Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Emerje says:

"I'm only Jewish during the holidays, the rest of the year I eat energon bacon like everyone else."

Optimum Supreme says:

"Wait, to convert I have to do what to my smoke stacks?" And thus the short stacks came to be

MagnusLabel says:

"My parents always want me to be a rabbi."

Evil Eye says:

Optimus was never very good at cosplay...

Evil Eye says:

What? No, this is a football scarf and bobble hat!

Rodimus Prime says:

No wonder Megatron looks like WWII German soldier...

Angelbot says:

Optimus Prime decides to give Reformed Judaism a try after Elita One's conversion to the Sede Vacante branch of the Catholic church.

Angelbot says:

I hope Chromia and Ironhide arrive soon. They have the rest of the candles for the Menorah.

hot rod 907 says:

I finaly gest star on an episode of family guy and it gets banned! I havent been this pissed at fox since canceled RID!

Zeedust says:

"Hey, rabbi... Quick question, is diesel fuel kosher?"

StarSaber1701 says:

Optimus Prime: I am not Jewish I did this so I can get paid I am starving here

Unknown says:

Jewish Prime:Ok who didnt light the meenorah!?

Bumblebee:Please Father Prime i didn't mean to!!!!

Unknown says:

God, I guess this makes me racist. Or the director just f***ing stupid.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

How Optimus Prime REALLY got the Matrix of Leadership.

shockwave_inoz says:

Optimus Primessuggener: "Oy vey, oy vey. If you two boys don't stop that, I'll give you a potch on the tucchus!! I bet Topol never had this trouble."

Roadshadow says:

Autobots, transform and roll out to the bagel shop!

Not Sonic says:

i nned to get my yamaka refitted

Powerstorm says:

Prime prepares to play Shylock in Shakespeare's play, The Merchant of Venice.

Marv says:

Starscream, if you can't keep quiet, I suggest you'll just wait outside until Bumblebee is done reading his part from the Torah!

Marv says:

Ah! Imam Hot Rod! Pope Megatron! Ultra Lama! Come in, my friends, we have much to discuss!

Zeedust says:

Oh, sure, it's just nonsensical now, but add a picture of Megatron in stereotypical islamic garb and it's suddenly witty political commentary.

DeltaOmega says:

One word:

suspenders

Kal-Seth says:

If Autbots are jewish does that Amek Decepticons islamic?

Nightshadow says:

Optimus: Scripture 32, from Noah of the Ark reads "Autobots shall rule all, says God"

Anonymous says:

Meet Rabbi Optimus, your new leader.

Anonymous says:

Optimus:SO Mr. Cartman, I hear you've got something against Jews. Cartman:Oh ----, I am SO ----ed!

Anonymous says:

Transformer: I am no longer a little switcher, I am a true Transformer!

Anonymous says:

"And all the goils say I'm pretty fly, for a Rabb-i!"

Scooter says:

Behold, Optimus Stein!

Anonymous says:

Peter: Optimas primes Jewish. Prime: CI Seineor

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?

President Optimus Prime says:

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all Jewish Earthlings a belated Happy Hannukah.

Zeedust says:

Prime: "You think this is bad? Wait until you see what happens when PRIMAL has a crisis of faith..."

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Megatron, are you going trough my barmisthfa pics?" Megatron: "Yeah so!?" Prime: "Then that means you already saw my circumsition pics!!"

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Megatron, are you going trough my barmisthfa pics?"

Megatron: "Yeah so!?"

Prime: "Then that means you already saw circumsition pics!!"

Anonymous says:

When you wish upon a Weistein, even Optimus Prime comes to life!"

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Is that energon kosher?

Dash Trigger says:

Comedy Central's backup hero for "The Hebrew Hammer" was fired due to lack of large enough stunt doubles.

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: Tell no one...

Zu Darkness says:

Dewey's always did have an evil mind. This was one of his greatest achievments of them all. A Jewish verison of Optimus Prime set to kill his mother Lois.

