Deszaras with a human boy

Evil Eye says:

"Wwow, I can't believe I'm actually meeting Deathsaurus!"

"It's Deszaras."

"let's not start that one again..."

Heckfire says:

"And now, I will demonstrate 'Kiss Players' for you."
"...what?"

Zeedust says:

Aside from being the leader of the Decepticons, Deathsaurus was also the mastermind behind another, far more sinister organization: NAMBLA.

Unknown says:

Little Boy:"I'm Japanese!!!"
Deszaras:"Who F----ing cares!!"

Roadshadow says:

Optimus Prime *Reading this*: Uhh...okay, is this supposed to be manga or a Japanese sublimanal message?

Roadshadow says:

Deszaras: Hey, this isn't my dolly! This is Black Zarak's doll!

Zeedust says:

Um, the last line of my last submssion was supposed to be "I thought only the Autobots got stuck babysitting." Sorry about that...

We need a way to fix typos on these things.

What do you mean *you* don't smartass?

It's NOT ju

Zeedust says:

Deathsauras/Dezarus/Deathsource/Giant Space Chicken: "Optimus will never hurt a human. Go rip off his scrotum and bludgeon him senseless with it."

Kid: "Yes SIR!" *Runs off*

D/D/D/GSC: "That oughta get me some peace and qu

shockwave_inoz says:

Well, it looks as though Michael Jackson's plastic surgery has gone too far this time, and we already thought it had done that! That kid better watch out, too - his haircut could be considered a deadly weapon!!

Zeedust says:

Boy: "Behold the cut of my hair, in modern style! It posesses body and tone!"

Deathsaurus: "So does my shiny metal butt, kid, now quit talking like a freak and go get yourself a decent haircut."

Zeedust says:

Boy: "Look! We're speaking Japanese!"

Deathsaurus: "That's it? That's the joke?"

Boy: "Yes! Pretty weak, huh?"

*Both laugh, then a brief pause.*

Deathsaurus: &

Shadow Fox says:

Deszaras (English translation)- Yes I can transform my robo genetailia when I like, Now come back with me, I have candy and a nice BIG 'surprise' waiting for you back at HQ!!!

omega icecream says:

boy;i cant understand you deszaras,what language are you speaking?deszaras;ching -chong, ing!

Zeedust says:

Boy: "That's not a Destron! It's a gaint chicken!"

Boo-zarus: "BUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAWK!"

*Boo-zarus whips out a plasma mine blaster and reduces the kid to his component particles. The hapless, gree

Zeedust says:

"My, grandma, what big hands you have!" "The better to crush you like the pitiful insect you are with, worthless fleshling!"

K-nonFodder says:

Japanesse writings = Only you can prevent forest fires- i guess we didn't realize Japan didn't have any bears

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: I was hurt, but I'm okay! (mutters) Curse you Star Sabre!
Kid: Hi, Mr. Robot! What're you saying?
Deszaras: Oh piece of...

Anonymous says:

"We could be saying 'ought - they can't read our text bulloons."

Anonymous says:

"Once again I have saved the freedom of all freedom loving peoples everywhere!""Thank you, Super Mighty Zord of Truth, Justice and Twinkies!"

Ricochet says:

The boy is giving ultiment plans in Chinese, but the robot is saying he only understands Japanese

Anonymous says:

can we kill the guy who made us talk japense?
boy: sure go ahead!

zach says:

deszaras:you got that Human:*thinking I wonder what he said "awesome cool Deszaras: strange i asked him if hes ever had sex with a transformer

zach says:

I cant believe i have a kid! I shoudnt of married that fat female human

Shadow says:

Boy: Sure, okay, yeah! Really, I have no idea what the h*** you just said.

Anonymous says:

i swear i wont tell anyone father Deszaras.

Anonymous says:

Des: Today... the daycare center... tomorrow the WORLD~!!!

Boy: Yes sir~!!!

Anonymous says:

DEATHSAURUS: Ha! We had kids in our show before Armada made it uncool!

BOY:Hey, could you direct me to the Digimon Set?

PlasmaRadio says:

Deszaras: "Its big American Party! Happy joy gala, big wide-eye!"
Afeminate Boy: "Yes, big party! I'm your slave, happy!"

Anonymous says:

hye don't i look like a gril you know,hihihihihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous says:

boy:just a little off the fringe please...
nicky clarkeATRON:oh ok i think we can manage that

Broadside says:

Now remember just shout my name 3 times and I'll be there

Anonymous says:

"We're friends we are."

ryo777 says:

Deszaras: Oh, waiter?
waiter: Are you ready to order sir?
Deszaras: Yes. I'll have the "Sum Yung Guy".

ryo777 says:

THIS is what happens when they combine "FORCE FIVE" and "RANMA 1/2"!

Anonymous says:

Des:..and remember Kojiro, Satan is your friend!
Kojiro: Hai Deszaras-chan!

Anonymous says:

The gay is reaching unfathomable heights right now.

Manchester Devil says:

Deszaras: Finally! The Decepticons have their version of Daniel.
Boy: That's right sir! :D

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: So, just because you beat me in Monopoly, you think you're hot stuff!

Anonymous says:

Hey commonits bad enough I dont know whats being said but do I have to speak this crap too!?!?!?

Glen says:

BOY: English man! Speak english!!

DES: I say Old Chap! Feel like a spot of tea, eh what?

Anonymous says:

DZ:"And now, can somebody please tell me if this thing is a boy or a girl."

