Translated Bios for Members of Unite Warriors EX Megatronia

Sigma Magnus wrote:

D-Maximus_Primal wrote:

Caelus wrote:

william-james88 wrote:

Caelus wrote:I should clarify that I was kidding about the burning thing. I imagine the sixth member of the team was simply kicked out.

I'm sure the Rust Dust repaint was the wildcard of the team, a real joker, but the team had to discard her. She wasn't playing with a full deck, just got out of hand, and Megaempress had to deal with her. Plus, her colors didn't suit the combined form at all. I'm sure when Megaempress threatened to give her the royal flush, the little motorcycle thought she was bluffing at first, but eventually she realized she couldn't stay. She probably decided that, combined with the rest of the team, she was just getting lost in the shuffle. Given there are some pretty deceitful individuals in that team, she may also have decided she should leave the fold before she got played. She'll miss being in a full house, I'm sure, but it was better than being cut.

How long did it take you to write that? I am speechless.

20 minutes between my posts, so I assume about 15 minutes.

I'm glad it entertained people. It felt like a moral obligation - I mean, someone had to do it, right?

And yeah, anyone can quote it as they feel it necessary.

I'm gonna quote it again since it is so awesome. It took me a minute to finally read it and catch my composure again. The pun count was so high I thought Cobotron might not even be able to deal with it.

This needs signatured by someone. it's too good to be buried in this thread and not shown off

I'm surprised Va'al hasn't by now!

MemphisR56 wrote:destruction fire engine.

MemphisR56 wrote:destruction fire engine.

MemphisR56 wrote:destruction fire engine.

MemphisR56 wrote:Howzat? Thats my interpretation. Anybody differ on anything?

Rough translations:

Megatronia

The strongest unite woman warrior is formed from the combination of Megaempress with her 4 Guards as limbs. Thanks to her fusion rail cannon being directly connected to the body's energy core, Megaempress's power is doubled, and she boasts of being in the top class of Scramble unite warriors. The glowing red edge of the unite sword Destopia [or Deathtopia] can use ultra-vibration to cut through any metal and even planets.

Megaempress

In Cybertron's underground, Megatron in his spare time manufactured parts to prepare as a base; once Megatron's equal, Megaempress ruled over the Woman Destrons. But Laserwave, fearing their/her presence, put her to sleep underground. She is the self-proclaimed wife of the Emperor of Destruction and Empress of the destrons. She is always accompanied by her body guards, who she has christened the 4 Guards and who possess specific abilities. The rail fusion cannon on her back has a destructive power comparable to Megatron's fusion cannon; using the "Judge Pickel" weapon, she can smash everything. She has a noble and greedy personality. She transforms into a destructive fire engine.

Lunaclub/Lunaclover

To act as her guards, Megaempress created twin female warriors, of which Lunaclub is the younger. She possesses the ability to manipulate the power of fire. Her weapon is the fire sword Flame Sword. With her selfish personality, her mental age in the 4 Guards is the lowest. She specializes in acrobatic flight, flying carefree through the sky. In the olden days, Lunaclub was a fan of Starscream, shadowing him like a stalker. She transforms into an attack helicopter.

Moonheart

To act as her guards, Megaempress created twin female warriors, of which Moonheart is the elder. She possesses the ability to manipulate the power of water. Her weapon is the ice sword Blizzard Blade. Unlike her younger sister, Moonheart is always stable and coolheaded. A loyal soldier, she is close to Megaempress and excels in performing her missions. She specializes in acrobatic flight, flying carefree through the sky. She pines for Soundwave, who she originally worked for as a medicinal assistant. She transforms into an attack helicopter.

Flowspade

Flowspade is a ninja mercenary and escort to Megaempress. She possesses the ability to manipulate the power of wind. Her weapon is the tornado-causing shuriken, Tornado Cutter. She is actually a spy sent to infiltrate the 4 Guards by Laserwave, but she was charmed by the Empress of Destruction's charisma and so discarded the title of ninja and became Megaempress's faithful retainer. With no passion for either side of morality, her motto is simply to be fair and square. With all of her martial arts knowledge, her high arm can be used as a sword. She transforms into a stealth car with the ability to disappear.

Trickdiamond/Trickdia

Trickdiamond is the one who rebooted Megaempress, giving her Scramble combination functions. She possesses the ability to manipulate the power of the earth's core. Her weapon is the earth-shocking shield, Quake Shield. She is always faithful to her self-interest, but a drawback is that her intrigue always has a poor endgame. Through the underworld, she can procure a potential supply of weapons and information from characters such as Swindle and the Quintessons. Rumors abound that she has a backroom deal with Unicron. She transforms into a power car.

Megaempress was created from spare parts from Megatron's construction in Cybertron's underground; once Megatron's equal, Megaempress formed and ruled over the Woman Destrons. But Laserwave, fearing her presence, stopped her functions and put her to sleep underground. She is the self-proclaimed wife of the Emperor of Destruction and Empress of the Destrons. She is always accompanied by her body guards, who she has christened the 4 Guards and who possess specific abilities. The rail fusion cannon on her back has a destructive power comparable to Megatron's fusion cannon; using the "Judge Pickel" weapon, she can smash everything. She has a noble and greedy personality. She transforms into a destructive fire engine.

Sabrblade wrote:

Delta Magnus wrote:Also, the knowledge that Walky and his brigade of numbskulls will probably be throwing a fit about them because SEXISM or something, and feeling the need to compensate by giving them snarky writeups on their sh*tty wiki fills my black heart with glee.

Ermm, from what I saw, the Wiki/Allspark folks are loving this reveal, so not sure what you're on about.

Caelus wrote:I should clarify that I was kidding about the burning thing. I imagine the sixth member of the team was simply kicked out.

I'm sure the Rust Dust repaint was the wildcard of the team, a real joker, but the team had to discard her. She wasn't playing with a full deck, just got out of hand, and Megaempress had to deal with her. Plus, her colors didn't suit the combined form at all. I'm sure when Megaempress threatened to give her the royal flush, the little motorcycle thought she was bluffing at first, but eventually she realized she couldn't stay. She probably decided that, combined with the rest of the team, she was just getting lost in the shuffle. Given there are some pretty deceitful individuals in that team, she may also have decided she should leave the fold before she got played. She'll miss being in a full house, I'm sure, but it was better than being cut.

REX-203 wrote:So this begs the question: What would her name be?