The Energon Pub

[Saber Prime]

I got this idea from a Nickeloden magazine. There's a page that shows what video game characters would talk about if they were real and had their own chat room. The funny thing is it sounds like posts from real people.

"Where should I go to find neat stuff to see? Like, is the castle worth checking out? I want to know what the best parts are, like where the princess sleeps and hangs out. (Don't worry! I'm not looking to capture her or anything, LOL.) " -DaKingOfDaTurtles aka King Koopa

"What!?!?!?!?!?" -MammaMia64 aka Mario

"You know, even Dr. Eggman insn't THIS stupid and obvious. At least he does his homework before he starts trouble." -SpikeyBlur2K aka Sonic

"Yeah, that sure was dumb, DaKing.

Not to go off-topic, but... Sonic, I gotta ask: Why does Robotnik go by the name Eggman these days?" -MyNameIsNOTPeach aka Princess Peach... or is it Daisy? I'm not really sure.

"Because he woke up one morning and went "Gee, my name isn't stupid enough!!" ???? " -SeeCrate,SmashCrate aka Crash Bandicoot (or howeer you spell that.)

"Actully, I thought you guys all knew... his mom got remarried." -SpikeyBlur2K

"Durl blon in diter bank!" -Disrawl_Isafranishing aka some chick from the sims game.

"Disrawl, what did you say?" -MyNameIsNOTPeach

"Never mind that Disrawl character. All those Sims folk do is troll these boards. Yo, Disrawl, the Simlish language boards are at nooboochumcha.not!" -SeeCrate,SmashCrate

That was the entire page so anyway from this I got the idea for this topic. Your mission if you choose to accept it is to figure out what a Transformer character would use as a fourm name and what he/she would post about.

One rule though, you're not allowed to use the character's real name as their fourm name so even if it's supose to be Optimus Prime making the post you can't call him Optimus Prime. And just to make this a little more fun don't even tell us what character you're posting as. We're going to try and guess what character you're posting as.

[Zombie Starscream]

I think I can try this. Let me see..

Anybody have a boss they can't stand? -NextInLine

My boss loses his temper if I catch him on a bad day, or if he has to deal with an incompitant employee, but there are times he's o.k - TheBlueAngel

Well, my boss treats me like crap. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't quit. He has this sadistic way of saying 'Thank you' by yelling at me whenever I do something he wants, whenever I really try my best, and I get called every adjective he can think of for failure and incompitant. -NextInLine

If I were you I'd just quit. Unless you have a masochistic desire for punishment, I would quit. No paycheck is worth that. -TheBlueAngel

[Saber Prime]

I think I can try this. Let me see..

Anybody have a boss they can't stand? -NextInLine

My boss loses his temper if I catch him on a bad day, or if he has to deal with an incompitant employee, but there are times he's o.k - TheBlueAngel

Well, my boss treats me like crap. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't quit. He has this sadistic way of saying 'Thank you' by yelling at me whenever I do something he wants, whenever I really try my best, and I get called every adjective he can think of for failure and incompitant. -NextInLine

If I were you I'd just quit. Unless you have a masochistic desire for punishment, I would quit. No paycheck is worth that. -TheBlueAngel

I can't tell who TheBlueAngel is but is NextInLine Starscream?

Oh and in case I forgot to say it before, you can only answer yes or if someone asks who the "post" is by. So you can either tell me if I'm right or wrong about NextInLine being Starscream but you can't tell me anything more about TheBlueAngel. You just gotta make more posts as him/her till someone makes a guess at who it is.

"After my old boss went insane I had to find a new job. My new boss is OK but the fat guy I have to share an office with doesn't really do anything." -SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon

"I don't care if he is lazy, could you not refer to him as the fat guy? Not all fat people are lazy you know!" -I'mNotAMegazord

"Sorry Megazord, I didn't meen it like that." -SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon

[Predaprince]

TheBlueAngel I'm guessing is Thundercracker just because I agree that NextInLine is Starscream?

SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon is Soundwave and he is referring to Peter on Family Guy?

