The Dairycon Fabulous Fourteen Reveal!

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Dairy!.....Dairy!….Dairy!......
Dairycons, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dairycons are on the Move,
Dairycons are on the Loose!
Feel the Magic, Taste the Cheese,
Dairycons will Moo!
(Moo?)
(Shush, Heffer!)
Dairy, Dairy, Dairy, Dairycons, MOO!
Dairy, Dairy, Dairy, Dairycons, MOO!
Dairy, Dairy, Dairy, Dairycons, MOO!
Dairy, Dairy, Dairy, Dairycons, MOO!
Dairycon!
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Excelsior, Moo-Believers!
As noted in our previous Dairycon Announcement:
We revealed Overdrive Convoy, the Dairycon 2014 Lucky Draw Exclusive! Combined with [url=Bunny Convoy]http://dairylandtransfans.com/2014fig1.html[/url], the Dairycon 2014 Regular Raffle Exclusive, it's turning into quite the show!
There was mention of a 'Fabulous 14' Assortment (celebrating 14 years of Dairycon in the Fandom) and along with the interesting super-song lyrics, it's finally revealed:
Dairycon Fabulous Fourteen Assortment!
Part One:

Clutterbug
Allegiance: Dairycon Classic
Function: Salvage
Quote: "Catch as catch can!"
Profile:'Disorganised' is a nice way of describing Clutterbug. Anything that gets thrown out, she'll drag back again. Believes everything has some sort of value, and should be kept for future use. As a result, her nest looks like a hoarder's paradise, with piles of this and that scattered all over. The uber-packrat.
Abilities: Clutterbug has excellent sensors; she's able to detect raw materials from several feet down, even in a landfill. Can analyze the content of an object an instantly give a breakdown of its composition. Serrated pincers can cut thru most materials. In times of extreme crisis, she can unleash all her energy into one spark-attack, but this action leaves her defenseless afterwards.
Weaknesses: Her messiness is her greatest flaw; even Blot thinks she should spruce up a little. Telling her she needs to clean things up will be met with cold stares and silence. Not much of a team player.

Shining Spider
Function: Espionage Director
Quote: "I'm More Than Meets the Fly!"
Profile: This Gold Bug has a storied history. As the right-hand 'bot to the Autobot Leader, he's been on many adventures and survived to tell the tale. After an encounter with the Decepticon Sixshot that resulted in Metroplex abandoning his team, The former Throttlebot commander went into hiding. Lost during the era that Transformers turned into animals, he eventually turned up in the future sporting a new look and a new name.
Abilities: Shining Spider is the matured version of his former self. Hailing from the future, SS has the ability to remain undetected in altmode, as well as an unusual immunity to both Scraplets and the Hate Plague. Can shoot webbing of any size that traps and incapacitates his enemies just like flies, while he probes them for information. Has unusual strength for his frame. Carries a molecular transfer device, an old weapon that doesn't seem to fit his current profile.
Weaknesses: His Expectations Shattered by his former comrades, Shining Spider leads a new team in his quest for Justice. Cracks jokes that none of his enemies find funny. Still makes public service announcements to humans, much to their dismay. Considered by all to be an Amazing Friend

Danger Convoy
Function: Secret Agent
Quote: "Blast!"
Profile: The world's greatest secret agent; so secret in fact, that his codename has a codename. He speaks 14 languages fluently, including some extraterrestrial ones. He regularly balances himself on his index paw. Referred to as the "Mouse Convoy" by Uncle Whiskey Breath.
Abilities: A practitioner of the ancient martial art of kung-metallo; having bitten off a piece of the oracle, he was endowed with special Convoy of Justice powers, turning him into Danger Convoy.
Weaknesses: Longs to give up his role as a Convoy of Justice and return to his music career. Can't decide on his DJ handle, though he is leaning toward 'Convoy Mouse'. Paws, while strong, are useless for holding weapons.
Wow! Now that's what I call a Fabulous PreReg Assortment!
They're calling it Part One, so that means there's a Part Two ( Moo? ) on the way!
I can't wait!
And you shouldn't wait, either! Don't hesitate, register for Dairycon 2014 today!
Friday and Saturday
April 25th and 26th, 2014
Ramada Plaza Hotel
Crystal Ballroom
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
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Dairycon 2014. A Fabulous Show. Fantastic Friends. An Udderly Good Time.
I'm on my way.