Quintessons in transport vehicle

trailbreaker says:

Behind the scenes at Hasbro's corporate HQ.

Godzillabot Primal says:

Walmart, where we get paid little and only get the first wave

Suzuki says:

Cue the "Night at the Roxbury" theme!

"What is love?!
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me... no more"

Optimushide2005 says:

Quintesson#1:Are we there yet
Quintesson#2:If you don't stop talking were turning the other way around!

mechislander says:

you sure you know how to drive this thing?

dutnam says:

All..My..Friends..have a Low Rider......

Autobot bubbs says:

Q in drivers seat: "... this scootie puff junior sucks.... why couldn't we get a scootie puff senior?"

Q riding shotgun: " Yeah, that thing rocked... did you see the fuselage on that thing?"

Q in back: " Will you two sh

StarSaber1701 says:

Quintessons1: Did you saw the Soccor Game Yeasterday!
Quintessons2: Shut up ok

Judynator says:

Quintessons in the Suzuki (or BW?)

Q1: We call would Alpha Quintesson too one cycle, no?

Dragonoth says:

Quintessons take a trip to the past

Quint 2 (pointing): There! That's the one who will become Ironhide!

Merbum says:

After plotting their next move against the transformers, the Quintessons decide to out for a beer run to celebrate.

Stress says:

back: i ahve to pee. Front right: hold it in will ya i'm trying to drive. left front: dammit i broke a nail.

Unknown says:

D1: VROOOOOOOM!
D2: Don't ever do that again.
D3: Yeah, kinda creepy.

Scatterlung says:

Quintesson: Have the autobots build a better vehicle...All black with red flashy lights...And it needs to talk and be driven by someone off of Bay Watch...

soundwavegt says:

Yes, this is the latest model, Lowered sport suspension, comfort seats, air conditioning and a Soundwave stereo system!!!

Ultimate Optimus says:

*Worker #10 farts*

Quintesson Judge: OK, who did that?!

Roadshadow says:

Quintesson Judge (backseat Quintesson): I told you we should have turned left at Detroit! This place looks NOTHING like Cleveland, Ohio! Besides, there's no humanoid robots there like the ones here.
Quintesson Jailer (Quintesson that has a shell-

bvzxa says:

Low-rid-er or van full of quintess-sans

Road Turtle says:

Passanger Quint, "We manufacture boy-bots and girl-bots? How can you tell the difference?! Flip them on their backs? Idiots!!!"

Montmorency says:

Quint in back: Why are there so many guys here?
Quint in front: I can say that in two words:
MORE TOYS!

tron01 says:

And on the left you will see the no leg men and on your right you will see the red booty men!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Backseat Quint: Didn't we pass through this hallway full of robots a minute ago?
Passanger Quint: I TOLD you we were going in circles. You have no sense of direction.
Driver Quint: We're never going to win the Quintessia Grand Prix at this rat

gauthic_angel7680 says:

crack production up 90%. it looks like it's going to be a good year for us. Muhahahaha!

darkwind25 says:

"let's face it, guys; even with our snazzy new cybertron car, were still one of the fugliest transformers around! Damn, no girls will want to date us. Hey, I have an idea. Why dont we drive off a deep cliff, that way our sparks will be terminate

DeltaOmega says:

you can hear "I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta girls
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$" comming from the radio.

-Soundwave- says:

Q1: How do you tell them apart?
Q2: I can't.
Q3: Hey that silver one with the back cannon, he looks different.

Suzuki says:

"Look, just ask that guy over there! I'm sure he knows where it is!" "I told you already, I know where we are going! Just let me drive in peace!" "Are we there yet?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint2,"Oh damn,I think I left the iron on at home."

Quint1,"Evert friggin time we go some place...."

Warhead says:

GTA!!!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Car Radio: Sunshine, lolipops, and rainbows everything-
Driver Quint: Oops, wrong CD (Ejects CD and inserts another one)
Car Radio: Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games.
Driver Quint: Now THAT'S more like it.

Arc the ZAKO says:

Quint1: I CALL SHOTGUN! I CALL SHOT GUN! I CALL SHOT GUN!!!
Quint2: *Takes out shot gun and blasts Quint1*
Quint 3: Stares
Quint 2: What? He said he wanted shot gun!

