The Energon Pub

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:29 pm

Burn wrote:Amazing the US military haven't recruited your hands for chemical warefare then

What's "warefare?" I'm assuming you were trying to type "warfare." Learn to spell before trying a battle of wits. Rookie.

P.S.: Whirl is a turd. >:oP

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:47 pm

Shut your piehole.

About the spelling, not Whirl.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:50 pm

Get a room, you two. :lol:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:54 pm

We do. You're in it.

Pervert.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:59 pm

Burn wrote:We do. You're in it.

Pervert.

I thought that might be your reply. I'm just messin'. I enjoy your jabs.
Carry on. :lol:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:14 am

So you've tried airing it out and washing it, to no avail. That means air and water are out. The other elements you can apply are earth and fire. So you can either bury it or Burn it.

If you plan on growing another 1 of your little vegetable gardens, though, I suggest not poisoning the ground with such a vile entity. I know crap is good fertilizer, but in this case "piece of crap" is just a metaphor. In case you're confused. >:oP

And when I type "Burn it," I don't mean fornicate with it. Just clearing that up in advance, in case you want to claim confusion later on. I know how you are.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:01 pm

I was thinking with the storms around at the moment I might attach him to a nice big piece of aluminium and leave him in the park across the road.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:05 pm

Burn wrote:I was thinking with the storms around at the moment I might attach him to a nice big piece of aluminium and leave him in the park across the road.

Why? So he would fly away?

News Credits: 1 · by **SkyWarpt** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:24 pm

Man Down! Man Down!!!

by **Optimum Supreme** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:26 pm

Well, if it didn't smell before, I'm sure the baby drool will help.

by **VioMeTriX** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:46 pm

I got a smelly air razor back in the days.... had to get rid of her, the stench was too much

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:51 am

I know old thread, but I was checking the internet and ran across this. I just picked up a Whirl from TJ Maxx and it was funky. Kind of an electronics off gassing smell.

It wasn't room quite room filling, but definitely left its mark on my hands.

I've never had a TF figure smell any different from the rest and thought it was weird.

This is just the regular US release figure.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:40 am

carytheone wrote:I know old thread, but I was checking the internet and ran across this.

You were checking for stinky Whirls?

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:18 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:You were checking for stinky Whirls?

Yes...

Sadly, a second search didn't come up with any innuendos :-(

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:53 am

So a combination of ideas from Mykltron and Rodimus Prime ...

Buried in coffee.

See how he smells in a couple of days.

by **guarayakha** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:07 am

Maybe he'll give the coffee a richer aroma? :lol:

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:25 am

I hope you didn't just waste good coffee....... :-?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:29 am

Ironhidensh wrote:I hope you didn't just waste good coffee.......

I bought the cheapest kind I could find.

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:48 am

The last thing Whirl needs is caffeine.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:28 am

Are you still gonna use the coffee afterwards?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:36 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:Are you still gonna use the coffee afterwards?

i nominate this for post of the day. :lol:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:59 am

Ironhidensh wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Are you still gonna use the coffee afterwards?
i nominate this for post of the day.

I'm just saying, Burn is a bit of a freak. He might like the extra kick Whirl's BO adds.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:39 am

Burn, I forget, have you ever actually described the smell?
Is it in the chemical range, rotting flesh category, or does it contain more fecal notes?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:15 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Are you still gonna use the coffee afterwards?
i nominate this for post of the day.
I'm just saying, Burn is a bit of a freak. He might like the extra kick Whirl's BO adds.

Sorry boys, but I don't even drink coffee!

Cobotron wrote:Burn, I forget, have you ever actually described the smell?
Is it in the chemical range, rotting flesh category, or does it contain more fecal notes?

It stinks, I ain't gonna sniff it long enough to really find out.