The Energon Pub

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:23 pm

As those who pay attention know Optimus Prime is Jewish; Soundwave met his wife in a Christian chatroom and Brainstorm is a Catholic.

Now we can reveal the religion of another transformer character - The G1 pretender Bludgeon.

Clearly Bludgeon is a Hare Krishna.

All the peices fit: the bald head, the meditaition and the fondness for wearing orange.

Yes I've been to the pub tonight. What of it?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:26 pm

Bludgeon (or some other Hare Krishna, they all look alike) once gave me a booklet which had an awesome picture of a pig-man killing a man-pig. Something about vegetarianism.

I swear to Christ, one person says manbearpig and I will fecking kill them.

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:05 pm

Jeep! wrote:Bludgeon (or some other Hare Krishna, they all look alike) once gave me a booklet which had an awesome picture of a pig-man killing a man-pig. Something about vegetarianism.

I swear to Christ, one person says manbearpig and I will fecking kill them.

pigbearman... I mean manbearpig!!!

Hahaha, I find everything in the thread so far awsome and delightful.

delawsomeful.

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:14 pm

Down_Shift wrote:
Jeep! wrote:Bludgeon (or some other Hare Krishna, they all look alike) once gave me a booklet which had an awesome picture of a pig-man killing a man-pig. Something about vegetarianism.

I swear to Christ, one person says manbearpig and I will fecking kill them.

pigbearman... I mean manbearpig!!!

Hahaha, I find everything in the thread so far awsome and delightful.

delawsomeful.

Does this mean you'll be frontpaging it as newsworthy?

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:23 pm

High Command wrote:
Down_Shift wrote:
Jeep! wrote:Bludgeon (or some other Hare Krishna, they all look alike) once gave me a booklet which had an awesome picture of a pig-man killing a man-pig. Something about vegetarianism.

I swear to Christ, one person says manbearpig and I will fecking kill them.

pigbearman... I mean manbearpig!!!

Hahaha, I find everything in the thread so far awsome and delightful.

delawsomeful.

Does this mean you'll be frontpaging it as newsworthy?

With a sig like that it already is... in my pants

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:25 pm

Down_Shift wrote:
Jeep! wrote:Bludgeon (or some other Hare Krishna, they all look alike) once gave me a booklet which had an awesome picture of a pig-man killing a man-pig. Something about vegetarianism.

I swear to Christ, one person says manbearpig and I will fecking kill them.

pigbearman... I mean manbearpig!!!

Hahaha, I find everything in the thread so far awsome and delightful.

delawsomeful.

Home address, plzkthanx. Killing to come soon.

Also...

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:32 pm

Down_Shift wrote:
High Command wrote:Does this mean you'll be frontpaging it as newsworthy?

With a sig like that it already is... in my pants

IRL?

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:58 pm

Jeep! wrote:Home address, plzkthanx. Killing to come soon.

Also...

5625 Condor Pl Mississauga On.

High Command wrote:IRL?

Yes, but it had to do with something completely unrelated to the topic.

Ok... it had everything to do with the topic.

News Credits: 9 · by **Mykltron** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:58 am

High Command wrote:As those who pay attention know Optimus Prime is Jewish; Soundwave met his wife in a Christian chatroom and Brainstorm is a Catholic.

I think I'v missed something here...

by **ThunderThruster** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:23 am

Mykltron wrote:
High Command wrote:As those who pay attention know Optimus Prime is Jewish; Soundwave met his wife in a Christian chatroom and Brainstorm is a Catholic.

I think I'v missed something here...

family guy! they stick prime in the episdoe where peter's trying to get chris to become a jew, and soundwave becomes peters new superior at work, and mentions where he met his wife!

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:36 am

What of Brainstorm then?

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:40 am

Watch the episode of Headmasters called the Four Million Year Old Veil of Mystery. About 6 minutes into the episode.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:53 am

Don't forget Octopunch. Greedy, slimy, slippery, ugly... televangelist!

by **Ipsofacto** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:21 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:
Mykltron wrote:
High Command wrote:As those who pay attention know Optimus Prime is Jewish; Soundwave met his wife in a Christian chatroom and Brainstorm is a Catholic.

I think I'v missed something here...

family guy! they stick prime in the episdoe where peter's trying to get chris to become a jew, and soundwave becomes peters new superior at work, and mentions where he met his wife!

Damn I thought I knew the soundwave reference from somewhere, though it was the Youtube video of him training to be in the 2007 Bay movie...

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:34 pm

Jeep! wrote:Don't forget Octopunch. Greedy, slimy, slippery, ugly... televangelist!

And fond of hanging around large muscley men in underpants with big moustaches....

All the peices fit!

News Credits: 9 · by **Mykltron** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:53 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:
Mykltron wrote:
High Command wrote:As those who pay attention know Optimus Prime is Jewish; Soundwave met his wife in a Christian chatroom and Brainstorm is a Catholic.

I think I'v missed something here...

family guy! they stick prime in the episdoe where peter's trying to get chris to become a jew, and soundwave becomes peters new superior at work, and mentions where he met his wife!

Oh, I didn't realise we had to 'read around the subject' :roll:

I'm not sure if I've seen that one. I remember him trying to pursuade Chris to do something but I'm not sure. Which series is it in?

by **ThunderThruster** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:23 pm

absolutly no idea

High Command wrote:Watch the episode of Headmasters called the Four Million Year Old Veil of Mystery. About 6 minutes into the episode.

can you just tell us, as my mate is currently watching my headmasters boxset!

News Credits: 1 · by **Sky Glory of Iacon** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:45 pm

High Command wrote:Watch the episode of Headmasters called the Four Million Year Old Veil of Mystery. About 6 minutes into the episode.

I think if they did exist there would be a small sect of Autobots who did convert to christanity or they adapted some earth religus ceramonies to thier own. Like the sign of the cross, and christmas.

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:08 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:absolutly no idea

High Command wrote:Watch the episode of Headmasters called the Four Million Year Old Veil of Mystery. About 6 minutes into the episode.

can you just tell us, as my mate is currently watching my headmasters boxset!

I could, but where would be the fun in doing that?

... when I could post this instead.

~~~

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:48 pm

Mykltron wrote:Oh, I didn't realise we had to 'read around the subject' I'm not sure if I've seen that one. I remember him trying to pursuade Chris to do something but I'm not sure. Which series is it in?

It was Season 3, but it was supposed to air in Season 2. Lawsuits and stuff.

Also, this thread is made of a win-awesomeness alloy.

News Credits: 149 · by **Big Grim** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:34 pm

Like I ever needed another show of HCs awesomeness!

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:55 pm

I'm also coming to the conclusion that dinoforce member Kakuryu is very much like the Buddha....

They have similar pacifist views, fondness for laughter and large bellies.