Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men
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Mar 19, 2010 at 12:32pm CDT
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Well, have no fear, Hasbro is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), Hasbro is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"
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Comment by Mkall
Mar 19, 2010
Choose from 2 flavours!
Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!
I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...
Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!
I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...
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Comment by Seibertron
Mar 19, 2010
Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?
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Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.
Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?
Comment by GuyIncognito
Mar 19, 2010
Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?
Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.
Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?
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Comment by Elvaan
Mar 19, 2010
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Comment by ConBotFormer
Mar 19, 2010
Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator! 
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
...They can call it, the AllGasim.
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
...They can call it, the AllGasim.
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Comment by Liftgate
Mar 19, 2010
"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."
Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.
I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.
Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.
I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.
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Comment by --B--
Mar 19, 2010
*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*
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LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?
Comment by Zeds
Mar 19, 2010
Elvaan wrote:
LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?
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Comment by Chaoslock
Mar 19, 2010
Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....
OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)
OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)
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Comment by mechabooks
Mar 19, 2010
Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous. 
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LOL!!!!! XD
That made my day!!!
Comment by megatonlover
Mar 19, 2010
ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
LOL!!!!! XD
That made my day!!!
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Comment by Zombie Starscream
Mar 19, 2010
Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."
"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."
"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."
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Comment by Bouncy X
Mar 19, 2010
the funniest part is the price.
like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol
like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol
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Comment by DevastaTTor
Mar 19, 2010
Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!
Transfomers has just jumped the shark.
Transfomers has just jumped the shark.
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Comment by Brakethrough
Mar 19, 2010
Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".
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Comment by SoundwavePrime
Mar 19, 2010
What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them 
lol but seriously what were they thinking
lol but seriously what were they thinking
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For some reason, that sounds just wrong...
Comment by Chaoslock
Mar 19, 2010
Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".
For some reason, that sounds just wrong...
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I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Comment by Solrac333
Mar 19, 2010
I'm gonna put it on my balls.
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Comment by nemesis-prime
Mar 19, 2010
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Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"
Comment by Zeds
Mar 19, 2010
omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"
