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Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:43 pm

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
Weapon: Arc-Welders
This past week my computer charger fried so I have been spending more time playing with figures, reading comics and such. I have decided it would be fun to do some skits and fun things like I have seen others do. All of you have inspired me :-D

Without further ado, here is a skit with some new (old) figures I bought used at a local TF con in my area. I had to fix Megatron IRL so I thought that this would be a neat skit to do.

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Megatron: *HAAACK COUGH COUGH*
Ratchet: Was it something that you ate?
Megatron: *HAAAAAAAAACK COUGH COUGH*
Ratchet: Maybe I should help. I can see the rust leaking from your battery compartment.

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Megatron: No...*wheeze*...I do not need your help....Autobot...
Ratchet: Oh come on. You can barely speak.

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Ratchet: You were Wrecker's birthday gift so I have no choice but to fix you.
Megatron: You just want to *wheeze* stab me with medical implements.
Ratchet: We may not get along but if we are to share the same toy shelf I do not want to be stepping in your rust. Besides, as a medic I swore an oath not to harm.
Megatron: Fiiine.

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Ratchet: Now let's see here. I just have to pry these nasty batteries out of your backside.
Megatron: !!!
Ratchet: It's for your own good.

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(This is how fixing him went in real life, plus some vinegar and baking soda to get all the rust and corrosion out. After letting him dry over nite he works just fine with fresh batteries.)

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*Later in the recovery room*
Megatron: I SPEAK! FEAR ME!
Ratchet: Told you so...
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby BG the Robit » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:03 pm

Motto: "I'm a AA Battery. Goodbye."
Weapon: Grenade Launcher
;)^
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby Ig89ninja » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:06 pm

Motto: "To troll, or be sincere, that is my question"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
:-? Hmm, :D nice start
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby Sigma Magnus » Sun Aug 27, 2017 9:53 am

Motto: "You may not like it, you may not understand it. But that does not mean it cannot exist."
Weapon: Sword
Ah, corroded batteries...glad he wasn't beyond repair. Megatrons just aren't as intimidating with smoker's cough. :lol: And good work so far, keep it up!
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:12 am

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
Weapon: Arc-Welders
Sigma Magnus wrote:Ah, corroded batteries...glad he wasn't beyond repair. Megatrons just aren't as intimidating with smoker's cough. :lol: And good work so far, keep it up!

Aww thanks dude! I already have an idea for my next skit.
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:54 pm

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
Weapon: Arc-Welders
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Wheeljack: This "Birdwatchin'" thing is kinda boring.
Ratchet: I find these feathered Earth creatures rather fascinating.
Wheeljack: See anything Doc?


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Ratchet: Don't look now but...

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Wheeljack: He's headin' right for us!
Ratchet: And you were bored. *deploys scalpel blades*

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Wheejlack: Aww look, he's running away.

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Ratchet: Does that seem suspicious to you?
Wheeljack: He'd never beat both of us in a fair fight.
Ratchet: I wonder what he's planning....

Find out what happens in the next segment!
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:37 pm

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
Weapon: Arc-Welders
For today's escapade we are going to have to deal with the patented Potato Cam (TM) because my usual camera is out of batteries. I'm not going to be hiking up an icy hill to replace them so Potato Cam (TM) it is.

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Ratchet: I'm not sure what to think about Wrecker's new gift.

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Wheeljack: Ehh I knew Soundwave was up to something fishy...
Ratchet: This must mean there are TWO of them now.

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Wheeljack: ?!
RiD Ratchet: Is this a bad time?
Wheeljack: I think your uhh, other, grumpier you may have missed the 'you are a toy' discussion.
RiD Ratchet: I'll talk to him.

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RiD Ratchet: You know Christmas is about peace on Earth and good will twards mechs, right?
TFP Ratchet: Well I suppose this once. *lays down weapons*

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Merry Christmas! And to all a good nite!

(The candle is battery powered for saftey and the Potato Cam (TM) is actually a kindle)
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby Ig89ninja » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:16 pm

Motto: "To troll, or be sincere, that is my question"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
The Decepticons are multiplying!
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby Chibi Starscream » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:43 pm

Motto: ""You and what army, you maxi turkey?!""
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I love your skits Wrecker Jack!
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:16 am

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
Weapon: Arc-Welders
Chibi Starscream wrote:I love your skits Wrecker Jack!

Thanks! Always happy to hear someone besides me gets some amusement out of these. I am planning to do another within the next month or so.
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby WreckerJack » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:19 pm

Motto: "The complain train is leaving the station."
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SS: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream will be your Valentine!
Pyra Magna: I am NOT going out with a Decepticon!
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Re: Wrecker's Robot Escapades

Postby Ig89ninja » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:21 pm

Motto: "To troll, or be sincere, that is my question"
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pfft, classic Starscream :lol:
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