The Ultimate Caption Contest
Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride
176 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Judynator says:
Bee: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Go, go, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Brawn & Perpector: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angie Prime says:
Perceptor: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
Brawn: *almost falls off laughing*
Roadshadow says:
Dark purple snake thingy: God I hate Cedar Point!
Bumblebee: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Perceptor: Who's the onwer now, snake bitch?
Brawn: I'm gonna hurl!
Dark purple snake thingy: NOT on the tail!
DarkDranzer says:
Teen Perceptor: ALRIGHT!!! SCHOOLS OVER!! YEAH!!! IN YOUR FACE DROP OUTS!!! I'VE GOT OVER 99.99% ON MY FINAL EXAM RESULTS!!! WHOO HOO!!! HARVARD HERE I COME!!!
Teen Brawn: Hey watch it!! Bumblebee should we tell him what REALLY happened to Harvard
Zeedust says:
During long whatever-the-hell-that-is rides, Perceptor entertained the others with his rendition of "Bohemian rhapsody."
Godfather Bluto says:
Brawn: Perceptor, sit down or i'll knock you off.
By the way did you guys see Shockwave back there, IN MEGATRON.
BB: That's it we need to go to the animation department and kick some ass.
Perceptor: YOu guys while were hear i've just Con
Demona says:
BB: YEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Brawn: oh, man! this beats the mess outta Nitro!!
Percy: Yah, dragon! yah yah!
Rainbow Starscream says:
Brawn: Are we there yet? Perceptor: Look ma, no hands...Wwweeeeeee!!! Bumblebee: Perceptor! Don't make me stop this thing and come back there!
Anonymous says:
Brawn: How many times must I tell you to keep your arms inside while moving?
Perceptor: Screw that rule. It's not like anythings gonna--*promptly gets hit by a low hanging bridge, and falls off*
Shadow Fox says:
Perceptor- Oh baby that was liberating, yup, just 3 good buddies all wacking off together.
Brawn- Yes but please watch your step, energon is all over the floor.
Bumblebee- Mumble mumble....why do I always have to clean up these disgusting messes...
Asheron says:
well this is way beter than the bus !
Bumblebee : i think im gonna throw up...
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: To your right, you will see Megatron's shoulder connection, on your left his fuel, and if you look straight ahead, you will can rapidly see our doom approaching.
Bumblebee and Brawn: Oooooooooh...
Alirion says:
"Hey, who knew Megs's brain impulses had little faces that look kind of like angry hellhounds?"
Anonymous says:
keep your arms in the ride!!!
dammit there is nothing to put my hands in!!!!!
Anonymous says:
[Perceptor] We're inside the mind of the most powerful, most menacing Decepticon of all...Megatron!!!!
parkwood says:
HEY! you kids better settle down back there, or Ill turn myself around right now!
K-nonFodder says:
Bee" Perceptor i thought you said if i wack it i would feel better?" Perceptor" *shrugs*" Brawn "*ahhhh, oooooo ooooh *it worked for me lil man"
Anonymous says:
perceptor: help! this thing is riping me! i've been riped! bumblebee: let me wring its neck...i'll ripe it right back...brawn: i kinda like being riped...
Anonymous says:
PERCEPTOR: Screw the mission, this is way better! BRAWN: I didn't ask to come along, I got dragged into this! BUMBLEBEE: Aw shut up, the both of ya! CREATURE: Reeeeyyyyaaaargh! *Bites Perceptor immediately*
TetraReris says:
Bumblebee: See you grab it like this.
Perceptor: That is illogical. I like to stand up and wave my hands like this.
Brawn: Would you get your aftplates out my face Perceptor before I make you?!
Anonymous says:
(all together): "Hey now, if your baby leaves you, and you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down lonely street
to...Heartbreak Hotel.
You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die." (Bumblebee):&quo
thexfile says:
all : give us a O give us a U give us a T give us a O give us a B give us a O give us a T give us a S "outobots" yeyeeeeee
Galvatron says:
Electro-sperm sure are fast. Just remember to bail off when we reach the plasma egg!!!
Anonymous says:
Perceptor and Brawn:"A little less conversation, a little more action please....
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me....Ouuuhhh Yeaaah!!!" Bumblebee:"Oh no, not the Elvis Presley-express tour, too... Oh, plea
Beast Simpson says:
Brawn: Ride that rainboy boys!
Bumblebee: You bunk with him.
Perceptor: Nu-uh!
Anonymous says:
Percepter - "Come ride the train... and ride it! WOOO WOOO!!!" Bumblebee - "This is one ugly little sperm."
Anonymous says:
Brawn:"a howl neeewww woooorrrlllldd..."
Preceptor:"wrong movie"
Bumblebee: "how do you even know about that...thats way after our show!"
