The Energon Pub

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:59 pm

Here's a tribute to fan favorite... Wheelie!
And his undeniable destiny... Wheelimus Prime! (eventually)

So let's dedicate this thread for our future great leader. By doing what he does best: creating Rhymes!

(What ever you wanna say here... please rhymes only. Thanks) :grin:

Here goes:

To start the year, we give Wheelimus a cheer!

by **Defcon!** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:42 pm

Me grimlock will rhyme for friend wheelie anytime! Because him wheelie friend till the very end!

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:52 pm

Defcon!,

Thanks for joining,
let's keep this going!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:57 pm

Wheelie is happy to see this thread,
and gives thanks to the lord for his daily bread.

To Auto Bot for being a sport,
and Defcon for his staunch support.

One day Wheelie shall be your leader,
with his Deputy Blurr, the nefarious speeder.

Decepticons will tremble when they hear my name,
Wheelie shall rise to the heights of fame.

Until Optimus Prime comes back from the dead,
Wheelie shall serve you all in his stead.

Hot Rod, Magnus, Kup and Arcee,
All can't help but nod and agree.

Wheelie will prove he is right for the job,
and hopes you won't join that approaching lynch mob.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:05 pm

He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.

by **Defcon!** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:18 pm

Me wheelie wont die just strive to survive! To all those who come scream TILL ALL ARE ONE!!!!!!!

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:29 pm

Roll on the floor and laugh out loud, :lol:

You guys make Wheelimus proud! :SMUG:

by **Defcon!** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:06 pm

It's been a heck of a year as wheelie can see!

With Hotrod and Springer fighting over Arcee!

With Unicron dead we can sleep easily in bed!

Except for Unicrons big fat orbiting head!

I've made lots of friends this year and some in the past but all of the Decepticons can kiss my orange A--!

If Optimus Prime should happen to fall!

Me Wheelie will be there to pick up the ball!

So don't fret and never fear!

THE YEAR OF WHEELIMUS IS FINALLY HERE! :grin:

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:51 am

Tekka and Defcon!, these rhymes are really awesome!
Both you and Wheelie will make such a threesome! :lol:

(Amazing poems, lads. Amazing!
You set the road a blazing!)

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:54 am

Sherade wrote:He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.

Sherade's rhyme is no small fry,
Good rhymes like this is hard to come by. ;;)

by **Dragonoth** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:23 am

I wish that I had something to say, but I'm not good at rhyming that way.

Wheelie, it seems, has more than we know, to rhyme like that in every show.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:26 am

Sherade wrote:He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.

Wheelie gets a thread because he's so insane,
but your useless banter is really quite inane.

Your vocals run without refrain, singing "Wheelie should be dead",
but Wheelie has a rhyme for you, to fill your heart with dread.

Him Grimlock friend, and to you I say "Don't mess with us peon",
for if your jive results in rage, you'll be lunch on Junkion.

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:38 pm

Me wheelie hung over from energon shots! While partying and dancing with other drunk bots! The time has come to stand and cheer! For the year of WHEELIEMUS is finally here!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:41 pm

Your Wheelie talks like a Dinobot,
if he were in school he'd never be a swot.

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:49 pm

Wheelie say you right alright will fix my speech to make it tight! Wheelie speech was right i thought, but did come off like dinobot! :grin:

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:20 pm

Ah.. all these rhymes are music to the ears,
Feels high, like standing on top of the Sears!

by **Dragonoth** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:45 pm

They say, in Japan, Wheelie doesn't rhyme. He's just a badass all the time.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:08 am

Perhaps that Wheelie, hailing from the distant east,
would share with us a haiku, or a senryu at least.

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 am

When things are disarray.
Wheelie saves the day.
So to Wheelie, let's all pray.
And we'll all have a happy day!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:06 am

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
he's brave and he's fearless come what may,
without him the mission would go astray.

He's Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
Without him life would suck most severely.
Plus he's handsome trim and I mean it so sincerely.
the superiority is seen quite clearly.

He's Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
He's never been mistaken for Frenzy or Rumble,
and if on Decepticon turf he happens to tumble,
their defense will surely crumble.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
his command of senseless rhyming is uncanny,
how come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
More colourful than a yellow water lily,
and if you're in Japan you are quite lucky really,
'cause at least his name isn't Billy.

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:47 am

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:38 pm

Urgh to kill rising with no wheelie love its not suprising.
I think i will now leave before my eyes start to bleed.
it kind of rhymes at this time.

by **NiteStar** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:13 am

I think wheelie is gay.
He stares at Rodimus all day.

Or maybe he's into the young stuff.
Holding back from Daniel must be tuff.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:25 am

Surely this must all be slander,
or is it your desire to which you pander?

Most would go for Starscream and Megs,
not for Wheelie humping at Rodimus' legs.

by **NiteStar** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:02 am

Pander? Oh my dear friend surley you jist.
Accusations like that would make NiteStar pist.

However I see how Starscream and Megs would be a nice Pick.
But I think Wheelie has an eye for Rodimus's d*ck. :-P