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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus riding on Slingshot
205 comments
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205 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Tigerhawk7109 says:

And the fandom rejoiced, for scale was real

Jul 31, 2020

Towline says:

In 1984. this was the only way Optimus Prime can combine with Quickslinger.
You 2016 kids are lucky.

Jun 1, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Sling: Get off of me.
OP: No.
Sling: Then I'll MAKE you! *flings him off*
OP:*hurtles to ground* B****!!!!!!!!!

May 12, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

Remember Starscream and Shockwave?

Nov 26, 2013

Godzillabot Primal says:

What ever you do Slingshot, don't brake!!!

Jan 21, 2012

Octocon says:

Prime: This still beats easyjet

Dec 15, 2011

Angelbot says:

Slingshot: This is the last time I fly you to Cybertron for a night out with Elita One!

Optimus Prime: Oh, about that. Don't wait up.

Slingshot: Aghhhhhhhh!!!

Jul 7, 2007

galvatron224 says:

SLINSHOT: HARDER,HARDER.
OPTIMUS: I'M GOING AS HARD AS I CAN...

Jun 5, 2007

Backspace says:

Slightshot: See Primo, even a truck needs a flight...
Optimus: You're right Slightshot. So let's fly out...!!!!

Oct 31, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Optimus: I know you're hiding drugs from me, Slingshot! And I want them for myself NOW!

Mar 29, 2006

DeltaSilver88 says:

Slingshot *thinking*: OK, this is the last time I let Prime to practice Jet Judo on me...
Prime: ....Now what the hell did Sideswipe do the last time..? Oh YEAH! *tightens grip*
Slingshot: HURK! *pass out*
Prime: ....Oops.

Feb 27, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Prime: Where's the boooooooooooooooooooze!?

Jul 18, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Prime: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I'm flying my ass off! And I feel gooooooooooood!
Slingshot: I have GOT to get a restraining order. He's been at this for 5 weeks now. I think he needs a good kick in the cyber-nuts.

Jul 12, 2005

prime idiot says:

If you don't get off me RIGHT NOW, you'll find out why I'm called Slingshot buster!

Jul 11, 2005

Takedown says:

Prime: "In thinking it over I always knew the real reason I called them the "ARIEL"-bots...9 million years ago..."

Jul 2, 2005

Takedown says:

Slingshot thinking to himself "I wonder what happend to Sideswipe's Jetpack..."

Jul 2, 2005

ALISTAIRE_562 says:

Slingshot: I'm telling you Optimus, Jet Blue has TV's and decent leg room go ride with them.

Optimus: But this feels better!

Slingshot: What the!!!

Jun 19, 2005

bvzxa says:

Optimus(in a drunken voice sings):"Rocky mountain fly.....so high!!!!"
Slingshot:"you have got to find a better way home next time!!"

Jun 12, 2005

red_ensign says:

Just another reason that Optimus Prime should never be allowed near alcohol.

Jun 4, 2005

Starbeam says:

Prime: "I have GOT to get a new travel-agent."

May 2, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Slingshot: I told you Prime, I'm not going to jail for you again. That was the last time I transport any drugs for you.
Prime: You signed a contract with me. I'm holding you to it.
Slingshot: You don't know what it is like to be in prison

Apr 15, 2005

darxide says:

Optimus and Slingshot re-enact a scene from the Ambiguosly Gay Duo...

Mar 9, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Slingshot: FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME PRIME I AM NOT GOING ALL THE WAY TO NAMEK, DO YOU REALISE HOW FAR THAT BLASTED PLANET IS!? AND DO YOU REALISE HOW HEAVY YOU TRULY ARE??

OP: Shut up and fly I've got a good idea for a wish that I don't want

Mar 9, 2005

ninjabot says:

Prime: Please don't do any barrel rolls.

Sling shot: Stop being a wuss.

Prime: Thats it when we land You are grounded.

Mar 7, 2005

datura9 says:

This is the LAST time I fly business class...

Jan 7, 2005

Warhead says:

optimus-GIMME MY CHANGE YOU B@STERD

Dec 8, 2004

HookX5 says:

Prime: "Give it up starscream! you won't get away this time!"
Slingshot: "Umm when's your next appointment with an optometrist boss?"

Nov 28, 2004

cecilia says:

Optimus:(*singing*)A handwashed turkey...There's turkey for all...A handwashed turkey...This turkey's having a ball...

