Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

trailbreaker says:

“This Wheeljack is a cheap KO from China !!”

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Say that again?! }:(

trailbreaker says:

“ HEAD ON !!”

Optimustard says:

I learned this in Japan. It's supposed to clear your mind so that you can build Dinobots that aren't idiots. If not it's good practice if I ever need to rip out your optics

BG the Robit says:

I'm taking your head off but my face looks like I'm concerned... I don't really have a medical liscence.

william-james88 says:

I heard there is a mustache under there!

Fires_Of_Inferno says:

Ratchet: "Look! Look with your special eyes!"

Wheeljack: "MY BRAND!"

TrinityIce says:

Your face is ugly, I'm fixing it.

trailbreaker says:

3 Stooges have influenced Ratchet.

Rainmaker says:

Ratchet: GIMME YOUR FACE!
Optimus: That's my line!

Skywarp64 says:

"Blasted Robot Heros line! No articulation at all!"

Crashcomet says:

R: I can't get this dang mask off! RRRRGH!

Heckfire says:

GIVE.
ME.
YOUR.
FAAAACE.

michellatron says:

SAY UNCLE, WHEELJACK! SAY UNCLE!

TF2 says:

Ratchet:Now If I can get this head straight, and some paint this will make an awsome robot replica.

trailbreaker says:

Ratchet - "Sorry Wheeljack, those contact lenses are really stuck!!!!"

Unknown says:

(wheeljack & ratchet fighting)
wheeljack:hey not the eyes thats cheating
ratchet:oohh sorry

shockwave_inoz says:

Ratchet: "It's okay Wheeljack, I've had chirobotic training - geez, you're so tense, so stiff, like a statue..."
(The Real) Wheeljack: "Uh, over here Ratchet!"
Ratchet (dropping statue and straightening himself out): &

Silver Wind says:

Unfortunately, what Ratchet didn't know was that Wheeljack was actually suffering from shock due to peoples' common disregard for spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Roadshadow says:

Ratchet: Wow! A giant oversized HOC Wheeljack KO! It's got no paint, so I'll paint it pink! Yay for pink!

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Ratch: Teeth check
Jack: What you know the faceplate won't come off
Ratch: So it's time for your teeth check
Op: I swear theres something is wrong with Ratchet

Prowl Worshipper says:

Ooooh! A brand-new Paint-by-Number Wheeljack!

Prowl Worshipper says:

W: A spider! Get it off! Get it OFFFF!

R: Hold still, dammit!...Hey 'Jack? Did you know there's nothing between your ears?

OP: (Offscreen, muttered) That explains a lot...

Marv says:

Weird...if I twist his head this way, candy starts coming out of his mouth!

Magnus says:

Optimus Prime: How long do you think he'll be like this?
Ratchet: It's hard to say.
Optimus Prime: That's not funny.

Tiedye says:

RATCHET- "Guess who this is Wheeljack." WHEELJACK-"I don't know.......Hotrod?"

Zeedust says:

The Heroes of Cybertron version of Wheeljack has a problem with his head popping off. Ratchet thought it might have something to do with the paint, but apparently not.

President Optimus Prime says:

Ratchet was kind enough to share this old photo.

OP Prime says:

Ratchet: Will you quit figeting I'm trying to install your Diclone head...

Wheeljack: hmmmemememmth!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: OK if we're going to play Scooby Doo, I'm Freddy and you're the villan I unmask.

Wheeljack: Zoinks!

Zeedust says:

Wheeljack: "Wow, that chick's got a nice..."
Ratchet: "That's my SISTER, Wheeljerk!"

Anonymous says:

Yup, Medusa got 'im!

Anonymous says:

"Mr. Big" says he wants his 10-grand by 8 pm tonight, "Wheeljackass"!

Scooter says:

"Ratchet, I should have told you sooner but my head isn't really where you think it is. So all these years you've really been twisting my-

Jetstreamx says:

Rachet: Say it! Come on. Say it!

Wheeljack: OK! UNCLE! NOW WILL YOU GIVE ME THE NEW PAINTJOB NOW! I'VE ALREADY BEEN SANDBLASTED!

OP Prime says:

Ratchet: Shhh, The movie is about to start.

Wheeljack: I don't have a moving mouth, so why try to cover it?

