The Energon Pub

[Tekka]

You're just saying that because Sawyer won't return your calls.

[Tangent]

Will you stop monitering my calls?!

I know they have phones on that island, why won't he call back?

I blame that Kate person!

[jazzrules]

It was Valentines Day?

Same as everyday I'm afraid.

As was mine Tan.

I hate Lost ¬ ¬

A pox on thee. You have shamed this once noble thread with that foul language you speak

[Tangent]

Aw, I love Lost really. I just hate unanswered questions, I can only be intrigued by new obscure plots and twists for so long!

One answer, have we even had one real answer so far?

[Tekka]

We know that:

Kate is a slut.

Jack and Sawyer are only there for eye candy purposes.

Locke is a whiny baby.

Hurley is fat because he eats too much.

They are on an island.

Charlie is a Hobbit.

Ben is the freakishly unpopular nerd from HELL!

[Tangent]

Yeah but we already knew all that stuff! No questions were answered in reaching that conclusion.

Hurly never loses any weight, I think that's the reson the smoke monster has done anything for eons, it got eated.

[Tekka]

Okay...

We know the smoke monster is actually Darth Vader crossbred with the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, char-grilled then ground up into a fine powder and being blown around the island by giant fans.

[Tangent]

Well, it makes sence when you put it like that.


Do you ever get the feeling that they started a million subplots in the first few episodes and then utterly forgot about all of them?

[Tekka]

Well I know they've more or less thrown out the original Walt/Michael story, but I think they have the majority of stuff still going on there.

But really, as long as Desmond is ok, I don't care. He is the ****.

[Tangent]

I am rather fond of Desmond, he does rule somewhat.

I just want things to happen, and I dont want it to take 4 episdoes for each exciting thing to happen. Speed it up a bit, have a bit less of Locke running around being all hunter/hippy. We know, your ace, you like the outdoors, get on with the gunfights!

[waaaaghlord]

Checking my mail this morning and this had come in on the bad signal. Made me smile so I thought I'd share.

Happy Valentine's Day to all. And to
those who hate the day, I say this:
Valentine's Day is a Christian
corruption of a pagan festival
involving werewolves, blood and
****. So wish people a happy
Horny Werewolf Day and see what
happens.

[jazzrules]

Checking my mail this morning and this had come in on the bad signal. Made me smile so I thought I'd share.

Happy Valentine's Day to all. And to
those who hate the day, I say this:
Valentine's Day is a Christian
corruption of a pagan festival
involving werewolves, blood and
****. So wish people a happy
Horny Werewolf Day and see what
happens.

Good to hear from ya Waaaaghlord, at least we now know you haven't been kidnapped by a guerilla chipmunk gang.

[Electron]

Ok i have to admit, after having time to mess about with landmine, i have to say i'm warming to him, although i dont reli like his face mask thing or his hands.

I would also prefer him to have a second gun, u no slightly longer than the one given because i use that one as a shoulder cannon.

Did neone know that the japanese version comes with an allspark cube???? im gutted bout that i wouldnt mind one of them lil things, but tbh i only got landmine because he was discounted i dont buy movie toys unless there discounted.

Yeh Lost is cool, only just got back into it, but i have to say i prefer heroes

[Electron]

Ok i have to admit, after having time to mess about with landmine, i have to say i'm warming to him, although i dont reli like his face mask thing or his hands.

I would also prefer him to have a second gun, u no slightly longer than the one given because i use that one as a shoulder cannon.

Did neone know that the japanese version comes with an allspark cube???? im gutted bout that i wouldnt mind one of them lil things, but tbh i only got landmine because he was discounted i dont buy movie toys unless there discounted.

Yeh Lost is cool, only just got back into it, but i have to say i prefer heroes

[jazzrules]

Ok i have to admit, after having time to mess about with landmine, i have to say i'm warming to him, although i dont reli like his face mask thing or his hands.

I would also prefer him to have a second gun, u no slightly longer than the one given because i use that one as a shoulder cannon.

Did neone know that the japanese version comes with an allspark cube???? im gutted bout that i wouldnt mind one of them lil things, but tbh i only got landmine because he was discounted i dont buy movie toys unless there discounted.

Yeh Lost is cool, only just got back into it, but i have to say i prefer heroes

He's certainly better than some of the other movie toys, but I wish he came with a cube.

Heroes is good too. But 24 is the king.

[Optimus Frimal]

Checking my mail this morning and this had come in on the bad signal. Made me smile so I thought I'd share.

Happy Valentine's Day to all. And to
those who hate the day, I say this:
Valentine's Day is a Christian
corruption of a pagan festival
involving werewolves, blood and
****. So wish people a happy
Horny Werewolf Day and see what
happens.

Good to hear from ya Waaaaghlord, at least we now know you haven't been kidnapped by a guerilla chipmunk gang.

Um... Chipmunks? Did I miss something?

[jazzrules]

Um... Chipmunks? Did I miss something?

You mean you haven't heard about the chipmunks Frimal. The chipmunk image portrayed by Alvin, Simon and Theodore is the complete opposite of what they are really like. They're evil I tells ya, EVIL. Evil Evil

[Tangent]

Um... Chipmunks? Did I miss something?

You mean you haven't heard about the chipmunks Frimal. The chipmunk image portrayed by Alvin, Simon and Theodore is the complete opposite of what they are really like. They're evil I tells ya, EVIL. Evil Evil

They seem pretty evil as it is, I hate those stripey tree-rats!

[Dead Metal]

Hey Uncle Alber em I mean waaaaghlord is back!
Were were you I thought something bad had happened!

[Pot Bot]

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE, wtf is going on, i leave for a couple of hours and we get talking of spongebob cube arse, Lost and the minions of the devil alvin and co.



STOP THE BLASPHEMY AT ONCE!!!!!!!




me and the missus have been together over 5 years now, and its great, we never bother with valentines day, which suits me fine.




*SPOILER ALERT*
Upon reaching the climax of season 934 of Lost, the screen cuts to the origional writers, who just have one last thing to say to the fans



"Man are you fricking stoopid to watch such a poop show, thanks for the millions of $$ you've got us for not actually writing a script."

[Tangent]

*gasp!* You no like Lost?! Your weird

Don't be silly, in the end it's all gonna be a dream, one of Charlie's drug trips or Hurley being mental. Or all three.

[Pot Bot]

the missus watched the first series, but got pissed off half way through the second because it wasnt going anywhere. Same with Prison Break, they could cut the damn series in half if they put even the slightest bit of pace into the writing.

Invasion was ok, but again, it dragged on for so sooooooo long it got boring

[Tangent]

I gave up on invasion too. Too long without anything happening.

And this is why shows like Power Rangers are best

[Pot Bot]

man i used to love Power Rangers, and Beetlezoids etc. but they went too far, coming up with a new series every other week lol.



Man im hunting for G1's, dont know what to try and get next

[Tangent]

I was never allowed to watch Power Rangers

G1's are ugly, they look like boxes! *hides from full scale assault*