Slingshot: For some reason I don´t like the ending of that song.

Optimus: come on, I´m just bored.

Slings

Nov 20, 2004

LunarFormer says:

Slingshot: FOR THE LAST TIME, POWERLINX DON'T EXIST YET! GET OFF ME!

Nov 8, 2004

Not Sonic says:

Optimus:Gimme back my doughnut!
Slingshot:NO!Its mine!

Nov 5, 2004

Suzuki says:

OPTIMUS: Remind me to upgrade our air-travel plans to at least "Business Class", from now on.

Oct 29, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

P: Uh, Slingshot? Could you please pull over a sec?
S: We're at 20,000 feet, you moron! Why?

P: Well...do you happen to have a bathroom on board?

S: Oh for the love of Primus! Why me? *Please let me crash into a mountain, please let me crash i

Oct 24, 2004

BLACKBIRD says:

Look up in the sky,it is a bird,a plane no it is Optimus getting away from reality

Oct 23, 2004

Alirion says:

Thank you for flying Air Slingshot: cake or death?

Oct 18, 2004

Angie Prime says:

Optimus: WHEEEEEE! (Slingshot shorts out and goes kaput) Dammit (looks through subspace pockets for quarters as they plummet)
Slingshot: Um....sir?
Optimus: Got it! (sticks a quarter...somewhere...o.o) (Slingshot moves again) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ^^
Slin

Sep 30, 2004

Greg says:

I Don't Know What Your Doing To Me But You Better Stop!

Sep 16, 2004

Defcon says:

Sorry Slingshot..BUT ITS BEEN FOUR MILLION YEARS!!!

or

Everyone suspected Prime of being a memebr of the Mile High Club

Aug 30, 2004

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Optimus really wanted a pony ride . . .

Aug 26, 2004

Rebirth Megatron says:

Prime: WHACHOO GONNA DO BRUDDA, WHEN OPTIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
Slingshot: Prime, a submission hold like that whould choke me up, IF I WEREN'T A GODDAMN PLANE.

Aug 9, 2004

star_sabre86 says:

Slingshot: Uh Prime, is this even kosher?
Prime: Uh..yeah..it is *shifs eyes*
Slingshot: ALright but if anyone else finds out that i gave you a ride to Arcee's then i'm screwed

Aug 8, 2004

Brakethrough says:

Optimus Prime: I tell ya, back in my day, we didn't have no fancy-shmancy powerlinx, or combiners, or Autobots what flew around, and...

Slingshot: Jeez. This is the last time I switch duties with Skydive. Carting Prime to the Old Autobots Civic Ce

Aug 7, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"DOG PILE ON SLINGSHOT!"
Slingshot,"At 20,000 ft?! Are you insane!"

Aug 7, 2004

Anime_Fangirl says:

Slingshot: Well... At least it's not Energon Prime...

Aug 7, 2004

Ultrabot says:

whats that in my energy drive prime?

Aug 6, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Ooooooooo I wanna go to the cockpit!"
Slingshot,"Hold still,I'm trying to fly here,your acting like a child."
Prime,"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toy plane,toy plane!"

Aug 6, 2004

Pokejedservo says:

Peter Cullen's version of a 747

Aug 6, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Prime: "Are they real?"

Aug 6, 2004

AirwalkerX says:

Slingshot: Prime...
{Optimus Prime snores loudly)
Slingshot: Prime
{Snores continue loudly)
Slingshot: PRIME!!
Optimus: Uh... what? where... Slingshot?

Aug 5, 2004

Ransom says:

Prime suddenly realizes that using the "sleeper" hold on Slingshot in midair really hadn't been a smart idea.

Aug 5, 2004

Ransom says:

Prime: Tell me where my Energon stash is NOW, Slingshot!!!

Aug 5, 2004

Acelister says:

Prime: "I knew I should have partnered with Silverbolt for this Scavenger hunt..."

Aug 5, 2004

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "Whats the rush?!"
Prime: "Teletran One showed me something! We must hurry to save Debbie from her evil half brother's clone!"
Slingshot: "I told Spike to not tune Teletran into soap opera's..."

Aug 5, 2004

Acelister says:

Optimus wasn't impressed when he found out it was a human jet.

Aug 5, 2004

Acelister says:

Prime: "Give me the remote! You know I can't lead properly without watching Tom and Jerry!"