Ratchet: Well I've fixed you enougth to know where you mouth is, so stop being a know it all, just because you created the

Frost says:

Dont look! Its the new line of transforming pieces of crap! They scare me!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Prime Help (mumbles).
Rachet: Oh dear. Prime Wheeljacks dead.

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: How many times have I got to tell you I am not a toy?

Zu Darkness says:

*From the files of Teletran one et again*

Ironhide: Good lord what was that

Raket: I don't know Ironhide but it came from Outside where Wheeljack is

Ironhide: Well Let's get moving then

*Few minutes later*

Ironhide: By

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Dammit, my Wheeljack toy broke! Help me get the head back on! Wheeljack: DAMMIT, I'M NOT A TOY, IT'S ME, WHEELJACK!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "OK! Now you can look! SUPRISE!!!" Wheeljack: "WOW! Seibertron has CHANGED!" Ratchet: "That's not all!" Wheeljack: "Say what?" Ratchet : "Look yourself in t

PredaKing says:

Ratchet: "I see the problem, you've got a whiplash"
Wheeljack: "I ALWAYS have a whiplash!"
Ratchet: "No, I mean your neck"
Wheeljack: "Hmmmm, I've never had one of THOSE e

Shadow Fox says:

Ratchet- Ya this is how we fight in the 'hood'. Ya no one gonna miss you bi-atch.

Anonymous says:

WHEELJACK: "Your mother sews socks that smell!"
RATCHET: "The power of Christ compels you!"

Anonymous says:

(Ratchet): "Spike got hurt pretty bad so, I'm gonna need your eyes to replace his damaged ones"

Manchester Devil says:

Ratchet: Red Alert, give me your magic paint set?
Red Alert *Off screen*: My magic paint set?
Ratchet: NOW!

Arkhaon says:

lets c if theres actually anything else in there except scrap metal

Dark Cyclone says:

Ratchet: I'LL RIP OUT YOUR OPTICS!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack if you tell those kids that santa clause isn't real i'll pull your gad dam face off!

Shockwave says:

Rachet: Hey Jack, guess where my hand's been.

Minicle says:

Ratchet: Damm Gen 1 articulation!

Asheron says:

OOH MY GOD , IM SO SORRY , wait ill put it back on

Anonymous says:

EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey man smell this!

steve2275 says:

try not to lose ur contacts this time

Toe says:

Damn it get your finger out of my eye!

galvanostril says:

okay, two left, one right... and YES! I SET MY ALARM CLOCK!

Anonymous says:

BASTARD THAT WAS MY MOM

micah says:

your a clown . jak:me a clown:rach.get talken!

Anonymous says:

"If I twist his head off, I can get the cookies inside!"

Arkhaon says:

ratchet: guess whos this
wheeljack: mommy?

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Guess who? Wheeljack: Arrgh! No get off me Sideswipe! All right! All right! I'll admit it, you look better in car-form than me!
Ratchet: You must be going nuts Wheeljack, I'm going to examine your brain!

BlItZeR says:

Ratchet:"Hmm just like I thought, there is a little sign in there sayin "This space for rent"

Zeedust says:

"Okay, Wheeljack... You're going to be a headmaster. Now the first part of the process may hurt a bit, so you'll have to hold really still while I rip your head off... er... Let's try this again, from the top.&quot

Meister says:

I told you "do not look after girls who are behind you"

parkwood says:

Wheeljack quit playing with me! I know you have my energon sticks!! give 'em back! (-Wheeljack- laughing!)

K-nonFodder says:

Ratchet " i squeeze your head!"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Die you uncolored prototype!

Galvatron says:

Damn it Ratchet!! Oil works better! Don't you know anything!

Anonymous says:

i hat you so lat go

Anonymous says:

Let go of me you jackass

TetraReris says:

Ratchet: Wheeljack? WHEELJACK!? Great, I'm a doctor not a stone mason!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: I am going to be sick...Ratchet: I told you to stay away from those decepticon drinks

skylynx says:

hey wheely i´m sure that you are an headmaster,so get your fu**kin´ head off

APOLLO says:

Ratchet: This must be the worst case of arthritis I've ever seen.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: if you call me that name, I'll tear you apart
Wheeljack: please give me a chance

Anonymous says:

His failed inventions have blown up the base so many times, it's time to go the source of the problem.

