Optimus laying down on the job

BG the Robit says:

What no one else knows is that he's throwing up all the beer he drank that morning into a hole under his facehole.

Mugshot says:

"Optimus, get up! They've finally got a caption that ISNT G1 or Animated!"

Lockdownhunter says:

Y U NO WORK?!! 073H$$V

Heckfire says:

"Geez, Primal, just light a damn match. There's no need for the melodrama."
"...wild...bean...vines...PRIMUS...I need...air..."

Unknown says:

Rhinox:I'm dissapointed in you.
STAY ABOVE THE INFLUENCE

/!\
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Zeedust says:

In the end... 'twas BOB FORWARD killed the beast!

Sondura1 says:

Rinox:Oh Primus he's drunk again

DeltaSilver88 says:

Primal: WOOOOOAAAHHHH! *SPLAT*
Rhinox: HEY! Why the hell did you drop outta the sky like that?
Cheetor: He's trying to act out the scene from 'Band of Brothers'. See? He's gettin' up... The line!
Primal: To hell with that!

Angie Prime says:

Primal: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Rhinox: Hm? You say something?
Primal:.....I hate you.
Rhinox: Shh! I'm answering do this caption contest thing with me and you in it!

Garurublue says:

"I swearz to drunk, I'm not Primus...*hic*"

Roadshadow says:

What happens when Optimus Primal drinks too much whiskey.

Starbeam says:

Optimus Primal's Tarzan impression failed for lack of vine.

Thanatos Prime says:

Primal:Mmm... this dirt ain't bad rhinox, try some.

Rhinox: I truly am the only sentient being on this planet.

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "Back to work, you lazy monkey!"

Primal: "But I've been building towers nonstop for three days, and I outrank you! I haven't slept, I've been so busy! Can't I at least get a lunch break?"

Rhinox: &qu

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Rhinox: I TOLD you to watch that first step, Optimus, It's a doozy!
Primal: NOW he tels me.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: You should've had breakfast Optimus. Optimus: I did havvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve breakffffffffffassssssssssssst... Rhinox: ...I mean a real breakfast, not beer...

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: OH MY GOD, OPTIMUS IS HAVING SEX WITH THE GROUND!!
Nightpaw: Hey, it's probably the only thing that will have it with him...

Anonymous says:

(Rhinox) Optimus, what are you doing?
(Optimus Primal) You can bet I'm not eating banana's!!

Shadow Fox says:

Rhinox- Ya I know that this series disappointed fans optimus primal..but that doesn't mean you have to get drunk and pass out crying.

Anonymous says:

Primal:I shwear*hic*to*hic*Primush, I'm not*HICCUP!*jrunk.

Anonymous says:

(Rinox) lazy bum rinox do this rinox do that i do all the work while he pretends he's flying over a field of roses. (primal) la la lllaaaa le whooopeeee how cute waponater shot me.

Alirion says:

"My God, you're right! We really do have no shadows! Hey, I look like I'm flying!"

Anonymous says:

What happens when Optimus Primal drinks too much whiskey.

omega icecream says:

this is a dumb caption!

Arkhaon says:

optimus primal the drunken monkey

Anonymous says:

Optimous Primal had some fun last night.

Zeedust says:

TruKK HiT MuNky, D00d! (Sorry, couldn't resist! ^_^;)

parkwood says:

Man its always something with you when there is REAL work to do! But whenever we we try and take a break! -Rhinox-

K-nonFodder says:

Rhinox" sir excuse me sir if you lay there any longer we will have to charge you for the night"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox, "I told him not to reinact King Kong!"

Zeedust says:

Just so you know, the ground is further away in this pic than it looks. Ask poor Optimus... Ouch.

Anonymous says:

rhinox: i told you not to tell that to airrazor
optimus: oooouuch......

TetraReris says:

Primal: Look! I can make a sand angel!
Rhinox. Uhmm hmm... that's nice.

REEK-ON says:

Monkey-ass bastard. Make me do everything!

Anonymous says:

I warned his fury butt not to touch my computer...

Anonymous says:

"How does the ground taste, Optimus?"

JP says:

Rhinox: "Oh no. He wasn't kidding when he said she was drop dead gorgeous..."

Dean says:

optimus:ahhh thats some good ----. Rhinox:----ing drug addict

Anonymous says:

"Ok Optimus ... just hold on... we'll see if that spider was poisonous or not..." *thwack!* "Damned 56k..."