Zeedust says:

Writer: "WHAT? That's not what happens! Look at the script!"
Animator: "I DID! It says he converts to robot mode! See? Right here, 'Optimus converts!'"

Anonymous says:

Jesustron was a good Autobot, but he was not our Mechsia.

Anonymous says:

The Decpticons Shenanigans came to a screeching halt. For there, in the doorway, stood Rabbi Primus.

Shadow Fox says:

Optimus- Ya it has long been believed that I was cybertronian, but my mother was jewish..I was made fun of a lot, that's why I had these guns attached so I could just shoot whoever pissed me off from now on.

Anonymous says:

"If I were a rich man . . . I would've been a great Tevye. Anyone for the 'Dreidel Song?' How 'bout 'Hava Nagila'? PISHERS!"

chinoodin says:

as today instead of being Christian because they have bad luck on lottery tickets I'll become jewish because if you are you 50% off anything yoy buy.

Anonymous says:

After the fiasco the Dinobots made during last year's Christmas party on the Ark, Optimus thought it was best to make a new kind of change...

Anonymous says:

I hate Megatron for so many reasons but the one that realy ticks me off...He eats pork!!!!

Anonymous says:

THIS is what it wold have looked like if Archie Comics had a Transformers series!

Asheron says:

so , to pay his rent optimus signed the contract for his new found job...

Galvatron says:

OPTIMUS PRIME (thinking to self)..."So, the first Autobot leader is now making cameo appearances on The Family Guy cartoon. At least it's better than a cameo on Armada!"

Anonymous says:

i`m getting my red armor/outfit cleaned so you`ll see me doing my thing in this lovely outfit my other made me.

Pursuit says:

Oy..Fighting Decepticons makes me
Shvitzing Inmy Aching Nikagazoints

Anonymous says:

YEAH AND THEN THEY CHOPPED IT OFF

metalformer says:

It could have been worst: Optimus Primal.

Anonymous says:

does... energon count as pork? (long pause) it does? ooiii... I'll scedual you for a brisk right now, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous says:

After many fruitless attempts to gain Primus' guidance in leading his people, Optimus Prime is left with one last resort...

Anonymous says:

I'm infected with a virus so everything in 200 meters will become 100% jewish! AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE!!! (I'm NOT A NAZI!!!")

Jetplague says:

Oy Vey! How many more of these " Re-imagined " spin off series are we going to be in? And I thought " Robots in Disguise" was bad.....

Unknown says:

I knew I shouldn't have
listened to Homer Simpson about that stand-in opening....

Anonymous says:

my other cote stinks!

micah says:

When we see megatron lets act like jewish men

Anonymous says:

Peter: hey it's coolaid!
DAMMIT dont you people watch the show I am an auto bot!!!!!

Anonymous says:

I better get paid for a cameo...

FortMax says:

Optimus: I'm here for the bris

Anonymous says:

OY, Optimiski Rabbi transform and roll out already!

Arkhaon says:

who wanted the circumcision?

omega icecream says:

i love wheelie SO why doesnt anyboby love wheelie

Arcee says:

I hate arcee butt I LOVE BLURR.

Anonymous says:

camander blurr is cute

Transformers says:

hot shot

Anonymous says:

Oie Vay, I'm late again.

Unknown says:

MOZELTOV! Now! Anyone for Pie?! Piping Hot!

homelessjunkeon says:

HOY!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"What? Times are hard its the best offer I could get.WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!"

Minicle says:

Optimus: Don't play innocent with me. The real reason you won't let me in is because of the colour of my metal.

Anonymous says:

A GODmaster Optimus Prime?

parkwood says:

Engh its a living!

Autobot bubbs says:

Optimus prime, suspecting a Decepticon plot unfolding in Televiv, goes undercover to ferret out Megatrons devious plans...
Optimus: Mozel tov fellow humans!

Autobot bubbs says:

Prime: This is the last time I let my agent talk me into hosting private parties...

Zu Darkness says:

Optimus Prime: This is the last time I'm letting Whellie take command of the Autobots.

Anonymous says:

I know we can transform but that doesent mean we can convert to a different religion.

