Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

Triggerdick Megatron says:

Action Masters Slingshot and Skydive... You know... After their arms fell off.

trailbreaker says:

“You two are looking SHEIK today! HAHA!”

trailbreaker says:

Walmart reissue special , 2-for-1.

Road Turtle says:

"We want, A Shrubbery!"

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Hasbro's quality was so low that they stopped putting arms on Combiner Wars figures.

Amelie says:

"I'm gonna paint you green and you'll be my Rack'N'Ruin custom...."

Chrisby says:

The new Torsomasters line received less than stellar reactions.

Marv says:

Skydive: Hey kid! Guess what? we're
unARMED! Get it?
Kid: Let me get this traight: You're a
high-tech robotic alien and that's
the best you can come up with in
this situation?

Scatterlung says:

we're forming our own gestalt...

soundwavegt says:

Skydive: Slingshot that's the last time I let you buy the energon at Maccadam's.
Slingshot: Yeah, like it's my fault we got kidnapped and used for spare parts!! I get blamed for everything around here!!!

Roadshadow says:

Slingshot and Skydive: You shall not pass us to the entrance to the Disco joint of Queens, NY!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Slingshot: Hey Sky Dive, I can't feel my arms. I think we did to much crack.
Sky Dive: Nah, your arms just fell off. And it was you choice to do that much crack. I told you that you couldn't handle that much.
Slingshot: Hahahaha, I thought you

ShYnE says:

Slingshot and Skydive: We'd like two tickets please.
Arab: Let's see your passports please. And go ahead and empty your pockets and step through the metal detector.
Slingshot: Geez... The security at airports these days is such a hassle.
SkyD

ShYnE says:

Slingshot: What's that guy saying?
Skydive: Ummmmm???
Slingshot: I don't know either, but I hope he dont think he's gonna hijack US...
Skydive: I feel ya bro.

doubleclutch says:

"how r we supposed to fight anything?, we've been unarmed?! seriously unarmed!"

"look slingshot!", "that guy has an arm..lets take his!"

"u dumbass, skydive!" "how r we supposed to do that...we dont

King Slick says:

"I sware it was not us! We are unarmed! SERIOUSLY! WE HAVE NO ARMS!" said Slingshot
"What he said. Then again we could have been in worse shape...we could have just one leg to stand on too!" confirmed Sky Dive
"Cheap shot on

punycron says:

Jamal: Hahahahahaha!!! You guys got no arms!

Slingshot: So.

Sky Dive: Stop making fun of us.

Jamal: Or what? You crush me with your bare hands! Hahahahaha!

Sky Dive: Stop that.

Jamal: AAhhhahahahahahaha! No arms!

Slingshot: We

punycron says:

Slingshot and Sky Dive used to cry at night about their missing arms... Then they rusted up and died. There was no one to wipe their tears.

Except Jamal.

But he's a jerk and didn't care.

punycron says:

Final Thumbwar results:
Jamal 10
Slingshot and Sky Dive 0

And now onto the Rock Paper Scissors contest...

skyshadowprimus says:

damn it £8.40...i got swiped on ebay again, why dont i ask the obvious questions?

Fyrehawk says:

Gee guys i hope the Decepticons don't attack now..

Why's that?

Because you're....*wait for it*...armless!

Not Sonic says:

I told you that you guys should not play with powerful magnets!

Dark Ops says:

They'd be armed to the teeth if you stacked them right.

Prowl Worshipper says:

The Transformer version of "You'll go blind doing that" !

Jetstreamx says:

Jamal: WHAT THA?!

Skydive: How did we get here?

Slingshot: We got drunk.

Acelister says:

Jamal: "A New Offer from Jamal's Autobot Busts: Buy now and you get this bottle of East Of Java Chernoblo Foam!"

Operation Ravage says:

Slingshot and Skydive hope to become BTR figures.

Greg says:

Hey! You Seen Someone Running Away With Four Arms?

Nenesis Prime says:

MEGATRON STOLE OUR ARMS TO MAKE DIRGE, THRUST,AND RAMJET!!!