Anonymous says:

It was #1 in Japan and NOW it's coming to America.Transformer's presents "Destron and the Dud" coming soon to a
theatre near you!

Darkscream says:

The actual Japanese translation is pretty funny in itself...

Deathzaras: I'll be happy as long as you're with me.
Boy: Thank you, Emperor.

Dynamus Prime says:

Deathsaurus: The rain in Spain lies mainly on the plain... Kid: When I go out I play in the street I get hit by cars I make mash potatoes I get hit by cars!!

Dynamus Prime says:

Deathsaurus: Look! We are speaking Japanese! (Check out Superdeformers.com if you don't know where I got this)

Bumblebee says:

Desz: Hey! WhoareyourighttherelittleboyIdon'tthinkI'veeverseenyouherebefore, ha ha!!
Boy: Whaaaaaaat?Whoareyouagiantrobotwowyoulooksocool!

Narrator: Unknown to little boy, Deszaras is his long lost older brother who he thought died i

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: "Quick, wee lad, to the translation room! Gyokama will help us out with these captions right away!"
Boy: "Yes Sir!"

Anonymous says:

I'm telling you robot and boy relationships work

Anonymous says:

Bah weep grah nah weep nini bon?

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: "Hello little boy. Do you want some candy?" Child: "Please Sir! May I have another?"

Anonymous says:

frankly id rather not know what theyre talking about.

tony says:

Oops, forgot to switch on my universal translator, never leave home without it!

Anonymous says:

Vizzini, he can fuss.
fuss, fuss, I think he likes to scream at us.

mouse says:

After battling countless hordes of anime genres and characters, Deszaras is left with only threat...POKEMON..."I choose..." "Die you little..."

Metroplex says:

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo (Got Translation?)

Metroplex says:

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo

Anonymous says:

Hi Kids! Remember not to play with scissors. If you do, you might end up with hair like Billy here.

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Kid: And I am Ted Theodore Logan.
Both: And togther we are WILD STALIONS!!!!

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

Deszaras: Hey kid! Is that a fish on your head??? Kid: Is this the Gundam set??? Damn!! I was hoping it was for Pokemon!

Anonymous says:

(in crort) just fo the record son now tel gus we did he tuch you he toughed my naughty place :Deszaras damn stright...i mean uh......no way!!!

Anonymous says:

hall ass to lALLAPALOOZA boy booooo! deszaras:shut up you!

Sharpshot says:

Hey Kid, Get the hell otu of my way aand WIPE THAT SMILE OF YOUR s£!t EATING FACE. Boy : Yes Sir!

Anonymous says:

Gee Mr. Peabody!
-Quiet you!

Anonymous says:

Boy: Where is my Deszaras re-issue?
Deszaras: Right in front of you, enlarged!

Chachi says:

Kid: "HAIL ILPALLAZZO!"
Dezaras: "Who the Hell is this kid?"

Anonymous says:

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die...

kid: Me so horny, me love you long time..

DrSpengler says:

Deszaras: I want to f*ck you like and animal!!!
Child: Only God can save me now...

Anonymous says:

The galaxy is in danger...fusion of sexually deprived robot and ambiguously gay anime child couterpart!!!

GalvaTRION says:

Dezauras: Ho! Young child; patriotic in nature! Evil intentions lie in wait? Who can judge!

Boy: Unfortunate event! Dezauras is fooled as a child! Can he discover my plan!?

Dez: A LIFE-DEATH STRUGGLE!

Hot Rodimus says:

(a guy off screen)were did he touch you for the record
(kid points)
(Deathsaras)WHAT!!!!

The Matrix says:

*New cartoon currently being dubbed for American Television*

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: Your not Dan! Your Char Aznable, from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Char:So what if I am you wierd talking Titan mobile suit.

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: Dan. I am your father. Join me to the darl side. Dan: No! Never!!!!!

Anonymous says:

And now I know.....AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!!!!!!! (an out of work autobot tries to get a job with another popular cartoon series.)

Anonymous says:

He followed me home, can I keep him please?!

Stelartron says:

DESZARAS: All your base are belong to us. We will set you up the bomb. KID: What you say?!

Anonymous says:

I speak Japanese!

Anonymous says:

Awesome!

Anonymous says:

Alright, a new human to keep. I transformed with the last one still in me. Ewwww!

Anonymous says:

Transformers is super cool!
Kid:Super groovy cool!

Anonymous says:

Kid: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Deszaras: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Anonymous says:

Deszaras: hey? Your a boy? I thought you were a girl? you sure look like it!

Anonymous says:

Deszaras:see timmy,if you drink all of your milk,you can grow up big , strong and rule the universe like me.Boy:my hat is cooler then yours is loser

Anonymous says:

Dezsaras places his food order at a beefbowl stand.

Dynamus Prime says:

Say what?

Pokejedservo says:

Deszaras: Alright my new sexually ambiguous anime kid action figure!

Kid Toy: Ready for my new "service" sir!

Anonymous says:

Boy: Why have that garbage RiD Megatron when you can get the original DESZARAS.

davewelttf says:

Kid: this caption needs color
Deszaras: its fine the way it is
Kid:you have a band-aid on your forehead
Deszaras:shut up already!

Metroplex says:

Deszaraz: Need translation? Boy: Click for Japanese on the top of page!

Anonymous says:

If you want my super candy you can buy it on www.seibertron.com. (Kid) yees sir

Anonymous says:

My very own Boy action figure!! Thanks Mom!!!