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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Starscream K'dash

Starscream K'dash has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Whoa! Devestator sure can leave a "wide load"

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Starscream: WE DID IT!!! We Killed the last surviving Go-bot and also the entire season 1 of Armada with it!

Ramjet: Yeah Mini-cons my shiny metal behind!

Astrotrain: My Daddy hits me!

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

"PUKE YOU PIECE OF TRASH PUKE!!!!!!!!!

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

"YAY!!! I'm scarred for life,My Kids will all be Retarded"

Tracks with a mask on

TIMMMAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Rattrap and a mouse

rt:Me Click You Long time!

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Shockwave:Please....Be gentle..... C'mon I don't Bite...hard

Daniel crying ...

Cerebros: STOP YOUR WHINING!! You're Worse than that Prissy Amuro!
*Bitch-Slapps Daniel's head clean off*

Get It On!

Now This has been 20 years in the Making!!! so Move Over Ron Jeremy there's a new Porn King Now!!!!

Spike w/ a BIG gun.

Spike (to Carly): To awnser your question earlier,it's Something like this.

Scourge looks over Optimus

Prime(As the Crocidlie Hunter):Crikey! it appears that Scourge is Goin' ta ButtF*$# Me metal arse.
Scourge: AND HOW!!!! Yum!

Megatron points at his head

WHERE'S MY HEAD AAAAAT!!!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

C.J: I see The Light....IT BURNS!!!!!!

Shockwave rides Starscream

Sh-sh-sh-sh-shockwave and his Jet!!!!!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

hotrod: BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!!!!!!!!!

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Little Kid on the back Behind Skid-Z:I take Jesus as My savior *Squish*
Skid-Z: SQUISH? What The Hell Went SQUISH???

Girl with her Grandmother

Young Girl: TETSUOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Grandma: Uh..This isn't Akira,You Ditz!

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Jolt:Say My Name SAY MY NAME!!!!

Tracks with a mask on

Trax:"Hey Guys Can I Look even more reatrded?"

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Megatron*Singing*:"I'M A ROCKETMAN...ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN......

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

OP(sluring):I....Love U guys,now Help me cripple the bastards from mainframe and the other bastards who created RID.
Ironhide: Uhh.....wha?
Wheeljack:who wrote this crap,anyway? oh yeah It was K'dash. ;)

Cheetor makes a weird face

cheetor: You Can Take Away My Spark..but You'll never Take MY FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Prime:gah!!! Cybertron and All it's moons Belong to me!!!!!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

Megatron: Uhh....This isn't what it looks like..Honest

The Maximals Wrestle

"You had me at Hello..."

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Coming Soon: "THE SHOCKWAVE 500"

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Rad*thinking*: Y'know I think This this without a shadow of a Doubt THE Gayiest Autobot Pose I've seen.

Optimus laying down on the ground

Optimus:BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEE!!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Spike:uh I think he's Deactivated,carli.
Carli:oh well! Let's do it on the Space Bridge
Spike(Very Happy): BOO YAH I thought U never Ask

Optimus laying down on the ground

Can't....Feel...Circuts..Must..Talk..Like Shatner!!!
SHATNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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