The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ironhide and Ratchet
92 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Shuttershock says:
And here we have the wild Cybertronian presenting for it's mate. Notice the red hindquarters.
Swoopscream says:
Yeah... that robo-school girl look really works for you, Ratchet. We should make a calendar.
Silver Snake says:
Ratchet: Heheh... work it, Arcee. Oh, yeah!
Ironhide: Shaddup, Ratchet. I can't hear this new Prime show. Wouldn't be too bad... IF I COULD HEAR IT!
wardawnapocolypse says:
" Ironhide! Hurry with that wrench! Teletraan is stuck on that stupid movie, the village!"
Tripredacus says:
No I don't think that paint job makes your butt look big, but I do sincerely believe, I need to go now!
USDA Prime says:
Slaggit Ratchet! Stop tryin' to switch Teletran's circuits with Folgers crystals!
retrothrust says:
According to this post on 'seibertron.com'...
you are standing WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME!
retrothrust says:
Just checking out my seibertron page...
Great Primus! THERE'S A CAMERA IN HERE! ... how come nobody told me i had a bumper this big?
paul053 says:
Ratchet: "If I press here, then push there, then press that button, a can of oil should drop."
pWEN says:
Ironhide: "Now Ratchet, as a doctor you know us old timers need a muffleroscopy every couple of years..."
MarkNL says:
Ratchet: "I'm on a huge killstreak!"
Ironhide: "CoD Modern Sh!tfare? Let me show you how a pro plays a GOOD game"
*Inserts Battlefield 3 disk
Poyguimogul says:
Ironhide "Hurry up man, someone's gonna' come along soon!" Ratchet "Ok, I'm finished, Now Teletraan's firewall won't block our ability to log into WoW!" Ironhide "Sweet! Now let's go fake our deaths so I can grind out my Mage with your Paladin."
Poyguimogul says:
Ironhide "Ratchet, what are you doing, we need to get on the ship to Earth with Prowl and Brawn!" Ratchet "Hold on, I need to forward this chain e-mail once more to avoid a terrible fate." Ironhide "Those aren't real, now let's go!" Ratchet "I suppose you
Godzillabot Primal says:
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Ratchet: My god Ironhide! The number of sexual captions regarding our positions in this photo...they're off the charts!
Spazonator17 says:
Hey, Ratchet, what were you lookin' at?
Oh, um, uh nuthin' Ironhide, why do you ask?
paul053 says:
"Hey! Never turn your back on me, you pathetic repaint. Give me my money."
#Sideways# says:
Ratchet and Ironhide decide that Mario and Metroid are harder than they appear.
Optimus Eddie says:
Ratchet: "I don't believe you got me with the bat wing."
Ironhide: "Shut up and let me kick your ass."
SKYWARPED_128 says:
Step away from me, Ironhide. Do you have any idea what Transformers fans would say about this scene 26 years down the line?!
Road Turtle says:
Ironhide, "Find anymore upgrade parts for our headless figures?"
Ratchet, "No. It's been 20 years and our figures still look nothing like us! What's wrong with these humans!?"
Heckfire says:
GAH! IRONHIDE, POWERLINX DOESN'T WORK FOR G1 AUTOBOTS! AND CERTAINLY NOT LIKE THAT!
bionic_radical says:
So I hacked into Teletraan and took a peek at that movie script that we're doing... Season three does not seem to be in our future.
Maestro Meister says:
The screensaver suddenly came on as Ratchet shrieked, "Knock next time!!!"
sky_fire12 says:
Ironhide: Ratchet ol buddy ol pal, i think it's about time we had a little talk about those red underwear you've been wearing and all that internet surfing on teletran 1 late at night while everyone's recharging.
munkimus prime says:
Optimus prime walks in.
OP-WTH
IH- It's not what it looks like prime.
OP- Well what is it then.
IH- I've got nothin'.
R- Don't I get a say in this.
IH- You keep quiet.
USDA Prime says:
Hey Ratchet, say no to crack! You've got like 4 or 5 and no one wants to see 'em.
chevelleprime says:
Im so glad your heaf is the only remold. Cuz that ass is slaggin! And if u have a slaggin ass i have a slaggin ass!
gantzrunner says:
Optimus Prime: So that's what happened...was it really that bad?
Ratchet: You weren't there op...you weren't there!!!
