When I bought Leader Prime and Megatron the product description told me to get ready to rule the universe with these awesome figures that feature advanced automorph technology! Why aren't I king yet??
This was the most extravagant product description I've ever seen on a toy.
Why aren't I ruler of the universe yet!?
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Why aren't I ruler of the universe yet!?
by Raymond101 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:28 am
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by Optimus Frimal » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:29 am
Aargh! Indeed. I've been wondering about that meself 
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by i_amtrunks » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:53 am
It's because you can only Rule the Universe if you have the versions of the figures that are shown on the actual packaging, and those two versions are works of fiction. 
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by Raymond101 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:56 am
This Automorph sure isn't making me Rule. 
I would certainly Rule if I didn't have to repaint MEgatron. Now I just get to Take Over the nearest Moon.
I would certainly Rule if I didn't have to repaint MEgatron. Now I just get to Take Over the nearest Moon.
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by Justicity » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:05 am
Hi I'm Kevin from Hasbro, & after looking into your query I'd like to inform you that, due to there being hundreds of these figures sold every week, you are number #379,876 in a queue of ... well a lot... and once the 379,875 people in front of you have had their allocated 3 hours of ruling you may rule the universe for your allocated time.
I hope this doesn't put you off buying from us in future. We hope you enjoy the wait & your rule.
(Only kidding, I'm not from Hasbro... and I'm not called Kevin either... Hrrrm...)
I hope this doesn't put you off buying from us in future. We hope you enjoy the wait & your rule.
(Only kidding, I'm not from Hasbro... and I'm not called Kevin either... Hrrrm...)
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by Raymond101 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:15 am
No other figure boasted such potential! They aim ever higher these days! (quality of toy, or to kids' egos? You choose)
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by Counterpunch » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:09 am
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by Raymond101 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:30 am
When I try, I realize I'm the Ruler of no more than my room at college.
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by Sid Burn » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:35 am
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LOL if you look at the fine print it reads "purchaser may not actually rule the universe, universal domination will vary from person to person, Hasbro and Takaratomy do not endorse individual campaigns to rule the universe, the opinions of Megatron do not neccessarily reflect the opinions of Hasbro and Takaratomy or its affiliates."
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by Raymond101 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:37 am
Crazy thing is that they claim you should get ready for cosmic domination with the OPTIMUS PRIME action figure as well?! Does this mean movie Leader Prime will help you rule the universe?! Wow sign me up! 
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by TK-225 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:38 am
Raymond101 wrote:This Automorph sure isn't making me Rule.
I would certainly Rule if I didn't have to repaint MEgatron. Now I just get to Take Over the nearest Moon.
That's no moon. It's a... Oh right. It is a moon, sorry.
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