I'mNotAMegazord is Energon Optimus Prime because he is "fat" and everyone says that he is like a Megazord and he is saying he isn't.

[Saber Prime]

SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon is Soundwave and he is referring to Peter on Family Guy?

Damn, I thought I'd confuse people with the Family Guy refrence but guess it didn't work. Yes that was Soundwave. He was allso refering Galvatron when he mentioned his old boss going insane.

I'mNotAMegazord is Energon Optimus Prime because he is "fat" and everyone says that he is like a Megazord and he is saying he isn't.

Yeah I made that WAY too Obvious. Let's try this again shal we...

"Quiting isn't allways an option. I know i've tried to quit but then my boss tried to kill me. Yuck I hate calling him that!" -MajorHeadAch

"I serve no one! Oh and NextInLine, your boss sounds like a great boss to me, as long as he doesn't try to be MY boss." -SomebodyHoldMe

"F76V78X545V67B8 XX4TXF879H0 OBIO65UYJ998GBVCUBUUUC" -JHNKJ0 CF5LKN

"What the hell was that?" -NotAMegazord

"Don't mind him, his fingers are too big to type on a key board properly" -MajorHeadAch

"But our key boards are built especially for us how are his fingers too big, and how do you even know that?" -NotAMegazord

"Long story PM me" -MajorHeadAch

[Predaprince]

"Quiting isn't allways an option. I know i've tried to quit but then my boss tried to kill me. Yuck I hate calling him that!" -MajorHeadAch

"I serve no one! Oh and NextInLine, your boss sounds like a great boss to me, as long as he doesn't try to be MY boss." -SomebodyHoldMe

"F76V78X545V67B8 XX4TXF879H0 OBIO65UYJ998GBVCUBUUUC" -JHNKJ0 CF5LKN

"What the hell was that?" -NotAMegazord

"Don't mind him, his fingers are too big to type on a key board properly" -MajorHeadAch

"But our key boards are built especially for us how are his fingers too big, and how do you even know that?" -NotAMegazord

"Long story PM me" -MajorHeadAch

So, three new ones: MajorHeadAch, SomebodyHoldMe, and JHNKJ0 CF5LKN.

MajorHeadAch is Octane because he quit the Decepticons and then was chased by those "mercenaries".

JHNKJ0 CF5LKN is, obviously, a gestalt or a citybot and, given that MajorHeadAch who I'm saying is Octane knows him, it must be Trypticon.

SomebodyHoldMe has only one post so not much to go on. He says he serves noone, but that NextInLine's boss was better than the one he had. Given that NextInLine is Starscream and that his boss is Megatron than SomebodyHoldMe's boss is most likely Galvatron. Given that Octane has been covered, the only other Decepticon defect during post-movie season was Blitzwing. Therefore, I assume SomebodyHoldMe is Blitzwing.

[Zombie Starscream]

SaberPrime: Yes
Predaprince: Yes

[Predaprince]

I would try some of my own, but I'm having fun doing the guessing.

[Zombie Starscream]

Here's another:
I got cut off in traffic by some jerk today -LuvMeTender

That sux -YummyTasty

Did he give you the Idiot's Salute? -Da Chump Master B

Yes, Unfortunatly. -LuvMeTender

If I were you, I would have pounded him! -Da Chump Master B

Awww, thats not nice, he needs a friend -YummyTasty

[ScorpoMax]

If TFs had their own forum, how long do you think it would take for Wheelie to get banned?

[Zombie Starscream]

In about a New York minute

[Uncrazzimatic]

Pah! I wish it was just my boss that didn't apreciate me NOBODY I work ever says thank you! It's not easy carrying whole strike forces around the galaxy you know. Sometimes I think of just branching out on my own, just me and a few loyal minions, I tryed it once or twice before but, lets just say I ran into a few dificulties. - Unapreciatedtransport

[Bartrim]

Pah! I wish it was just my boss that didn't apreciate me NOBODY I work ever says thank you! It's not easy carrying whole strike forces around the galaxy you know. Sometimes I think of just branching out on my own, just me and a few loyal minions, I tryed it once or twice before but, lets just say I ran into a few dificulties. - Unapreciatedtransport

Is that Astrotrain?

