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Jazz vs Starscream (read first).

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Jazz vs Starscream (read first).

Postby ScorpoMax » Sat May 26, 2007 12:52 am

I've read a lot on these boards about the appeal these characters have for the female gender, but which one has the most appeal? Who would be the better ladies man, Jazz or Starscream?
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Postby Phategod1 » Sat May 26, 2007 3:42 am

I'm no chick but Starscream is a whiny, self obsessed, Cowardly, bully. and Jazz has electric voice, ability to lead and can dance. any chick worth there salt would pick Jazz but the ones with the low self esteem are rolling with SS.
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Postby YouFearGalvatron » Sat May 26, 2007 6:40 am

Phategod1 wrote:I'm no chick but Starscream is a whiny, self obsessed, Cowardly, bully. and Jazz has electric voice, ability to lead and can dance. any chick worth there salt would pick Jazz but the ones with the low self esteem are rolling with SS.


The chicks around here have no class, and would like a thug...like Starscream, over a class-act like Jazz.
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Postby unique_username » Sat May 26, 2007 6:40 am

starscream for sure. the chicks dig him. they like that hes all up him self and whiney, im not sure why. i think it makes them feel like they need to rush to his aid and defend him. even though hes like 30 feet tall and made of some super space metal. and i think they like to think of him as the odd decepticon out, picked on and in need of some lovin'.plus chicks always like the bad guys, they think they can change him and be the one to bring him around.
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Postby Zombie Starscream » Sat May 26, 2007 7:17 am

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Coming from a chick's point of view, Starscream is..cute. ;;) Though I don't know why I and a lot of other ladies find him that way. He just has that charm about him. I would say truethfully that I think a lot of Screamer fangirls have a true crush on him.
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Re: Jazz vs Starscream (read first).

Postby snavej » Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:45 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
G1 Jazz has a huge uniboob on his chest. (His car front section.) That might put the ladies off.

A more realistic Jazz would be able to fold his kibble into a more streamlined form.

Jazz is the smooth nice guy. Starscream is the charming bad boy. Both have their appeal to women.

It's amazing how women tolerate bad boys:

Starscream: I've killed over ten million people single-handedly!

Women: Oh wow, cool! Squeeeeeeeee!

Jazz is a black guy underneath so .... large sausage.
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