Chrono says:

so that's what a dead ape looks like. Go figure I thought they'd smell more.

Anonymous says:

Optimus thinking - why can't Rhinox give it a rest. He borded me into status lock

Anonymous says:

"Try to take the keyboard from me, eh? That'll learn'em. Now....Bring up Yahoo...and type in..Transformers...porn..."

Hot Shot says:

no i dont wanna play

Zu Darkness says:

Boy did I have way too much to drink

Anonymous says:

Hmm, well even leaders wanna have a nap before they give the orders...

Anonymous says:

Maximals, Roll Out! ... Oh ----!

zach says:

optimus now is not the time for a nap

Anonymous says:

next time I won't shoot you in the legs with two bullets, next time I enemty it into your head!
wonder what this button does? (presses big button) awwww!!! nowonder! its that damn car crusher magnet! I am stuck,nooooo! I can't shoot meg

Anonymous says:

(riknox)He never can stay on his knees long enough

Anonymous says:

Next time you call me queer I'll go even deeper...

Beast Simpson says:

Optimus, stop having a temper tantrum! Youll eat your energon and LIKE IT!!!

Anonymous says:

hey! my doo looks like Prime!

Anonymous says:

hey! my doo looks like a Prime!

dan says:

Rhinox: Yeah, Prime pooped out from all that fisces flinging at the Predicons last night.

Beast Simpson says:

Geez, now EVERY loser thinks he can break dance...

Anonymous says:

Prime:I bow down before you mighty rhinox...You are master....(thinks..curse those raiders for losing...i'll never bet again..I feel like a fool)

Rhinox says:

come on prime don't feel bad it wasn't your fault.

MindWipe says:

ooooh i feel as if im falling !!!

Broadside says:

MMMM Don't care bout command just want to sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous says:

"AND HERE COMES OPTIMUS PRIMEUS FROM THE PLANET OF CYBERTRON, he leaps over the horse, tripple back flip, half pike and a 360 WOW THAT WAS MAGNIfi...*SLAP* ohh...

Anonymous says:

Oh my my aching motherboard give me a break will ya I'm just havin issues wth the ground very exiting issues

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Oh, just because I don't give him the last banana smoothie, he starts having a hissy fit!

Optimus: I WANT IT!!

Unicron says:

Rinox: *grumble* Every time he comes back here, he comes back drunk!

Anonymous says:

rhinox:i shouldnt have had the bean berito
primal: the smell.......

Mythos says:

Optimus:NOOOO I JUST SAY ARMADA I CANT TAKE IT!RHINOZ:IM TRYING TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL DAMMIT

Anonymous says:

now you're just copying generation-1 megatron.....thats sad

Anonymous says:

Rhinox-"I told you this would happen if you Download AOL into your system but would you listen, Noooooooo."

Anonymous says:

HOMER SLEEP NOW!!

Anonymous says:

That's the last time I let YOU get behind me, Rhinox.....

Anonymous says:

op: Face.....numb....can't...move.
Rhinox: I'm worlkin on the tlransporter now captian

Unknown says:

Rhinox: Damn it primal how many times have i told you you just cant get drunk on the job.

Brawl says:

Primal: On a scale of one to ten I am SO drunk.

Anonymous says:

stayin up late drinkin that booze agian werent you?
Optimus:Go to hell you! and stop the room from spinning!

Jon says:

Optimus: "Yeeeeargh! *THUD* Rhinox: Well thats just dandy! I told you to watch for that plothole Optimus!

Anonymous says:

Optimus - "Help, I've become a poorly constructed action figure with limited mobility and articulation!" Rhinox - "WOOOO DOGGY, let the sodimizin' begin, YEEE HAAAA!!!!

Anonymous says:

Primal: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Rhinox:It is this kind of idiocy that prevents me from feeling sorry for what I'll do to you as Tankor.
Primal: Who?
Rhinox: I've read ahead a few scripts.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Didn't I tell you that this radio tower is NOT a tree???

Anonymous says:

"Hey Rhinox, I'm mooning Starscream !"