Aug 5, 2004

Sanguinarius says:

Optimus: Up Up and away!
slingshot: No prime, not 'up' anything...

Aug 5, 2004

Ransom says:

Narrator: --and they are off!! Optimus Prime and Slingshot appear to make a great couple! But will Megatron and Starscream make a greater, faster couple?

OP, SS, M, & SS: DIE!!!

Aug 5, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

Prime" ufff errrp"
slingshot"OOOohh, quick use the bag use the bag!!!!!"

Aug 5, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

ittle boy to his mother." Look , mom; up in the sky! Is it bird, a plane, a frog?"

mom" a frog?"

prime and slingshot" nope its just little old me Underdog!"

Aug 5, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL,KILL!"
Slingshot,"What the hell,are you babbling about?"

Aug 5, 2004

Omega_ZorronX says:

"Uh Prime, are you sure it's me you are suppose to be riding with? I mean Skyfire is unattached right now"

Aug 4, 2004

aegrimonia says:

"Uh, look Prime, i don't care what you say, I don't think that's a Powerlinx slot"

Aug 4, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Yay airplane ride! Where do I put the quarter in?"
Slingshot,"*GULP!*"

Aug 4, 2004

terradive2020 says:

Damb It Prime, I told you not to take Viagra!!

Aug 4, 2004

Optimus_Prime_2063 says:

Slingshot: "I told him not to spit. I told him it would render him unconscious. Would he listen NOOOOO! He had to be a kid. Geeze this weight is killin me. Maybe if I do a barrel roll he will fall off, but then I'd still have to carry him b

Aug 4, 2004

Optimus_Prime_2063 says:

Prime: "Where in Alpha Trion's name is that Omega Supreme, this ride to Cybertron will take forever like this!" Slingshot: "Well it would be easier if you didn't weigh so much!" Prime: "Hey take it easy I could be in Veh

Aug 4, 2004

Alphatron says:

Slingshot: Get off, Fat-ass!!

Aug 4, 2004

Optimus_Prime_2063 says:

Slingshot: "Hey Prime..." Prime: "Yeah?" Slingshot: "I was talking to someone in the military the other day, you know what he said?" Prime: "No, what? Slingshot: "He said Barrel Roll HARCH!" *Does a barrel roll

Aug 4, 2004

Optimus_Prime_2063 says:

Slingshot: "Geeze Prime that was some sneeze!"
Prime: "Yeah I know. Now when are we going to land?"

Aug 4, 2004

Ransom says:

Slingshot: Optimus, do you remember if I gassed up before leaving?

Prime: No... Why?

Slingshot: Oh, nothing. *thinks* We're done for.

Aug 4, 2004

Ransom says:

Narrator: And this is another prime -- forgive the pun -- example of road-rage carrying over into the air.

Aug 4, 2004

Ransom says:

Prime: Some flight this is. Where are the in-flight Energon snacks?!

Aug 4, 2004

Ransom says:

Prime: Aren't we suppose to be moving _forward_?

Slingshot: Duh!!

Prime: Then why are we moving _backwards_?

Slingshot: ... *shifts gear to Drive from Reverse*

Prime: *sighs deeply*

Aug 4, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

Aug 3, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wsssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooo!(Prime falling)
BONK
Prime,"Guess who?"

Aug 3, 2004

Gallonos says:

Primes addicted to energon, Slingshot is his dealer...

Prime- Where's my energon?!?!
Slingshot- I don't know, Prime let go!
Prime- You sold it didn't you? You Bastard!
Slingshot- Your over reacting...
Prime- You have some on you I k

Aug 3, 2004

Supreme Nemesis says:

Slingshot: TELL NO ONE OF THIS! Prime: Just keep going higher or i'll shove my gear shift in your after burner. SLingshot: Then whats in my afterburner right now...? Ogh god!

Aug 3, 2004

Tzarinchilla says:

Slingshot: "This could be dangerous Prime!"
Prime: "Stop being a wuss, jetfire lets me do this all the time!"
Slingshot: " Oh OK! By the way where is Jetfire these days?"
Prime: "Erm........"

Aug 3, 2004

Tzarinchilla says:

Slingshot: "I've got one thing to say prime..... cut down on those energon snacks man!"

Aug 3, 2004

Tzarinchilla says:

Prime: "The autobot mafia take lending money veeeery seriously!"

