Found the dumbest transformer ever.
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Found the dumbest transformer ever.
My friend and I were out the other day and went into one of those stores that have ko transformers. There on shelf was a transformer with name beavertron it was a beaver that transformed into a robot with a megatron style head. Please feel free to insert any and all beaver jokes below. I have to say that is about the dumbest Idea for ko transformer every.

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What's dumb about a beaver transformer?
Considering we've had horses, snakes, apes, cats, dogs, birds ... the list goes on ....
Considering we've had horses, snakes, apes, cats, dogs, birds ... the list goes on ....
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Burn wrote:What's dumb about a beaver transformer?
Considering we've had horses, snakes, apes, cats, dogs, birds ... the list goes on ....
I think its inherent "humor" lies solely in the name. Until pics are posted I will believe that this it the coolest Beastformer EVER!!!
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zodconvoy wrote:Burn wrote:What's dumb about a beaver transformer?
Considering we've had horses, snakes, apes, cats, dogs, birds ... the list goes on ....
I think its inherent "humor" lies solely in the name. Until pics are posted I will believe that this it the coolest Beastformer EVER!!!
There once was a college near where I grew up. It was called "Beaver College." It was that name for yeeeeeeeears.
Finally, they had enough of the jokes and changed it to Arcadia University.
Beaver and College go together so well ... it's a shame.
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I love beaver!
I'm looking for an MP-02 Magnus if you have one for sale, let me know.
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Silent Darth wrote:I love beaver!
I love wet beaver

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I'm not going to make a sex joke.
Except to say that buying knock-off beaver probably means you're a closet homosexual.
Fess up people.
Except to say that buying knock-off beaver probably means you're a closet homosexual.
Fess up people.
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Well, if anyone is wanting to beaver spot. Then go up to my land. I have a decent property and there are beavers. They've cut down a few trees. Also there is a beaver dam so there must be a lodge of beavers close by.
I should get a beaver tf for my husband...
I should get a beaver tf for my husband...

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Sunstar wrote:Well, if anyone is wanting to beaver spot. Then go up to my land. I have a decent property and there are beavers. They've cut down a few trees. Also there is a beaver dam so there must be a lodge of beavers close by.
I should get a beaver tf for my husband...
After reading the posts before this one, and then reading this, is anyone else having trouble NOT thinking dirty thoughts?

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Burn wrote:Sunstar wrote:Well, if anyone is wanting to beaver spot. Then go up to my land. I have a decent property and there are beavers. They've cut down a few trees. Also there is a beaver dam so there must be a lodge of beavers close by.
I should get a beaver tf for my husband...
After reading the posts before this one, and then reading this, is anyone else having trouble NOT thinking dirty thoughts?
Well, for a second there, I thought "beaver spot" was something to be cured with over-the-counter ointment.


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I am having trouble to stop laughing about this.
I live in the state that is nicknamed "The Beaver State." It is due to that there are a ton of beavers roaming in this state and one of the universities (my alma mater) has the beaver as its mascot. We need to see pictures of this weird TF.


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AlienQuiksilver wrote:zodconvoy wrote:Burn wrote:What's dumb about a beaver transformer?
Considering we've had horses, snakes, apes, cats, dogs, birds ... the list goes on ....
I think its inherent "humor" lies solely in the name. Until pics are posted I will believe that this it the coolest Beastformer EVER!!!
There once was a college near where I grew up. It was called "Beaver College." It was that name for yeeeeeeeears.
Finally, they had enough of the jokes and changed it to Arcadia University.
Beaver and College go together so well ... it's a shame.
Huh, I wondered what happened to Beaver College. And where this Arcadia U sprung from. Never put 2 and 2 together on that one...
Beaver U actually used to litter my high school (Marple Newtown, where no school pride or spirit is to be found) and man alive, we used to torment everyone who we found out applied! Ah, bad high school memories...
Anyway, Beavertron got some weird hits from Google but none of it transformed. Pics are again requested or it will be officially declared the Awesomest Thing I've Never Seen!
And I've never seen a solar eclipse!
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