GRIMLOCK: Me no let you kill creator Wheeljack!

RATCHET: You're his only sucessful invention, and even then, you're no

Rhys says:

RATCHET:(Reading). Contents of package. 1. Life-size Wheeljack model robot. (unpainted, batteries not included). Quick, and easy to assemble.

3 DAYS LATER

RATCHET: Dammit! The liars, quick-to-assemble. I've been at it for three days and I s

Chrono says:

HaHaHa, got your optic circuts!

Anonymous says:

i told you before, when i want head, i want it now!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "I'll be damned, that comes right off."

Fallengaiden says:

Ratchet: How's your headache now?
Wheeljack: Better I think.

M says:

DEF JAM!!!

Anonymous says:

Ok, time to sculpt the finishing touches . Clay is so much fun.

Omega Supreme says:

Ratchet: Let's see if your head comes off.
Wheeljack: Ratchet I aint a headmaster for the last time damnit!!!!

Anonymous says:

If Wheeljack's so smart, lets see him do an impresion of an owl.

Anonymous says:

I'm sick of you being such a suckup to prime!

Decepticon says:

Ratchet:"Hmm..it's hollow...and...I'm not surprised."

Anonymous says:

"Oh, and check this out! That human that said he was Japanese? His optics were slanted like this!"

Anonymous says:

I know you have a mouth underneath that cap!

SlagMaker says:

No more back talk, or I'll short out your mouth circuit.

Anonymous says:

Hold on, you have a screw loose.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:"I done warned you, WheelJERK...Pay back the Energon you owe me, or I do some 'unnecessary surgery'!" Wheeljack:"So suing for malpractice is out, I'm guessing?" Ratchet:"If I

Anonymous says:

R: Call me "Nurse Ratchet" again, and I promise you, you'll look like one of your inventions blew up IN YOUR FACE!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Just need to put the head on right, and my wheeljack model will be complete!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:I'LL RIP OUT YOUR OPTICS!

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: get your fingers out of my eyes nurse Rachet, you b*tch!

Shadow says:

Ratchet: Don't wory, I'm fully licensed in all areas of *snap* oops, um, I'm sure it just pops back on...maybe not.

Anonymous says:

Admit it, Wheeljack, you ate too much Ice-cream. No wonder that you are frozen now.

Anonymous says:

ENOUGH WITH THE @$%^ING GADJETS. YOU BLEW UP BUMBLEBEE WITH THE LAST ONE...wait a minute, is that so bad?

Anonymous says:

I love you too, Neo Primestar

Ricochet says:

Ratchet: Made in China

I thought you were a normal transformer like the rest of us

Anonymous says:

"Where's the $#%* USB plug on this thing?"

Anonymous says:

W: (singing) This is the song that never ends... R: SHUT UP!

Anonymous says:

"Don't worry, I saw this move on wrestling... I think it's called the Mandible Claw."

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "HEHE i got head"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Got yer' nose!

Jade says:

IF I HEAR: CAN U HEAR ME NOW I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!

Broadside says:

Having played Tenchu too often Ratchet tries out his stealth kill on Wheeljack

Anonymous says:

W: It's a small world after all... R: SHUT UP!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet found it really frustrating to find out that, in this position, his Wheeljack realdoll was just too akward to use..

zach says:

ratchet:yup just as I expected wheeljack: what did the scan of my brain show ratchet:nothing

Anonymous says:

hey look! there's a little sign that says "space for rent" that means wheeljack has no brain!

Anonymous says:

As I've said before, Wheeljack, glasses are widely accepted nowadays!

Anonymous says:

"I swear, Wheeljack, if you sing 'Blue, Da Ba De Da Be Da' one more time..."

Anonymous says:

Ratchet gives Wheeljack a nice, relaxing head massage....

Anonymous says:

THREE STOOGES LIVE !!

FortMax says:

Ratchet: And then Steven Seagal took the bad guy by the head and...oops

Anonymous says:

Damn it! I thought these statues were pre painted....

Firestorm says:

Hey, waiiiiit... I thought that the decoys were made out of colored rubber!

Anonymous says:

Ratchit: I'll teach you to steal my cookie.

Anonymous says:

I'll take your eyes for that whole "I look like I'm from Armada" joke!