Aug 3, 2004

Anime_Fangirl says:

Optimus still hasn't forgiven Slingshot for taking a loop-de-loop shortly after this picture was taken...

Aug 2, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

far and wide optimus searched but alas it finally happened he went to transform and his trailer was nowhere to be found

Aug 2, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"This will be a lot easier if you don't struggle,this is gonna happen let it happen."
Slingshot,"Oh Primus no this is a rape!"
Prime,"WHAT! No,no,no look I'm just trying to help you land since your optics are on

Aug 2, 2004

Clunky-Bonk! says:

OP: Once we get really high up, I'm going to transform, and we'll see if my trailer section still appears out of nowhere in mid-air.

SS: But, you’re going to let go of me first, right?

OP: Nope. I’ve just spot-welded myself to your r

Aug 2, 2004

monkeytron says:

Chicken or Fish?

Aug 2, 2004

monkeytron says:

SS: BARRELROLL

Aug 2, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Slingshot,do you know you've got a lump under you wing?"
Slinshot,"WHAT!?"

Aug 2, 2004

Aeros says:

Slingshot: Outake only Mister

Aug 1, 2004

Aeros says:

Prime: WEEEEEEEEEE

Aug 1, 2004

Repsotron says:

Slingshot: Prime HAD to be narcoleptic, didn't he.

Aug 1, 2004

Shadowman says:

"Get your hand the hell away from my landing gear"

Aug 1, 2004

Mystery says:

Slingshot: Spike or Bumblebee I can handle, but THIS!?
Optimus: Quit whining.

Aug 1, 2004

furysblade says:

Prime and Slingshot re-enacting a scene from "the Hulk"

Aug 1, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

I want to fly with my Primus, to the sea.
Want to fly with my Prime, let my jets cary me.
say do do do dudu say tic tac tock do do dudu
I want to fly like an Birdy, just my Prime and me?

Aug 1, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

ummmph Opths? couldth you pleth noth squeezzs mee soou hardth????
Prime" Not on your life, do you KNOW how high we are? One slip and I'm a Opto Pancake!"

Aug 1, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

Slingshot" This is the last Time Prime ! NEXT TIME you BETTER gas UP before YOU leave!

Aug 1, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"I had to fly somebody stole all my wheels."

Jul 31, 2004

Bruticus Buckeye says:

It's WAY too easy to make really bad comment about robots and merging.

Jul 31, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Strangely enough the wind feels good blowing through my stacks!"

Jul 31, 2004

Agent_One says:

Slingshot thinks to himself: "Does anyone realize that Optimus is wearing a thong?"

Jul 31, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

The fan reaction meant Prime had to make a quick getaway.

Jul 31, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "I'm not Wing Saber you idiot!"
Prime: "Shut up and split in half!"
Slingshot: "Eeeww! No!"

Jul 31, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

The surreal alternative ending to When Harry Met Sally.

Jul 31, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

prime "Hey that had better have been a sonic boom"

Jul 31, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

Prime" wow, I can see my house from here"

Jul 31, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

Ha ha GOT YER NOSE ,GOT YER NOSE

Jul 31, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

Sling Shot" Now how is this going to make me a better Autobot?"

Jul 31, 2004

fuzzy butt says:

prime" man when they said a no frills flight they wernt joking"

Jul 31, 2004

Tzarinchilla says:

Optimus: "Who's your daddy!"

Jul 31, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

A little known fact Prime is a big practical joker.
Prime,"OK hold it steady Slingshot were right over the OTFCC parking lot.I gotta line up these water balloons just right."

Jul 30, 2004

Nenesis Prime says:

Before Air Convoy...

Jul 29, 2004

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

No matter how creative/desperate he got, Optimus Prime just couldn't squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

Jul 29, 2004

Lunarcloud says:

Slingshot's new horsy ride was a success, for Prime, that is...

Jul 29, 2004

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "I know why we're doing this... But why do I have to carry you?"
Prime: "You can trade with Air Raid and carry Defensor instead?"

Jul 29, 2004

Acelister says:

Prime: "Well it beats surfing to the Decepticon's next scheme!"

Jul 29, 2004

Acelister says:

Prime: "No wonder these human's love roller coaster's! Here we go agaiiiiiinn!!!"

Jul 29, 2004

Acelister says:

Winning Hide and Seek with Slingshot was so easy. He never looked behind himself.

