The Energon Pub

by **Uniprimus** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:01 pm

Ok, so we have the favorite Transformers Lines topic, so now it is time for the opposite! I can't think of any now, but tommorow I may.

News Credits: 1 · by **iron maniac** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:29 am

Easily the worst IMO:

Headmasters star dub:

Wideload:
"It's so OBVIOUS that we're gonna win."

Goldbug:
"Yeah, we'll win this battle FOR SURE."

Wideload:
"You bet!"

Here's the whole horrid clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSQld5-g1ro

#-o

News Credits: 7 · by **waaaaghlord** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:13 pm

"Bumblebee, stop lubricating on him!"

by **Windsweeper** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:57 pm

Every time a Transformer says Transform before he does.

Everytime Energon Ironhide speaks.

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:37 pm

Till all are one.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:38 pm

Windsweeper wrote:Every time a Transformer says Transform before he does.

Everytime Energon Ironhide speaks.

That bothers me to no end as well.

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:57 am

In that old episode of G1, with Sandstorm... my memory is foggy, but his planet ends up blowing up or something.

Then Rodimus Prime tells him:
'it's ok, Cybertron is a better planet anyways'

Wow, what great leadership skills Rodimus, I'm sure you really comforted the poor guy! You'd make Optimus proud, you moron... and people wonder why I hate Hot Rod/Rodimus so much...

News Credits: 3 · by **KoH4711** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:53 pm

"I don't have time to deal with that right now!" sort of forces itself into awesome territory after a while. So I can't say that one.

But for me, the worst line ever comes from the great and noble Optimus Prime... while he was... playing... basketball...?

"Spike! Am I drooling correctly?"

Although Prime later playing with a basketball while on monitor duty is one of the great surreal moments of G1.

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:08 pm

When Armada Galvatron says "Arghhhhhhhh, I can't believe I just saved Prime back there"

by **autobot commander** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:05 pm

KoH4711 wrote:"I don't have time to deal with that right now!" sort of forces itself into awesome territory after a while. So I can't say that one.

But for me, the worst line ever comes from the great and noble Optimus Prime... while he was... playing... basketball...?

"Spike! Am I drooling correctly?"

do you know where i can see that ep?

News Credits: 49 · by **Scaleface** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:11 pm

100010001001001 - unnamed minicon.

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:11 pm

From the StarTV dubs:

Galvatron: "Darn that Soundwave! *Lets out constipated sounding moan*

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:02 pm

autobot commander wrote:
KoH4711 wrote:"I don't have time to deal with that right now!" sort of forces itself into awesome territory after a while. So I can't say that one.

But for me, the worst line ever comes from the great and noble Optimus Prime... while he was... playing... basketball...?

"Spike! Am I drooling correctly?"

do you know where i can see that ep?

Watched it on Youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSC0l3WwfRQ

by **Uniprimus** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:47 pm

That's one f**king huge basketball field.

by **Flip Side** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:52 am

TF Cybertron Optimus: Guess we needed you kids' help more than we thought! Without you we would have been... sunk!

*criiiinge*

News Credits: 1 · by **iron maniac** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:01 am

Damolisher wrote:From the StarTV dubs:

Galvatron: "Darn that Soundwave! *Lets out constipated sounding moan*

Oh yeah, that one is BAD!

Another bad line from the Headmasters Star dub is the first time Rodimus calls Spike by SPARKLE!

Rodimus: "What do you mean by that, Sparkle?"

#-o

Here's a clip of that horrible exchange between Rodimus & Spike(Sparkle):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDQ82a6m9Q

#-o

News Credits: 3 · by **Lanowar** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:44 pm

Star Dub

Using parts of Soundwave Galvatron was able to rebuilt Soundwave into a robot called New Soundwave.

Seriously go watch the Star Dubs there funny as hell!

by **Me_Grimlock_King** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:31 am

ANYTHING Wheelie says.

by **Me_Grimlock_King** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:35 am

Sorry to double-post, but me just watch that episode. Worst line:
"Just what does your doohickey do?"

KoH4711 wrote:"I don't have time to deal with that right now!" sort of forces itself into awesome territory after a while. So I can't say that one.

But for me, the worst line ever comes from the great and noble Optimus Prime... while he was... playing... basketball...?

"Spike! Am I drooling correctly?"

Although Prime later playing with a basketball while on monitor duty is one of the great surreal moments of G1.

by **Friend of Da Panda Symbol** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:56 pm

Top 2:

2)

Wow, what great leadership skills Rodimus, I'm sure you really comforted the poor guy! You'd make Optimus proud, you moron... and people wonder why I hate Hot Rod/Rodimus so much...

If I had remember that dismissive crack along with the one that made me loathe RoDIMus, I would've wrote the 3rd season writers/producers to either give the Maxtrix to Kup and Bumblebee have more screen time (and not necessary in that order). Here's my Rodimus is a twit quote:

Spike: "Great. What'll Daniel and I do when the air runs out?"
Rodimus Prime: "Basically you'll have two choices: suffocate, or smother."

Dark Awakening

Hey even the least screen time Autobots of the last 2 seasons behaved with more compassion towards each other and humans than this toad. IMO the 3rd season screenwriters just simply gave up making him likeable (Despite his botching up the M/P in the film, for me the '86 movie HR was likeable). Rodimus didn't have to be a Prime clone for me--all the TF catoon makers had to do to satsify me was stop putting in his mouth these flip comments that boarded on callous. When he accepted Jessica Morgan thanks about helping her walk, he sounded like he was reading flashcards someone else was holding up.

1) Anything blaaam and everything zip zowie out Warpath's mouth.

News Credits: 3 · by **Emperor Galvatron** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:03 pm

Anything out of Powerglide's mouth.

The infamous, "But Prime..." anytime Op gave an order. They're soldiers for chrissake. When a commander gives an order, the response is not "But sir..."