Road Turtle says:

Passangerseat Quint, "Everyday it's the samething 'Go check the robots, make sure they're not up to anything.' Really, you multi-facers are so paranoid! They're only robots! It's not like they're gona go anywhere! W

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

See, I told you Depthcharge couldn't carry us through that narrow passageway, but NOOOooooooooo. "It's ok, his wings will fold up..." Look at him now, you passenger-side air head!! He's wingless & turning blue!!!!

Mikemann says:

Qdriver:Who Farted?
ShotgunQ:Not me.
BackseatQ:It was a drone.
Drones:Liar!
BackseatQ:Fine! It was me!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint1,"We shoulda enslaved Go-Bots too."

Byrerprime says:

Q1: Let me get this straight, the blue one's NOT Bluestreak?

Q2: One last time from right to left. Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl and Prowl

Q3: Why so many Prowls?

Q2: Why don't you ask Hasbro!

galvanostril says:

while on vacation, the quintesons stumbled upon the megaman universe...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The Quintesson Day Parade wasn't really a big sucess.Danny Devito was grand marshel.

DarkDranzer says:

Q1: Okay today we'll fire him, him and him...

Q2: Uhh I think that's a she...

Q3: That guy got a sex change last month remember?

Q1: ...Damn it!! I wish they didn't do that every month!! It's very annoying on 'Sacking Day

The King says:

Quintession checking the factory. Figuring who are they going to let go today.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Deep in Hasbro HQ.

Quint1,"And here we have our Armada/Energon/Cybertron writing staff churning out the same pointless 'Gotta catch 'em all' drivel they have for years.This year we're featuring keys of some sort."

Quint

Orionseid says:

And then he says, HAHAHAHAHA, Get this...He says, "That's not a gorilla, that's my WIFE!"

Orionseid says:

"We've REALLY got to reconsider the paint scheme on our drones."

Orionseid says:

quintesson 1: Told you to avoid the highways.
quintesson 2: This is great! We'll be home by 6 today.

Draco614 says:

Quintesson 2- Maybe we should stop for directions.

Quintesson driver- hell no, this looks like it will double back to the interstate.

Quintesson 3- I have to goto the bathroom

Quintesson driver-AGAIN!!!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The stories of Judge Deliberato's bachlor party were the stuff of legend!

Deliberato,"HEY BABY THAT IS ONE SWEET CHROME PLATED ASS BAYYYYYBE! BACK THAT METAL KABOSE UP ON ALL FIVE OF MY FACES!!!!"

ShYnE says:

Quintesson Passenger: Where is tour guide Barbie when you need her?

ninjabot says:

So this is where baby transformers come from.

1337W422102 says:

On tonight's episode of:

"THE A-TEAM: CYBERTRON!"

we join our intrepid heros as they find themselves in the homosexual red-light district...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint in backseat,"Guys have you ever considered that slavery is wrong?"

Quint's in front seat,"WHAT?!"

Quint in back seat,"Haha got ya!"

Quint 1,"Ah damn I fall for that every single time."
Quint 2,&

rad902 says:

I command you to push buttons!!! Push buttons you fools!!! We will conquer all with our button pushing!!!

Astaroth says:

"I Knew We Shouldn't Have Taken That Left Turn At Iacon"

trailbreaker says:

Gone in 60 seconds.....kind of.

trailbreaker says:

"And if you look to your left, you'll see that we're breaking child labor laws."

Acelister says:

Quint 1: "Are we there yet?"
Quint 2: "No."
Quint 1: "Are we there yet?"
Quint 2: "No!"
Quint 1: "Are we there yet?"
Quint 2: "Ask me one more time and I'll turn this hovercar right around a

Acelister says:

QuintJr: "Faster! Faster!"
Quint: "I told you before, this thing's speed makes Futurama's 'slow-mobile' look like a Porshe!"

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Boss Hogg: Dang you, Quint Boys!
Quints: YEEHAW!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Kmart management views their stores where workforce reduction ahhhhh screw it I HATE KMART!!!!

009* says:

Why does the car have a little face painted on the front end?

Pokejedservo says:

Gran Turismo: The Quintesson Version

Agent_One says:

Radio playing while All Singing and flailing arm to music:
"We got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in our car
The speed so

Mkall says:

5 minutes later, the quits discovered that without wheels, their car was not meant for wheelies.

Mkall says:

Wife: "Admit it dear, we're lost!"
Husband: "We're not lost, we're taking a shortcut."
Wife: "We're lost, now get out and ask those gentlemen where we are.

Marv says:

Insert novelty horn sound-effect here....

