The Energon Pub

[Hotrod]

The closer it gets to the release date for the Transformers Movie, more information about movie toys comes out. The latest information is about the 3- Inch Titanium Transformers Movie line. Bios for three figures have been revealed by DESTRO of TFW2005. Here are the new bios:

"TRANSFORMERS TITANIUM SERIES Die-Cast MEGATRON

TRANSFORMERS do dream when in stasis lock; strange machine-thoughts influenced by the baseline sensor feed that remains active even when all other systems are in full shutdown. So it was with MEGATRON, his vast, sleeping intellect dreaming sweeping fancies of power and conquest, his systems striving to connect with the energy web surrounding the nearby AllSpark – the prize for which he has searched so long. When he wakes, it is with an anger at his captivity terrible to behold, and a hunger for final victory that will not be stopped.
Poseable, die-cast metal DECEPTICON figure is an awesome addition to your collection. Figure comes with display stand.


TRANSFORMERS TITANIUM SERIES Die-Cast DECEPTICON BRAWL

If there's one thing DECEPTICON BRAWL loves, it's a nice, big explosion. The bigger the better. He doesn't really care if he's the cause of the explosion, but it does make for a more pleasing experience in general if it's his shells at ground zero. His favorite part is the visible pressure wave of compressed, heated air rushing away from a blast, pushing debris ahead of it and pulling dust and smoke after. He also really likes the part where the tiny bits of whatever it was just blew up come raining down out of the sky, smoking and twisted. Oh yeah. That part rules.
Poseable, die-cast metal DECEPTICON figure is an awesome addition to your collection. Figure comes with display stand.

TRANSFORMERS TITANIUM SERIES Die-Cast AUTOBOT JAZZ Figure

If a thing can't be done in style, then it isn't worth doing, thinks AUTOBOT JAZZ. That's why he's so happy to be on Earth. Humans may be small and soft, but they make up in incredible design what they lack in built-in weapons systems. Take his alternate mode, for example. He's been discovering new features every day since he scanned it! And look at these lines! You know, once MEGATRON and the DECEPTICONS are defeated, AUTOBOT JAZZ might just consider retiring here.
Poseable, die-cast metal AUTOBOT figure is an awesome addition to your collection. Figure comes with display stand."

[Zeedust]

Interesting...

Somehow, I suspect that Megatron will be pretty quiet until near the end of the movie, then drop down and smack around pretty much EVERYONE.

Brawl... Well, I like it. Nice to know he enjoys his job.

It's nice to see that Jazz has his G1 personality (though with maybe some Tracks mixed in, but it's entirely possible the two just have that flair for style in common), and I'm hoping he comes across in the movie as cool and laid back.

[Autobobby1]

I have one thing in common with Brawl. Go on, guess.

[Springer]

I have one thing in common with Brawl. Go on, guess.

You're poseable?

[Redimus]

I have one thing in common with Brawl. Go on, guess.

You're poseable?

The 3 inch titainiums are posable?

PASS!

[Skowl]

Brawl's bio is great, I like him already

[Autobobby1]

No, I like EXPLOSIONS! Either way, the toys do sound promising.

[Liege Evilmus]

very entertaining, I wonder if that Bumblebee we saw a while back has anything to do with this?

[Sideshow Sideswipe]

I have one thing in common with Brawl. Go on, guess.

You're poseable?

Three inches long?

[ShGarland_1383]

So.....Transformers dream do they? Um.....okay, not sure we need to know that.

[Zeedust]

TRANSFORMERS TITANIUM SERIES Die-Cast DECEPTICON BRAWL

If there's one thing DECEPTICON BRAWL loves, it's a nice, big explosion. The bigger the better. He doesn't really care if he's the cause of the explosion, but it does make for a more pleasing experience in general if it's his shells at ground zero. His favorite part is the visible pressure wave of compressed, heated air rushing away from a blast, pushing debris ahead of it and pulling dust and smoke after. He also really likes the part where the tiny bits of whatever it was just blew up come raining down out of the sky, smoking and twisted. Oh yeah. That part rules.
Poseable, die-cast metal DECEPTICON figure is an awesome addition to your collection. Figure comes with display stand.

On a side note - it's strange that they went into so much detail to describe explosions instead of describing the character.

Seee, I read that as "this is pretty much how Brawl thinks". He's a simple man, with simple pleasures. A man of few words and much firepower. His philosophy on life boils down to "Blow things up."

You know what? You should talk to Bobby about this.

EDIT RATHER THAN POSTING TWICE IN A ROW:

So.....Transformers dream do they? Um.....okay, not sure we need to know that.

This is not news, Garland. Transformers have been shown dreaming at least as far back as Beast Wars, and that's eleven years ago now. There might be an earlier example in comic continuity, too, but I can't recall off the top of my head.

So yes, Transformers dream. Whether electic sheep are involved is anyone's guess.

[Grimshock]

These bios always sound rather amateur to me.