The Ultimate Caption Contest
Deszaras with a human boy
91 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Evil Eye says:
"Wwow, I can't believe I'm actually meeting Deathsaurus!"
"It's Deszaras."
"let's not start that one again..."
Zeedust says:
Aside from being the leader of the Decepticons, Deathsaurus was also the mastermind behind another, far more sinister organization: NAMBLA.
Roadshadow says:
Optimus Prime *Reading this*: Uhh...okay, is this supposed to be manga or a Japanese sublimanal message?
Zeedust says:
Um, the last line of my last submssion was supposed to be "I thought only the Autobots got stuck babysitting." Sorry about that...
We need a way to fix typos on these things.
What do you mean *you* don't smartass?
It's NOT ju
Zeedust says:
Deathsauras/Dezarus/Deathsource/Giant Space Chicken: "Optimus will never hurt a human. Go rip off his scrotum and bludgeon him senseless with it."
Kid: "Yes SIR!" *Runs off*
D/D/D/GSC: "That oughta get me some peace and qu
shockwave_inoz says:
Well, it looks as though Michael Jackson's plastic surgery has gone too far this time, and we already thought it had done that! That kid better watch out, too - his haircut could be considered a deadly weapon!!
Zeedust says:
Boy: "Behold the cut of my hair, in modern style! It posesses body and tone!"
Deathsaurus: "So does my shiny metal butt, kid, now quit talking like a freak and go get yourself a decent haircut."
Zeedust says:
Boy: "Look! We're speaking Japanese!"
Deathsaurus: "That's it? That's the joke?"
Boy: "Yes! Pretty weak, huh?"
*Both laugh, then a brief pause.*
Deathsaurus: &
Shadow Fox says:
Deszaras (English translation)- Yes I can transform my robo genetailia when I like, Now come back with me, I have candy and a nice BIG 'surprise' waiting for you back at HQ!!!
omega icecream says:
boy;i cant understand you deszaras,what language are you speaking?deszaras;ching -chong, ing!
Zeedust says:
Boy: "That's not a Destron! It's a gaint chicken!"
Boo-zarus: "BUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAWK!"
*Boo-zarus whips out a plasma mine blaster and reduces the kid to his component particles. The hapless, gree
Zeedust says:
"My, grandma, what big hands you have!" "The better to crush you like the pitiful insect you are with, worthless fleshling!"
K-nonFodder says:
Japanesse writings = Only you can prevent forest fires- i guess we didn't realize Japan didn't have any bears
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: I was hurt, but I'm okay! (mutters) Curse you Star Sabre!
Kid: Hi, Mr. Robot! What're you saying?
Deszaras: Oh piece of...
Anonymous says:
"We could be saying 'ought - they can't read our text bulloons."
Anonymous says:
"Once again I have saved the freedom of all freedom loving peoples everywhere!""Thank you, Super Mighty Zord of Truth, Justice and Twinkies!"
Ricochet says:
The boy is giving ultiment plans in Chinese, but the robot is saying he only understands Japanese
zach says:
deszaras:you got that Human:*thinking I wonder what he said "awesome cool Deszaras: strange i asked him if hes ever had sex with a transformer
Shadow says:
Boy: Sure, okay, yeah! Really, I have no idea what the h*** you just said.
Anonymous says:
Des: Today... the daycare center... tomorrow the WORLD~!!!
Boy: Yes sir~!!!
Anonymous says:
DEATHSAURUS: Ha! We had kids in our show before Armada made it uncool!
BOY:Hey, could you direct me to the Digimon Set?
PlasmaRadio says:
Deszaras: "Its big American Party! Happy joy gala, big wide-eye!"
Afeminate Boy: "Yes, big party! I'm your slave, happy!"
Anonymous says:
boy:just a little off the fringe please...
nicky clarkeATRON:oh ok i think we can manage that
ryo777 says:
Deszaras: Oh, waiter?
waiter: Are you ready to order sir?
Deszaras: Yes. I'll have the "Sum Yung Guy".
ryo777 says:
THIS is what happens when they combine "FORCE FIVE" and "RANMA 1/2"!
Anonymous says:
Des:..and remember Kojiro, Satan is your friend!
Kojiro: Hai Deszaras-chan!
Manchester Devil says:
Deszaras: Finally! The Decepticons have their version of Daniel.
Boy: That's right sir! :D
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: So, just because you beat me in Monopoly, you think you're hot stuff!
Anonymous says:
Hey commonits bad enough I dont know whats being said but do I have to speak this crap too!?!?!?
Glen says:
BOY: English man! Speak english!!
