of Lvl.1s

I have a 7 Lvl. 3s, and 5 Lvl. 2s.

CURSE YOU HALOOOOOO!!

We'll see who's laughing when I buy Kremzeek!

Oh..I can't figure out how to buy stuff...I can't find the store...help.

There's a button marked "Buy/Sell Weapons" on the menu bar at the side. There's also "Buy/Install Armor" just below it.

how can't you see that?

I..don't...know...