Brawn: "well how do you?"
Ratbat says:
Perceptor: Godammit Brawn, had you not wasted time with your wacky banter, this could have been avoided!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Brawn,"So then all of the sudden...."BBBBBEEEEPPPPP I'M SORRY THIS PICTURE HAS JUST EXCEEDED IT'S MAXIUM JOKE LIMIT,PLEASE CEASE ANY FURTHER JOKES,THERE ONLY GETTING WORSE.
Kup says:
Bumblebee: Go Falcor!!!
Perceptor: Watch out, the Nothing is chasing us.
Brawn: Not too high!
Anonymous says:
If you will all turn to your right, you can actually see Johnny Depp rehersing his lines for the new "Pirates of the Carribean" film.
Anonymous says:
And days later Brawn calmed down and sings along with Perceptor: "We're siiiiiingin' in the rain
Just siiiiiiingin' in the rain...
What a gloooorious feeeeeeling
we're haaaaappy again,
we're laughi
Anonymous says:
Quit complaining. This electro-tape worm was the only thing the rental place had left.
Anonymous says:
creature: Z'im Kurt Vagnah! I z'am the amazing Nightcrawler. all: SHUT UP!
Wazbot says:
Perceptor: And on your left, we have a blackened lump pretending to be Megatron's heart
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The guys go in search of Homeless Junkion,and The Ro-Man they've been missing for awhile
Anonymous says:
I can shoot tape casette bots outta' my chest too! No, really, watch! Mmmmm..ugh!..pant..pant..someday, I'll show you all.. sniff...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
You know when the Transformers first appeared on earth they promised technological advancment beyond our wildest dreams.Well folks here it is 2003 and this is the best they have to offer us? The 2004 Autobot Impulse. We've been swindled.
Redstreak says:
Perceptor: "Damn am I tired!" Bumblebee: "Sit down or--" Brawn: "Low bridge!!!!" KA-CHUNK.
Zu Darkness says:
Bumblebee: Yeahaa lets ride this badboy to megatron's spark. Brawn: Hey Prespector get you big fat A-- down. Perceptor: Now if my calulation are correct riding on this thing will lead up to megatron hearts so that....... Brawn having enough of
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Oh now I remember it was the band Cybertron the album was called Riding the Impulse the big hit The Heart of Cybertron's still Beat'n
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I could be wrong, but I swear this was an 80's album cover, maybe Boston,or Rush I don't know for sure.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Perceptor,"ADRIANNE,I DID IT ADRIANNE!" Brawn," Hey,Bumblebee,is he on drugs?" Bumblebee,"Who cares its a beautiful day lets just enjoy the ride."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Anybody else out there wondering where Brawn's left hand is? It does explain why Perceptor is standing.
Omega Supreme says:
Perceptor: Is it me or does this thing seem more like Decepticon sperm then a brain impulse??
Brawn: Gah mental image in head!!
Bumblebee: Well we'ld better hope Perceptor's wrong otherwise we could be going on a one way trip inside a
Exulted Unicron says:
B:Stop the ride, I feel sick.
BB: We can't we gotta gor ound three more times
P: Wheeeee
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: Wahoo!
Brawn: We've been Frizzeled!
Bumblebee: Come on Bus!
Do your stuff!
Roux says:
Bumblebee: Perceptor, Brawn! The ride operator told you to keep your arms on the thought impulse at all times, you're going to fall off!
Anonymous says:
Perceptor, Bumblebee & Brawn: We should be fightin' Decepticons/Instead we got high...
thexfile says:
Perceptor :oOo i do fear that the energion levels down here have somhow had a negative affect on this toy you found Bumblebee
Brawn: Toy !! who wants this for a toy !!!
Perceptor: i don't now but it was on the back of Bumblebee's
Anonymous says:
* (1982) [Dir.Allen Smithee] Bumblebee,Perceptor,Brawn,Anthony Perkins. Animated sequel to Fantastic Voyage Perkins returns as the voice of the thought impulse in a story about three Autobots shrunken down to oh does it really matter think about it do you
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"AAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!Oh...(pant)...huf..." "You o.k. honey?" "No,I had the Perceptor dream again."
Anonymous says:
Bumblee: Now, tell me why we are trying to slow down this cyber tapeworm again, Perceptor?
Perceptor:(screaming like a girl)Aiiieeeehhhhhhh!!!!
Brawn: Forget it Bumblebee, he lost it back at the ark when he found out his transformation was a microscope.
Anonymous says:
Brawn:Why do I feel a slight tingle in my rear axle?
Perceptor: Bumblebee, what did I say about your toy thingamabob?
Bumblebee: Uh-Oh Spagettios.