Jul 29, 2004

shockwave_inoz says:

OPT PRIME: "Yeeee-Haaaa!! So THIS is what it's like to be in the MILE HIGH CLUB!!!"
S-SHOT: "Hey HEY! No funny business, okay Prime?!"
OPT PRIME: "Okaaaaaay...Heh, heh, heh..."
S-SHOT: "What? I didn't quite

Jul 29, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"You weigh a ton."
Prime,"Several acctually."

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

Optimus: "Slingshot, it's only a checkup!"
Slingshot: "No! No! I don't wanna go!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"Wing Saber, combine! OW!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

Optimus: "OK Slingshot, hold it steady, and I'll moon Megatron as we fly by."

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"Slingshot! No more loop-the LOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPSSSS!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"I said give me back my AC/DC CD NOW!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"OK, OK, you can ride on the trailer on the way back."

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"Ironhide ripped a big one! Evacuate the area!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"....because my state inspection sticker expired, that's why!"

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

Optimus: "This is the last time I use a computer dating service."

Jul 28, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

Optimus:"How do you fly? There's no engine?"
SS: I never thought about it...AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jul 28, 2004

Castle74 says:

There's Prime again practicing his mid-air crippler crossface.

Jul 28, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"What no nuts on this flight?"
Slingshot,"Everybody's a comedian."

Jul 28, 2004

Nenesis Prime says:

ON the sauce again, eh Prime?

Jul 28, 2004

Nenesis Prime says:

Have you been eating Energon goodie bars again, Optimus?!

Jul 27, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

Planejacked!

Jul 27, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"Boy, this new Six Flags ride is great! I can see the old guy dancing from here!"

Jul 27, 2004

Kevinus Prime says:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Jul 27, 2004

Ratbat says:

Elita One's gonna SCREAM HER HEAD OFF if she sees Optimus Prime risking his life--especially for NOTHING!

Jul 27, 2004

Mkall says:

During routine Teletran-1 maintenance, other, less high tech ways were needed to spy on the Decepticons

Jul 27, 2004

Draco614 says:

Faster Slingshot Faster!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Jul 27, 2004

GospelX says:

Slingshot: Optimus, when you told me I was dropping a spy into Decepticon territory, I thought you meant a MINI-spy.

Optimus: Shut-up and do my bidding, Jetfire!

Slingshot: For the last time, I'm NOT Jetfire!

Optimus: Fine! Have it your way

Jul 27, 2004

hutcheedingo says:

Uh, Prime ...To be an aerialbot you have to be able to fly, not fill a balloon with hot air. GET OFF

Jul 27, 2004

hutcheedingo says:

SS: Why do I always get stuck with Designated Driver Duty??
OP: Hic*!@ Whoops!
SS: How many times do I have to tell you not stick your head over the side before you start puking, Dammit!!!!

Jul 27, 2004

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "Say Uncle! Say Uncle!"

Jul 27, 2004

spider_j says:

Prime: Man, these rides at Six Flags rock!

Jul 27, 2004

spider_j says:

And for our next lesson: The wrong way to increase your frequent flyer mileage.

Jul 27, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Uhm,Slingshot were in a freefall here.What's the problem?"
Slinshot,"Well I uhm just realized the logistics of a semi truck,on top of a plane are not aerodynamically impossible."
Prime,"Sooooo where do we go from her

Jul 27, 2004

DeltaCharlie says:

Slingshot: Hold on tight Optimums, this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Jul 26, 2004

crazyfists says:

Opt Prime: "Oh Slingshot, you're so...so strong."
Slingshot: "Huh. I wonder what that means."

Jul 26, 2004

crazyfists says:

Opt Prime: "I bet this is what it's like to ride on Spider-Man."

Jul 26, 2004

Ratbat says:

Not to worry, Optimus! I'll get you to Ratchet's repair bay soon enough! I may be the SMALLEST Aerialbot--but I'm the FASTEST Aerialbot as well! :)

Jul 26, 2004

Bloodlust says:

Silverbolt: Prime's been drinking again
Fireflight: How can you tell?
Silverbolt: He thinks Slingshot is Elita-1 again...

Slingshot: Dammit, you alcoholic..i'm not your girlfriend!

Optimus: I miss you so much my shining star!!

Jul 26, 2004

-Ry- says:

Optimus:Hey Slingshot?

