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News Credits: 49 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:09 pm

Or (All I want for Christmas is the Genocide of every idiot on the planet)

Ok, so before people start saying "omg thats mean" or "Hugo, you are one disturbed mother 'Shut yo mouth'" Also, you need to understand words I may use occasionally, and what I actually mean.

Retard - A Person who was born with no handicaps, yet idolizes Steve-O, and others like him.
Children - People 18+ years or older, who haven't earned the right to be called an adult.

We need to get rid of all the idiots. By idiots, I don't mean mentally handicapped or mentally retarded. I mean the punk rock kids who think they're badass because they just watched MTV, the prissy valley girls who I'd hoped died out after Clueless but end up getting their own shows on Ion, Travel Channel, and VH1.

This is why we need to get rid of all the idiots.

I have a history of photography class this semester Monday and Wednesday afternoon. In fact, I just got out of class at 5:45. Anyway, the class begins at 4:30 in the visual arts building. Where if you go to IPFW, the VA building is behind the music hall and theaters, which means the parking lot will share the same parking lot with a medical building that is currently being built.

I park my car and start walking towards the VA building, I'm getting near the construction site. All of a sudden I hear someone(a male voice) scream "HELP ME," instantly I'm on edge, I start moving quicker towards the construction site. I hear someone scream again "SOMEONE HELP ME."

Now, we all know the difference between a yell and a scream. If we hear someone yell "Hey!" we make glance to see if it's someone we know. This was not a yell, this was a "HOLY JESUS F***ING CHRIST IT'S A LION GOD HELP ME" type scream.

So at this point I'm hurrying my tubby ass towards the construction site, fearing that some retarded student decided to climb the fence, fell and was impaled on a rebar(if only.)

I hear "HELP ME" again, in full out scream. I turn the corner and in the direction of the scream, two punk-ass kids laughing. I see one of them scream it again.

I have never been so close to actually being arrested on murder charges in my entire life. I may have joked around saying "I wanna kill that bastich" and all that. But this time, I was close to actually doing it.

What kind of damned idiot thinks it's funny to scream "help me" at the top of their lungs, near a construction site no less.

I was angry, fuming. But I went off to class, knowing well that the universe will get payback.

I friggin' hate children. We really need to stop coddling kids, letting them do whatever the hell they want without consequence, so they grow up as pricks who breeze their way through high school and college.

We need to raise back up the education standards, let kids play tag, and weed out the idiots who ruin society for us today.

News Credits: 8 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:26 pm

Hey I been saying kill the idiots for years

Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:31 pm

Its all good, Hugo. Just make sure to ask them for extra ketchup packets while you are waiting for them to cook up your fries at McDonald's next month.

Losers.

Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:35 pm

That really is despicable. Let me tell you, If that were my kids doing that, I'd probably be holding them so you could beat the sh*t out of them. I try to do a good job of raising them, & I really hope they don't turn out like that. They shouldn't. I try my best to teach them to treat others the way they want to be treated.

Eh, I wouldn't worry...if they keep that sort of crap up, one way or another they'll get what's coming to them.

News Credits: 349 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:47 pm

Should have told them, "I called 9-11, what's the emergency? Oh, no emergency? I guess the police can arrest you when they get here."

That would have scared the little bastards. :grin:

News Credits: 2 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:01 pm

I can only hope my two sons turn out better than that. I'm gonna really try. You know, I'd really love a daughter. But I'm so afraid that in this day and time that they'd just end up putting drunken, slutty pictures of themselves online and give my family a bad name that I really don't even want to try. My boys will probably cause enough grief.

Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:15 pm

Fender Bender wrote:That would have scared the little bastards.

Exactly. Scare them, don't kill them.

I mean, who would we have left to wash dishes, cook fast food, emtpy the port-o-potties, clean the cages at the zoo, clean public toilets, pave roads, give out samples at the grocery store, sell me cigarettes at the quik stop, collect my garbage every Thursday, pick up road kill, and mop up the porno theaters?

Not me. I say let 'em live.

News Credits: 2 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:18 pm

If you knock them out just quickly enough, the head trauma might either erase their short-term memory (Thus meaning only you'd know of the incident), make them mentally retarded (An upwards step for them), or handicapped.

If you're lucky, you might get all three!

Although Fender Bender had a pretty good idea there.

News Credits: 1 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:49 pm

I think there's a little bit of stupid inside all of us.
That aside, I think Hugo is on to something.
Now, killing is maybe a tad extreme, but a few examples won't hurt, maybe it'll get a message. Of course, people like that wouldn't care. They'd go back to thier happy little crack induced dreams.
Then again, maybe they'll kill each other off.
Oh joy!

