Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Happy Locust wrote:Luckily for me, Locusts have very large families. WORKIN' TIME!
*From out of nowhere, 1023 mini-Locusts all wearing oversized squeaky shoes and weilding various construction tools all march out.*
mini-Locusts: HI-HO! HI-HO!
Yes, we all know there's a hooker on the top floor. We can visit her later. NOW GET TO WORK!
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Luckily for me, Locusts have very large families. WORKIN' TIME!
*From out of nowhere, 1023 mini-Locusts all wearing oversized squeaky shoes and weilding various construction tools all march out.*
mini-Locusts: HI-HO! HI-HO!
Yes, we all know there's a hooker on the top floor. We can visit her later. NOW GET TO WORK!
that's amazing... that you found shoes for them all.
but what are you paying them?
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:*Opens up a new office*
We here at the Law Offices of Shadow & Man know that other people have money, and that you want that money, but, above all else, we want that money. That is why we will sue for you, regardless of whether or not the other person has done anything, or if anything has actually happened to you. I'm just saying, and fake cast and some schmaltzy acting goes a long way.
We here at the Law Offices of Shadow & Man do not really have law licenses. Instead, we simply roll into court, and begin rambling about the case at hand, or maybe not about the case at hand, if it so suits us. You get robbed? We may talk about that, or maybe the episode of Heroes we just watched, and how Sylar is clearly responsible for this.
We here at the Law Offices of Shadow & Man do not understand the meaning of the word frivolous. We also don't understand the words superfluous, fluoridize, or clam chowder. Were you in a minor fender bender? $5 million lawsuit! Burn yourself on a McDonald's french fry? $10 million! Kid didn't get on the school football team? Heh, we'll need the Supreme Court for that one.
So call us, the Law Offices of Shadow & Man! Other offices say "no you can't!" We say "Yes we can, we can't hear you, lalalalala!"
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Happy Locust wrote:*the 1023 mini-locusts suddenly drop their tools and swarm into Shadowman's office*
this isn't good. Last time this happened I was slapped with 1025 paternity suits.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:*the 1023 mini-locusts suddenly drop their tools and swarm into Shadowman's office*
this isn't good. Last time this happened I was slapped with 1025 paternity suits.
Yeah...wait, 1025 lawsuits and only 1023 mini-locusts?
We can do that, though. The Law Offices of Shadow & Man only recognizes Double Jeopardy as a fun game show.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Happy Locust wrote:Shadowman wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:*the 1023 mini-locusts suddenly drop their tools and swarm into Shadowman's office*
this isn't good. Last time this happened I was slapped with 1025 paternity suits.
Yeah...wait, 1025 lawsuits and only 1023 mini-locusts?
We can do that, though. The Law Offices of Shadow & Man only recognizes Double Jeopardy as a fun game show.
They represented my ex-wives... all 1019 of them. Yes, none of the numbers match up, but that only shows you how good the law offices of Shadow, Man, & Locust used to be. Yep, I got sued by my own firm and had to pay out of my own stock shares.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Rex Necros wrote:*walks into shadowmans news agency office *
a)I have a proposition for use shadoowman either you let me broadcast disection fo celeberity and idioctic politions on your news agency
b)I steal your dna clone you kill you and replace you with my own puppet
those are your choices
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:Rex Necros wrote:*walks into shadowmans news agency office *
a)I have a proposition for use shadoowman either you let me broadcast disection fo celeberity and idioctic politions on your news agency
b)I steal your dna clone you kill you and replace you with my own puppet
those are your choices
The best way to start a totalitarian regime: control the media.
The best way to supplement that: Equip the satellites with lasers.
*Space laser deep fries Rex Necros*
Rex Necros wrote:Shadowman wrote:The best way to start a totalitarian regime: control the media.
The best way to supplement that: Equip the satellites with lasers.
*Space laser deep fries Rex Necros*
*bats away the laser then destorys shadowmans control equipment*
Now to take over and make this my own *aims his ion cannon at shadowmans satellite net work cripling it*
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:Rex Necros wrote:Shadowman wrote:The best way to start a totalitarian regime: control the media.
The best way to supplement that: Equip the satellites with lasers.
*Space laser deep fries Rex Necros*
*bats away the laser then destorys shadowmans control equipment*
Now to take over and make this my own *aims his ion cannon at shadowmans satellite net work cripling it*
You can't bat away an orbital laser barrage any more than you can bat away a headache! You're dead! Or at least, partially dead. Or undead?
And that thing with the Ion Cannon? Coma dream.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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