Marv says:

How do you mean we can't convert a flying car into a lowrider?

Marv says:

I really don't think we're on the interstate anymore....

Sheba says:

Last time YOU drove, you went 20 miles with your left blinker flashing!

DeltaSeeker says:

Quint 1: "You guys know what mccheesehat was saying?"

Quint 2: "No clue."

Acelister says:

Quint1: "Get outta the way! We've got no brakes!"
Quint2: "We've got no wheels!"

Acelister says:

Quint: "And all these console's over here control this hovercar we're on."

TFBuyer says:

Futurama has really gone downhill....

Road Turtle says:

(backseat) Quint, "As you can see, our blue and orange worker drones are a success! Now we can start building the Pink Robots!"

(passanger seat) Quint, "Die Yoshimi! Die!!!"

Shermtron says:

Quintessions:We payed $75 bucks for this crappy ride..

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint1,"Wow I believe we have stumbled on to the set of Disney's:The Black Hole."

Quint2,"Oh yeah there's Anthony Perkins!"

Quint3,"No that's a robot."

Quint2,"Oh yeah."

Quint1(pointing wi

mccheesehat says:

"MAGEEMAGMAMAMAGMMAGEEMAGEEMGMEMAGEE MAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE magee"
so i end up asking myself 1 question, "what am i doing here in the middle of the train tracks, let's get out of here before we get killed" we swiftly move on to

mccheesehat says:

check the kona, yeah man, we sold 1 MAGEE 4 u. shark the mageeun mc cheese hat and shark it's mother. twice the magee is once the mc cheese hat for the eternal life of the sausage and cheese cake, mageeun magee and debbie magee and the magee of glouc

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Wow, the George Lucas Zapruder Film Special Edition really sucks!

mccheesehat says:

yeah m8. i don't know who u are, but i don't like you. Magee mc'cheese hat and chips. quad cheese mc'ha and the mageeun bun. MAGEE for your mum, and you know's KRAKKKKKKKKKEN. yeah m8 disc brake on a cracken mate, boy-o. mageeeee

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint realistate agent,"This really is a very quiet neighborhood.Good school system,and low property taxes.Not like this area now.When we get there I know your gonna love it!"

Quint buyer,"Yes but who wants to hafta drive through a robo-

Arc the ZAKO says:

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Quint Mobile!Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Quint Mobile!
Quint Mobile!
Quint Mobile!
Homer Simpson: BATMAN! I mean Quint Mobile!

Solidus says:

Jumping on the bandwagon of other videogame franchises such as Mario, Crash Bandicoot, and Star Wars; Takara has begun development of Transformers Super Kart.

tequila stu says:

Quint driver. "Im sure we passed that robot 5 minites ago."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Production on Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was delayed due to the tardiness of the newly cast Umpalumpas.

Further delays occurred when the new Umpalumpas attempted to take over the film studio.

Lorekeeper says:

George Q. Bush's third inauguation parade.

King Slick says:

(off-screen) Excaliber Convoy: Poor Nitro...reduced to a...
(off-screen) Nitro Convoy: BOO!

ArctosPrime says:

The Nascar of the Future!!!

Acelister says:

Cybertronian Air Traffic Control is busier then anywhere else in the Universe.

Acelister says:

Worker 1: "Right, this button is one you don't want to press."
Worker 2: "Press this one?"
Worker 1: "Yeah, that one... Wait, no!"

Acelister says:

Quint: "As you can see, Inspector, this is no Sweat Shop Crack Factory..."
Worker: "Please sir, I can't take the smell of this powder we hid earlier!"
Quint: "Quiet slave! Now as I was saying..."

Acelister says:

"Come on, James Bond has a freekin' Lotus and all we get is this hover car?! We're thousands of years more advance then them for Quintessa's sake!"

HookX5 says:

"You alright back there Mr Jackson? we'll get to the surgery to add your fifth face in no time!"

Road Turtle says:

Inside the Takara toy factory...

Road Turtle says:

(passanger side) Quint, "Constructing robots with belly shirts! Brilliant!!!"

Road Turtle says:

(passanger side) Quint, "Ah-Ha! With our ultra sophisticated computer technology and our vast army of robots working around the clock, we shall locate that final Golden Ticket! Wonka's factory is ours!!!"

King Slick says:

The guy who sold be this car seemed just a bit batty.

gauthic_angel7680 says:

hey you hot sexy thing. meet me at the bar at ten

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Eidos goes to even greater lengths to ensure their test players keep quiet about the A-bugs.