DeltaSeeker says:

Skydive: "Hey Slingshot, where'd your hand go?"
Slingshot: "It's over there, between two pillows."
Jamal: "Those aren't pillows!"

Kal-Seth says:

From the "Brillant" minds that brought us Transformers: Armada comes The New seris that will shock and hopefully offend you Transformers: Koera II revenge of the commie cons

Pokejedservo says:

Jamal: Why did you guys just get surgically attached?

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Slingshot: We had an unfortunate smelting accident . . .

Brakethrough says:

hey guys! come on in!Wanna play some video games...er, oh. nevermind. Well, maybe DDR.

Zeedust says:

Jamal: "Visting the Obscure Transformers Homepage again?"

Slingshot: "Hey, we like Rack 'n' Ruin..."

Skydive: "He rocks."

Slingshot: "THEY rock. Two robots."

Jamal: "And THESE are the guy

Thanos says:

Slingshot and Skydive weren't pleased with the new "Terrorist Hit-N-Run" ride at Six Flags.

mizike595 says:

Jamal was horrified to learn that his self-tanning lotion turns Transformer faces orange.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

To you, they're a couple of dismantled robots. To Unicron, they're Hershey's Kisses!

Minicle says:

Slingshot: I tell ya, the crime rate in this Country is absurd!

Skydive: We turn our backs for just one astrosecond, and some damm punk makes of with our limbs!

CenturionDroid says:

Arab: "Wow, these 80s Transformer figs sure were'nt made to last"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"I am Salt shake me on your food I am better."

Skydive,"I am Pepper shake me on your food I am better."

dq says:

dont worry were armless

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"Hey human would you mind picking my nose?"
Jamal,"ugh......................."
Skydive,"AH-HA got yeah,haha were just messing with you pal."
Slingshot,"That's right buddy,we really want you to wipe our

Dark Monkelus says:

arab: Mom, they're doing that Aeiralbot thing again

Minicle says:

Slingshot: When you said that it cost an arm and a leg to get here, I merely presumed that meant...

Gambit's Mind says:

Imagine Jamal's suprise when the knock off Ariealbots that he ordered on E-bay arrived!

Gambit's Mind says:

(Skydive to Jamal) "Uh, hey buddy. Could you give me a hand?"
Slingshot: "Oh for Christ sake!!"

Gambit's Mind says:

which one of these things is not like the other, which one of these thing just doesn't belong! *EVERYBODY!*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Everyone was speachless when Jamal walked in and found Slingshot,and Skydive in a compromising postion.

milbury says:

skydive: my god, we're lame.
slingshot: *sob*

trailbreaker says:

The new Foley's store in Iraq proudly displays their new Autobot mannequins.

Castle74 says:

Skydive:Ya know Slingshot, I really do love these Renaissance Festivals.
Slingshot:You're scarin me Skydive!!

HeliconAutun says:

Policeman (off camera, to Arab guy): "Which one of these Transformers did you see involved in an indecent act with Optimus Prime during the previous caption contest?"

Road Turtle says:

Shut up! Before I sell you both on ebay!

Dark Monkelus says:

slingshot: ummm, skydive... is that your hand or mine?

Mkall says:

Slingshot: First Prime rides me like a horse, and now this.

Dark Monkelus says:

skydive: where do autobots keep their armies?
slingshot: retracted into their torsos.
both: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dark Monkelus says:

Slingshot: hah, I told you buying one big skirt rather than two small ones would leave us enough money to impress the natives.

Dark Monkelus says:

Arab: behold your amazement as I whip away the tablecloth leaving the robots...
...standing!

Minicle says:

Autobots are like slippers. They always come in pairs.

Amelie says:

[Slingshot:]Dammit, the MOMENT I loose my arms and I get an itch.....
[Sky Dive:]Where though, that's the REAL question!
[Slingshot:]Hey kid! Wanna scratch my exhaust-pipe? It's been nagging for ages now!
[Sky Dive:]Dear god no.......

