Kremzeek with some white foam

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dirtysock47 writes: huh so this is what it feels like to wash
michellatron writes: Kremzeek didn't understand that you actually need to have hair to use Rogaine.
Angelbot writes: Smile! You're on Kremzeek Camera!
Unknown writes: kremzeek:god this is some good sh*t they sould make this illege
Unknown writes: Snow? Foam? Sperm? We will never know. 'Cause I'm a menace to society!
Not Sonic writes: so this is wat it looks like when i bleach my poopy!!!!!!!blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah doodoo caca peepee!
Roadshadow writes: Behold the ball of fluff!
Seibertron writes: Snowball fight, anyone?
gauthic_angel7680 writes: Wow dude, that's some good sh*t. Columbian?
Montmorency writes: Whoa! I masturbated pretty hard last night!
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optimus9504 writes: Kremzeek said: "what that shaving cream? or white cheese or cotton foam?"
Powerstorm writes: Wallace & Grommit's Wash N'Go Window Cleaning Service has taken on more staff...
RichGarner writes: Kremzeek: "THAT'S a spicy meat-a-ball!"
galvanostril writes: kremzeek will now shave the whales!
Zeedust writes: Since Scourge got away with an End of Evangelion homage, Kremzeek can't resist the urge to jack of over the comatose form of T-ai.

Kremzeek: "I'm so ----ed up..."
commander setinel writes: How that get there??
Greg writes: This Shaving Foam Doesn't Seem To Work!
Zeedust writes: Rabid Kremzeek! He's foaming at the hand! Run for your LIVES!
Bloodlust writes: You might want to get that ear infection looked at....
Bruticus Buckeye writes: I will crush that pretender, Pikachu, with this wad of foam!!!!
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vinlok writes: "I was looking for scooby"
Rainbow Starscream writes: Mmmm....tastes like chicken!
DeltaOmega writes: Mmmm! Tribbles.
Mosaic writes: Sorry pal, but you just can't shave.
Com&Con01 writes: As news of the Laughing Cow's fame spreads, wannabe acts are springing up all over the country. (Note, may only make sense to UK viewers).
Kal-Seth writes: " Put some Whip cream on your cake!"
Nightshadow writes: Now kids, this is another reason why Smoking is---
Kid: Bad for you?
Kremzeek: No, good for you, this smoke is cool to hold and throw around.
turbo97 writes: so there i was with a baby seal in one hand and a ball peen hammer in the other so i did what any good person would do...
turbo97 writes: And i thought that albino kittens were just white on the outside
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turbo97 writes: ok class ill warn you one more time the next one to shoot a spit wad goes to the principle
turbo97 writes: see i told you she was wearing a wonderbra
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Alas poor Snuggle Bear I slew him so well."
shockwave_inoz writes: KREM: "Okaaaaay. Who's the JERK that threw THIS?!" All Decepticons point at Starscream, who was just idly staring at the ground, minding his own business for once. STARSCREAM: "Huh?" KREM: "You! Screamer! I'm gonna chang
Road Turtle writes: Why Kremzeek never had an action figure; he glowed in the dark and came with a jar of gelatinous white slime.
Road Turtle writes: Kremzeek or Cream-Zeek? Either way this photo looks wrong.
AirFlare writes: "I dunno, Doctor, I think i'm sick or something. At first, I stroked it, then I continued to stroke it and all of a sudden this white stuff's all over my hand. What is this?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: I've seen this episode,it's were Kremzeek get's his good cloths dirty rescueing Pandora the cat,and tries to wash them himself,that's when Alice and Mrs. Brady find him in the sud filled laundry room.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: After seeing "A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court," Kremzeek decided he was going to make gunpowder, too.
AirFlare writes: "This is the filling in Twinkies?"
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek,"So that's what's inside of an Ewok!"
fuzzy butt writes: MAKE UP !!!!
fuzzy butt writes: when my a$$ burns, I just put a little dab of Kremzeek anal cream around my sphinter and it sooths the pain away with its new and improved bubbling action.
( warning my cause cancer, bleeding, and cravings to listen to Dianna Ross music)
Gallonos writes: My ear ache is getting really bad...