Anonymous says:
Brawn:"This is the best 'acid trip' I've ever had! Wheeeeeee!!!!!!" Bumblebee:"If this is your acid trip, how come I can see it?" Perceptor:"It must be mass hallucination, most likely
Anonymous says:
Combine the TMNT and the Micromasters and you get this: 3 teenage Autobots who ride monsters because they're drunk!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Trust me, this is way better than the banana boat ride at the beach!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Discharged disgracefully from the Autobots for violating Prime's don't ask don't tell policy Brawn,Bumblebee,Perceptor,and their new friend Jim J. Bullock proceed gayly in their forbidden love.
Anonymous says:
Brawn: "I knew I was going to regret this. Now I'm on Seibertron.com's Caption Contest!
Anonymous says:
"BB": ee' gwad this is a big worm ! "Perceptor": yah, i take pill that do that.. "Brawn": i'm a bit uncomforabler now guys
Shadow says:
Perceptor: Hey Bumblebee, are you licensed to drive electric worms? BB: Umm, no. But what could go wrong? Perceptor: We're doomed...
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: YEEE-HAW!! GET ALONG LITTLE DAWGIE!!!!
Bumblebee: DUDE! You sure you can drive this thing?!
Perceptor: Well, Those hillbillies on TV can...
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: Cursory valuations have revealed that we are indeed riding an electrically charged flying worm... thing.
Bumblebee: I miss WheelJack.
tony says:
"Brakes! BRAKES!" "Emm...I don't think brakes were invented for this thing" "NOOOO!!!!!"
RamJet says:
"Clear the lauchway, man! We're taking this baby to the moon!" C'mon! it's a Ctrong Bad reference!
Anonymous says:
And hours later...(Perceptor): Weeee are the champions, my friiiieend... Weeeeee will be fightiiing to the eeeeeend...!" (Brawn): "Stop singing, Perceptor or I'll throw you off! I swear! I can't take this anymore!!&
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: Eat your heart out Mary Poppins, umbrellas are for amatures!!!!
little_fly says:
inside megatron.... bumblbee: i carnt hang on mutch longer!!! preceptor
i think i am getting sleepy in here its hot!! huffer: atleast hang on!!!
little_fly says:
inside megatron.... bumblbee: i carnt hang on mutch longer!!! preceptor ow i think i am getting sleepy in here its hot!! huffer: atleast hang on!!!
Anonymous says:
Suddenly brawn ripped off his pants and took Perceptor and Bumblebee on a MIGICAL ride through autobot life cycle, including the famous sperm ride.
Anonymous says:
Preceptor: WOOOOOOOOO HE HAW LOOK AND ME MA, IM RIDING SOME CATTLE Bumblebee: alright brawn now u can beat on hiM Brawn: ooooooooooooooooo this feels nice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bumblebee: OMG THATS IT IM OUTA HERE *jumps to his death* god bless u bumbleb
Anonymous says:
(Perceptor): Who let the dogs out?! Whouw,... whow, whouw-whouw! Who let the dogs out?! Whouw,... whow, whouw-whouw! Yeaaaah! ..." (Brawn): "Oh great, now, he's gone totally crazy, Bumblebee." (Bumblebee): Leave
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Perceptor,Bumblebee,and Brawn's shameful celebration of the Chinese new year forces Prime to enact a two energon cube limit no matter what holiday it was.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: I just love choo-choo rides! Perceptor: 'Bee, stop this crazy thing!!!
Anonymous says:
Perceptor,"I'M A COWBOY ON THOUGHT IMPULSES I RIDE, AND I'M WANTED(WAAANNNTED)DEAD OR ALIVE." BRAUN,"That's it I warned you I hate that damn song now my fist goes right up your a$$."
Anonymous says:
(Perceptor):"Country Rooooaaad, take us hooooome!!! To the pl... (SMACK!!!! Brawn smacks Perceptor's butt) OOOOUUUUCH!" (Brawn):"Shut up, Perceptor!!!! I told u before that I hate this song!!!"
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: "If everything's to scale, we're each the size of a human hand, right. Therefore, Megatron's brain is roughly the size of 2 kegs of Beast Lite. So much computing power in such a small space, and all the hum
Anonymous says:
Proceprtor: akunamatata what a wounderful frase
Brawn: akunamatata aint no pasion kras
Bumble Bee: it means no worries for the rest of your days
Proceptor, Brawn, and Bumble Bee: is our problem free philosophy akunamatata
Anonymous says:
Remember: Only one will make it inside, fertilizing the egg, Thus creating new life.
Anonymous says:
Not even the Matrix could save Cybertron from the clutches of the Walt Disney Company...
Anonymous says:
Always the thrill-seeker, Perceptor ignores the "remain seated at all times" rule.
