Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Angelbot says:

Optimus: But why would Elita One keep her Easter bonnet here?
Alpha Trion: I don't know. I can't figure her out sometimes. I suspect it was Moonracer's idea.

Roadshadow says:

Optimus: Alpha Trion, where do babies come from?
Alpha Trion: The stork, you ass! Now let me look at this golden ball.
Optimus:...Can I play with it?
Alpha: No!
Optimus: *cries*

SilentBlaster says:

Optimus:Come on lets disco already.
Alpha trion:Not let i've got to study this discoball, and disco is so ninety sevendys anyway.

Tiedye says:

(OPTIMUS)-"Umm Sir." "when Can I have a turn at hitting the pinyata.
(ALPHA TRION)-"BE QUIET!!" "You can hit it as soon I remember where I left that darn Stick."

Not Sonic says:

oh ya let me in your big shiny hiney!!

Roadshadow says:

Optimus Prime: Umm...can I play with it now?
Alpha Trion: Shut up! It's my ball and you can't have it, so nyahh!

Dclone Soundwave says:

Prime:Damn Alpha Trion, you actually used carry two of those? How did you walk or do... you know....bussiness?

tron01 says:

is that a box of rubbers because i m low on em

tron01 says:

Optimus: Where's the five bucks you owe me?
Alpha Trion: In this box, this box is a paper shredder!

masiah one says:

optimus: can i have a pony daddy?
alpha trion: how many times do i have to tell you to stop asking for a pony and to stop playing with chip's ball's?

Octocon says:

Alpha Trion: "hmmmm.... That is shiney!"

Optimus: "Thats exactly what i was saying to you before see."

Alpha Trion: "Hmmmmmmmm.....wooooo"

Tom Of Doom says:

Hey alpha trion...can you pass me the soap?

trailbreaker says:

"Alpha Trion, why can't I have a pony??"

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Prime: I hope he dosen't fart
Alpha Trion: (farts)
Prime: OK
Alpha Trion: (farts louder)
Prime: Stop doing that

Not Sonic says:

Optimus:Hey big bot!

Zeedust says:

Alpha Trion: "Our most powerful and mysterious relic is a giant disco ball, eh? Where's John Travolta when you need him?"

Optimus: "I've never needed John Travolta, and I hope I never do."

LunarFormer says:

Optimus: So... by 2004, this little ball will grow into a huge chamber of energy, and I will look like a bad Power Rangers knockoff?

Alpha Trion: That's as near as I can predict, yes.

Optimus: Wow... that sucks.

Alpha Trion: Yup... at least

Masterpiece Prowl says:

At the Autobot annual disco party:
A3 (to himself): Think, you disco duck, think!
Prime: Could you quit muttering to yourself and fix the boogie sphere, the other 'bots want to keep this party goin'.

buddhaquest says:

... and after what felt like an eternity I was finally able to push this out of my exhaust, Alpha Trion.

galvanostril says:

prime: who wants a bodymassage?
vector sigma: I'm a computer

galvanostril says:

prime: alpha trion, even if you roll it into a giant ball, you just can't find a G1 megatron origional in a haystack!

Kal-Seth says:

Optimus: For The last time Alpha that is NOT another transformer that is merely my disco ball!

alas primes words fell on death ears as the senile Alpha trion did hold a conversation with his disco ball which he named " Vector Sigma"

Greg says:

What Do You See In Your Crystal Ball Alpha Trion?
Its Hideous! No Make It Stop! Oh! Wait! Its Just My Reflection..

Powerstorm says:

Prime leaps to push Alpha Trion out of the way of a massive water bomb hurtling through the air towards him.

Powerstorm says:

Prime: What is it?
A3: A prototype for my new alt. mode, a bowling ball!
Prime: .....

Bloodlust says:

Suddenly, OP and AT's party came to end when the disco ball fell from the celing.

p3rc3pt0r says:

OP: want some pineapple?
Alpha: mhhhh....

Psyro_Kameato says:

alpha: ...7534....7535...7536...

optimus: uh..alphatrion? what are you...

alpha: damn it prime! now i lost count!

Rebirth Megatron says:

That's it old man, watch Arcee lube herself on that thing. Snapping your neural net will be so easy...yes...soon I...sweet mama she's hot.

Superion_007 says:

OP: ATOMIC WEDGIE!!

AT: Yowasa!!

Nenesis Prime says:

Wah, Lennie see! LEMMIE SEE!!!!

Operation Ravage says:

Alpha Trion: "Stand by your man . . ."
Optimus Prime: "I KNEW it was a mistake to bring you to open mic night."

Great Red Spirit says:

Prime: Give it to me straight Alpha Trion; Will we ever be able to play soccer with it again?

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Optimus: Vector Sigma is reportedly the most powerful computer in the galaxy, what could possibly go wrong with it?

Alpha Trion: It runs on Windows XP Prime, who knows what went wrong!!

Kal-Seth says:

A3: behold rime the ultimate weapon to defeat the decepticons

Prime: But Alpha Trion it's just a big gold golf ball

A3: shut up do you want them to know about it

DeltaOmega says:

Alph: For me! You shouldn't have.
Prime: But, but.....

Kal-Seth says:

Prime: is it m turn to look at it?

A3: no... not yet

Kal-Seth says:

prime: thats a pretty big disco ball Aplha Trion
A3: yes prime.... yes it is
prime: can i burrow it ^-^?
A3: yea when you bring back my complete collection of the golden girls

Nightshadow says:

Optimus: Can i have Tree fity for my friend the loch ness monster?

Ratbat says:

[Alpha Trion] I think it's Epcot Center...in Orlando, Florida.

Viper 16 says:

Optimus: "You see, I found it not too far off, I believe it does ... blah blah blah.. and did I mention I found it? Yes, I am amazing aren't I? where was I, oh!.. blah blah..."
Alpha Trion: .oO( if he doesn't shut up i'll choke m

Castle74 says:

Damn Trion, you'd think something so advanced would come with a manual to at least hook it up?

GetterDragun says:

Optimus: Maybe it can finally make you Transform into something?

Tiedye says:

OPTIMUS- "Are you sure we should be wasteing money on disco decorations, we are in the middle of a war you know?"
ALPHA TRION-(ignoring Optimus) I ordered a silver one like the one on SOUL TRAIN, but I guess this will do.

Magnus says:

Maybe you should try unplugging it and plugging it back in.

Tiedye says:

OPTIMUS- Are you sure we should be wasteing money on Disco decorations? We are in the middle of a war you know. ALPHA TRION- (Ignoring OPTIMUS) I ordered a silver one like the one on Soul train, but I guess this will do.

Bumblejumper says:

Look, the key to Vector Sigma is inside your right arm! Just plug yourself in, and activate it all ready!

Anonymous says:

Optimus,"STAND BACK ALPHA TRION! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW A TERMINATOR ARRIVES."

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "What the slag hapened to all the captions?"

Alpha Trion: "It was only four pics, Prime. Calm down."

Anonymous says:

It's not New Years yet is it.

Zeedust says:

Prime: "Can't you give me a PORTABLE Matrix of leadership?"

Alpha Trion: "It's not nailed down, is it?"

Anonymous says:

Teehee,nows our chance to relive all those great epcot jokes.

Anonymous says:

so tell me alpha trion, what in the blue hell do you actually transform into anyway?

Anonymous says:

op- so you do get bigger balls when you get older.

Anonymous says:

Alpha Trion: This strange ball reminds me of a Quintesson for some "odd ball" reason.