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Towline says:
In 1984. this was the only way Optimus Prime can combine with Quickslinger.
You 2016 kids are lucky.
BG the Robit says:
Sling: Get off of me.
OP: No.
Sling: Then I'll MAKE you! *flings him off*
OP:*hurtles to ground* B****!!!!!!!!!
Angelbot says:
Slingshot: This is the last time I fly you to Cybertron for a night out with Elita One!
Optimus Prime: Oh, about that. Don't wait up.
Slingshot: Aghhhhhhhh!!!
Backspace says:
Slightshot: See Primo, even a truck needs a flight...
Optimus: You're right Slightshot. So let's fly out...!!!!
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: I know you're hiding drugs from me, Slingshot! And I want them for myself NOW!
DeltaSilver88 says:
Slingshot *thinking*: OK, this is the last time I let Prime to practice Jet Judo on me...
Prime: ....Now what the hell did Sideswipe do the last time..? Oh YEAH! *tightens grip*
Slingshot: HURK! *pass out*
Prime: ....Oops.
Roadshadow says:
Prime: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I'm flying my ass off! And I feel gooooooooooood!
Slingshot: I have GOT to get a restraining order. He's been at this for 5 weeks now. I think he needs a good kick in the cyber-nuts.
prime idiot says:
If you don't get off me RIGHT NOW, you'll find out why I'm called Slingshot buster!
Takedown says:
Prime: "In thinking it over I always knew the real reason I called them the "ARIEL"-bots...9 million years ago..."
Takedown says:
Slingshot thinking to himself "I wonder what happend to Sideswipe's Jetpack..."
ALISTAIRE_562 says:
Slingshot: I'm telling you Optimus, Jet Blue has TV's and decent leg room go ride with them.
Optimus: But this feels better!
Slingshot: What the!!!
bvzxa says:
Optimus(in a drunken voice sings):"Rocky mountain fly.....so high!!!!"
Slingshot:"you have got to find a better way home next time!!"
red_ensign says:
Just another reason that Optimus Prime should never be allowed near alcohol.
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Slingshot: I told you Prime, I'm not going to jail for you again. That was the last time I transport any drugs for you.
Prime: You signed a contract with me. I'm holding you to it.
Slingshot: You don't know what it is like to be in prison
DarkDranzer says:
Slingshot: FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME PRIME I AM NOT GOING ALL THE WAY TO NAMEK, DO YOU REALISE HOW FAR THAT BLASTED PLANET IS!? AND DO YOU REALISE HOW HEAVY YOU TRULY ARE??
OP: Shut up and fly I've got a good idea for a wish that I don't want
ninjabot says:
Prime: Please don't do any barrel rolls.
Sling shot: Stop being a wuss.
Prime: Thats it when we land You are grounded.
HookX5 says:
Prime: "Give it up starscream! you won't get away this time!"
Slingshot: "Umm when's your next appointment with an optometrist boss?"
cecilia says:
Optimus:(*singing*)A handwashed turkey...There's turkey for all...A handwashed turkey...This turkey's having a ball...
Slingshot: For some reason I don´t like the ending of that song.
Optimus: come on, I´m just bored.
Slings
Suzuki says:
OPTIMUS: Remind me to upgrade our air-travel plans to at least "Business Class", from now on.
Prowl Worshipper says:
P: Uh, Slingshot? Could you please pull over a sec?
S: We're at 20,000 feet, you moron! Why?
P: Well...do you happen to have a bathroom on board?
S: Oh for the love of Primus! Why me? *Please let me crash into a mountain, please let me crash i
BLACKBIRD says:
Look up in the sky,it is a bird,a plane no it is Optimus getting away from reality
Angie Prime says:
Optimus: WHEEEEEE! (Slingshot shorts out and goes kaput) Dammit (looks through subspace pockets for quarters as they plummet)
Slingshot: Um....sir?
Optimus: Got it! (sticks a quarter...somewhere...o.o) (Slingshot moves again) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ^^
Slin
Defcon says:
Sorry Slingshot..BUT ITS BEEN FOUR MILLION YEARS!!!
or
Everyone suspected Prime of being a memebr of the Mile High Club
Rebirth Megatron says:
Prime: WHACHOO GONNA DO BRUDDA, WHEN OPTIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
Slingshot: Prime, a submission hold like that whould choke me up, IF I WEREN'T A GODDAMN PLANE.
star_sabre86 says:
Slingshot: Uh Prime, is this even kosher?
