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trailbreaker writes: New Masterpiece TFs here! Get them fresh off the truck !
Shuttershock writes: BO: Sorry, give me a second. I've got a lot of junk in my trunk.
Ali: Indeed you do...
jrgreer74 writes: BO: Oh, sorry guy! I have a virus and unfortunately I didn't bring an extra pair of underwear! By the way, do you think this king size comforter will fit? Maybe I can make a pair until we get home! OH! OH! MAN! Okay, maybe I'll just take two!!!
Skywarp64 writes: "I KNOW my head is in there SOME place..."
Roadshadow writes: Blast Off: I like big butts and I CAN-NOT LIE!
Arab: Why did I ever join the Decepticons in the first place...
SilentBlaster writes: Alfganstan:HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY TRUCK!!!
Blastoff:Hmmm ..... twinkies.
Roadshadow writes: Blast-Off: Sir please step away. I'm about to fart.
destroyer writes: "REMEMBER DRY CLEAN ONLY"
Alphatron writes: Man: Hm... nice ass...
Blast-Off: What?!
Man: Uh.. I said "Need gas"!
Blast-Off: Oh.
Octocon writes: Blast Off: "Dang It! You lost a button again. thats the 2nd suit this month, how am i ment to seduce Arcee in this, look at it"
(Yes Blast Off is vain)
- Back to top -galvanostril writes: after ali-baba and his new sidekick, blastoff, capture osama and beat him down oldskool TF style, they load him into an apparent "lundry" truck to turn him over to the sockpuppet dictator known as bush.
Ratbat writes: I bring you greetings, Your Highness! And I'm bringing you a few high-quality airplane parts.
Not Sonic writes: Blast Off:Oh God!GALVATRON!Quit leavin'yer frikin'purple thongs in here!!!
Galvatron:Sorry!
Masterpiece Prowl writes: Another on-time delivery from Decepticon Express.
Zeedust writes: Blast Off (singing): "I make my livin' on the evening news. Just gimme somethin', somethin' I can use. People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry..."
Arabic guy: "Stop that!"
Zeedust writes: Generic Arab: "So, how do you like my new outfit?"
Blastoff: "Very chic. Get it? Sheik! Hahaha!"
Generic Arab: "I hate you."
Greg writes: Here Is Your Laundry Lord Of Washing! Please Do Not Beat Me If I Get Oil On Them.
Brakethrough writes: Yeah, they call me Bleachoff now. I've been doing this ever since the Combaticons split up. I hear Brawl's doing something off-broadway. Anyway, here's your socks. See you thurday.
Ratbat writes: Your Highness, I bring you greetings--AND a few quality airplane parts!
Soda Pop Kurtis writes: Iraqi: Blast Off, be careful with those WMD's, we don't want Bush on our asses.
Blast Off: Keep your turban on. Now remember our deal, we get Saddam's oilfields in exhange for stashing these WMD's on Cybertron.
Iraqi: Of course m
- Back to top -Elemental writes: i can't belive you bleached my undie's you poonjob
galvanostril writes: (blastoff says something in chinese)
sly arab: joo tink he in disguise, I'm really winston churchill!
DeltaOmega writes: Mmmmmm! Donuts......
Nightshadow writes: Blast Off: Hey, human i think i found your Adult Magazines in here, along with some stained underwear....ew....
Carlos_Oliviera_U.B.C.S. writes: Blast Off: "now if you're gonna wear a towel on your head, then make it a fashionable one!!!
Man (Towel Head): Hu da bloah ku kohnadd????
Banshee writes: Blastoff: mature, isn't it?
Viper 16 writes: Human: "nice view!"
Blastoff: "whatcha lookin' at?" *turns around*
Human: "never mind, its gone."
Ultra Markus writes: this is why Osama Bin Ladden weres the same thing every day. Because Blast Off made off with all his clean clothes!
Ultra Markus writes: Hey! I finally found my missing sock!
Ratbat writes: Smuggling airplane parts in a laundry truck is a clever idea, your highness. After all...what's so interesting about dirty laundry, anyway?
- Back to top -Castle74 writes: As hard times fell on the Decepticon Army... many Deceps took on second jobs. Here's Blast Off on his laundry delivery run...
Tiedye writes: BLASTOFF- "I'm sick of Megatron leading us to defeat."I can't wait to see the look in his face when I cover his room in ladies underware.
HUMAN- "Hey get out of my truck!"
Tiedye writes: HUMAN-"Mr. Soundwave we have your order ready."
BLASTOFF- "Quick give it to me. If Megatron finds out I wear ladies underware under my armor he'll have my head.
crazyfists writes: Blast Off: "Step aside mammal, I'll show ye how a robot unloads and does laundry! The robot way!" Human: "Robots don't say ye." Blast Off: "I'll show ye..."
Tiedye writes: HUMAN- WE have you order for you Mr. Blastoff.
BLASTOFF- Quick give it to me. If any of my comrads learn that I secretly wear ladies panties under my armor, Megs will kill me.
Tiedye writes: BLASTOFF-"I'm sick of Megatron leading us to defeat."I can't wait to see his face when I fill his room with ladies underwear."
Zeedust writes: Arabic Guy: "Why are you raiding my laundry truck?" Blast-Off: "Swindle lost a bar bet, and he has to spend a week wearing a burka."
Unknown writes: Saddam: Hello! I hear you have a package for me?
Blast Off: Yeah... now--- if only I can find it...
Unknown writes: Blast Off suddenly while bending over suffers from metal
fatigue in a very embarrassing spot. CRRRRREEAAAACCCCHHHHSCH!
Unknown writes: "My it is beautiful day Mr.Decepticon don't you think?" BO,"Look
guy can't you see I'm busy trying to dominate the world."
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Sheik da Freak,"Tell me Blast Off have you ever considered being
intimate with a human?" Blast Off,"Slagin robosexuals.I work for you that doesn ...
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Unknown writes: Guy,"I have to tell you something aweful but if
you let me tell you I can save us both." Blast Off,"Ah crap,your a mormon right ...
Pokejedservo writes: B.O: Hey what are these things in here? Arab: Uhhh... nothing!
Zeedust writes: Sheik Anbeik: "You know ytou have a shark fin on your back, right?"
Blast Off: "Hey! I do, don't I? Ha ha... Who's the smartest shuttle 'round? (starts singing) Who's the worst spaceshi
Unknown writes: After discovering that Earth terrorists has Weapons of Mass Destruction, Megatron sent the Decepticons out to find them.
Blast-Off: Hey! I found them.
Arab: Get our of my truck!
Unknown writes: Blast Off helps unload some of the props for The Passion of the Christ set.
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