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Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

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Which version of Commander Riker wins?

Beard
10
91%
No beard
1
9%
 
Total votes : 11

Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Roadbuster » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:49 am

so who wins?
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Stormwolf » Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:36 am

Weapon: Particle Beam Cannon
Beardie is going to beat babyface.
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Tekka » Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:55 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Beard wins every time. The beard really completes the character and he wouldn't be the same without it.
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:44 am

Motto: "'Til All are One!"
Weapon: Electron Gun
The beard completed him.

Beard wins.
Not caring about scale since 1984. Just like Hasbro.
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby shortwave » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:34 am

Motto: "eagls may soar but weasels dont get sucked in to jet engens"
Weapon: Sub-Machine Gun
beards rock prime should have a beard
its a known fact beards give super powers
1 looking like a dwarf
2 straineing soup
3 in a fridge beardy riker would win
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Optimus Eeyore » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:58 pm

Weapon: Saber Blade
Of course the beard wins. I mean seriously. It's a well known fact that "Growing the Beard" is the opposite of "Jumping the Shark."
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Bruciarsi » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:29 am

Motto: "never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."
Beard wins!
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby shortwave » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:57 pm

Motto: "eagls may soar but weasels dont get sucked in to jet engens"
Weapon: Sub-Machine Gun
Optimus Eeyore wrote:Of course the beard wins. I mean seriously. It's a well known fact that "Growing the Beard" is the opposite of "Jumping the Shark."


jumping the shark? is yhay a uphamisem for somthing naughty?
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:28 am

shortwave wrote:
Optimus Eeyore wrote:Of course the beard wins. I mean seriously. It's a well known fact that "Growing the Beard" is the opposite of "Jumping the Shark."


jumping the shark? is yhay a uphamisem for somthing naughty?


No, it's an expression for the exact moment a good show/work of fiction turns absolutely retarded. Coined by this.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... ngTheShark
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Re: Will Riker (no beard) vs Will Riker (beard)

Postby snavej » Sun Sep 24, 2023 6:28 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Both of them will do the Riker manoeuvre at the same time and :bigmichaelbay:

[I mean when Riker lifts his leg completely over a chair before sitting down.]
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