The Energon Pub

[Rodimus Prime]

Yet another reason I'd like to visit your magical land of koalas, vegemite, Paul Hogan, and ass-backwards seasons...

[Nobody Important]

Don't forget the giant bird-eating spiders

[Burn]

FYI ... I bought a kilogram of bacon.

Once it is devoured there may be a chance I will have problem walking because of gout, but I'm sure you all will agree the pain is totally worth it.

[Rodimus Prime]

I just finished off a box of Honey Comb cereal with a 1/2 gallon of milk. Yum.

Bacon, you say? I might have to try it. I've been hearing good things.

[Burn]

Bacon, you say? I might have to try it. I've been hearing good things.

It is, the most awesome.

[Burn]

I had a fish and bacon sandwich for breakfast and thought "damn that bacon was nice" so I then had a bacon only sandwich.

I have regrets.

[Nobody Important]

so I then had a bacon only sandwich.

I have regrets.

It's as though you've correctly formulated words and sentences, yet they are incomprehensible. As though this is a sentence that should not be. It's very existence defies reality, and the reality of the existence of reality.

my brain hurts.

[Burn]

my brain hurts.

eat bacon.

[Me, Grimlock!]

FYI ... I bought a kilogram of bacon.

Once it is devoured there may be a chance I will have problem walking because of gout, but I'm sure you all will agree the pain is totally worth it.

You said something after "bacon"?

[Rodimus Prime]

After you drop dead of a massive coronary, can I have your collection? I'll pay for shipping.

[Burn]

I don't think you could afford the shipping. You have seen the size of my collection haven't you?
(Yes I know I just left myself open to size jokes)

[Rainmaker]

I want a throne made out of sandwiches.

Beat that.

[Burn]

What sort of sandwhiches?

[Rainmaker]

Hm...very good question...BACON!

[Burn]

Please ... you're new to the site, you're trying to fit in with the cool kids. You don't need to go along with our favourite type of meat.

Be original! Chances are, we'll all want to eat it.

[Rainmaker]

But...I like bacon.

[Burn]

And I'd be banning you if you didn't!*

But you must have some other type of sandwhich you like that we can discuss and drool over and if motivated enough, make ourselves!
*I wouldn't actually ban you but I would shun you like I shun that weirdo Va'al. V is for vegetarian after all.

[Rainmaker]

And I'd be banning you if you didn't!*

But you must have some other type of sandwhich you like that we can discuss and drool over and if motivated enough, make ourselves!
*I wouldn't actually ban you but I would shun you like I shun that weirdo Va'al. V is for vegetarian after all.

A sand sandwich?

OK, that was lame...

A pork sandwich?

[Rodimus Prime]

I don't think you could afford the shipping. You have seen the size of my collection haven't you?
(Yes I know I just left myself open to size jokes)

Yes, I have. It is glorious. I'll get the money. And were you referring to your undersized penis or your oversized arse?

[Rainmaker]

I don't think you could afford the shipping. You have seen the size of my collection haven't you?
(Yes I know I just left myself open to size jokes)

Yes, I have. It is glorious. I'll get the money. And were you referring to your undersized penis or your oversized arse?

and then I'll steal the money.

[Rodimus Prime]

and then I'll steal the money.

Pfft. How early do you get up in the morning?

...

It's a rhetorical question. You can't get up early enough.

[Rainmaker]

and then I'll steal the money.

Pfft. How early do you get up in the morning?

...

It's a rhetorical question. You can't get up early enough.

Oh yeah? I'll get up early enough...somehow.

[Madeus Prime]

:-? Hm...very good question...BACON!

You have mah respect.

[Rainmaker]

:-? Hm...very good question...BACON!

You have mah respect.

Your respect of blowing stuff up?

[Burn]

and then I'll steal the money.

Pfft. How early do you get up in the morning?

Why? Do you go for an early morning run?

HA! Your arse is as lazy as mine.