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News Credits: 104 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:25 pm

While I was driving to my calls today I passed a cemetery that reminded me of the one in Return of the Living dead.. Then I started thinking, "what would be the style of zombie I would rather go up against?" And what is the more terrifying of the three zombie styles.

As for style I mean the three mainstream zombie franchises (well the 04 dawn was a stand alone movie... BUT it was a good one at that).

Tale of the tape...
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Night/Dawn/Day/Land/Diary/Survival of the living dead
Romero zombies

Method to become zombified
Anyone that dies comes back (possibly due to radiation from an exploded space probe)
Transmitted by bite, scratch or fluid transmission

Zombie specifications
They eat all of you
They shamble around slowly (like creeping death)
Have little to no communication skills
Can be killed by shot in the head/massive head trama

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Return of the Living dead (ROTLD) and its sequels
Dan O'Bannon’s zombies

Method to become zombified
It is believed that the only way to become a zombie in this continuity is by being exposed to the trioxin compound, be it ingestion (nose, mouth or skin) or reanimated due to water/rain/trioxin chemical itself.

Zombie specifications
They only eat brains
They can run
They are somewhat intelligent and can talk
Can be killed by electricity (shorts out the brain)

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Dawn of the Dead 2004

Method to become zombified
Never specified how the outbreak begins.
Only way to become a zombie is bite, scratch, fluid transmission

Zombie specifications
They eat all of you
They can run (freshly dead seem to be the quickest)
Have little to no communication skills
Can be killed by shot in the head/massive head trauma
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I think the one I would want to face would be the Romero zombies.. Yeah, he made them slow like the creeping death and they will tear you apart if they got their hands on you, but they are easily taken down by a headshot and can be maneuvered through due to their slow movement.

The most terrifying ones would be the ROTLD ones.. Sure they only eat brains, but the only way to kill them is electricity (seen in the second movie)..

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:04 pm

Agreed Romero zombies The Hardest would be rotld where are you gonna find a stray wire, 3rd rail, etc.

by **Treetop Maximus** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:14 pm

ROTLD. Get a stun gun off eBay and you're good to go.

Damn zombies better stay off my lawn. My sunflowers can fuel an entire plant army to kill any zombie from any continuity.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:17 pm

Get me the Vampire Killer and Ebony & Ivory and I will kill every single zombie that comes at me...

by **Treetop Maximus** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:19 pm

robofreak wrote:Get me the Vampire Killer and Ebony & Ivory and I will kill every single zombie that comes at me...

Just use plants. They're more efficient. The Cob Cannon annihilates everything in its path!

This is the power of a plant army. My plant army destroys zombies.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:24 pm

Yeah, Romero zombies would be the least threatening due to their lack of speed. Gives you a lot more options.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:31 pm

Treetop Maximus wrote:
robofreak wrote:Get me the Vampire Killer and Ebony & Ivory and I will kill every single zombie that comes at me...

Just use plants. They're more efficient. The Cob Cannon annihilates everything in its path!

This is the power of a plant army. My plant army destroys zombies.

Hellz Yeah, No matter what anyone else say's you will survive :APPLAUSE:

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:39 pm

As for me two shotgun's a bottle of jack a pistol and a bus that look's like this and i'll be on my way

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:39 pm

I think the Romero style zombies are the scariest despite being the easiest to deal with. The other ones are too natural in their behavior, they run and think like wild animals. The Romero zombies are walking corpses that mindlessly stalk you which is something your instincts are not prepared for.

by **Prime Riblet** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:44 pm

Any zombie that runs is going to be possibly faster than me at this point. And that scares the bejebus out of me.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:49 pm

Prime Riblet wrote:Any zombie that runs is going to be possibly faster than me at this point. And that scares the bejebus out of me.

It's a good thing that you can't reanimate a corpse then.

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:01 pm

Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:21 am

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now >:oP

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:46 am

SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now

Pfft. Read it last year. >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:04 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now

Pfft. Read it last year.

All right good for you at least were all on the somewhat same boat.

by **Treetop Maximus** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:31 am

Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:25 am

Alright so i just woke up so bear with me why is my clock broken on the floor? OH S**T. Alright while i get this person i found sleeping my living room floor out what is uh your Zombie plan. :HEADHURTS:

by **prowl123** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:37 am

Ever read HANDLING THE UNDEAD by John Adjvide Jindqvist?

That would be the kind of zombies I would face.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:13 am

Treetop Maximus wrote:Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

No. Pros go around slinging 2 guns and swinging a large sword at supernatural freaks while listening to hard rock.

Didn't we learn anything from Dante people? >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:50 am

robofreak wrote:
Didn't we learn anything from Dante people?

exactly

Also If you ever meet a guy named Metal Head be careful it's not just a nickname and by that i mean when i tried to punch him in the face all the bones in my fingers froze Leaving my nose wide $%&@ing open. so if you meet him and if you can avenge me

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:55 pm

Treetop Maximus wrote:Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

somewhat true however "Take this Brother may it Serve you well"

great now i have to change my motto

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:16 pm

I honestly wouldn't care what sort of zombies I'd have to face. My zombie plan is to take my sword and the M1 Carbine in my garage (plus plenty of ammo and maybe a handgun or two), hop in my jeep, and head right down the street to the abandoned watch-tower in the old civil war battlefield. I'd easily be able to say up there and wipe out any zombies that were headed to the tower, and since I don't eat much, I wouldn't have to really worry about food (there's plenty of deer and turkey around, and since I actually know how to use a sword, I'd say I'd be safe enough for close combat).

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:56 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:I honestly wouldn't care what sort of zombies I'd have to face. My zombie plan is to take my sword and the M1 Carbine in my garage (plus plenty of ammo and maybe a handgun or two), hop in my jeep, and head right down the street to the abandoned watch-tower in the old civil war battlefield. I'd easily be able to say up there and wipe out any zombies that were headed to the tower, and since I don't eat much, I wouldn't have to really worry about food (there's plenty of deer and turkey around, and since I actually know how to use a sword, I'd say I'd be safe enough for close combat).

My Escape plan is similar to Grif's, however I take the Magical Mystery bus as much guns food and warm clothing as i can and instead of Alaska i go to the Canadian Shield (It's Colder). And My team: Me, Myself, and I. My Battle Plan is secure the Building I live in (it's an Apartment)as well as food. Get to the top Floor, Destroy the stair cases and wait it out and attack when need be. I'm close to (the state Of) Washington so getting up to Canada Shouldn't be to hard.

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:39 pm

Slow zombies would be the best. The fast ones are a pain considering I'd have to rely on guns. Either way, we'd be ****. Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

Can't wait for that upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie.