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AAAHHHH!!!! GOJIRA!!!
It was then that Mirage remembered he's supposed to cloak while behind the annoying ones.
Big Brother's watching you... and he's taking aim.
Blaster(trying to sound spooky): OOOOoooOOOOooooo--
Prime: Shut up Blaster; Scooby Doo villians can do better than that.
Dang it, this is the second time this month I woke up with this kink in my neck. I need to get a new bed!
Damn machine ate my money! Gimme my soda pop!
"Coming Soon: Starbucks!"
"ZOINKS!! A GHOST!!"
I'd hate to think about where Starcream retracted his wings to be able to wear that. For that matter, how can Starscream even fit into an Optimus Prime costume to begin with?
Why does the car have a little face painted on the front end?
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