SLingshot:yes...

Optimus:umm....why am I riding you again

Slingshot:The deceptiocns are gonna attack here

Optimus:in mid air...okay I've been putting up woth your advances for some time now and I'm done your of

Jul 26, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The day megatron whooped Prime's shiney metal ass is one Slingshot would not soon forget.
Slingshot,"I swear if you refer to me as your crotch rocket one more time...."
Prime,"Giddy up horsey! Up,up,and away my beautiful,my beautiful

Jul 26, 2004

overdrive says:

Optimus: "slingshot you're flying!"
Slingshot: "this isn't flying, this is falling... with style!"

Jul 26, 2004

overdrive says:

Optimus: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 26, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

A screencapture from Prime's shortlived film career - a remake of The Runaway Bride starring Optimus Prime and Elita One.

Jul 26, 2004

Mekanitz says:

"Red three to Red leader, do you copy?"
"Roger Red three, over."
"Red leader, I read a giant unidentified object on my tail."
"Red three, It is on your tail!"

Jul 26, 2004

TheRoMan says:

"Honey, don't you think we're going to far with this homeland security thing. I mean Robot Airline Protectors?" "Yeah, but look on the bright side, when we land...we don't need a rent-a-car."

Jul 26, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

The bizarre escape plan which had Prime and Slignshot pretending to be a robin to fool the Decepticons actually WORKED.

Jul 26, 2004

TurboHammer says:

Slingshot: this is what prime gets for hanging out at the pub.
Prime:augh my circuts hurt...

Jul 26, 2004

TurboHammer says:

Can you say freguent flyer miles ?

Jul 26, 2004

spider_j says:

Prime: 'Take the Greyhound', Magnus said, but did I listen? Noooooo.....

Slingshot: Shaddup!

Jul 26, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Hey I can see my house from here."

Jul 26, 2004

Dirtbag says:

prime:is the ride over?

Jul 25, 2004

DeltaOmega says:

Optimus: Second star to the right, then straight on till morning.

Jul 25, 2004

DeltaOmega says:

optimus: Look at me! I'm a Barn Stormer!

Jul 25, 2004

DeltaOmega says:

Thats the way. ugh huh, ugh huh I like it.

Jul 25, 2004

Topnwe says:

Optimus: ...and just put this here, and voila! Prime-shot, the newest energon combiner!
Slingshot: ow! your foot doesn't go in my exhaust port, come on prime, we have to keep practicing for the talent show or we'll never beat Soundwave's &

Jul 25, 2004

Zeedust says:

"Prime," Magnus insisted, "You look like slag. Get some sleep before you go out and fight, would you?"

"I'm fine," Prime replied. "Besides, I'll sleep on the plane."

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Optimus Prime brought the smackdown when the Aerialbots started playing piggy-in-the-middle with the Matrix of Leadership..
Slingshot: "Arggggethimoffamegethimoffame!"
Prime: "Gimme back the Matrix, Alpha Trion'll kill me if I drop i

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

William Shatner: "There's something on the wing!"

Jul 25, 2004

Gridlock1987 says:

Haw emberising! Sorry iahavent read that first(WARNING! Keep your posts to a somewhat decent nature (PG-13 rating). While we acknowledge some of these pictures are easy to make vulgar)

Sorry for breaking you fun :( Pleas don't banish me from the s

Jul 25, 2004

Gridlock1987 says:

Prime:Now Slingshot we are alone...

Slingshot: WHAT?!?!?!? I only tought you want fly to the Ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

The white smoke near Slingshot's cockpit gave away how the two Autobots had gotten into this situation.
Prime: "Jah love - Jah love protect us"

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

After Silverbolt gave Prime a wedgie, the Autobot leader took it out on Slingshot. Now that's just not good management!

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Prime: "Higher - HIGHER! We haven't reached the ad at the top of the page yet!"
Slingshot: "Prime, it won't give you the ability to defeat Megatron."
Prime: "I just want my brain trained! Like a pet cat."
Slingsh

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "Hey! Did you know that Optimus Primal guy has a jetpack?"
Prime: "Shut up."

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Prime: "How many gay jokes do you think they're making about us?"
Slingshot: "Hey don't worry about it, I give Tracks piggybacks all the time."

