Captions by Gambit's Mind

Frank: " Now is the time for us to rule!"
Gargolye: " YEAH!!
Frank: "OH!, *PHEW* Dude! It's called Right Guard!"

Imagine Jamal's suprise when the knock off Ariealbots that he ordered on E-bay arrived!

(Skydive to Jamal) "Uh, hey buddy. Could you give me a hand?"
Slingshot: "Oh for Christ sake!!"

which one of these things is not like the other, which one of these thing just doesn't belong! *EVERYBODY!*

is this the reason they tell you not to scratch a rash?

Yeah and I've got white fluffy cotton comming outta my a......oh wait, I do..

Galvatron: "Wait wait.....no it's comming, you guys are gonna love this! Wait....wait!"
Soundwave: "Didn't you remind him he doesn't have a exhaust port?"

Arcee: "Ok, explain it to me one more time."
Magnus: "Well, Galvatron came up to me and said "dude, light a match I'll show you something cool!" then he bent over and BAM!"