Anonymous says:

Rinox:haha you fell
op:shut uuupppp

overdrive says:

RHINOX: THAT'S IT! optimus your not gettin anymore energon here. now go home and sleep it off.

overdrive says:

OPTIMUS: "supermaaaaaaaaan" *thud*

Anonymous says:

op:weeeeeeeee(splat!), rinox:oh no

jory says:

Optimus: I can fly, i can fly, i can.......flop
Rhinox: oh boy not anouther one. You gota trasform top fly and you bubble butt

Anonymous says:

Rhino: He's been in that postion for a while. I wonder why he likes sand so much.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: W0W!! I never knew that the Eiffeltower in Paris was so high, Optimus. Optimus??? OP: Just let me die in peace ooohhh my agin'headache!

EDIMUS PRIME says:

optimus, the temporal probe will be back any minute now,STOP MAKING DIRT ANGELS

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Man, that was some good taboo-of-a-name.

star_saber says:

oprimal: all right that's it that's the last time i go to the all night gay strippers club with only a hand full of penies!! rinox: i didnt hear anything, i didnt hear anything!

Anonymous says:

Rhinox:...so then by duplicating the transwarpsignature and converting it to a disc it then allow me to download...Optimus are you listening to me?? OP:zzzZZZzzzzzz

Anonymous says:

OP: Oh, man! Rhinox, get down here and help me find my contact lens?

Anonymous says:

I told you you'd be wasted now did i or did i not

Firestorm says:

Hey, Rhinox! You'r enot going to believe it, but someone wrote your sister's name and phone number on the ground here!

Anonymous says:

Looks like someone spanked that monkey.

Chee-toy says:

Rhinox: Dang... Chee-toy can spell squat. Oprimal: Can you at lest get her to give me back my bearings?

Chee-toy says:

Rhinox: HAhahaha... That'll just the spamers out of our circuts. OP: Great... Now give me a hand in fixing mine.

Anonymous says:

This is what happens when you spank your monkey for too long.

Anonymous says:

"Oh yeah, watch out for that banana peel..."

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: He's Alive, ALLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!

Firestorm says:

Hey, Optimus, mind lighting a match.... I guess not.

Firestorm says:

Cartoonist Frank 'Monkey Boy' Cho attempts to get his latest 'Liberty Meadows' strip past the censors.

Firestorm says:

I told you that it would be a while, Optimus. Next time, bring something to read and you'll stay awake!

Anonymous says:

Unreal Tournament message: Optimus Primal left a small crater.

Anonymous says:

While surfing the net, Optimus and Rhino found a file that was called "Pokemon-Electric Soldier Porygon (The Banned Episode)". I think you hardcore pokemon fans can guess what happened to Prime.

Anonymous says:

Optimus Primal: "I've fallen and i can't get up!" Rhinox: "I told you not to smoke that plant Optimus! But did you listen?! Noo"

Seibertron says:

This is a test for IP tracking and ISP HOST tracking.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: One moment I'm in the ark passed out on the floor with Carly and Spike standing over me and the next I'm passed out in a monkey suit with Rhinox standing over me! Weird!

Anonymous says:

"Oooh! After laying down the Rhino's Elbow, Rhinox prepares to climb the cage and win the match!"

JP says:

Rhinox muttering to himself:"Rhinox do this, Rhinox do that! A Rhinos work is never done around here.."

Anonymous says:

optimus stop humping the ground! damn horny ape

raijinald says:

Quake Message: Ape Convoy cratered. Ape Convoy does the lemming thing. Ape Convoy is in the wrong place.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Prime, I'd hate to tell you this, but you'd better wake up quick! Megatron is gonna make sure we don't get back home to Cybertron, so move it and take the next hit for me!

Anonymous says:

*Rhinox* Cheetor you left your toy in the middle of the room again!

USAF Prime says:

*Rhinox* For the last Time Optimus I am not gonna sleep with you!!!!!!!!!

*Optimus* I can't take it anymore!! I'm gonna kill myself!!!

*Rhinox* Nope not gonna work

Optimus Primevil says:

Rhinox: Just a little more and i'll get that gorilla plush doll...

Anonymous says:

someone forgot to tell Prime they emptied the pool

Cyclonus says:

Rhinox,realizing that in the next TF series, not only does everything suck, but he also turns bad and dies while Primal comes down with Alzheimers, decides to kill Primal and steal his voice box and sends it to Hasbro to use for Armada OP, with the guaran

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: and that Prime is "Armada"
prime? prime?

frank says:

"Optimus, you'll love sniffing this new energon glue!! Optimus...?"