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Prime: "Say 'Mon Oncle'!"
Slingshot: "Mon Oncle!"
Prime: "Ahhhh! I didn't say Simonbot says."
Slingshot: "When we land you're not getting anymore candy. And turn off your Gameboy Advance, the bleep

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Optimus Prime's new Aerialbot shaped surfboard took a turn for the worse when all the waves disappeared. Shame.

Jul 25, 2004

HeliconAutun says:

Optimus: "Hey! Dis new caption is da bomb!"
Slingshot: "Youse wants me to drop a bomb?"
Optimus: "NOOOOOOO!!!! Quick, let's get outta here before we get sued by the citizens of Winnipeg!"
Slingshot: "Look dude, I

Jul 25, 2004

Minicle says:

All together..."BLOW IT!"

Jul 25, 2004

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "Like you. I know you're a horrible braggert that nobody likes, but I like you. You remind me of a young Orion Pax, oh wait, I was Orion Pax....."

Slingshot, " 'Prime's been hitting the energon again', they sai

Jul 25, 2004

Minicle says:

Optimus: This is why I hate flying economy!

Jul 25, 2004

Road Turtle says:

If a Harrier and a Freightliner were to have kids, what would they look like?

Jul 25, 2004

Road Turtle says:

Slingshot, "You know Prime, maybe you should ask Jetfire about this Powerlinx thing, cause you're @#&*$ing heavy!"

Jul 25, 2004

Road Turtle says:

Hey kids! Wanna see a Frightliner hitch a ride with a Harrier?

Jul 25, 2004

Road Turtle says:

"Air Convoy" before Armada. Sad really.

Jul 25, 2004

Terror says:

Slingshot: This gives a whole new meaning to the word "Powerlinx"

Prime: You sure we doing this right.

Jul 25, 2004

Zeedust says:

Prime: "Are you sure you can throw me at the Decepticons without a giant rubber band?"

Slingshot: "Oh, ha ha, I get it, I'm a slingshot, very funny. One more pun like that, and I don't care if you're Primus himself, pal, y

Jul 24, 2004

Shermtron says:

Optimus prime powerlinxs!!!

Jul 24, 2004

Shermtron says:

OP : im leaving on a jet plane dont know when i'll be back again... Slingshot: will someone shoot me down!!!

Jul 24, 2004

Air Dawg says:

Geez, Prime! Get off my back!

Jul 24, 2004

Castle74 says:

Ok Prime, but next time I get to ride piggy-back!

Jul 24, 2004

g2grimmy64 says:

Prime: OH, PRIMUS! TAKE ME BACK DOWN, TAKE ME BACK DOWN!!!
Slingshot: Oh, quit your whining, we're almost there.
Prime: UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR WHITE PAINT JOB TO TURN YELLOW, I SUGGEST YOU GET ME THE INFERNO BACK ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

Jul 24, 2004

ReinaHW says:

"Whatever you do, don't do any of your fancy tricks, I'm not supposed to die for another 20 years yet" "You mean like this?" "Yeah...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "Oops..."

Jul 24, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"What the hell? HOLY CRAP! IT'S RAINING MASTERPIECE PRIMES!"
Prime,"Slingshot,I'm the real Prime not a toy."
Slingshot,"Whoa,these things talk too,oh these are sooooo awesome!"
Prime,"*sigh* I lead

Jul 24, 2004

Ratbat says:

Thanks for the rescue, Slingshot! But, from now on, I'll leave the aerial acrobatics to YOU guys!! I'll stay on the ground.

Jul 24, 2004

Ratbat says:

Humans call it WINGWALKING, Slingshot. But I don't I would ever try it!

Jul 24, 2004

Ratbat says:

We're only 1000 miles away from Autobot Headquarters, Optimus! Hopefully, we'll make it there.

Jul 24, 2004

Casual Matt says:

Prime: Take that, Starscream!
Slingshot: Wait! I'm not...

Jul 24, 2004

Ratbat says:

Thanks for the lift, Slingshot! Now, let's go home!

Jul 24, 2004

Jaw Crusher says:

And you wonder why we never saw Elita-1 anymore...

Jul 24, 2004

shadowdancer says:

"Do you come with batteries?"

Jul 24, 2004

Mkall says:

Face it Prime, only the new Autobots can Powerlinx, get off my back!

Jul 24, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Everytime Prime goes off on a drinking binge,I gotta fly his drunk ass home!"

Jul 24, 2004

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