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: aw comon it was only one stinkin white castle burger you wont miss it at all!
Ratchett: I'll "burger" YOU!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Ooooh, you like it rough like that don't you Wheeljack.

Anonymous says:

Peel back the foil on the chocolate Wheeljack for a yummy treat.

Shadow says:

Don't worry, I got one of them cheiropractor licenses out of a crackerjack box.

Anonymous says:

Here we see Ratchet laying the last improvements on the die cast burst version of Wheeljack....

Anonymous says:

The autobot version of a donkey punch

Anonymous says:

This is Ratchet to Control Tower! Ratchet to Control Tower! Mayday! Mayday! My co-pilot has completely frozen up!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: "Must not look at monobrow...can turn a Transformer...to...stone..." Ratchet: "You WILL look at the monobrow, dammit! Turn your head this way!" Wheeljack: "Nooo! I'm turning to stone....&amp

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack admit it!!! You stole all my Pokemoncards! Where are they now? Answer me.

Anonymous says:

Somehow, Wheeljack has turned into stone!

Anonymous says:

"Open, dammit, open!...Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the matrix. Sorry about that!"

Anonymous says:

And as our hidden camera footage shows, it was Ratchet who had been stealing from the Wheeljack-shaped Cookie Jar all along!

matrix_primus says:

ratchet: Wheeljack what have I told you about letting letting wheelie play with the modeling cement? Wheeljack:mmpphh

PlasmaRadio says:

Ratchet: "You think you are all that with those things that light up and the pants that fit and underwear with the elastic still good! Well I'll show you, you snoody bastard!"

Suzuki says:

Optimus: Go for the eyes, Ratchet! He's nothing without his all-seeing eyes.
Ratchet: Out, vile jelly! Hey, it says "J&B Novelty Company...a $1.98 a piece."
Wheeljack: Guys, cut it out with the MST3K bits already...

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: What happened to you? Wheeljack: Wheelie put paint remover in the oil soap again! Wheelie: Wheelie say pull prank today!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Dang, for a bootleg this thing is well made, considering the lack of color and all...

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Dang, for a bootleg this thing is well made, considering the lacok of color and all...

Anonymous says:

Spit it out, come on out with the candy!

Sir Deadend says:

Brrrr Nyuck Nycuk Nyuck (other three stooges sounds)

tf dutchie says:

Ratchet: if you take an oilshower don't forget to wash your ears next time!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet says: Say uncle or i'll shove your head where the sun doesn't shine!
Wheeljack says: Uncle!
Ratchet says: Gee, I didn't know Wheeljack had an uncle :)

Anonymous says:

Dispose of his parts any way you choose, but the head is mine!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack says: Remove my head for repairs Ratchet!
Ratchet says: Remove, Remove, always remove, I didn't join this outfit to be a repair van!

Anonymous says:

"come on, come on! give me the Pez already!"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Now you're powerless to resist my advances...

Anonymous says:

Is it left to tighten, or left to loosen?

Ratchet says:

HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE?????????????......

Shermtron says:

Ratchet:55ccs of visine stat....

Sharpshot says:

Ratchet: Got ya face!

Anonymous says:

And Ratchet applies his submission hold. Wheeljack has no choice but to tap out. Ratchet has just won the WWE Heavyweight Championshiop.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

For all his technobabble Wheeljack's head really is made of cement.

Anonymous says:

DAMN this head's mint I can use it to replace my Wheeljack's head I lost.

EDIMUS PRIME says:

Wheeljack,"ARGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!" Ratchet,"Shut Up,your the one that pleaded ,"Come on Ratchet I know you can make me into a Head Master."

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Hey, Optimus! Ratchet just said that you're--mmmph!

Anonymous says:

Thanks to the help of hidden security cameras, the police were finally able to arrest and convict the individual who had been molesting the statues in our beloved park.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: The doctor is in.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Goddammit Wheeljack! I told you not to snort that cocaine while you were on duty.
Wheeljack: Mmmpphmmmmphh mmmmphmmmmphmmmmpphh?
Ratchet: I don't know how lose the nose bleed is going to last. My hands used to be white. I never knew a

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Now let's see who you really are!

locke_stryfe says:

Ratchet: Hold still Wheeljack, I've almost got that cyber booger out...

Anonymous says:

I told you, Wheeljack, Arcee is MY girl!

Anonymous says:

Shut up wheeljack!