Prime: Uh..yeah..it is *shifs eyes*
Slingshot: ALright but if anyone else finds out that i gave you a ride to Arcee's then i'm screwed
Brakethrough says:
Optimus Prime: I tell ya, back in my day, we didn't have no fancy-shmancy powerlinx, or combiners, or Autobots what flew around, and...
Slingshot: Jeez. This is the last time I switch duties with Skydive. Carting Prime to the Old Autobots Civic Ce
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"DOG PILE ON SLINGSHOT!"
Slingshot,"At 20,000 ft?! Are you insane!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Ooooooooo I wanna go to the cockpit!"
Slingshot,"Hold still,I'm trying to fly here,your acting like a child."
Prime,"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toy plane,toy plane!"
AirwalkerX says:
Slingshot: Prime...
{Optimus Prime snores loudly)
Slingshot: Prime
{Snores continue loudly)
Slingshot: PRIME!!
Optimus: Uh... what? where... Slingshot?
Ransom says:
Prime suddenly realizes that using the "sleeper" hold on Slingshot in midair really hadn't been a smart idea.
Acelister says:
Prime: "I knew I should have partnered with Silverbolt for this Scavenger hunt..."
Acelister says:
Slingshot: "Whats the rush?!"
Prime: "Teletran One showed me something! We must hurry to save Debbie from her evil half brother's clone!"
Slingshot: "I told Spike to not tune Teletran into soap opera's..."
Acelister says:
Prime: "Give me the remote! You know I can't lead properly without watching Tom and Jerry!"
Ransom says:
Narrator: --and they are off!! Optimus Prime and Slingshot appear to make a great couple! But will Megatron and Starscream make a greater, faster couple?
OP, SS, M, & SS: DIE!!!
fuzzy butt says:
Prime" ufff errrp"
slingshot"OOOohh, quick use the bag use the bag!!!!!"
fuzzy butt says:
ittle boy to his mother." Look , mom; up in the sky! Is it bird, a plane, a frog?"
mom" a frog?"
prime and slingshot" nope its just little old me Underdog!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL,KILL!"
Slingshot,"What the hell,are you babbling about?"
Omega_ZorronX says:
"Uh Prime, are you sure it's me you are suppose to be riding with? I mean Skyfire is unattached right now"
aegrimonia says:
"Uh, look Prime, i don't care what you say, I don't think that's a Powerlinx slot"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Yay airplane ride! Where do I put the quarter in?"
Slingshot,"*GULP!*"
Optimus_Prime_2063 says:
Slingshot: "I told him not to spit. I told him it would render him unconscious. Would he listen NOOOOO! He had to be a kid. Geeze this weight is killin me. Maybe if I do a barrel roll he will fall off, but then I'd still have to carry him b
Optimus_Prime_2063 says:
Prime: "Where in Alpha Trion's name is that Omega Supreme, this ride to Cybertron will take forever like this!" Slingshot: "Well it would be easier if you didn't weigh so much!" Prime: "Hey take it easy I could be in Veh
Optimus_Prime_2063 says:
Slingshot: "Hey Prime..." Prime: "Yeah?" Slingshot: "I was talking to someone in the military the other day, you know what he said?" Prime: "No, what? Slingshot: "He said Barrel Roll HARCH!" *Does a barrel roll
Optimus_Prime_2063 says:
Slingshot: "Geeze Prime that was some sneeze!"
Prime: "Yeah I know. Now when are we going to land?"
Ransom says:
Slingshot: Optimus, do you remember if I gassed up before leaving?
Prime: No... Why?
Slingshot: Oh, nothing. *thinks* We're done for.
Ransom says:
Narrator: And this is another prime -- forgive the pun -- example of road-rage carrying over into the air.
Ransom says:
Prime: Aren't we suppose to be moving _forward_?
Slingshot: Duh!!
Prime: Then why are we moving _backwards_?
Slingshot: ... *shifts gear to Drive from Reverse*
Prime: *sighs deeply*
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Wsssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooo!(Prime falling)
BONK
Prime,"Guess who?"