DES: I say Old Chap! Feel like a spot of tea, eh what?
Anonymous says:
DZ:"And now, can somebody please tell me if this thing is a boy or a girl."
Anonymous says:
It was #1 in Japan and NOW it's coming to America.Transformer's presents "Destron and the Dud" coming soon to a
theatre near you!
Darkscream says:
The actual Japanese translation is pretty funny in itself...
Deathzaras: I'll be happy as long as you're with me.
Boy: Thank you, Emperor.
Dynamus Prime says:
Deathsaurus: The rain in Spain lies mainly on the plain... Kid: When I go out I play in the street I get hit by cars I make mash potatoes I get hit by cars!!
Dynamus Prime says:
Deathsaurus: Look! We are speaking Japanese! (Check out Superdeformers.com if you don't know where I got this)
Bumblebee says:
Desz: Hey! WhoareyourighttherelittleboyIdon'tthinkI'veeverseenyouherebefore, ha ha!!
Boy: Whaaaaaaat?Whoareyouagiantrobotwowyoulooksocool!
Narrator: Unknown to little boy, Deszaras is his long lost older brother who he thought died i
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: "Quick, wee lad, to the translation room! Gyokama will help us out with these captions right away!"
Boy: "Yes Sir!"
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: "Hello little boy. Do you want some candy?" Child: "Please Sir! May I have another?"
tony says:
Oops, forgot to switch on my universal translator, never leave home without it!
mouse says:
After battling countless hordes of anime genres and characters, Deszaras is left with only threat...POKEMON..."I choose..." "Die you little..."
Metroplex says:
D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo (Got Translation?)
Anonymous says:
Hi Kids! Remember not to play with scissors. If you do, you might end up with hair like Billy here.
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Kid: And I am Ted Theodore Logan.
Both: And togther we are WILD STALIONS!!!!
Ibanezjimjim666 says:
Deszaras: Hey kid! Is that a fish on your head??? Kid: Is this the Gundam set??? Damn!! I was hoping it was for Pokemon!
Anonymous says:
(in crort) just fo the record son now tel gus we did he tuch you he toughed my naughty place :Deszaras damn stright...i mean uh......no way!!!
Sharpshot says:
Hey Kid, Get the hell otu of my way aand WIPE THAT SMILE OF YOUR s£!t EATING FACE. Boy : Yes Sir!
Anonymous says:
Boy: Where is my Deszaras re-issue?
Deszaras: Right in front of you, enlarged!
Chachi says:
Kid: "HAIL ILPALLAZZO!"
Dezaras: "Who the Hell is this kid?"
Anonymous says:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die...
kid: Me so horny, me love you long time..
DrSpengler says:
Deszaras: I want to f*ck you like and animal!!!
Child: Only God can save me now...
Anonymous says:
The galaxy is in danger...fusion of sexually deprived robot and ambiguously gay anime child couterpart!!!
GalvaTRION says:
Dezauras: Ho! Young child; patriotic in nature! Evil intentions lie in wait? Who can judge!
Boy: Unfortunate event! Dezauras is fooled as a child! Can he discover my plan!?
Dez: A LIFE-DEATH STRUGGLE!
Hot Rodimus says:
(a guy off screen)were did he touch you for the record
(kid points)
(Deathsaras)WHAT!!!!
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: Your not Dan! Your Char Aznable, from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Char:So what if I am you wierd talking Titan mobile suit.
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: Dan. I am your father. Join me to the darl side. Dan: No! Never!!!!!
Anonymous says:
And now I know.....AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!!!!!!! (an out of work autobot tries to get a job with another popular cartoon series.)
Stelartron says:
DESZARAS: All your base are belong to us. We will set you up the bomb. KID: What you say?!
Anonymous says:
Alright, a new human to keep. I transformed with the last one still in me. Ewwww!
Anonymous says:
Kid: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Deszaras: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Anonymous says:
Deszaras: hey? Your a boy? I thought you were a girl? you sure look like it!
Anonymous says:
Deszaras:see timmy,if you drink all of your milk,you can grow up big , strong and rule the universe like me.Boy:my hat is cooler then yours is loser
Pokejedservo says:
Deszaras: Alright my new sexually ambiguous anime kid action figure!
Kid Toy: Ready for my new "service" sir!
Anonymous says:
Boy: Why have that garbage RiD Megatron when you can get the original DESZARAS.
davewelttf says:
Kid: this caption needs color
Deszaras: its fine the way it is
Kid:you have a band-aid on your forehead
Deszaras:shut up already!
Anonymous says:
If you want my super candy you can buy it on www.seibertron.com. (Kid) yees sir