K-nonFodder says:

Rabbi Prime " what the hey, we've got trees, we've got squirrels, lets bless them all and get versnicket"

Zeedust says:

"Seriously, Galvatron, again with the conquering of the worlds? It's getting old. Come to think of it, so are you. Why not get that new guy, the dinosaur Megatron that didn't used to be you, why don't you get him to

Zeedust says:

Aeon Animation's preliminaty character model for Prime and Overload combined

Anonymous says:

(This is where you put your name, right? oh ok.)
Optimus Prime

??? says:

Optimus: MY GOD THAT LADY HAS SUCH A HUGE ASS--
Peter runs in
Peter: HEY THATS MY WIF---
Peter gets run over by a Decepticon

Anonymous says:

Prime: Autobots, shalom and roll out !!

Anonymous says:

Let my people go!

Anonymous says:

Oh, man... so this is Wheelie's so called costume party...

Anonymous says:

Prime-I better stop pretending to be Jewish-Bible seller and find this human, Megatron's teaming up with, named Stewie and quick, this fat guys laugh is getting on my nerves.
Peter-hehehehehehehehehe.............

Hot Rodimus says:

Everyone Ge-woah,rong cameo qoute

Anonymous says:

AutoPious!

Anonymous says:

Ohhhh a penny!

Zu Darkness says:

By taking whellie's advise that no one can tell if he's an Autobot Optius puts on the garb and walks in. After getting discover to finds Whellie and B---- Slaps him

Zu Darkness says:

Optimus: Note to self read fine print before signing the contract

Suzuki says:

DIRECTOR: No, no, no! In the new team-up, the Joes and Transformers are fighting in World War ONE! The ones responsible for the Holocaust were in World War TWO!

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: Rabbi Megatron, I'm ready for my barmistfa. I'm ready to imbrace manhood!

Anonymous says:

So I guess that means the rumors are true. Mel Brooks is directing the new TF movie

Pokejedservo says:

Prime (thinking): So I'm in a show that got rejected from a different channel into Cartoon Network's Adult Swim? Eh, could've been worse, I could've been on "The Ripping Friends" *shudders*

Omega Supreme says:

Megatron: I've done it I've defeated Optimus Prime, hehehehahahahaha!!!, but I never thought it would be anything like this.
Optimus: Oh shut up Megadumb.

Linkortron says:

"If I were a rich man."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Next season on 24 Optimus Prime joins the cast watch as he goes undercover with agent Jack Bauer to defend the U.S. from terrorists.

tf dutchie says:

Allahrm, allahrm, the decepticons are comming!
*oh no, I'm a rabbi*

Anonymous says:

"So, you sure my Beam Axe is isn't overdoing it for the...operation?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I find it very odd that even though all three components feel pain when one is hurt only Optimus converted the trailer,and roller stayed with their original faith. Weird huh?

Anonymous says:

A3:"And, my son, did you bring your two friends along for tea?" (Prime):" Ye..eess, but actually, they're a liiittle to big, daddy..." (at that moment the earth is shakin and loud footsteps could be heard)(A3):

Anonymous says:

Rabbimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentiant beings, Pharaohtron! Pharaohtron: No! Now get back to work building those pyramids! Rabbimus: Okay... *sniffle*

The Matrix says:

Obey the 10 Commandments, or Moses will come down and kick your ass.

Broadside says:

Does that mean my successor's gonna be rabbimus Prime

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Shortly after G1 stopped being aired in the states Optimus needed to find work the result a short lived series(1 episode)on FOX called "That's My Rabbi" didn't fair to well. Sadly it only continued when Bumblebee remade

Beast Simpson says:

Mark my words, we WILL defeat Galvatron and the Mormonicons!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"What these oh their worms cool no just like that X-Man guy Maggot."

Anonymous says:

"Anyone know of a good kosher Deli around here?"

RollingMayhem says:

So... you're sure these 'spenders don't make me look fat?

