The Energon Pub

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JEs_cNhEt0&NR=1

Roffle.

Simply roffle.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:55 am

Best. Video. EVER.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:18 pm

"Steal me, who would steal me? I never get away from the truck, I AM THE TRUCK!"

"You didn't get me one thing I asked for."

"What the hell, spinners?"

"I'm a 40 foot killing machine, I don't get ladies."

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:43 pm

It's oh so roffle.

by **Soundwave For President** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:33 pm

Hilarious!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:41 pm

Damn!
That was so very hilarious!
Plasma screens in his chest windows!
"Who the hell are those people?"

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:51 pm

Get me a tissue, I am still wiping my eyes from that one.

I just have to thank those who work so hard at Siebertron.com for this web site. I can't thank you enough for all the entertainment value here.

This posted video is proof of that thanks Autobot32!

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:05 pm

I had seen that video before....went on a Dr Smoov marathon one night, and it was one of the crowning jewels...well, there is very few BAD Dr Smoov videos! :grin:

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:28 pm

video was good. The cg was friggin' terrible. I've crapped better CG in my sleep.

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:31 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:I've crapped better CG in my sleep.

You crap in your sleep? :-?

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:33 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:I've crapped better CG in my sleep.

You crap in your sleep?

Oddly enough, yes, but it's apparently only 3d models. Needless to say the first couple of times I've been confused as hell.

Now I just put the work in my portfolio. Got me through my Associate's.

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:39 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:I've crapped better CG in my sleep.

You crap in your sleep?

Oddly enough, yes, but it's apparently only 3d models. Needless to say the first couple of times I've been confused as hell.

Now I just put the work in my portfolio. Got me through my Associate's.

Wow...that's..um....awesome?

:grin:

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:03 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:I've crapped better CG in my sleep.

You crap in your sleep?

Oddly enough, yes, but it's apparently only 3d models. Needless to say the first couple of times I've been confused as hell.

Now I just put the work in my portfolio. Got me through my Associate's.

Wow...that's..um....awesome?

I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.

Like spiky hemroids.

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:11 pm

The whole idea unsettles me.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:12 pm

Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:14 pm

OMG LMFAO THats funny I laughed so hard I cried.Great find. :lol:

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:14 pm

Autobot032 wrote:
Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

Okay, now I have surpassed "unsettled" and moved along to "disturbed"

That's just waaaay too graphic a pic to paint with words! :SICK:

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:29 pm

Autobot032 wrote:
Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

Very..professional....

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:45 pm

"i'm old school! i'm more than meets the eye, dammit!"
awesome

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:49 pm

There were a LOT of sig-worthy lines in that video...I am just trying to decide which one I wanna use...

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:51 am

Pyrostrata wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:
Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

Okay, now I have surpassed "unsettled" and moved along to "disturbed"

That's just waaaay too graphic a pic to paint with words!

Thank you, thank you.

Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:
Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

Very..professional....

I try. *nods*

by **Pyrostrata** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:56 am

Autobot032 wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:
Sherade wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:I don't think so. Can you imagine all those polygons? Ow.
Like spiky hemroids.

And they change color too! Brown, maize, black, green, blue and red.

Now for the disclaimer:

If you get red or black polygons, you might want to see a doctor. Could be a sign of a more serious problem called Icrapsharppointythingsoutofmyanusitis. Which can be deadly...for pretty much anyone.

Side effects include:

Gut wrenching pain.
Blood. (Just...blood.)
Butt widening on a Grand Canyon level.
And the compulsive need to hit your knees, ravaged in pain, screaming "WHY ME?! WHY?!"

Okay, now I have surpassed "unsettled" and moved along to "disturbed"

That's just waaaay too graphic a pic to paint with words!

Thank you, thank you.