Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men
Friday, March 19th, 2010 12:32PM CDT
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Were you feeling lonely this past Valentine's Day? Do your best pickup lines never work? Are you looking for that little "something extra" to finally get the attention of ladies everywhere?
Well, have no fear, Hasbro is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), Hasbro is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"
You may order your very own Transformers cologne (available in Optimus Prime and Bumblebee varieties) by clicking here!
For continuing coverage on a wide variety of Transformers products, keep visiting Seibertron.com, the ultimate Transformers resource!
Well, have no fear, Hasbro is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), Hasbro is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"
You may order your very own Transformers cologne (available in Optimus Prime and Bumblebee varieties) by clicking here!
For continuing coverage on a wide variety of Transformers products, keep visiting Seibertron.com, the ultimate Transformers resource!
Credit(s): Hasbro, fragrancenet.com
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Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055988)
Posted by Mkall on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:35pm CDT
Posted by Mkall on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:35pm CDT
Choose from 2 flavours!
Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!
I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...
Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!
I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055993)
Posted by Seibertron on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:42pm CDT
Posted by Seibertron on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:42pm CDT
Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055995)
Posted by GuyIncognito on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:01pm CDT
Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.
Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?
Posted by GuyIncognito on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:01pm CDT
Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?
Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.
Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055997)
Posted by Elvaan on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:04pm CDT
Posted by Elvaan on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:04pm CDT
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056006)
Posted by ConBotFormer on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:46pm CDT
Posted by ConBotFormer on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:46pm CDT
Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator! 
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
...They can call it, the AllGasim.
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
...They can call it, the AllGasim.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056014)
Posted by Liftgate on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:58pm CDT
Posted by Liftgate on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:58pm CDT
"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."
Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.
I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.
Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.
I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056020)
Posted by --B-- on March 19th, 2010 @ 2:24pm CDT
Posted by --B-- on March 19th, 2010 @ 2:24pm CDT
*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056047)
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 3:35pm CDT
LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 3:35pm CDT
Elvaan wrote:
LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056061)
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:23pm CDT
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:23pm CDT
Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....
OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)
OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056063)
Posted by mechabooks on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:24pm CDT
Posted by mechabooks on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:24pm CDT
Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous. 
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056094)
Posted by megatonlover on March 19th, 2010 @ 5:57pm CDT
LOL!!!!! XD
That made my day!!!
Posted by megatonlover on March 19th, 2010 @ 5:57pm CDT
ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!
And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen"
LOL!!!!! XD
That made my day!!!
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056096)
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:02pm CDT
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:02pm CDT
Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."
"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."
"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056097)
Posted by Bouncy X on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:04pm CDT
Posted by Bouncy X on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:04pm CDT
the funniest part is the price.
like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol
like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056101)
Posted by DevastaTTor on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:19pm CDT
Posted by DevastaTTor on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:19pm CDT
Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!
Transfomers has just jumped the shark.
Transfomers has just jumped the shark.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056104)
Posted by Brakethrough on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:26pm CDT
Posted by Brakethrough on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:26pm CDT
Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056118)
Posted by SoundwavePrime on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:59pm CDT
Posted by SoundwavePrime on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:59pm CDT
What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them 
lol but seriously what were they thinking
lol but seriously what were they thinking
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056123)
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:12pm CDT
For some reason, that sounds just wrong...
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:12pm CDT
Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".
For some reason, that sounds just wrong...
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056126)
Posted by Solrac333 on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:24pm CDT
I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Posted by Solrac333 on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:24pm CDT
I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056141)
Posted by nemesis-prime on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:28pm CDT
Posted by nemesis-prime on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:28pm CDT
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056147)
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:47pm CDT
Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:47pm CDT
omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056150)
Posted by Delicon on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:50pm CDT
Feel free, but don't miss or it will sting.
Posted by Delicon on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:50pm CDT
omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Feel free, but don't miss or it will sting.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056167)
Posted by Megatron Wolf on March 19th, 2010 @ 9:43pm CDT
Posted by Megatron Wolf on March 19th, 2010 @ 9:43pm CDT
well its official the transformers brand has sold out. Who in their right mind would thing this was a good idea? Talk about milking the franchise for all its worth. Guess hasbros following George Lucas' method these days.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056174)
Posted by foxmorgan on March 19th, 2010 @ 10:02pm CDT
Posted by foxmorgan on March 19th, 2010 @ 10:02pm CDT
As only The Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds" could say... "NERDS!"... "I smell nerds".
I love Transformers, and that's my thing... but the last thing I need is to smell like a cheap mass produced product... I mean that's what KO's are for anyway.
I love Transformers, and that's my thing... but the last thing I need is to smell like a cheap mass produced product... I mean that's what KO's are for anyway.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056223)
Posted by Rated X on March 20th, 2010 @ 6:32am CDT
Posted by Rated X on March 20th, 2010 @ 6:32am CDT
I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056242)
Posted by joevill on March 20th, 2010 @ 8:37am CDT
I agree, they sure have sold out!