Anonymous says:
Coming soon to "Six Flags Over Cybertron": a fantastic virtual reality tour inside Megatron! See how this most evil Decepticon leader's mind works! FUN!!!
Kupp says:
Perceptor: "I'm on top of the World"
Bumblebee: "Dude, your scaring me"
Brawn: "I hope we don't sink"
Anonymous says:
(Perceptor)"Country Roooaaad! Take us hooome... to the plaaaace, we belooooong.... Miss Virginaaa..." (Brawn)"Chill out, Perceptor! I can't hear this anymore. Can you sing something a little more... hip hop alike like B
Anonymous says:
Country Roooaaad! Take us hooome... to the plaaaace, we belooooong.... Miss Virginaaa....
Anonymous says:
(Perceptor)Damn, this ride is bitchin!
(Bumblebee)Shut up you ass! At least your tall enough to go on the real roller coaster. Im tired of these damn kiddie rides.
Pokejedservo says:
This is basically's the Autobots attempt to "out-weird" the vision of Jesus Christ riding on a purple unicorn over the rainbow.
Anonymous says:
Me thinks Bumble Bee and the gang have see the Never Ending story WAY too many times
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Thought Impulse,"GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU OR I SWEAR I WILL EAT YOU CROTCH FIRST!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
A sad end,but some time after Transformers:The Movie Unicron's body was reassembled and turned into an amusement park. It was put into orbit around Cybertron and bought by Six Flags they named it Unicron Adventure this ride:The Chaos Bringer. Sad
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bad things happen when three Autobots share Tommy Chong's stash.
The Infamous One says:
Bumblebee, "Brawn, when you said you had something special between your legs, this isn't quite what we imagined!"
Ricochet says:
Perceptor: Look Ma, I am on the top of the world! Bumblebee: This is the last time we let Perceptor get on the ride after drinking too much energon.
Anonymous says:
custom made zoomer: 1800$
speeding tickets: 400$
Watching Percepter bean himself on the lowpass: priceless
Skyfire the Artist says:
Hey, what do you mean that we need two E tickets for this ride?
Anonymous says:
Percepter's last words: "Hey, hold my beer! Y'all watch THIS!!!"
Scattershot says:
This is how the autobots got from place to place after that whole action master ordeal.
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: "Hurry Bumblebee! If we don't stop this sperm cell, our mission to prevent Daniel's birth will fail!"
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: "KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME MICROSCOPIC POWER!!!"
Brawn: "There he goes again....."
SlagMaker says:
Brawn: "Oh well, at least this is cheaper than going to Six Flags. And everyone here speaks English."
computron says:
Brawl: don't even think of farting now preceptor!
Preceptor: I can flllyy!
BB: We're going to die...
computron says:
BB: any clue how to ride this thing?
Brawl: look mon with out hands!
Preceptor: look mom, I can do better than brawl!
computron says:
BB: why me? WHY me!?
Preceptor: Whoopie!
Brawl: Preceptor look out! *BAM*
Anonymous says:
bb:if we dont get this thing down primes gonna kill us. percep:soortaintly! brawn:nyuk nyuk nyuk!
GoldBuggin says:
Percepter: Whoppie!
Brawn: Keep your arms and legs in... ya twit...
Bumble Bee: Wheres the Barf bag?
gir says:
Seibertrons opened a theme park.
Brawn: "I don't like this ride!"
Bumblebee: "So this is where Seibertron's energy is going?"
Anonymous says:
Brawn: Yeehaw!! Now THIS is what I call a tail ride!
Perceptor: Whee! Joyride!
Bumblebee: Oh my god, I think I'm gonna hurl...
Anonymous says:
Perceptor: I'm onna Hiiiiiighway to hell! Hiiiiighway to hell! I'm onna...
davewelttf says:
Perceptor: Yahooo! This is more fun than that "Top Thrill Dragster" at Cedar Point!
Brawn: Well I can't have any fun if you're standing on my foot!
tf dutchie says:
Bb: This thing goes faster than a roller-coaster! Brawn: I'm going to be sick. Perceptor: you mean a virus-ride.
PhoenixPrime says:
Perceptor: Awe, aren't the Venicetron canals beautiful this time of year? Bumblebee: Brawn, I think you were right about Perceptor
PlasmaRadio says:
Perceptor: "BEST MARCH BREAK EVER! WOO!"
Bumblebee: "Shut up, putz."
Perceptor: "Well, when are we going to get rowdy?"
Anonymous says:
Brawn and Perceptor:"Ride 'em pardner!"
Bumblebee:"Guy's next time you walk the dog or just get a cat."
Jeremy says:
brwan: bumblebee what kind of car is this? BB: the same car that makes me look like a car worth peoples time