Gallonos says:
Primes addicted to energon, Slingshot is his dealer...
Prime- Where's my energon?!?!
Slingshot- I don't know, Prime let go!
Prime- You sold it didn't you? You Bastard!
Slingshot- Your over reacting...
Prime- You have some on you I k
Supreme Nemesis says:
Slingshot: TELL NO ONE OF THIS! Prime: Just keep going higher or i'll shove my gear shift in your after burner. SLingshot: Then whats in my afterburner right now...? Ogh god!
Tzarinchilla says:
Slingshot: "This could be dangerous Prime!"
Prime: "Stop being a wuss, jetfire lets me do this all the time!"
Slingshot: " Oh OK! By the way where is Jetfire these days?"
Prime: "Erm........"
Tzarinchilla says:
Slingshot: "I've got one thing to say prime..... cut down on those energon snacks man!"
Anime_Fangirl says:
Optimus still hasn't forgiven Slingshot for taking a loop-de-loop shortly after this picture was taken...
Kal-Seth says:
far and wide optimus searched but alas it finally happened he went to transform and his trailer was nowhere to be found
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"This will be a lot easier if you don't struggle,this is gonna happen let it happen."
Slingshot,"Oh Primus no this is a rape!"
Prime,"WHAT! No,no,no look I'm just trying to help you land since your optics are on
Clunky-Bonk! says:
OP: Once we get really high up, I'm going to transform, and we'll see if my trailer section still appears out of nowhere in mid-air.
SS: But, you’re going to let go of me first, right?
OP: Nope. I’ve just spot-welded myself to your r
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Slingshot,do you know you've got a lump under you wing?"
Slinshot,"WHAT!?"
Mystery says:
Slingshot: Spike or Bumblebee I can handle, but THIS!?
Optimus: Quit whining.
fuzzy butt says:
I want to fly with my Primus, to the sea.
Want to fly with my Prime, let my jets cary me.
say do do do dudu say tic tac tock do do dudu
I want to fly like an Birdy, just my Prime and me?
fuzzy butt says:
ummmph Opths? couldth you pleth noth squeezzs mee soou hardth????
Prime" Not on your life, do you KNOW how high we are? One slip and I'm a Opto Pancake!"
fuzzy butt says:
Slingshot" This is the last Time Prime ! NEXT TIME you BETTER gas UP before YOU leave!
Bruticus Buckeye says:
It's WAY too easy to make really bad comment about robots and merging.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Strangely enough the wind feels good blowing through my stacks!"
Agent_One says:
Slingshot thinks to himself: "Does anyone realize that Optimus is wearing a thong?"
HeliconAutun says:
Slingshot: "I'm not Wing Saber you idiot!"
Prime: "Shut up and split in half!"
Slingshot: "Eeeww! No!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
A little known fact Prime is a big practical joker.
Prime,"OK hold it steady Slingshot were right over the OTFCC parking lot.I gotta line up these water balloons just right."
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
No matter how creative/desperate he got, Optimus Prime just couldn't squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
Acelister says:
Slingshot: "I know why we're doing this... But why do I have to carry you?"
Prime: "You can trade with Air Raid and carry Defensor instead?"
Acelister says:
Prime: "No wonder these human's love roller coaster's! Here we go agaiiiiiinn!!!"
Acelister says:
Winning Hide and Seek with Slingshot was so easy. He never looked behind himself.
shockwave_inoz says:
OPT PRIME: "Yeeee-Haaaa!! So THIS is what it's like to be in the MILE HIGH CLUB!!!"
S-SHOT: "Hey HEY! No funny business, okay Prime?!"
OPT PRIME: "Okaaaaaay...Heh, heh, heh..."
S-SHOT: "What? I didn't quite
Kevinus Prime says:
Optimus: "Slingshot, it's only a checkup!"
Slingshot: "No! No! I don't wanna go!"
Kevinus Prime says:
Optimus: "OK Slingshot, hold it steady, and I'll moon Megatron as we fly by."
Kevinus Prime says:
Optimus:"How do you fly? There's no engine?"
SS: I never thought about it...AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"What no nuts on this flight?"
Slingshot,"Everybody's a comedian."