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "This screencap has such a good use of perspective."
Sky Dive: "I agree. Let's take off our arms and enjoy the view."
Arab gentleman: "May I join you effendis?"
Slingshot: "Of course my good man, the m

HeliconAutun says:

Arab guy: "Tickets please."
Slingshot: "Aaahhh we're with the.. uh.. Transformers War Casualties Trust. We get in free."

HeliconAutun says:

Spot the odd one out!

HeliconAutun says:

A photo from the early auditions for the part of Pilot in Farscape.

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem"
ARTHUR: "What is that?"
Slingshot: "We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'"
Sky Dive: "Ni!

HeliconAutun says:

"Paper or plastic?"

HeliconAutun says:

The latest Transformers convention had authentic guest appearances by two of the Aerialbots..
Slingshot: "What?! You were maybe expecting RatTrap? Well he couldn't make it, he's doing a buddy movie with Owen Wilson in Spain."

HeliconAutun says:

Saudi Arabia was renowned for its elaborate salt and pepper pots.

HeliconAutun says:

Sharia law also applied to Transformers.

Draco614 says:

Prince Jamal:what happened to your arms guys?

Slingshot: we lost a bet to the dinobots.

Skydive:we had to put them in Prime's trailer.

Shin Kuragami Meister says:

Prince Jamal: wait a sec? slingshot? you are an arm! and for you skydive? you can't be an arm, your a leg! Slingshot: the kid got apoint there?

Shin Kuragami Meister says:

Sling shot: Wait! i'm "unarmed!" skydive:Wait till i "armed" myself you see!

Odimus Prime says:

Prine- Hey wheres your freakin arms man?
Skydive- Well I forget somtimes so...
Prince- Oh ya i melted them down to make you both some clown suits.

SlingShot- What!?!?!?!
our Freakin are were made into some worthless clown suits? You son of a @$$ B*

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Prince, "Autobots of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"ARE YOU DONE?!"
Skydive,"YEAH MAN THAT'S RIGHT STARE AT THE FREAKS IMPOLITE BASTARD!!!!"
Slingshot,"MOVE ALONG FFFFFFFFREAKZONE IS CLOSED FOR THE DAY,NOTHING TO LOOK AT EARTH SCUM,NEXT FREAK SHOW AT 2PM!"
J

nexus_rayne says:

"when prime told us to merge, I don't think this is what he ment Slingshot"

HeliconAutun says:

Nobody could tell the difference between the real Aerialbots and the new pewter busts that were being made in the Middle East.

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot (in best Simon Cowell voice): "No no no! You're wooden and you're not mainstream enough. You won't be going through to the next round."

HeliconAutun says:

The Saudi Customs Authorities had a pretty strict definition of what constituted "arms smuggling".

HeliconAutun says:

The Arab guy gestured with his arm..
Slingshot: "Dude, why'd you have to rub it in?!"
Sky Dive: "I'm calling my lawyer, that's discrimination!"

HeliconAutun says:

These are not the droids you're looking for.

HeliconAutun says:

When the Japanese decided to make a new line called "Arm Masters", the Aerialbots went into hiding - and where better a hiding place than with the Iraqi WMDs?

HeliconAutun says:

Arab: "Can you can-can?"
Aerialbots: "Can we can-can?! We sure can can-can!"

HeliconAutun says:

When they finally found Iraq's WMDs they also found the Aerialbots tied to several SCUD missiles.
Slingshot: "They said they hated us because we had no poseability!"

Alphatron says:

Foreinger: Dear God! What the...?!
Slingshot: We tried to form a Combiner---
Sky Dive: ---but then Devestator thrashed us... saying no one else can be a combiner.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal will never forget the day he betrayed Megatron and woke up with two Autobot heads in his bedroom!

Acelister says:

Jamal: "Buy one using a credit card, and you shall receive this second one at no extra cost! How can I do this? Because I'm CRAZY! So, for only 29.95, you receive 2 partial Autobots, half a kilo of plutonium, a fusion reactor AND the applicat

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "I told you we'd end up leglessif we drank all that..."
Sky Dive: "You didn't mention LOSING MY ARMS!"
Slingshot: "Came as a shock to me too..."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal,"My god look at the size of these Pez dispensors."

