The Ultimate Caption Contest

“Who wants hot chocolate?”

Mar 28, 2019

Megatron:This is the last time I LET SHOCKWAVE INVENT ANYTHING! Where are the Constructicons?
Meanwhile,the Constructicons are watching Winx Club in the Decepticon HQ.
Constructicons(Singing altogether while watching Winx Club):Open your eyes,Open your

Apr 1, 2017

Bennington1234 says:

Megatron:This is the last time I LET SHOCKWAVE INVENT ANYTHING! Where are the Constructicons?
Meanwhile,the Constructicons are watching Winx Club in the Decepticon HQ.
Scrapper:Magic Winx!Tynix!

Apr 1, 2017

Wolfman Jake says:

You know, I'm not even surprised anymore. What was this one supposed to do anyway? Aw, forget it. I feel like knocking back a couple six packs of energon.

May 16, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Megatron: Make it a "super sized" super weapon ya know what I'm sayin?

Feb 27, 2016

Evil Eye says:

It was working this morning, honest!

Mar 25, 2012

Heckfire says:

"Awright, WHO swapped my Particle Cannon with a Play-Doh Fun Factory?"

Dec 16, 2011

Malicron says:

Isnâ€™t that supposed to come out the other end?

Sep 23, 2007

mechislander says:

What the..?! Those PlayMech guys ripped me off!

May 25, 2007

Zeedust says:

"Trust me, the Autobots won't come with in a mile of this if they value their dignity."

Apr 27, 2006

Scatterlung says:

20CCs of Cyagra! NOW! Arcee's on her way and I DONT want to disappoint!

Sep 3, 2005

Lich Lord Dranas says:

Where all of those God-Awful Armada episodes came from.

Aug 1, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Megs: Soundwave, with this, Nightbird is gonna get me laid for sure!
Soundwave: I'm starting to wonder if I'm even on the right side of this war...

Jul 23, 2005

Ataraxia says:

Hey Arcee, i bet none of the autobots have got one of these! come over here and sit on...dammit starscream you've ruined my mojo again!!!

Feb 21, 2005

Marv says:

I said "fie the laser", not: "Fire AT the laser!" Man! Are you guys deaf?

Oct 13, 2004

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Megatron: (a la Dr. Evil) Fire the "laser".
Starscream: (Loud, offscreen) FIRE THE LASER!

Sep 30, 2004

Alphatron says:

Megatron: Swindle said this weapon would be craptacular, but I never knew it was total 'craptacular'! SWINDLE!!

Aug 15, 2004

juggaloG says:

M: Starscream! You broke my ultimate weapon!
S: I'M your ultimate weapon, and the only one worthy to lead the Decepticons! Under MY leadership, the weapon would still be working & the Autobots would be right where we want them!
M: Leadership

May 27, 2004

juggaloG says:

M: Starscream! You broke my ultimate weapon!
S: I'M your ultimate weapon, and the only one worthy to lead the Decepticons! Under MY leadership, the weapon would still be working & the Autobots would be right where we want them!
M: Leadership th

May 27, 2004

Scooter says:

Unicron's sperm disgusts even the mighty Megatron

Jan 8, 2004

Anonymous says:

"Sonuva...! And the warrantee just expired, too!"

Jan 6, 2004

Anonymous says:

Megatron: You're only making jokes because you know it's bigger'n yours Starscream!

Nov 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Oh don't stare! It can't be anything you haven't seen before you wusses...

Nov 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: "HAHAHA! Now your Super weapon don't work because you climbed up the bathroom instead of the ladder, Megatron! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (You will probably get it if you have watched Jhonny English)

Nov 22, 2003

Minicle says:

Megatron: AHHHHHHH yes, I've been waiting neerly four million years to get that out.

Nov 11, 2003

Minicle says:

Megatron: What are you all gawking at!

Nov 11, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Megatron- OOOHHHH YYAAAA....whew it feels good to sqeeze a few out..man robo crap does not smell good..and my starfish is flaring up..I hope i don't have hemoroids that would be embarassing, here comes megatron the scarry decepticon with the huge

Nov 6, 2003

Shockwave says:

Megatron: Starscream! Come over here for a second. I...er..uh have an important job for you.

Oct 5, 2003

Zeedust says:

Here we see Megatron, in the process of trying to figure out why no one takes him seriously.

Oct 4, 2003

X-Brawn says:

Soundwave, what did I tell you obout using plastic components in hiper-distruction weapons?

Sep 26, 2003

M says:

Megs: "GAAAAAHK! OOOK! THE FUNK! SOMEONE GET ME A GASMASK!" Soundwave: "Robots don't breathe." Megs: "Oh sorry."