Kevinus Prime says:
"Boy, this new Six Flags ride is great! I can see the old guy dancing from here!"
Ratbat says:
Elita One's gonna SCREAM HER HEAD OFF if she sees Optimus Prime risking his life--especially for NOTHING!
Mkall says:
During routine Teletran-1 maintenance, other, less high tech ways were needed to spy on the Decepticons
GospelX says:
Slingshot: Optimus, when you told me I was dropping a spy into Decepticon territory, I thought you meant a MINI-spy.
Optimus: Shut-up and do my bidding, Jetfire!
Slingshot: For the last time, I'm NOT Jetfire!
Optimus: Fine! Have it your way
hutcheedingo says:
Uh, Prime ...To be an aerialbot you have to be able to fly, not fill a balloon with hot air. GET OFF
hutcheedingo says:
SS: Why do I always get stuck with Designated Driver Duty??
OP: Hic*!@ Whoops!
SS: How many times do I have to tell you not stick your head over the side before you start puking, Dammit!!!!
spider_j says:
And for our next lesson: The wrong way to increase your frequent flyer mileage.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Uhm,Slingshot were in a freefall here.What's the problem?"
Slinshot,"Well I uhm just realized the logistics of a semi truck,on top of a plane are not aerodynamically impossible."
Prime,"Sooooo where do we go from her
DeltaCharlie says:
Slingshot: Hold on tight Optimums, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
crazyfists says:
Opt Prime: "Oh Slingshot, you're so...so strong."
Slingshot: "Huh. I wonder what that means."
Ratbat says:
Not to worry, Optimus! I'll get you to Ratchet's repair bay soon enough! I may be the SMALLEST Aerialbot--but I'm the FASTEST Aerialbot as well! :)
Bloodlust says:
Silverbolt: Prime's been drinking again
Fireflight: How can you tell?
Silverbolt: He thinks Slingshot is Elita-1 again...
Slingshot: Dammit, you alcoholic..i'm not your girlfriend!
Optimus: I miss you so much my shining star!!
-Ry- says:
Optimus:Hey Slingshot?
SLingshot:yes...
Optimus:umm....why am I riding you again
Slingshot:The deceptiocns are gonna attack here
Optimus:in mid air...okay I've been putting up woth your advances for some time now and I'm done your of
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The day megatron whooped Prime's shiney metal ass is one Slingshot would not soon forget.
Slingshot,"I swear if you refer to me as your crotch rocket one more time...."
Prime,"Giddy up horsey! Up,up,and away my beautiful,my beautiful
overdrive says:
Optimus: "slingshot you're flying!"
Slingshot: "this isn't flying, this is falling... with style!"
HeliconAutun says:
A screencapture from Prime's shortlived film career - a remake of The Runaway Bride starring Optimus Prime and Elita One.
Mekanitz says:
"Red three to Red leader, do you copy?"
"Roger Red three, over."
"Red leader, I read a giant unidentified object on my tail."
"Red three, It is on your tail!"
TheRoMan says:
"Honey, don't you think we're going to far with this homeland security thing. I mean Robot Airline Protectors?" "Yeah, but look on the bright side, when we land...we don't need a rent-a-car."
HeliconAutun says:
The bizarre escape plan which had Prime and Slignshot pretending to be a robin to fool the Decepticons actually WORKED.
TurboHammer says:
Slingshot: this is what prime gets for hanging out at the pub.
Prime:augh my circuts hurt...
spider_j says:
Prime: 'Take the Greyhound', Magnus said, but did I listen? Noooooo.....
Slingshot: Shaddup!
Topnwe says:
Optimus: ...and just put this here, and voila! Prime-shot, the newest energon combiner!
Slingshot: ow! your foot doesn't go in my exhaust port, come on prime, we have to keep practicing for the talent show or we'll never beat Soundwave's &
Zeedust says:
"Prime," Magnus insisted, "You look like slag. Get some sleep before you go out and fight, would you?"
"I'm fine," Prime replied. "Besides, I'll sleep on the plane."
HeliconAutun says:
Optimus Prime brought the smackdown when the Aerialbots started playing piggy-in-the-middle with the Matrix of Leadership..
Slingshot: "Arggggethimoffamegethimoffame!"