[Zombie Starscream]

Should I try posting some more?

[Rebirth Megatron]

Any of you guys ever wish you could do more for your team? -inspacenoonecanhearmescream

Oh constantly but all they see me is as a nuciance-Nobody_cares :[

No, but i wish they'd stop mocking me and my cleaning habits-die_young_die_pretty

At least you're valued.-Nobody_cares :[

Or more useful, I mean...I'm in space..aside from the green UFO wuss and the monster with the ego I'm useless. They use my triplechanging college for space travel instead of me....damn it all!!!-inspacenoonecanhearmescream

There there...it's ok. At least you're not me. lol - Nobody-cares. :[

We're all glad we're not you.-die_young_die_pretty

Jerk.- Nobody_cares :[

[tequila stu]

And i was like "watch it punk, i just got waxed" - good_looking_speedster.

Ooh..so what did you do to him - cheeky_devil

what you think i did...i threw that runt out on his skidplate - good_looking_speedster

nice... - cheeky_devil.

[FirstChAoS]

If TFs had their own forum, how long do you think it would take for Wheelie to get banned?

Wouldn't Swindle get banned first for spamming the boards?

[Saber Prime]

"Quiting isn't allways an option. I know i've tried to quit but then my boss tried to kill me. Yuck I hate calling him that!" -MajorHeadAch

"I serve no one! Oh and NextInLine, your boss sounds like a great boss to me, as long as he doesn't try to be MY boss." -SomebodyHoldMe

"F76V78X545V67B8 XX4TXF879H0 OBIO65UYJ998GBVCUBUUUC" -JHNKJ0 CF5LKN

"What the hell was that?" -NotAMegazord

"Don't mind him, his fingers are too big to type on a key board properly" -MajorHeadAch

"But our key boards are built especially for us how are his fingers too big, and how do you even know that?" -NotAMegazord

"Long story PM me" -MajorHeadAch

So, three new ones: MajorHeadAch, SomebodyHoldMe, and JHNKJ0 CF5LKN.

MajorHeadAch is Octane because he quit the Decepticons and then was chased by those "mercenaries".

JHNKJ0 CF5LKN is, obviously, a gestalt or a citybot and, given that MajorHeadAch who I'm saying is Octane knows him, it must be Trypticon.

SomebodyHoldMe has only one post so not much to go on. He says he serves noone, but that NextInLine's boss was better than the one he had. Given that NextInLine is Starscream and that his boss is Megatron than SomebodyHoldMe's boss is most likely Galvatron. Given that Octane has been covered, the only other Decepticon defect during post-movie season was Blitzwing. Therefore, I assume SomebodyHoldMe is Blitzwing.

No, no, and no.

[Saber Prime]

And i was like "watch it punk, i just got waxed" - good_looking_speedster.

Ooh..so what did you do to him - cheeky_devil

what you think i did...i threw that runt out on his skidplate - good_looking_speedster

nice... - cheeky_devil.

Is Good_Looking_Speeder Hot Shot?

"I just fly away in situations like that, not in my alt mode either. Some times I wish I had a more active alt mode." -SomebodyHoldMe

"I just wish I was more active. Being on a Cybertron while my boss is missing on another planet somewhere I didn't have much to do other than blowing up random things. Then millions of years later he calls me and wants to built a space bridge, what's that all about?" -Cyclopse

[Predaprince]

"Quiting isn't allways an option. I know i've tried to quit but then my boss tried to kill me. Yuck I hate calling him that!" -MajorHeadAch

"I serve no one! Oh and NextInLine, your boss sounds like a great boss to me, as long as he doesn't try to be MY boss." -SomebodyHoldMe

"F76V78X545V67B8 XX4TXF879H0 OBIO65UYJ998GBVCUBUUUC" -JHNKJ0 CF5LKN

"What the hell was that?" -NotAMegazord

"Don't mind him, his fingers are too big to type on a key board properly" -MajorHeadAch

"But our key boards are built especially for us how are his fingers too big, and how do you even know that?" -NotAMegazord

"Long story PM me" -MajorHeadAch

So, three new ones: MajorHeadAch, SomebodyHoldMe, and JHNKJ0 CF5LKN.