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "Nothing to see here!"

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot and Sky Dive were shocked when the Arab pulled back the curtain and found them only mid-transformed..

HeliconAutun says:

Slingshot: "Look what Saddam Hussein did to us man!"

Slappyfrog says:

'Cause two heads are better than one...

Damolisher says:

Slingshot: We're not going to kill you, dumbass. Hell, we're as 'armless as you can get!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"Well I'll be damned,look who we found?"
Skydive,"Will Wheaton,in Carbombya,I thought you were dead."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Naw, Pretenders are two aisles over."

Kevinus Prime says:

Slingshot and Skydive get busted in Carbombya for selling themselves.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hiding missles behind our backs? Ha, ha! Of course not. Uh, Is bin Laden here?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Scuse me, have you seen a gigantic torso lying around?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Paul Johnson's family sent us, you little ragheaded piece of $&!%.

Laserbot says:

Dr. Man: "bring me the next pair of cajoined twins...::turns around:: haa!"

Laserbot says:

SD:"hey who you staring at..." SS:" yea you try taking yourself apart and see how well you fair..."

KatDrama says:

*to person* "Shhhsh! We're not here. We're just a figmit of your imagination."

"That's right, we are one with the cheap decor."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal,"HOLY CRAP MY EXPLOSIVES HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH AERIALBOTS!"

TheRoMan says:

Prime sent us here to protect Charlie Daniels. Someone said his show might not be popular over here.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Skyslingshotdive,"Welcome to Starbucks how would you like your cappucino? FSSSSSSSH"
Jamal,"Damn these friggin cappuccino machines are getting outta hand."

trailbreaker says:

Slingshot -- "Welcome to the Autobot House of Pancakes. Can we take your order?"

trailbreaker says:

"Slingshot, is it true John Kerry will grant me and my Al-Queda buddies amnesty if he's elected President?"

TheRoMan says:

Jamal, please pass this on to Prime: You were correct, Haliburtan is selling weapons to Iran. They sold our Frikin' wings to them today! They said they need the money to pay for Dick Cheney's embryo habit.(i.e. Southpark ref)

Gridlock1987 says:

What's wrong with you people?? I wanted a circus group Airiel Hourse, not Aerial Bots!!

Clunky-Bonk! says:

Slingshot: There you go, my good fellow.

Sky Dive: Yes, happy to help.

Beggar: Alms! I said alms! Alms for the poor? You know, like food or money? You guys don't hear too well, do you?

Slingshot: What did he say?

Sky Dive: I don't

spider_j says:

Jamal: I heard that the Autobots were down-sizing, but this is ridiculous.

S: Wait til you see Superion.

spider_j says:

Cybertronian Idol try-outs.

SD: Jamal, that was absolutely pathetic.

Jamal: I've had no prior training. I've done my best and I have no regrets

SS: Too bad. We slag those who can't make it.

AutobotGeneral says:

Holy carp what is this Monty Python and the holy grail? wait wheres the third knight??

Lunarcloud says:

Arabic d00d: Gahh!!! I told Prime to have one Aerialbot as a bust, not two molded together!

Road Turtle says:

Jamal, "Who sent you?"

Sky Dive, "The Knights Who Say Nee."

Jamal, "Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here!"

Slingshot, "If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we

Road Turtle says:

Sky Dive, "Halt, to enter the Botcon 2004 Convention you must answer three questions!"

Slingshot, "What is your name?"

Sky Dive, "What is your quest?"

Slingshot, " and what is the air-speed velocity of an unl

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal,"Ahhh cool this is just like the singing busts in Disney's Haunted Mansion!"

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Prince, "I wish these WMD would quit their incessant whining!"

Superion_007 says:

It's just a flesh wound...come back here, I'll bite your head off!!

Jaw Crusher says:

"Lemme guess...you guys' favorite movie is 'Monty Python & The Holy Grail', isn't it?"