Anonymous says:

Optimus lays a killer far......

ToXmAn says:

Hail to Rhinox

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: I told you to watch that first step...but did you listen? NOOO!!
Optimus: well thats just prime..Now get over here and help me up

Pokejedservo says:

Why Rhinox should not make towers on top of giant gumballs.

davewelttf says:

On one occasion Optimus primal forgot that his prime jets were removed for repair and this is the result

Firestorm says:

Imagine the tactical advantage from putting these radar sites up on hills.... is it just me, Optimus, or did the mountain suddenly vanish leaving us to hurtle to our deaths?

Anonymous says:

After Rhinox turned down the marriage proposal, Primal got himself totally wasted.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: I have to do EVERYTHING Optimus? First i have to beat up Megatron and now everything depends on me! Prime.

Zeus says:

Rhinox: Hey Optimus, betcha 10 Energon chips you can't do a Quadruple flip with a half-twist from the top of this tower!
Optimus: You're On ... Here I Goooooooooooooo .........
Blmmmmmmph

Anonymous says:

OP: I could have sworn there was a swimming pool here just a minute ago... Rhinox: Optimus and booze, just don't mix!!

Skyfire the Artist says:

Optimus leaves the work to Rhinox while he samples the Pepto-Bismol flavored soil.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox is subbing for Primal because P got a migrain from Megs.

Anonymous says:

Why did Airrazor leave me for that punk@#*& Tigaron

raijinald says:

Quake message: Ape Convoy becomes bored with life.

Bluestreak says:

Optimus: Hey Rhinox look I'm Superman!!

Anonymous says:

Rhinox:Ok, I got three questions to ask you fella. Who are you, where did you get that maximal brand time ship, and why did you kill Optimus?

Tankor:All you'll need to know is that you will know why I did that and you will thank yoursel... I m

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: "Don't worry, Optimus! I have that fantasy-program of RatTrap out of you system in no time!" Primal: "Please hurry! Must stop humping the ground!"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox playing real-life version of Beast Wars the Game as Optimus Primal. Guess who lost.

Anonymous says:

Optimus, did you hear that boom? Optimus? OPTIMUS?!

Firestorm says:

Whoa- Optimus must have made a high leap off the diving board. I don't think he's even come down yet!

Slappyfrog says:

Rhinox hated it when Optimus, drunk on energon, tried to fly while still in beast mode.

Anonymous says:

Oh, for the love of Christ.... I didn't say no,Optimus, just not right now!

Anonymous says:

Optimus tests his "I can fly in beast mode" theory.

Chachi says:

Rhinox: "Optimus, this is not 2001: A Space Odyssey and I am NOT building the Monolith! GET UP!"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: With this mind control, I can make mak u do what I tell u to, now, bow down 2 me!! OP: Yes masters! (Lies down)

BLACKBIRD says:

i knew should not have partyed to hard,oh my aching body

protoformX says:

"Oh, great and mighty Rhinox. I live only to serve..."

M says:

optimus gets drunk and passes out after reading the script for beast machines

Anonymous says:

Rinox:Y'know,Optimus,a Bungee cord REALLY helps if your'e Bungee Jumping!

Anonymous says:

Primal after trying to note to all of these immature posters that airing your dirty laundry to the public is just a feeble attempt as sympathy from people, like him, who should not give a s£!t, and don't.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Great, nows not the time for you to get over energized again!

optimuslives says:

You know, we can't change the situation so what is the point of bitching about it. Obviously, there are problems, but that does not mean we should all jump ship and do nothing but bombard Ryan, what would you do if you were in his situation and

Stelartron says:

Optimus Primal after seeing how many pi$$ed-off people posted here. RHINOX: *looks over* Slag... he's overloaded again...

Anonymous says:

Gasp! A dead Munky! Let's eat it!

Shermtron says:

whoa dude

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Optimus have many times have I told you, you can only fly in robot mode.

Anonymous says:

Dang it, Rhinox! Stop leaving your tools everywhere!

Shermtron says:

Rhinox:geez optimus is drunk again on the job..
OP: burp!

Shermtron says:

look rhinox snow angels...

Anonymous says:

"WOW! That laser on top of this thing really works, doesn't it Optimus? Op...uh oh...

The Matrix says:

Tripping over a rock and knocking yourself cold. Another side effect of hunger...