Bluevolt writes: Ah, so Monkey, your freind Pigsy fried up nicely, but he didnt squeal. Where is the Princess?
Acelister writes: Kremzeek was upset that his whipped cream supply was running low...
Acelister writes: If he looked reaaaly closely, Kremzeek could swear he saw chocolate chips.
Tryphonus writes: Cotton Candeeeeeeek!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: 5/4/04 Kremzeek plays havoc with Seibertron in response for the abuse he received on The Ultimate Caption Contest.
Acelister writes: Too late he realised it was NOT new Impereal Leather Foamburst shower gel.
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: There's something about Kremzeek
Ironhide90 writes: YEA moose now i can fix this wild hair
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Did you know? Kremzeek had a rather extensive collection of cotton,weird little guy ain't he?
Gambit's Mind writes: is this the reason they tell you not to scratch a rash?
Castle74 writes: Our worst nightmare.....a rabid Kremzeek! Look he's already foaming at the mouth!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Kremzeek Car Wash,wash and wax your car only $5 after 4pm,includes Full service wash and wax,Armorall of tires dashboard and inside door panels,free vacuum service on all carpets,and popcorn directly from Kremzeek's ass for all kids under twelv
"And your eating it? Good job Kremzeek!!!"
Firewalker writes: No, you fool, don't eat the cocaine- you snort it.
Flashback writes: Gonna wash that man right outta my hair...
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TheRoMan writes: At first they shot at him with thier weapons. Then they dragged him through the streets of Japan, flogging him and pelting him with foam. He was just an innocent creature, but that didn't matter to them. They finally crucified him on a tower until hi
Gambit's Mind writes: Yeah and I've got white fluffy cotton comming outta my a......oh wait, I do..
thexfile writes: we spotted kremzeek in his preparation for the transformer olympics... we think that kremzeek is a bit confused about the shot put,insn't that suposed to be an iron ball instead of a foam bal zeekster ??
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Night of the Living Dead Kremzeeks

Ransom writes: This is Kremzeek, humans. Look kids, *takes a bite* mmmph hmph ummph shum. *swallows* I mean, it's bad for your teeth (look at mine!), and *takes a bite* shumph himph mmph hmm. *swallows* I mean, don't become like *takes a bite* hmmphph. *swallo
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek got this off the internet it's supposed to increase his penis length.Time will tell.
Ransom writes: "Ever wonder how Kremzeek fits into those eensy-teensy microscopic electronics? Behold! The amazing p0w4h of Dove soap!"
JosephusPrime writes: Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Commercial spokesbear Snuggles was killed today by an enraged Kremzeek. "It was justice!,"Kreemzeek reportedly screamed as he was taken into police custody,"That little bastard ruined my fine washables! No jury in the world will convict me!
Powermaster Jazz writes: Kremzeek didn't know the meaning of the term "snowballing."
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Children DO NOT eat insulation foam Kremzeek is a trained professional,and should not be imitated in ANY way.Besides he's FRIGGIN BONKERS!
Draco614 writes: mmmmmmmmm, packing peants.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek VS Barney:Round Two:FIGHT!:ugh ugh huh ungh huh FINSH HIM!: UNGH! FATALITY! The winner Kremzeek.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek VS Barney:Round one first blood goes to Kremzeek.
doodoobrova writes: ju wanna go to war wit me,i take you to war. i tony montana mang.
thexfile writes: (voice of sir david Atimburah) "And here we see a prime example of the creature in it's wild surounding.Note the hand to ear movement.It is allmoast if he is suggesting to cal someone.It is remarkable to se a creature so wild acting out sutch a
thexfile writes: " it's the all new al in 1 crazie glue , glues anything to eaverything. produckt glues: metal , wood , glas , concreat , brick , carbon fiber , all plastics , and eaven giant cartoon monsters. it's so easey a child can use it. warning compa
Road Turtle writes: That's not yogurt....
Road Turtle writes: When you gotta have sweet...
