The Energon Pub

[GetterDragun]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

[Marcus Rush]

check out the Mythbusters website and look for Episode 16. They have various cures for skunk.

[Decepticon Spike]

I've always heard to use tomato juice.

[Uncrazzimatic]

check out the Mythbusters website and look for Episode 16. They have various cures for skunk.

I second this suggestion, saw that episode and some of them worked.

[Cyber Bishop]

I've always heard to use tomato juice.

That is what I was going to suggest as well.

[GetterDragun]

Still stinks, but not as bad. It turns out Tomaoto masks the smell, but Peroxide seems to be the way to eliminate it, that and Vinegar/Apple Cider. It smelled so bad, I had to but Vicks Vapor Rub under my nose to fall asleep. I can't believe a little animal can make this much smell!

[Spoon]

All I got to say is:
Rofl

[Nico]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

Cover it whit Tomato Juice!

[Autobot032]

Still stinks, but not as bad. It turns out Tomaoto masks the smell, but Peroxide seems to be the way to eliminate it, that and Vinegar/Apple Cider. It smelled so bad, I had to but Vicks Vapor Rub under my nose to fall asleep. I can't believe a little animal can make this much smell!

Oh yeah? Hit one with your car. Then, I guarantee you will know true horror.
I hit one in the fall, which meant my car's heater needed to run...

...needless to say, I ended up having to use the other family car until the smell could dissipate. And I had to bathe three times and get rid of my clothes.

...that was so friggin' nasty.

[Bed Bugs]

I went on a truck route with my dad several years ago. He thought it would be funny to run over some dead roadkill on the shoulder of the road.

We were gagging from Kelmar, Iowa to Marshfield, Wisconsin because it was a skunk. The smell was truly horrible.

[TheMuffin]

I went on a truck route with my dad several years ago. He thought it would be funny to run over some dead roadkill on the shoulder of the road.

We were gagging from Kelmar, Iowa to Marshfield, Wisconsin because it was a skunk. The smell was truly horrible.

I like your Dad already.

[Godzilla]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

[Shadowman]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

And you would die from the fumes.

EDIT: And it would ruin everything it touched.

[Blast Cannon]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

[Godzilla]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

And you would die from the fumes.

EDIT: And it would ruin everything it touched.

Well damn you'll die from the fumes of the Skunk smell.

[Zombie Starscream]

I went on a truck route with my dad several years ago. He thought it would be funny to run over some dead roadkill on the shoulder of the road.

We were gagging from Kelmar, Iowa to Marshfield, Wisconsin because it was a skunk. The smell was truly horrible.

I like your Dad already.

So do I.

About 5 years ago my mom's dog got skunked, and I had got the "privilege" of bathing him. He smelled SO bad, I was gagging and trying not to throw up. I had to use tomato juice and I think white vineger. It took at least several washings before that smell came off, and even for a while after that it lingered. The next summer the heat must have 'activated' the remainder of it that was still on or in his skin, and he smelled like skunk again though it was milder. It didn't return the next summer.

Just to warn you: Depending on how well it gets cleaned up, it "may" return when the heat arrives in the summer next year, particularly if the tiny oil droplets got into any furniture or a carpet. It will go away hopefully, but it can take a little time.

[Uncrazzimatic]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

That really did make me laugh.

[Godzilla]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

That really did make me laugh.

WHAT WAS FUNNY? U THINK I'M FUNNY HUH?!!!

[Blast Cannon]

Uh-oh, Godzilla is about to go Tokyo on your bottom.

[Godzilla]

I was just playin!

[ShockwaveUK]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

That really did make me laugh.

WHAT WAS FUNNY? U THINK I'M FUNNY HUH?!!!

Funny like crabs.

[Spoon]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

That really did make me laugh.

WHAT WAS FUNNY? U THINK I'M FUNNY HUH?!!!

Funny like crabs.

Crabs in someone's pants can be considered funny.

[Homer]

I gotta know - what does skunk spray smell like?

[Uncrazzimatic]

This is the worse smelling thing ever! I think the Skunk got scared by a Raccoon and sprayed, but hit my house instead! How do I get rid of this smell! I just went through a bottle of Febreze!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN THAT SUCKS! HMMM, I say that u spray bleach everwhere! It may be strong but it will block smell of the skunk!

Godzilla has spoken.

That really did make me laugh.

WHAT WAS FUNNY? U THINK I'M FUNNY HUH?!!!

Funny like crabs.

Crabs in someone's pants can be considered funny.

Umm... I was going to post something, but then I looked at Spoons new avatar and forgot.

[TheMuffin]

I gotta know - what does skunk spray smell like?

Think of roadkill. But much more pungent and eye watering.