Anonymous says:

Let's hope Kasumi Tendo's not in here, Ratchet! (ha ha)

x says:

Perceptor, I need your help!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Optimus, I just made a stone statue of Wheeljack.

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Ratchet, what are you doing?

Ratchet: I'm doing the Mandable Claw!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY US ON ARMADA DAMN IT! WHY DID YOU DO IT! wHY!?

WheelJack: Because! The Decepticons have a better dental plans....your mouth stinks man!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:

Pokejedservo says:

Ratchet: Oh man this thing wasn't built it was poured! Prime (offscreen): Die-Cast Construction, its a lost art.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Wheeee!!!!" Wheeljack: "Are you done yet!? Now it's my time to ride horseback!"

Anonymous says:

"A little super-glue... Now no one will ever know I botched Wheeljack's repair!"

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: "Prime! What were Ratchet and Elita One doing in the back of my worksh....mmblmmm!!!"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet explaining how Jolt 'Powerlinks' with HotShot!

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: "Ratchet, what happend here?" Ratchet: "Don't know, Prime! He was watching Armada on Teletran One and simply...FROZE! Prime? PRIME!!!"

Rodimus Primal says:

Wheeljack: Ratchet, I know you like to immitate WWE Smackdown, but GET OFF OF ME!!!!

Quintessa says:

Ratchet: You were hitting on Arcee again, huh?
Wheeljack: How'd you know?
Ratchet: Asside from your head being turned completly round...a hunch.

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: how's the surgery going doc?
Ratchet: just a little bit more and those nasty wrinkles above your eyebrows will be gone forever

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: A little bit more and then we can put a boomerang on top of your face like me!!!

Anonymous says:

Here we see STONE cold in a headlock...no wait, that's the ROCK.

Unknown says:

"i told u wheel jack if a viagra gets stuck in ya throat and ya neck gets stiff, u have to call me imediatly!!

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: What do you think you're doing?
Ratchet: The Vulcan nerve pinch!?!
Wheeljack: no, you got it all wrong it's where the neck meets the shoulder
(Ratchet does it correctly) You mean here?
Wheeljack: Yeah. (passes

Scourge says:

Ratchet: I'll rip out your optics!...Dammit, I thought I got Megatron completely out of my system by now!

Firestorm says:

Incredible. These lawn gnomes get uglier every year. This one looks like a hideous stone version of Wheeljack... oh, wait, he turned himself to stone again. Perceptor!

Anonymous says:

Jim Ross: "OH MY GOD! RATCHET LOCKS ON THE SIBERIAN HEADLOCK! WHEELJACK'S BROKEN IN HALF!"

Anonymous says:

Anybody and Everybody who likes Dragonball Z really needs to IM me. My email is SaiyanGirl928@aol.com

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Come on! Get offa me! I'm not your boyfriend, ya know....................................................Oooh, wait,maybe I am...................

Unknown says:

Talk about being "stoned".

Anonymous says:

"All the king's men, all the
king's horses couldn't put poor Wheeljack together again."

TheRo-Man says:

Being the caring medic he is, Ratchet covers Wheeljacks eye's as Megatron's new evil "FUTURE RAY" shows the autobots just how lame they are going to be in ARMADA. "No, no Wheeljack...your not going to be a lame

Ratchet says:

Its confirmed. Wheeljack is dead.

Wheeljack says:

"Get off me! Get off me!"

Anonymous says:

"Hmmm....It looks like Arcee gave you a 'hickey'".

Anonymous says:

"Let's see. I could try cross-wiring the hyperbolic scanner, increasing the ratio of wave displacement, enabeling the coefficient random patterns to harmonize the frequency of.."MMPH!"

Blackout says:

damn it, i'm missing some parts. I'm going to kick hasbros a$$

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Before we both die in the movie, let me say...I always loved you." Wheeljack: "SNIFF"

Anonymous says:

"What the...DANIEL! Get out of there!"

Anonymous says:

"EWWW! That really DOES look infected!"

Anonymous says:

"I don't know, Ratchet, how DO you make a Venetian blind? YEOW!"

Anonymous says:

"Let's see...'Push down and twist to open'".

Anonymous says:

"Oh, oh...just like I thought. Nothing in there."

Ratchet says:

"We really need to rethink this die cast stuff. Wheeljack has rusted together!"