The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Grey matter also makes good molding clay.

You're preaching to the choir.

*Locust pushes a button on his floppy hat. After a momentary decompression period, Locust's hat shifts back revealing a gap in his skull, inside which there is a clay model of a clown car*

[Psycho Warrior]

Grey matter also makes good molding clay.

You're preaching to the choir.

*Locust pushes a button on his floppy hat. After a momentary decompression period, Locust's hat shifts back revealing a gap in his skull, inside which there is a clay model of a clown car*

*hops on locust's shoulders and molds his 'matter into a bust of the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future.

[The Happy Locust]

Grey matter also makes good molding clay.

You're preaching to the choir.

*Locust pushes a button on his floppy hat. After a momentary decompression period, Locust's hat shifts back revealing a gap in his skull, inside which there is a clay model of a clown car*

*hops on locust's shoulders and molds his 'matter into a bust of the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future.

*Molding someone's brain can only have one predictable effect*

[ShadowKatt]

*messes with Locusts grey matter*

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits

[Psycho Warrior]

*raises the bust's arms*
Thousands of years ago there was sir santa of claws... and the elves came from the red planet and there was much defacation.

I ammuse myself.

[Halo]

You ammuse me too.

[ShadowKatt]

You ammuse me too.

You are easily amused though.

[Psycho Warrior]

You ammuse me too.

You are easily amused though.

Like how I killed the camera man on Nova. No wait, that was the Jerry springer show. no one freaked out when I shived him though...

[Halo]

You ammuse me too.

You are easily amused though.

Like how I killed the camera man on Nova. No wait, that was the Jerry springer show. no one freaked out when I shived him though...

Want to do...

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust wanders around mindlessly with his skull still exposing the bust of himself.*

My inner child is a pain in my ass... which should tell you something.

[Halo]

*Locust wanders around mindlessly with his skull still exposing the bust of himself.*

My inner child is a pain in my ass... which should tell you something.

I love my inner child.

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust wanders around mindlessly with his skull still exposing the bust of himself.*

My inner child is a pain in my ass... which should tell you something.

I love my inner child.

Mine is a disturbingly quiet, introverted wallflower, which is ironic because that's pretty much how people define the normal me to.

[ShadowKatt]

My inner child loves puppies, kittens, and setting things on fire...

[Halo]

I set ants on fire in elementary school, and all the girls were all like "That's so cruel and mean". So me and my friends stopped doing that and instead dug a 3 foot deep hole with our hands and rocks, cuz we wanted to go to China. We're such smart kids.

[Psycho Warrior]

My inner child is actually far more psychotic that I am... of course he's heavily medicated so it's hard to tell since he just sits there drooling.

[The Happy Locust]

My inner child is actually far more psychotic that I am... of course he's heavily medicated so it's hard to tell since he just sits there drooling.

All children are like that. This is why they can spend their childhoods ripping the wings off of butterflies and still grow up to be software testers (revealing childhood shame)

[Psycho Warrior]

My inner child is actually far more psychotic that I am... of course he's heavily medicated so it's hard to tell since he just sits there drooling.

All children are like that. This is why they can spend their childhoods ripping the wings off of butterflies and still grow up to be software testers (revealing childhood shame)

Well I admit I never did that, but I did once throw a fish I caught at a passing car.

[The Happy Locust]

My inner child is actually far more psychotic that I am... of course he's heavily medicated so it's hard to tell since he just sits there drooling.

All children are like that. This is why they can spend their childhoods ripping the wings off of butterflies and still grow up to be software testers (revealing childhood shame)

Well I admit I never did that, but I did once throw a fish I caught at a passing car.

Sounds like an ep of Ren&Stimpy. Stimpy chucks Muddy Mudskipper down the road as his last request. Later, a bus arrives with Muddy Mudskipper embedded in the grille.

[Halo]

Once again, I regret not watching that show.

[Psycho Warrior]

Once again, I regret not watching that show.

you should have heard the anthem of the canadian kilted yaksmen.

[Halo]

Once again, I regret not watching that show.

you should have heard the anthem of the canadian kilted yaksmen.

I feel deprived.

[Psycho Warrior]

Once again, I regret not watching that show.

you should have heard the anthem of the canadian kilted yaksmen.

I feel deprived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acO5l3avz9g
then be deprived no more.

[ShadowKatt]

Truely horrifying....

[Psycho Warrior]

Truely horrifying....

you think that's horrifying? You should see the vid of them going door to door selling rubber nipples.

[ShadowKatt]

Truely horrifying....

you think that's horrifying? You should see the vid of them going door to door selling rubber nipples.

There were reasons I didn't watch that show, and I think you just summed them all up right there