Aug 21, 2003

M says:

Megs (Dr Evil voice) : "Fire the "laser."

Aug 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Let's face it, the animators were just begging for smartass remarks the moment they started to draw the gun.

Jul 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

megatron: soundwave how do you like my new vibrator

Jul 28, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Spike"Mr megatron sir, coach says when that happens you have an STD"

Jul 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

Desperate to destroy the Autobots, Megatron creates Spam.

Jul 19, 2003

gLOVES1000 says:

this is the biggest joint...EVER

Jun 21, 2003

M says:

Megatron: "I'M A SOOPER POOPER TROOPER!" Starscream: "That's just a sooper blooper."

Jun 18, 2003

M says:

Megatron: "I'm the sooper pooper!" Starscream: "Cut the blooper!" Megatron: "Oh, sooper!"

Jun 18, 2003

M says:

So this is what the Phazon cannon looks like.

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Victory! My Slim Jim cannon will make the Decepticons Invincible!

Jun 17, 2003

Ratbat says:

With a limitless supply of hot and smelly ----, the Autobots are in for a mighty beating!

Jun 17, 2003

Unknown says:

Notices other Decepticons are stairing.
"What? Wal-Mart ran out of the small sized Crest toothpaste."

Jun 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Voice over: And this poor transformer has a bad case of elepahnt $%^#

Jun 11, 2003

Fallengaiden says:

megatron: oooooohh wow...... arcee......(drool)...

Jun 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron on X-lax?

Jun 5, 2003

OmnisValidus says:

Just wait until Arcee gets a look at my new penile extension! mwahhhaaahhhhaaa!

Jun 5, 2003

Galvatron says:

Good god Astrotrain!! Draining out your waste depository on this retchid planet was a good but stinky idea! Is that a lubricated condom in their?! oh gross!! At least the flesh creatures are already used to this robotic crap!" muuuuhhhahahahah

Jun 3, 2003

Rhys says:

TF:TM BLOOPERS REEL

MMEGATRON: Fall, fall (Splat! Splat!)

NELSON SHIN (DIRECTOR): CUT! Now Megatron, you're meant to shoot Prime twice with the ridiculously small laser pistol. Yes, I know it's inventive and diabolical, but sprayin

May 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Wait, what exactly do the instructions say?" Starscream: (translating) "Super Happy Bukakke Weapon 9000?"

May 20, 2003

yoyo says:

o prime, u make me feel so horny...

May 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

What do you find so funny?

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron trying to deal with premature ejaculation.

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

This always puts the girls off.

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Alright, who was it that wanted the Easy Cheez?"

May 4, 2003

Hot Shot says:

note to self stay away from that damn metamucil

May 4, 2003

buddhaquest says:

Starscream, if you lick your lips one more time I am SO KICKING YOUR ASS!

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron plans to take over the world with a large Pay-Do fun factory.
They can't agree on what stencil to use, the star or the spaghetti strands, while they fight over it the Autobots attack and steal the stencil. Wait, that's an Arma

Apr 28, 2003

Shadowcon says:

Look everyone, I can switch orifices!!

Apr 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

And I swear Prime, you'll be the first one to eat it!!!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Okay, guys, the poo-cocktail is ready. Feed it to the captured Autobots.

Apr 25, 2003

Bruticus says:

OK, Starscream, you have got a lot of explaining to do this time.

Apr 21, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Megatrn resorting to S&M tactics to defeat the autobots

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

time for everyone to faint!!!!!

Apr 13, 2003

zach says:

megatrons mother:How many times have i told you not to do that in the house

Apr 13, 2003

Greg says:

LOOK AT MY POOP MICHINE I put a dog in it

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Who let the dogs out?!!!!!!

Apr 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Skywarp! Thundercracker! Take position Doggy! Starscream! Bareback!
Starscream: Surely, oh most POTENT of POTENT, you will be able to hold out that long?

Apr 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Arcee i'm ready

Apr 3, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Megs: NO! DONT COME IN MOM!!!

Mar 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron: See! My IS the largest!
Soundwave: *_*

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

I said I wanted the ray gun to *BE* the ----~!!!

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Anybody else want...er..."carrot" juice?

Mar 25, 2003

TriggerHappy says:

Oh, Starscream..

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Alright! Who inserted Tab A into Slot B?

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fillin up the honey-wagon

Mar 19, 2003

MiGrAnE says:

ratchet says: "such a strong discharge, looks like v.d."

Mar 15, 2003

Starscream says:

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH YEAH! thats the stuff."