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Road Turtle writes: "MMMMM! Honey Comb!"
steve2275 writes: ive always wanted to eat a cloud
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek Tribble removal service 24Hrs a day makes Tribbles troubles go away! 817-555-1414
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Heyyy,what do you know Kremzeek and I have the same fantasy about uncovering Amanda Peet with whipped cream.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek was pretty good this year,so for christmas he got the Snoopy Snowcone Machine,sadly he used once maybe twice.It met the ultimate fate that all Snoopy Snowcone Makers meet it sat in the basement until somebody threw it in the trash.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: These Sid & Marty Kroft shows suck!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: See everybody loves Fluff!
trailbreaker writes: "Try our new Old Spice AFTERSHAVE CREAM! Endorsed by little electronic creatures everywhere!!"
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Aha! Peroxide! I knew he wasn't a real blond.
Stargazer writes: First the Staypuft Marshmallow Man, next Skeletor. Soon, Hasbro's cartoons shall rule!
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hot streak 133 writes: Yumm, Crack. Sniff, Sniff. Ohy yeah. HUMP, HUMP ----
Castle74 writes: Kremzeek was enjoying his favorite past-time, Whip hits, until a unforseen accident occured. He never did them again!
Prime Nova writes: Snow fun
Obi-Wan Kenobi writes: I was gonna rule the world,
but then i got high
but then i got high,
but then i got hiigggh
-Ry- writes: mmmmmm......instant foamilicous
Banshee writes: Krem had run out of excuses, it was time for him to admit that he was addicted to insulating foam
Marcus Rush writes: Are you getting enough Fiber in your diet?
TheRoMan writes: Kremzeek call agent. Kremzeek no want to guest star on Queer as Folk no more!
TheRoMan writes: So, this is toothpaste. If had used this before maybe I would have more than 3 teeth.
thexfile writes: this is not Kremzeek , it's that mutated canarie from the news
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thexfile writes: Kremzeek (taking a shower) hey you , get out get out , can't a man have his shower alone ??
but if you are a chik whey not join me i'm already soped up . hint hint
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek has been described as whimzical.Whimzical my ass he jumped in to my dad's pacemaker,NOW HE'S DEAD!" (correction)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek has been described as whimzical.Whimzical my ass he jumped ito my dad's pacemaker,NOW HE'S DEAD!"
Retrospex writes: "Gaaawdamn Trypticon, I mean the movies are one thing but bring some tissues man NASTY!"
Powermaster Jazz writes: Dice Clay: I'm ova here now! OHH!
Kremzeek: PTTUUIE!


"An electrical creature in the pool with people and it has a full stomach,that's violating at least 2 rules mom set out."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: The secret behind Kremzeeks nearly limitless energy is cocaine,oh man I needsome cocaine.
Air Dawg writes: Eat this!
Aleph Zero writes: Tobacco is whacko if you're a mildly psychotic energy creature.
star_sabre86 writes: anyone have any paper towels? I need to get rid of all this whipped cream
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Chaingun writes: So, I just work up and this was in my pants...
Chaingun writes: What do I have to do with Transformers?
Damolisher writes: Kremzeek: Mmmm... Pokemon... KREMZEEK!
Powermaster Jazz writes: Andrew Dice Clay vs Kremzeek: the Aftermath
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Gillete Mach 3 Turbo the best a what ever the hell its is can get.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: ssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff,"ah,Say ello to my little friend,Kremzeek "
Kevinus Prime writes: "Poodle tastes like chicken!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Singin' in the bath... EEEK! Perverts!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Man...look what I found under the bed. Don't you ever vacuum?"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Oh! I thought you said POWDER Puff girl!"
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Kevinus Prime writes: "HUUUUUKKK!!! Hairball!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Oh, my God! That ain't shampoo! It's NAIR!"
Topnwe writes: Kremezeek: behold! i have invented electricity! Al Gore(from off camera): nope, i invented that one too!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek toothless electricution.
Roux writes: How the hell can I eat this pie with only three teeth?
_Max_ writes: "And with new L'Oreal robo-shampoo, my fur becomes totally smooth and shiny."