Anonymous says:

A3: "Prime, my son. Are you back home?" Prime:"Yes daddy, aand I've eaten my sandwich at lunchbreak, just as you told me. And I didn't spend all of my money for pokemon trading cards." A3:"Ver

Anonymous says:

Not only is energon a clean-burning fuel, it's also kosher!

Anonymous says:

Prime: Oh man, I haven't been this poorly animated since Dark Awakening...

Wizzrobe says:

Bumblebee: Optimus, I don't think thats what Wheeljack ment when he said you should "convert to a better power source."

Anonymous says:

I fight for the freedom of all sentinent beings, as long as they can pay!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"What no I'm not Jewish I've been upgraded for slot car racing."

Anonymous says:

"This is Jewish!"

Spartanion says:

Bumble looks at Optimus "Lost another bet eh?"

Optimus:"Yup I should have known that ant would beat the crud out of Wheelie"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Laugh if you will Megatron,I'm not the only one who converted meet Omega Scwartzman."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I really can't complain converting to the Jewish faith has been pretty good to me,the biggest draw back is that Megatron gets away with everything fridays after sundown,well that and eating energon matza."

Anonymous says:

"Well, it's been OK, except my little beanie keeps blowing away in cab mode."

Anonymous says:

"...therefore, I will be known from this point forward as Shecky Prime"

Anonymous says:

That is the real reason why the Transformers were al circumsized.

Anonymous says:

"May this mennorah light your darkest hour."

Anonymous says:

"Hey! Don't laugh! My luck's been getting better since I switched my smokestacks with Mezuzahs!

Anonymous says:

Why the hell am I wearing this crap!!!

Optimus says:

honey, i'm home!

Anonymous says:

peter "Jewformers, more than meets my rabi! Jewishbots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Nazicons!" Use that star of david optimus jew!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Optimus Prime,"Hello,Lois." Lois,"Hello,Optimus you know your not supposed to be here." Optimus Prime,"I know Lois but I can't help myself.I love you Lois leave Peter come with me we'll leave

Anonymous says:

At least I was drawn better on SNL.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Every December I wait for FOX to run my two favorite holiday specials KISS Saves Christmas, and The Transformers save Hanukah.(pictured above)

Anonymous says:

And games

Anonymous says:

I starred in my own tv show and now it's come to this. At least there's the comics, Armada crap, and the upcoming movie.

Anonymous says:

I'd probably looked better in Dilbert. Least I'd get to be an Elbonian.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Megatron made his Optimus clone before he knew that, in an accident too bizarre to explain, Wheelie's CD-ROM copy of "Hershel and The Hannukah Goblins" had gotten mixed in with his schematics. The scary thing was, the Autobots

Anonymous says:

whoops thought this was the sperm donors...wait dont throw it away i could use it as an elastic band or a nice necklace

Anonymous says:

Oy. I gotta get this jewish garb off before fighting Megatron. I look like a shlameal.

Anonymous says:

Waitaminute! Prime's Jewish?! All this time I thought he was Christian!

REEK-ON says:

3/10 successful circumcisons can't be bad!

Anonymous says:

Rabbimus Primeman prepares for an exorcism to banish the suck from Armada.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I think Stewie from Family Guy grew up to become Megatron from Beastwars. Think about it their speach patterns are so similar,yes.

Anonymous says:

This may sound weird but that looks just like the old Optimus halloween costume well mine didn't square up at the shoulders like that.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I found this cheap knockoff of Optimus Prime in my local Dollar Tree store its package called it Motor Change Robot.Hey what you want for a dollar?

TetraReris says:

I'm sorry I couldn't find a hat in my size. Will this do?

Anonymous says:

Shalom Humans, I am Rabimus Prime. Im from Israeltron. Ineed your help in the war against the the palestiniacons and their leader Megatron Hussein

Anonymous says:

Why is Optimus wearing such a ridiculous outfit?

Anonymous says:

Dradle,dradle, dradle/
I made it out of clay...

Anonymous says:

OH MY JESUS!

FortMax says:

FortMax: The decepticons are in a place called Palestine!?!

FortMax says:

Optimus: What next master Yoda?