Solidus says:

One of the most frowned upon screenshots from the upcoming Gran Turismo 5.

Towline says:

America is desparate to gain an advantage as the best carmaker's in the world by outsourcing it's auto industry to Cybertron.

Zeedust says:

The storyboard art for "I, Robot" looked rather different from the finished movie.

Armbullet says:

Road trip

DudRound says:

YO!... This is X-to-tha-Z, XZIBIT! AND TODAY, WE'RE GONNA PIMP YO' RIDE!

1337W422102 says:

The Transformers Expansion Pack for the game "Evil Genius," coming soon!

Sunstormer says:

Q1: I dunno, man... we've been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Q2: Do you think any of them would know where it is? I'm not going to give up until we have White Castle in our stamchs.
Q3: And some h

DeltaSeeker says:

The Quintesson's version of the "It's A Small World" ride.

Hunter says:

Quint1: "Faster! I think RID Sideburn is on our tail again!"
Quint2: "Yeah, step on it! I saw what he did to cute little sports cars!"

Brakethrough says:

Feel the rhythm!
Feel the rhyme!
Get on up!
It's bobsled time!

Cruel Runnings!

D_J_D_99 says:

The Hasbro UK tour guide laughed at the Question of a decent release of Transformers in England

ionacus says:

driver quint: dude no smoking in the back seat!

kewlcastud says:

Man, I told you we should have asked for directions at the last energon stop....

RuffNicq says:

Due to lazyness and oly using their brains, the quins have evolved into big heads with hands like octupus. Due to strain on their faces, it change them into something that a women would never go out for a date. This is the reason why they do not have you

elmekia says:

After much debate, the Quints finally decided on having a regular car wax over the traditional "Guilty'o'Innocent Wax".

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Driver Quint: I'm getting hungry, who's for stopping at Fudrucker's?
Other Quints: Yay, Fudrucker's!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Backseat Quint: *whispering to Driver Quint*
Driver Quint: Dammit, you should've gone before we left!

Hitch says:

Q1: Thanks MTV, for pimping my ride!

GL135 says:

Taking to the road this spring break, the Robots Gone Wild, crew plans to stir up trouble in Daytona. " Hey!!! Show me your rack, and you get this T-----, Prime will never know.

Binaltech Bombshell says:

'Take a left at the robot.' God, could those directions have been any more vague?

Ratbat says:

We have the hardest-working slaves here! If we see any slackers, we can WHIP them--figuratively, AND ESPECIALLY LITERALLY--into shape! =)

krashh says:

"ok, so you're looking for Larry, that's him over there, no wait, that's him here...no that's him right there, no.."

gauthic_angel7680 says:

man that one there has a really cute butt.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint 3,"Ok keep an I out for one of those 'You are here ->' signs."

Quint 1,"Say those red boots are cute!"

Quint 2,"Dude?"
Quint 3,"Dude?"

Quint 1,"Did I say that out loud? Crap."

chuckdawg1999 says:

Quintesson up front: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Quintessons in the back: Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango.

Dirtbag says:

Quint1: Quint2! how many time do I have to tell you! park OUTSIDE the mall!!

quint2: sorry...I just really excited to get E-Omega sentinal....

Quint1: *reads sign on door* it says here their all sold out of omega sentinals....
Quint2: SOLD OUT???!!

Zeedust says:

Quint in passenger seat: "You don't need to see any identification... These aren't the bots we're looking for. We can go about our business. Move along!"

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Quint on a "Mr. Microphone": Hey good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Crap, we're out of quarters!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

This mall's got everything.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Can we get one of those cool Knight Rider laser eye things?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Tonight one night only the fabulous Quint Brothers rhythm and blues revue band,at the Palace Ballroom.Free parking! And tonight is ladies night.....

Arc the ZAKO says:

All 3 quints: WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Q1: in this experiment, we are making a modification on an old human concept & putting a thousand autobots in front of individual super-computers to see if one of them could write the complete works of Shakespeare. So far, after 500 astro years, they&

E-Trunks says:

"little did they know that Wheelie was behind the grassy knoll..."

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Hit the gas & make it QUICK!!! THEY'RE PLAYING ENERGON EPISODES BEHIND US!!!!!!!

Arc the ZAKO says:

Scorpinok: Quick Alpha Q! To the Ugly Mobile!

Thanatos Prime says:

The new Cadillac, more of what you want.