Castle74 writes: This a deleted scene from the episode "Kemzeek". The writers thought Kremzeek getting hit in the face with a pie would be funny. It was finally cut when Kremzeek's agent, Scott Boras, complained of a no-pie hittting clause in his contrac
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek,"In the past I've been portrayed in typecast,shouting like a savage Kremzeek!,Kremzeek!,in reality I am a very adept actor whose on screen presonna has been compared to Wells,or Hackman,Hopkins.I've done comedy with Gleason,Martin,
homelessjunkeon writes: OMG HOT BUKKAKE ACTION.
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Amelie writes: *grabs "shampoo" from bath* Argh! No! Next time someone does [i]that[/i] in the bath, they'd better wash it [i]all[/i] away! Last think I need today is a facial! XD
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: A scrub,scrub here a scrub,scrub there,keep Kremzeek clean.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Feed a Kremzeek to much ice cream,and you'll get a fat Kremzeek.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek,"White foam I know I shouldn't say this, but I love you,I don't care who knows,I LOVE YOU!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Hey everybody it's Creamzeek!

Sorry I knew it wasn't that funny.
Shinju-chan writes: **Is trying to go for PG-13** Ummm mmm ... damn! I JUST CAN'T!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chicks dig Kremzeek,he's double jointed!
DeceptiGojira writes: Kremzeek loves to cum (worst hentai EVER¬°¬°)
Mkall writes: "Hey I thought this herbal essance junk was supposed to give my hair more body and life. As you can see, it's all false advertising."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Hey I hate Kremzeek as much as the next guy,but he swallowed a package of microwave popcorn,and proceeded to vomit some of the best popcorn I've ever tasted!
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: MENTOS. The freshmaker! Kremzeek!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Kremzeek is Russian for bad plot device.
ArctosPrime writes: OH< MY GOD!!! What is the world coming to when such vilence caused by Kremzeeks to poor defenseless Snowmen? there was nothing left of the body that could be identified, Carl.
Happy Noodle Blacker writes: Then, Kremzeek got rabies and the **** really hit the fan.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: 2002 Hasbro announces the launch of Armada and the creative force behind it.
TheRoMan writes: Coming this month from Hasbro...Kremzeek Commemorative issue. Of course its Hasbro so he only shoots foam. Next month Takara will release a version that shoots 40,000 volt bolts of electricity, I'm waiting for that one.
fuzzy butt writes: An angery twinkie after finding out just how the creamy filling is inserted into him
thexfile writes: they finaly did it , they made the crapest transformer eaver , only thing next wil be 1 that transforms into a turd , withe a extra smel button.
thexfile writes: you knew armade suked , but did you know that it was so bad that kreemzeek went of to do a screentest for "no wet wonder foam" unlukely he did not pas , and is stil unemployd to this day.
thexfile writes: monster : ( roaring noise ) thinking ( where are those blasted kids )

shaggy : look scoobe it's the monster run
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steve2275 writes: now where is that needle in this haystack
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Proof positive that even the worst episode of Beastwars/Machines was better than Kremzeek.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Mmmmmmm Cotton Candy!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: "You sure this is how to use Preperation H?"
Ratbat writes: Who dares throw pie in my face?!?!
Zeedust writes: Kremzeek brand shampoo. It's... Okay, well, it's cheap.
TheRoMan writes: It was a sad day in cartoons when the results came back on Kremezeek's monthly specimen test. He was of course positve...the shockwaves could be felt all through the industry. Only days later did Arcee test positive as well, then Springer and so on.
Cliff Jumper writes: The New York recruit for ceaning up the Staypufft Marshmellow Man's remains.
Spartanion writes: "Why is this snow yellow? Blah! That doesn't taste like lemon!"
Pokejedservo writes: Kreemzeek's bad audition for "Captain Cave-Man".
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "THIS PURE SNOW! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!"
Casual Matt writes: *insert dirty minded caption here*
bluemoon writes: MMMMMMMMMM cream filling
Ricochet writes: And you apply it like this...
TurboHammer writes: Marshmallow Cream anyone?
Jaw Crusher writes: ...and thus, in that hot tub on New Year's Eve, did Estoria's unusual love affair with Powerglide come to a horribly tragic end.
Shermtron writes: Time to shave!!
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