FortMax says:

Optimus:You see the jewish Autobots believe there was a Autobot Jesus but he was not the messiah

Exulted Unicron says:

Optimus decides to entertain the crowd with a rendition of Weird Al's "Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)"

Anonymous says:

What's that Jazz? You want to join the Nation of Islam? Are you sure you really want to do that?

Anonymous says:

Note to self, When Circumcising Wheelie..make Mistake, and pretend to be sorry...that'll shut the little bastard up.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Peter,"Holy Crap there's a Jew in my living room!" Lois,"Peter,shouldn't you be more concerned that he's a tractor trailer truck that turned into a giant robot?" Peter,"Hey who am I t

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"You lose Megatron by choosing Jackie Mason as your Headmaster and Johnathan Silverman as your Powermaster,my Headmaster partner is Fran Drescher,and I've backed up her sonic attack with the most powerful Jewish battery ever meet Powerma

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"GIMMEL! You lose Megatron."

gLOVES1000 says:

'ahhhh, i play one mean game of dradle!'

Anonymous says:

Hasbro Official: Well, we lost the rights to your name, too, Optimus Prime. So for your new toyline, we're recomissioning you as Rabbimus Prime. According to our polls, it seems we can rake even more money into our greedy little hands by marketin

Anonymous says:

Well, this proves my theory about Jews having extraterrestrial ties. After all, Superman was an alien who died and came back - he was created by Jews. Mr. Spock was an alien who died and came back - he was played by a Jew (and Nimoy contributed more to t

TheRoMan says:

"That it Prime! Me Grimlock draw line right here. Me say no bash heads on Saturday stupid rule! Me Grimlock no Jewish. Me Grimlock now take off stupid beenie!"

TheRoMan says:

"Realy Spike, we didn't want all of the employees at the rocket facility die. You have to understand, it was sundown on a Friday night and well....."

TheRoMan says:

There was only one Transformer as powerful as Shlomo Prime....his arch enemy, MegaMohamad!

TheRoMan says:

Once Sharon showed Arafat his new line of Tel Aviv Public Transportation vehicles. Even he knew, the Hamas gig was up.

Anonymous says:

You got the touch
You got the power
When all hells breaking
loose
YOu be riding the eye of the storm

Anonymous says:

Botmitvahs, transform, and spin the dreidel!

Anonymous says:

Hitler's worst nightmare.

Anonymous says:

Optimus, yelling to Megatron: "My God can beat up your God!"

Anonymous says:

Optimus cashes in on the "Seinfeld" craze of the late '90s.

Anonymous says:

sO, WHEN THE SANTA OUTFIT FOR AGAIN?

Anonymous says:

I'm in the wrong cartoon!

Anonymous says:

In order to be considered for purchase of G1 Reissue Prime by the Jewish community, he had to be converted. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, he got circumsized and now we all regret the shorten stacks choice.

Scattershot says:

Optimus prepares on a spiritual level for his fight with Unicron.

Optimess Prime says:

Rabbimus Prime is Preparing for Wheelie's Bot-Mitzvah

Megashock says:

Decepticons are kinda like Nazis aren't they?

Anonymous says:

"Jews! More than meets my yamaka! Jewishbots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of... the Nazicons!"

Anonymous says:

I quit Hasbro, so I've come here on Fox.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

TRU reissue Powermaster Optimus Prime with Hebrew Apex Armor. (hey it's funnier than my last 2 posts)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wow that was so bad I had to Say I'm sorry again and major I'm sorry to Adam Sandler.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I wrote this song for all the jewish robots who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Optimus Prime lights the menorah so do Jazz,Sunstreaker and Snarl he's a dinosaura. Guess who eats together at the Iacon Deli Silverbolt the plane and

Megashock says:

So, is someone gonna get me a seat big enough for my butt or what? I'm tired of standing.

Anonymous says:

Oy vey! what a day 2 barmitzahs and a circumsiscion! oh and to the moskowites mazeltov!

Anonymous says:

Autobots, transform, and roll out. For the briss!

Starscreamer says:

To combat Megatron's aliance with Pat Robertson, Prime forges an aliance of his own...