Thanatos Prime says:

(Hip-hop music playing in the background)
"Man this is one sweet ride you got BigQ!"

"Yeah, and I just got this sweet sound system installed too!" *turns up the volume*

Kevinus Prime says:

"...and it was owned by a little old fembot who only drove it on Sundays!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Here they come! Look busy, guys!

"Okay, clear!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Just because it says drive through, it doesn't mean... aw, forget it."

Kevinus Prime says:

"I don't know what happened! I was doing about 90, and now we're back to the future!"

Kevinus Prime says:

The Quintessons rebelled against their old profession, crash test dummies.

Kevinus Prime says:

Although rarely seen, the Oompa Loompabots were critical to everyday operations.

Kevinus Prime says:

"I knew we shoulda' taken that left turn at Albequerque!

Bunny_FooFoo says:

New, for the PS2, GTA: Cybertron!
Choose from a cast of characters, including action masters Grimlock and Treadshot, Spike Witickey, or as featured here, the Quintessons!
Hi-jack all your favorite transformers and drive them around Cybertron causing hav

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint 2,"Admit it were lost."
Quint 1,"Shut up."
Quint 3,"Why don't you ask for directions?"
Quint 1,"Grrrrrrr."

1337W422102 says:

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant was taken over by the Quintessons and all of the employees were replaced by robots whose uniforms consisted of red boots, a racing helmet and blue Speedos.

No humans were spared.

King Grimrob says:

The car ride through the work camp was pleasant and calm until suddenly, some rouge bot on the grassy knoll turned into a high powered sniper rifle..........
And the rest is history....

King Grimrob says:

(dude in front) "Mo~m! he's touching me!!!
(Quint in back) "Am not!" (head turns) "are too!" (head turns back) "Am not!"
(driver, death head turns around) "Stop your crying or I'm feeding you to the shar

nephilim says:

Quint: Guilty *face shift* or Innocent
Driver: Dude, that was you who let one and you know it.

Acelister says:

Just after this picture was taken, a large anvil fell onto the car.

Acelister says:

Slave: "So did you watch the match last night?"
Quint: "Silence!"
*Whip*
Slave: "Argh! You didn't tell me they were there, man!"
Quint: "We're still here you fool!"
Slave: "Ah slag..."

Robowang says:

"I did your mom."

Bed Bugs says:

Quint in back: Why are we driving this thing, we float the way it is!

Jaw Crusher says:

The excitment George Lucas had for making a space fantasy was apparent, but ultimately the producers convinced him to save it until after 'American Graffiti' was finished.

Tusko says:

I thought you said this ride would be pimped out? No one is looking.

richard says:

"Holy Houseflies, Quint-man! The Autbots are rebelling!"
"Quick, to the Quint-mobile!"

Na na na na na na na na QUINT-MAN!!

Ratbat says:

It's good to see our slaves working so hard they don't even know WE'RE very closely watching them.

Toonami says:

Backseat Passenger: I told you this wasn't a drive through car was.

Acelister says:

Q1: "Ridin' along in mah automobile..."
Q2: "Da ding da ding da ding der dung..."
Q1: "... Stop doing the guitar..."

Acelister says:

"Are you sure we should enter the Quint-Mobile into MTV's Pimp My Ride?"

Hunter says:

Quint1: "Let me drive!"
Quint2: "No, I'm driving!"
Quint3: "AhhhhhHHHHHhhhHHHhhH!!!!!"

*crash!*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Quint in back seat,"Dees iz my fine ass Robobeyouch's.Pick one out they'll like you it's guarntee'd!"

Quint in passenger seat,"Welllllll 500 hundred q-bits is a bit much."

Quintpimp,"Well it's a long

Road Turtle says:

Quint (back seat), "Splended, splended! Lets make all our robots wear orange boots with blue Speedos!"

Jetfighter Prime says:

"oh isn'øt it great to wacth others do the hard work for us"

"yeah but i still wanted that cute femme last time we were there"

Road Turtle says:

Quint (passenger), "Slow down! You're gona hit sombody!"

Road Turtle says:

Quint (passanger side), "You Idiot! You drove into the DMV! Instant Fail!"

Road Turtle says:

Quint (driver), "Well that familar Robot on the corner said to take a right, then a right, then another right, then one more right."

Quint (passanger side), "You Idiot! We're going in circles!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Holy crap this Disney World of Tommorrow ride really is outdated."