Posted by joevill on March 20th, 2010 @ 8:37am CDT
Delicon wrote:sold out
I agree, they sure have sold out!
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056245)
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 20th, 2010 @ 9:02am CDT
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 20th, 2010 @ 9:02am CDT
Well, they could have made something that was worse then this. 
Transformers: The Enema
Transformers Feminine Douche
Transformers Pregnancy Test Kits
Transformers themed barf bags for kids on airplane trips
A Transfomers themed toilet brush
And the list goes on.
Edit: One thing I forgot to add-
Why not Transformers toilet paper?
You could wipe Megatron's face on your rectum.
Transformers: The Enema
Transformers Feminine Douche
Transformers Pregnancy Test Kits
Transformers themed barf bags for kids on airplane trips
A Transfomers themed toilet brush
And the list goes on.
Edit: One thing I forgot to add-
Why not Transformers toilet paper?
You could wipe Megatron's face on your rectum.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056257)
Posted by Delicon on March 20th, 2010 @ 10:36am CDT
My prediction is that it will end up in Five Below and similar stores by the end of the year and we'll ALL be getting it for Christmas. I've already been given a Transformers animated lunchbox (I am 32 with no kids and haven't owned a lunchbox since at least 1986) so I seriously wouldn't doubt "Optimusk Prime" showing up in my stocking.
This seriously may be the worst idea in Transformers history.
Posted by Delicon on March 20th, 2010 @ 10:36am CDT
Rated X wrote:I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...
My prediction is that it will end up in Five Below and similar stores by the end of the year and we'll ALL be getting it for Christmas. I've already been given a Transformers animated lunchbox (I am 32 with no kids and haven't owned a lunchbox since at least 1986) so I seriously wouldn't doubt "Optimusk Prime" showing up in my stocking.
This seriously may be the worst idea in Transformers history.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056271)
Posted by Liftgate on March 20th, 2010 @ 1:16pm CDT
Posted by Liftgate on March 20th, 2010 @ 1:16pm CDT
Hey, the old metal lunch boxes are cool. I have one on my movie shelf to store all my audio/video/USB/etc cables in. The plastic ones, not so much. Put that and the cologne in a trash bag and set it at the curb for Wreck-Gar. 
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056304)
Posted by Blackstreak on March 20th, 2010 @ 3:29pm CDT
I can just hear all the girlfriends and wives out there: "Gee honey, you smell like lubricant this evening. Are you wearing that transformer cologne?"
And the response: "Yea baby, it's the new Energon aroma. Puts hair on your chest."
Posted by Blackstreak on March 20th, 2010 @ 3:29pm CDT
I can just hear all the girlfriends and wives out there: "Gee honey, you smell like lubricant this evening. Are you wearing that transformer cologne?"
And the response: "Yea baby, it's the new Energon aroma. Puts hair on your chest."
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056345)
Posted by GEEWUN on March 20th, 2010 @ 6:52pm CDT
.... You are a sad strange little man
Posted by GEEWUN on March 20th, 2010 @ 6:52pm CDT
omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.
....
You are a sad strange little man
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056363)
Posted by Praxus Prime on March 20th, 2010 @ 7:35pm CDT
Posted by Praxus Prime on March 20th, 2010 @ 7:35pm CDT
Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056382)
Posted by Delicon on March 20th, 2010 @ 9:14pm CDT
All kidding aside, I'm super duper curious as to what this smells like.
Not curious enough to buy it, mind you.
Posted by Delicon on March 20th, 2010 @ 9:14pm CDT
Praxus Prime wrote:Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?
All kidding aside, I'm super duper curious as to what this smells like.
Not curious enough to buy it, mind you.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056389)
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 20th, 2010 @ 10:09pm CDT
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 20th, 2010 @ 10:09pm CDT
It will probably smell like Prime's transmission fluid.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056729)
Posted by Kryptikore on March 22nd, 2010 @ 8:23am CDT
Posted by Kryptikore on March 22nd, 2010 @ 8:23am CDT
OMG!!! You have got to be kinding me! Sorry that will be a Mega-Pass!
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1057033)
Posted by zombiebunny on March 22nd, 2010 @ 9:13pm CDT
Posted by zombiebunny on March 22nd, 2010 @ 9:13pm CDT
I may be a girl but for some strange reason I feel obligated to buy it just for giggles and curiosity purposes........I mean, who doesn't want to smell like Optimus Prime and be a consumer whore at the same time?!
Maybe it was intended to spray on the toys? "NOW YOU FEEL PRETTY DON'T YOU MEGATRON?!"
Maybe it was intended to spray on the toys? "NOW YOU FEEL PRETTY DON'T YOU MEGATRON?!"
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