Mar 11, 2003

MEGATRON says:

opps,i didn't do anything.

Mar 11, 2003

crono says:

Unicron never complains, so shut up and get ready Starscream.

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

look boys, Arcee loves it on her face.

Mar 8, 2003

Chrono says:

Super weapon...more like super useless weapon Megatron.

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

SOUNDWAVE BRING TOOLS THERE IS A PROBLEM WIH MY WASTE DISPOSAL, POOP IS COMING OUT MY PEEHOLE!!!!

Mar 8, 2003

MindWipe says:

MOM!!!! erm...i...was..erm...studying...sex education...no i am not MASTURBATING!! GO AWAY!!!

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

Starscream: Yeah I bet that's what all the girls say!

Mar 7, 2003

Unicron says:

Megatron: Anyone got a pooper scopper? My weapon made a turn

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

YOU REALLY ARE A FAT BASTARD!

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron-"Thanks to my new invention, we'll cornore the fake-dog-poop buisness!"
Decepticons-"0_0;"
Megatron-"Well don't blame me for this retarted idea, the new writers that they got for th

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

I look away for one second ...

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

... Nothing can stop us now ... , for I shall now demonstrate the MIGHTY POWER of Viagra !!! Muhahahahaahha....

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

"What do you want me to write on your birthday cake again?

Feb 24, 2003

Omega Prime says:

I'll be there in a minute Soundwave let me tap this off.

Feb 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

My new device will extract all the energon from the flesh creatures' waste products!

Feb 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

What's this suppose to do again?

Feb 20, 2003

tfpredaking says:

When your urin's in a clump and it burns through out your stump...Gonorrhea

Feb 19, 2003

Battle Angel says:

Why yes Starscream, your imported energy weapon was useful. And instead of killing two birds I took out a whole flock of Canadian geese, two turtle doves AND a partrige in a pear tree.

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Darn this thing, the melting poop is too long. Must be commemorative series verision. Damn you HASBRO !!!

Feb 18, 2003

Kamikazecon says:

"Hey, do you mind giving me some privacy here?"

Feb 15, 2003

Inferno says:

For some reason, I'm suddenly thinking of Armada

Feb 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megs:OH GOD THIS ABSOLUTELY STINKS LIKE CRAP
Sounds: It is crap lord Megatron

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

megs:Now Autobots feel the wrath of my flaming crap gu- oh great it dosn't work Soundwave get my flaming pee blaster!

Jan 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

megs:whats wrong with this condom? starscream:thunder cracker stole defective steel! megs:oh great now devastator probably has h.i.v or something! devastator:my turn! megs:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

yeah yeah go ahead and laugh you guys.

Jan 21, 2003

frank says:

"Okay, Starscream, I'm done fertilizing the front yard...."

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

No one can withstand the might of my poo cannon!

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: OOOOO, what does THIS button do?
Megatron: Damnit Starscream don't touch that...*BOOM*

Jan 6, 2003

Unknown says:

arcee/put that away megatron,this is why im not a deceptacreep

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Muwahahahahaa....wait.

Dec 30, 2002

Starscream K'dash says:

Megatron*Singing*:"I'M A ROCKETMAN...ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN......

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

megatron: ok optimus i warned u im taken them off see here here u happy its my HDL huge dick laser mechine wit its lava spiting action MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

megatron: ok optimus i warned u im taken them off see here her u happy its my HDL huge dick mechine wit its lava spiting action MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs: My superweapon will vanquish the Autobots! Dammit! Why do they run away?

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs: This scene is more rediculous than Starscream's coronation!

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Captured Autobot scientist Wheeljack! You say this doomsday device will repel flies, other fleshling vermin and blow up the Earth? Yes! I should have captured you and threatened to burn your porno stash sooner! Speaking of which...

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs: Check out my new Ronco Pasta Maker! This is better than that Showtime Rotisserie Barbecue s***. Now I can eliminate the Autobots using low-fat spaghetti! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I've anyone sees this, I was convinced by Hasbro execs, got it? What do you mean someone's seen it? Holy s*** that is coming out of this contraption!

Dec 28, 2002

gabriel says:

Megs:what kind of toothpaste is this?
All transformers:POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Megas:EWWWWWW!and i just brushed my teeth with it!!!

Dec 28, 2002

Hairball178 says:

"Umm.....it's er.....SUPPOSED to do that--I think..."

Dec 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Meg.: Damnit Starscream! I told you to stop watching those fleshling Poptol Biswhat infomercials!
SS: But Megatron! Can't I-
Meg.: NO DEMONSTRATIONS!