MajorHeadAch is Octane because he quit the Decepticons and then was chased by those "mercenaries".

JHNKJ0 CF5LKN is, obviously, a gestalt or a citybot and, given that MajorHeadAch who I'm saying is Octane knows him, it must be Trypticon.

SomebodyHoldMe has only one post so not much to go on. He says he serves noone, but that NextInLine's boss was better than the one he had. Given that NextInLine is Starscream and that his boss is Megatron than SomebodyHoldMe's boss is most likely Galvatron. Given that Octane has been covered, the only other Decepticon defect during post-movie season was Blitzwing. Therefore, I assume SomebodyHoldMe is Blitzwing.

No, no, and no.

Dang it! My guesses made sense, though.



good_looking_speedster is Sunstreaker.

Cyclopse is Shockwave.

[Saber Prime]

"Quiting isn't allways an option. I know i've tried to quit but then my boss tried to kill me. Yuck I hate calling him that!" -MajorHeadAch

"I serve no one! Oh and NextInLine, your boss sounds like a great boss to me, as long as he doesn't try to be MY boss." -SomebodyHoldMe

"F76V78X545V67B8 XX4TXF879H0 OBIO65UYJ998GBVCUBUUUC" -JHNKJ0 CF5LKN

"What the hell was that?" -NotAMegazord

"Don't mind him, his fingers are too big to type on a key board properly" -MajorHeadAch

"But our key boards are built especially for us how are his fingers too big, and how do you even know that?" -NotAMegazord

"Long story PM me" -MajorHeadAch

So, three new ones: MajorHeadAch, SomebodyHoldMe, and JHNKJ0 CF5LKN.

MajorHeadAch is Octane because he quit the Decepticons and then was chased by those "mercenaries".

JHNKJ0 CF5LKN is, obviously, a gestalt or a citybot and, given that MajorHeadAch who I'm saying is Octane knows him, it must be Trypticon.

SomebodyHoldMe has only one post so not much to go on. He says he serves noone, but that NextInLine's boss was better than the one he had. Given that NextInLine is Starscream and that his boss is Megatron than SomebodyHoldMe's boss is most likely Galvatron. Given that Octane has been covered, the only other Decepticon defect during post-movie season was Blitzwing. Therefore, I assume SomebodyHoldMe is Blitzwing.

No, no, and no.

Dang it! My guesses made sense, though.



good_looking_speedster is Sunstreaker.

Cyclopse is Shockwave.

Your guess is as good as mine on good_looking_speedster but yeah Cyclopse is Shockwave.

"You should scan a new alt mode, yyyeeeeeesssssssss." -Megalomaniac

"Oh come on Megalomaniac, even Cyclopse wasn't THAT obvious! You have to be carefull when you post here, these boards cross different times and dimentions." -Moderator_Beast

"And how are you going to stop me Beast?" -Megalomaiac

"You had your warning Megalomaniac, one more strike and you'll be kicked from the boards." -Moderator_Beast

"Fine, have it your way Beast, I won't give anything elce away about who I am" -Megalomaniac

[tequila stu]

good_looking_speedster = sunstreaker...predaprince gets a cookie..... >*cookie*<

[Saber Prime]

good_looking_speedster = sunstreaker...predaprince gets a cookie..... >*cookie*<

I want a cookie too.

[tequila stu]

well guess who cheeky_devil is then and you get one.

big clue....he is talking to sunstreaker.

[Saber Prime]

well guess who cheeky_devil is then and you get one.

big clue....he is talking to sunstreaker.

Hey, clues can only be given in the fourm of more posts under that name. No more cheeting.