Magnus says:

Item description: Slingshot and Sky Dive...for parts.

Pursuit says:

YOu only have two incomplete Aeiralbot costumes?

Thats it I'm checking out amazon.

Pursuit says:

And you thought the mafia wouldn't be able to collect from you. They always have ways of breaking both your arms and legs.

Pursuit says:

I told you Gambling would cost you your arms and Legs

Pursuit says:

Damn. I'll get nothing on ebay for these broken guys.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Skydive,"Jamal you will be visited tonight by three ghosts."
Slingshot,"We are the ghost of Transformers past."
SD,"Next up will be Energon Ironhide."
SS,"The ghost of Transformers present."
SD,"And then St

Mystery says:

Prince Jamal: Oh my, are you guys factory errors?
Slingshot: No, I'd say YOU'RE the only error around here!

Road Turtle says:

After the last Great War, Slingshot and Sky Dive retired to a life as matching bookends.

Road Turtle says:

Build your own custom transformer! Thousands of parts to choose from!

Road Turtle says:

"No Disassemble!"

Road Turtle says:

"Hey you there in the bath robe! We're not the new Palisades busts! We were captured by Decepticons and they sold our parts on ebay! Please get us out of this convention before someone buys us!"

Road Turtle says:

"Say, How Do You Do and Shake Hands and Shake Hands and Shake Hands! Say How Do You Do and Shake Hands......."

Road Turtle says:

Slingshot, "YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US."

Sky Dive, "IT'S IN THE RULES."

Slingshot, "ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,

Sky Dive, "AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES."

kicker69 says:

slingshot: soon we will be completely assembeled
sky dive:yes. and we will be able to join the on going battle

crazyfists says:

Slingshot: "So this is why Ultra Magnus tells us not to hug."
Sky Dive: "Ah, geez."

Opium Brine says:

Prince: You have fought valiantley, but the battle is mine.
Transformers: TIS BUT A FLESHWOUND!!

Heavy B says:

SS:hey...skydive, can you lend me a hand
SD: dude, thats not funny.

Gallonos says:

Slingshot: So wait you lost yours in Vietnam? I lost mine in a construction accident, humans and their demolitions...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal,"Excuse me are you the Autobot Doubleheader?"
Skydive,"I hate you."
Slingshot,"What are you bitch'n about this is two times in a row I've been humiliated in the Ultimate Caption Contest."

Air Dawg says:

Look, mom! No hands, em. arms. Oh what the hell?

Aeros says:

(music starts)"We got no arms to hold us down............"

ReinaHW says:

(This is going to be really bad) Upon seeing the two Autobots without arms, the jokes are laid on thick - "You're in the ARMy now! Woahoo! You're in the ARMy now!"

Ratbat says:

[Prince Jamal] I've ALWAYS wanted real, life-size Transformers--and since my father is a millionaire, I can afford them! BUT--these two have NO ARMS!! What good are Transformers--action figures or life-sized--WITHOUT ARMS?!?!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jamal,"Whoooa I have got to lay off the opium."

Topnwe says:

"alright, now up for auction we have two giant robots who are missing their arms, taking any bids.."
Slingshot:"what happened to us Sky Dive, last thing i remember is trying to hit on Arcee at teh Energon Pub"
Sky Dive:"i think

Minicle says:

Man: And I thought Starscream was the one with problems!

Minicle says:

Slingshot and Sky Dive attempt to impress the natives with thier impression of Zaphod Beeblebrox

Samsonator says:

The latest Hard Hero busts are revealed at OATFCC (Official Arabic Transformers Collectors Convention)

USDA Prime says:

Slingshot: "I know customes said we had to be disarmed before we could enter the country, but this is ridiculous."

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"See? I have sawed them in half, yet they live! For my next trick, I shall make Fortress Maxmius disappear."

Rodimus_Lantern says:

We are here for the auditons for Stuck on you.

Ratbat says:

[Slingshot] Obviously, we're USELESS without arms. We need YOUR help, Prince Jamal!

Ratbat says:

What good are two Transformers with no arms?