Dec 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

What are you laughing at Starscream? I don't see anything funny...

Dec 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Behold, the poop gun!

Dec 18, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Now how am I supposed to "cock" this thing again?

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

A plan for the Galvatron costumE:megatron: Da?? I dont wanna Get into this to be GALVATRON!!!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is my new secret weapon called the "It's-Game-Over-For-You-With-This-Twin-Killing-Grenade" to wipe out those damn Double Dragons.

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Its not funny Starscream ! Ill destroy u with my srry machine! Dont make me do it!!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is the last time you trick me with a picture of rosanne bar in a thong Starscream!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't stck it up the wrong end of trypticon without lubricant!

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

I hope the humans never see this. I'm sure they'd make some perverted comments about it...what do you mean its been all over the internet for the past hour? Wait...wheres REFLECTOR?

Dec 3, 2002

Chee-toy says:

Dang.... I hate the way it smells. Can't wait to get off this planet.

Dec 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Uh... Starscream?... Soundwave?...Anyone?... uh-oh. This things gonna keep pumping 'till I'm inside out. HELP ME! OH FOR CYBERTRON'S SAKE HELP ME!!! GAHHH!!!!

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

I'm freakin' constipated again!

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Why Transformers and viagra don't mix.

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream, you fool! You and Thundercracker gave me cheap metal!!

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I told you this would happen! I want a refund.

Dec 2, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

With this weapon, we will be number one in the skat porn industry

Dec 2, 2002

Starscreamsghost says:

Those "all natural" penis enlarging pills should have some kind of warning on them. Stunticons, destroy the FDA headquarters

Dec 1, 2002

dark matrix says:

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY TRYPTICON'S SEPTIC MODULE WAS LEFT LEAKING NEAR THE SPACE BRIDGE, AGAIN!?!?!

Dec 1, 2002

Unknown says:

Megatron: Starscream, I need some viagra, my dick just stay's limp!!!

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: What the hell do I need with a 10 foot tube of toothpaste? This is the worst birthday party ever.

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

I told starscream not to go to sears for the weapons.

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Put that down Starscream . Now look what you made me do

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

and thats not how to destroy the autobots. This may be on the finals so remember it

Dec 1, 2002

PredaKing says:

Megatron: Hey, Starscream. Do they make "Oops, I crapped my pants" for giant robots??

Dec 1, 2002

Starscreamsghost says:

Rumble: Anybody seen my model rocket?
Megatron: AAAUUUGGGGHHHH my crotch!!!!!!!!!!! RUMBLE! as soon as I can walk again you're in deep!

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wreck Gar: YOU BROKE IT, YOU BUY IT!!

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hmmm... maby we should not use your laserrifle on this weapons' end but my mean black canon instead, Starscream!!

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Now, Autobots, face the power f my Cybertronian super-feces blasting disgustinator!!!"

Nov 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

(Astrotrain being crapped on)What the-?
Megatron: Oh, @#%$
Astrotrain:!@#$! is right!

Nov 30, 2002

The King says:

This will be the last time we buy something from junk yard.

Nov 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

HADOKEN!

Nov 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Yeah, yeeeeeah, who da man now, dog?!

Nov 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Its not my swedish penis enlarger, its my red ricket maker.

Nov 29, 2002

hannibal says:

Introducing... The man from V.I.A.G.R.A.

Nov 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron's last words: "OK, the fuse burned down to the casing, Starscream...when do I throw it at the Autobots? Why are you running away???"

Nov 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ya know...this is oddly arousing...

Nov 29, 2002

Phoenyx says:

Now, Decepticons! Watch as I destory this planet's moon with my Super Wea.... STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!

Nov 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: WHAT THE?? WHO TOOK A CRAP AND PUT IT IN MY WEAPON...
SOUNDWAVE: THAT FELT GOOD

Nov 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Who's the daddy - say my name - SAY MY NAME.....

Nov 29, 2002

Firestorm says:

Starscream, you did save the receipt, right? I think we need to exchange this.

Nov 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Eat flaming molten seeman of death Autobots! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Nov 28, 2002

RandomFerret says:

"Oh god.. Who bought a Joe Dirt prop on eBay??"

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron! Stop humping the laser!

Nov 28, 2002

aeleven says:

"IT'S MADE OF STEEL......AHHHHHHHHH, I CUM 40 WEIGHT OIL!!!!"

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

It's mine no and no one elses. SW: Uh, Megatron you built it.

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

damn, girl u so ugly!

Nov 28, 2002

h says:

hehe

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

This weapon is worthless.