News Credits: 3 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:59 pm

Harsh, yet completely justified. I mean, what if it was a cop that responded to this instead of you? Would this idiot be arrested for it? I mean, wouldn't it at least be obstructing a law enforcement agent in the course of his or her duty (because in the course of this event, the cop that responds could be responding to a legitimate emergency, and this distraction would prevent them from doing so)?

Sad that such idiots truly exist.

News Credits: 4 · Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:54 pm

you should've given them a reason to keep on screaming "Help Me"...

Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:34 pm

Homer wrote:sell me cigarettes at the quik stop

Cancer merchants!!

Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:23 am

Apparently they were never taught the whole boy that calls wolf story as a child. I remember yelling for help when I was about four or five and I got the **** smacked out of me when we got home. Needless to say, it never happened again.

Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:26 am

Just smack them about being scum for taking advantage of another person's generocity. If they give any more ****, ask if it were real, would they like you wondering if it was a joke. Then, if still in denial, toss them over the construction fence. Or into a lion's cage. See if they believe your point now.

As an aside, one of my 1st words was help, or 'halp!'... which I said while hanging from my family's dresser a good 3 or 4 feet off the ground. Managed to scale it only to have my feet slip out when my hands grabbed the top ledge.

Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:42 am

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:
Homer wrote:sell me cigarettes at the quik stop

Cancer merchants!!

FTMFW!

*starts throwing Marlboros @ Nemesis Cyberplex*

News Credits: 129 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:37 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:Or (All I want for Christmas is the Genocide of every idiot on the planet)

Great, someone else who wants me dead...

News Credits: 49 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:51 pm

Counterpunch wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:Or (All I want for Christmas is the Genocide of every idiot on the planet)

Great, someone else who wants me dead...

See, theres is a huge difference between idiot and insane. You rank insane. I have no problem with the insane, after all, it's a fine line between genius and insanity.

News Credits: 32 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:24 pm

SnapTrap wrote:you should've given them a reason to keep on screaming "Help Me"...

Yes. That's why I always keep a hockey mask and a chainsaw in the truck of my car.

Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:34 pm

sadly, society is getting more retarded. the young people in this country are a disgrace. just turn on mtv and watch a second of the real world(is that show still on?) or that hills show with those slutty bimbos and you'll see what's considered cool nowadays. now it's almost hip to be totally retarded and unintelligent. two words, paris and britney. enough said.

News Credits: 3 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:00 pm

Kimmer wrote: two words, paris and britney. enough said.

Paris actually got quieter since her stint in jail. Britney... needs to be thrown into an insane asylum and the key "accidentally" lost...

News Credits: 3 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:11 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Kimmer wrote: two words, paris and britney. enough said.

Paris actually got quieter since her stint in jail. Britney... needs to be thrown into an insane asylum and the key "accidentally" lost...

I'd like to see this happen too...

Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:41 pm

ShGarland_1383 wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:
Kimmer wrote: two words, paris and britney. enough said.

Paris actually got quieter since her stint in jail. Britney... needs to be thrown into an insane asylum and the key "accidentally" lost...

I'd like to see this happen too...

Random fact that I don't even know why I know: Paris Hilton only made it to the 11th grade.

News Credits: 972 · Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:18 pm

Doesnt help that society rewards idiots like this kid.http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23067624-5015729,00.html

Have a huge party while your parents are out of the state, have 400 people crash it, because you advertised it on myspace, have the cops waste $20,000 to control the mob, then get paid to go on tv interviews and get offers to host Big Brother and such.

A quick bullet to the head would be much more fitting. (and if all the hippies and rights activists complain too much, shoot him in both knee caps to teach him a lesson.)

Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:39 pm

SnapTrap wrote:you should've given them a reason to keep on screaming "Help Me"...

That's what I was thinking. Bludgeon them with our bookbag, just don't get any of their blood on you

But this also rings true:

Homer wrote:
Fender Bender wrote:That would have scared the little bastards.

Exactly. Scare them, don't kill them.

I mean, who would we have left to wash dishes, cook fast food, emtpy the port-o-potties, clean the cages at the zoo, clean public toilets, pave roads, give out samples at the grocery store, sell me cigarettes at the quik stop, collect my garbage every Thursday, pick up road kill, and mop up the porno theaters?

Not me. I say let 'em live.

Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:57 pm

Random fact that I don't even know why I know: Paris Hilton only made it to the 11th grade.

wow, that's ten more grades that i'd give her credit for. i'm sure she bought or sucked her way through those eleven grades. my money's on sucked. oh, and we can't forget britney jr. lil ol' sis is following right behind her big sis. how long do u think it'll be before they start shooting porn flicks?