Shermtron says:

Transformers the movie prequal: autobots help the jews win the yom kippour war...

Shermtron says:

OY!! My back its killing me

Anonymous says:

Uuuhh.....this ain't the council citadel.

Anonymous says:

Ok! Who's the (bleep) head who drew me like this. I look nothing like on my old show. And why the (bleep) do I have only four fingers?!

Firestorm says:

Little David had no idea what his parents had in store for him at his bar mitzvah.....

Megashock says:

"OK! Who' the (bleep) head who drew me like this! I look nothing on my old G1 show. And why the hell do I have only four fingers??!

Jade says:

They day optimus becomes a man his Bar Mitzvah!!!

Anonymous says:

yes, very clever. the only way they could get optimus to do a cameo was to have him don a jewish garb for the Family Guy. Whoopee ding.

Optimus Minor says:

"If only Armada was as good as you!"

Anonymous says:

Rabbi Primus prepares to for an exorcism to banish the suck from Armada.

star_sabre86 says:

Moletov its a boy

Anonymous says:

You need a caption for this? All right fine. Here's a topic. Megatron has a new evil weapon. Discuss.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Optimus,"I'm not really Jewish Carly knitted this for me."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Hey I'm not suprise Optimus converted I knew it the moment I picked up the TRU reissue and saw that his smoke stacks had been trimmed.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jewish Powermaster Optimus Prime found that after going the Powermaster process he had become an amazing song and dance man.Well that's not really a suprise he was bonded with Sammy Davis Jr.,"Transform and roll out,cats."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'm here to perform your son's circumcision......WITH MY ENERGY AX!"

Anonymous says:

Somewhere long before Cybertron was THAT scene in an Autobot family was...(Alpha Trion): "And remember, Optimus, my son, always ea..."(young prime interupts him):"...always eat your lunch box at lunchbreak, and don't sh

Chris says:

Peter: "Hey Lois look here its the Transformers."

Lois: "Finally a show Chris can watch."

Chris: "Ah mom....."

Peter:" Hey dont worry Chris you get to watch Rabbi Prime fight the e

Chris says:

Peter: "Hey Lois look here its the Transformers."
Lois: "Finally a show Chris can watch."
Chris: "Ah mom....."
Peter:" Hey dont worry Chris you get to watch Rabbi Prime fight the evils of t

Anonymous says:

"And today, we shall read a passage from the Covenant of Primus..."

Skyfire the Artist says:

We don't believe in Robot Jesus. We believe he was built and programmed well, but he wasn't our Messiah.

PlasmaRadio says:

Rabbi Optimus: "Those schlemeal Decipticons have stolen Haunica! Lets just schlep on down and lay a schmekel of whoop-tushie on their Decepti-cans!"

Anonymous says:

Why am I a powermaster already???

Prowling Hound says:

Rabbi Primeman gets ready for Wheelie's Bat Mihztvah!

Anonymous says:

If you think being Jewish is hard, wait until you see what we cut off during an Autobot Brisk

Prowling Hound says:

How many bagels did you say you wanted?

Anonymous says:

Optimus infiltrates a synagogue, looking to find Rumble and Frenzy, who now transform into a dreidle and a Star of David.

Anonymous says:

Political correctness sucks!

Anonymous says:

Havatransforma!

SlagMaker says:

Shalom!

Slapshot says:

dang it some one get me dreamwave's number these marvel guys suck!!

Slapshot says:

how dare they do this, i've done summer stock!!!

Detour says:

Oh great. First wardrobe screws up, and now I'm on the wrong set. And where the hell is my latte????

Anonymous says:

I always thought Autobots were Christian.

Anonymous says:

Who cares if I'm wearing a Jewish Garb?! Doesn't anyone notice that I look like a goddamn Gobot?!

Anonymous says:

And all the Autobots say I'm pretty fly for a Rabbi.

Anonymous says:

So it is written in the Talmud, "...an Autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour." -Alpha Trion 3:16

Anonymous says:

We all knew that some autobot was Religious