Nov 28, 2002

Shadowman says:

The brand new show on THe Discovery Channel: "When Good Ceptic-tanks go Bad!"

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs: Did I do that?

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Starscream, come over here. It's your turn to feed Robocop!

Nov 28, 2002

Scourge says:

Megs: Behold the ultimate weapon! The crap shooter!

Nov 28, 2002

Unknown says:

what??? who has play with my veapon

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Look what I found, Soundwave. A giant tube of poo-flavored toothpaste!

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

"See, Starscream! It's NOT the size of the GUN that matters, but how you use it! ..."

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Arcee:"My God, that's big!" Megatron:"What'd you say?" Arcee:"Um, uh, nothing!"

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs:All right, who the f&micro;&copy;k shoved a f&micro;&copy;king s&pound;!t in my f&micro;&copy;king gun!?!? Starscream laughs so hard he falls apart.

Nov 27, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

Megatron-"this is the last time i take out Ravege's Kitty litter box"

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Damn, Starscream, remind me to never have Energon Chili again!

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Decepticons! With my newest weapon, the super crapper, we shall triu-( a human bystander gets covered with the stuff)Oops. Um, ew, you might have to go home and wash that out.

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

I know I have to get a better builder then you, starscream. just look at this junk you make me it can't even stand one fire from my ultimate weapon. and you want to be a leader.

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Do you think I should see a doctor about it.

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

I give entirely new meanings to the phrase, "flinging poo!"

Nov 27, 2002

frank says:

"Here comes my poop !"

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

GODDAMNIT!!!!
IMPOTENCE SUCKS!!!!

Nov 26, 2002

Shermtron says:

Megatron:ok guys this coffee is a bit nutty...

Nov 26, 2002

Shermtron says:

Megatron:Coffee anyone???

Nov 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Hey ladies, My name is Megatron, and I have a 110ft super weapon...AROUND. Think about it."

Nov 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Are you sure this is what humans call Toothpast? Thinks to himself " I should make Starscream use this first!!"

Nov 26, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Megatron: If this doesn't get me any female decepticons THEN NOTHING WILL! I mean really...nothing will!

Nov 26, 2002

Rodimus Prime says:

Starscream: Oooooooo what does this button doo. Megatron:StarScream NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Nov 26, 2002

RodimusPrime says:

Ummmm I think its broken.

Nov 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Aw guys, how did you know I wanted a sausage grinder for my birthday? Well that's it, I know a couple Decepticons that are getting a special dinner tonight!

Nov 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: hey! Starscream! That Viagra stuff really works!

Nov 25, 2002

Abrogate says:

Megs: "This truly is the greatest weapon ever!! No one can stand fecal matter!!"
Soundwave: "uh, sir, I think that only applies to humans. I don't think the Autobots could care less..."
Megs: "Ah

Nov 25, 2002

tony says:

"I asked for a rust making machine! Not some weird thing that spews something I rather not know about! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT STARSCREAM!"

Nov 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

CESSPOOL: Hey Megatron, I need that for my Eco-Warriors SEPTIC TANK! MEGATRON: YOU WAIT,COBRA CREEP!

Nov 25, 2002

FortMax says:

Megatron: aw crap the cap came off the septic tank again

Nov 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megs to Starscream: If this is a small pack oh bbq sauce, then what's a large size? Ss: Are you sure that's bbq sauce?

Nov 25, 2002

Skyfire the Artist says:

What do you mean "repair kit sold seperately"?

Nov 25, 2002

Otacon says:

Megs: so this is what prime ment when he's said he was gonna kick th living sh*t outa me!!!

Nov 25, 2002

Shadowman says:

"I should tell the doctor that the food comes out the wrong end."

Nov 25, 2002

TRoN says:

Megatron:Look at the terror of my new weapon.......The TURD GUN!!!!!

Nov 25, 2002

Optimus says:

Starscream come quick! The weapon needs some viagra!

Nov 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

After a long vacation in Yellowstone, Mrs. Megatron makes Mr. Megatron clean out the port-a-potty. "This is humiliating, where's Starscream!" exclaims Disgusted Decepticon.

Nov 25, 2002

Firestorm says:

Megatron realizes that his 'bargain-basement' hot glue gun was a gyp.

Nov 25, 2002

davewelttf says:

Megatron: Oops, I burnt out the cannon! Oh well, if I blame it on Starscream no one will notice anyway.

Nov 25, 2002

Ratbat says:

Starscream you fool, This does not make me look like Joey Silvera

Nov 25, 2002

jeff says:

This is an outrage, Starscream!!! I'll turn you into scrap metal for this!