Prime: "Gimme back the Matrix, Alpha Trion'll kill me if I drop i
Gridlock1987 says:
Haw emberising! Sorry iahavent read that first(WARNING! Keep your posts to a somewhat decent nature (PG-13 rating). While we acknowledge some of these pictures are easy to make vulgar)
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Gridlock1987 says:
Prime:Now Slingshot we are alone...
Slingshot: WHAT?!?!?!? I only tought you want fly to the Ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HeliconAutun says:
The white smoke near Slingshot's cockpit gave away how the two Autobots had gotten into this situation.
Prime: "Jah love - Jah love protect us"
HeliconAutun says:
After Silverbolt gave Prime a wedgie, the Autobot leader took it out on Slingshot. Now that's just not good management!
HeliconAutun says:
Prime: "Higher - HIGHER! We haven't reached the ad at the top of the page yet!"
Slingshot: "Prime, it won't give you the ability to defeat Megatron."
Prime: "I just want my brain trained! Like a pet cat."
Slingsh
HeliconAutun says:
Slingshot: "Hey! Did you know that Optimus Primal guy has a jetpack?"
Prime: "Shut up."
HeliconAutun says:
Prime: "How many gay jokes do you think they're making about us?"
Slingshot: "Hey don't worry about it, I give Tracks piggybacks all the time."
HeliconAutun says:
Prime: "Say 'Mon Oncle'!"
Slingshot: "Mon Oncle!"
Prime: "Ahhhh! I didn't say Simonbot says."
Slingshot: "When we land you're not getting anymore candy. And turn off your Gameboy Advance, the bleep
HeliconAutun says:
Optimus Prime's new Aerialbot shaped surfboard took a turn for the worse when all the waves disappeared. Shame.
HeliconAutun says:
Optimus: "Hey! Dis new caption is da bomb!"
Slingshot: "Youse wants me to drop a bomb?"
Optimus: "NOOOOOOO!!!! Quick, let's get outta here before we get sued by the citizens of Winnipeg!"
Slingshot: "Look dude, I
Road Turtle says:
Prime, "Like you. I know you're a horrible braggert that nobody likes, but I like you. You remind me of a young Orion Pax, oh wait, I was Orion Pax....."
Slingshot, " 'Prime's been hitting the energon again', they sai
Road Turtle says:
If a Harrier and a Freightliner were to have kids, what would they look like?
Road Turtle says:
Slingshot, "You know Prime, maybe you should ask Jetfire about this Powerlinx thing, cause you're @#&*$ing heavy!"
Terror says:
Slingshot: This gives a whole new meaning to the word "Powerlinx"
Prime: You sure we doing this right.
Zeedust says:
Prime: "Are you sure you can throw me at the Decepticons without a giant rubber band?"
Slingshot: "Oh, ha ha, I get it, I'm a slingshot, very funny. One more pun like that, and I don't care if you're Primus himself, pal, y
Shermtron says:
OP : im leaving on a jet plane dont know when i'll be back again... Slingshot: will someone shoot me down!!!
g2grimmy64 says:
Prime: OH, PRIMUS! TAKE ME BACK DOWN, TAKE ME BACK DOWN!!!
Slingshot: Oh, quit your whining, we're almost there.
Prime: UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR WHITE PAINT JOB TO TURN YELLOW, I SUGGEST YOU GET ME THE INFERNO BACK ON THE GROUND!!!!!!
ReinaHW says:
"Whatever you do, don't do any of your fancy tricks, I'm not supposed to die for another 20 years yet" "You mean like this?" "Yeah...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "Oops..."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Slingshot,"What the hell? HOLY CRAP! IT'S RAINING MASTERPIECE PRIMES!"
Prime,"Slingshot,I'm the real Prime not a toy."
Slingshot,"Whoa,these things talk too,oh these are sooooo awesome!"
Prime,"*sigh* I lead
Ratbat says:
Thanks for the rescue, Slingshot! But, from now on, I'll leave the aerial acrobatics to YOU guys!! I'll stay on the ground.
Ratbat says:
We're only 1000 miles away from Autobot Headquarters, Optimus! Hopefully, we'll make it there.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Everytime Prime goes off on a drinking binge,I gotta fly his drunk ass home!"